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9,700 kilometers from Japan,
Liaison rides a bicycle to Italy for 14 days.
It's a one-time-only trip.
Day one.
- Here we go! - Italy's northernmost city, Minato!
This time, from Minato...
- Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle... - Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle...
- What's a bicycle?
- We don't have a car. - Do you have one?
- What is it? - Shazuna.
Shazuna?
- We don't have a car. - Three, two, one...
- Are we okay? - This time, from Minato...
- Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle... - Bicycle...
- Cycling... - Cycling...
- Bicycle... - Cycling...
Cycling...
- It's over. - This is hard, isn't it?
The journey starts from Minato on a bicycle,
and heads for Stromboli, which has a gigantic volcano.
That distance is no lie 1,600 kilometers.
Traveling around the capital of Italy, they always end up in a hotel.
If it's not a hotel, we're stuck in a traffic jam.
- It's tough. - Let's go by train this time.
What?
So you're saying...
anything is fine?
That's right. They'll use trains that can be ridden by bicycles.
The bicycle we're riding is...
What?
Is it rental?
- No. - What?
It's rental.
- What? - What?
In their previous episode, they rode 600km from Kanazawa to Tokyo.
A.I.SHA.FALCO!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Finally, Mison's journey has begun!
Wow, amazing!
It's a fountain!
It's like a huge birthday cake, isn't it?
Today's destination is a hotel 100km away.
If you pass a crowded city area, you'll find a plain road that's easy to drive.
You should be able to find interesting things along the way.
There is a tomato field on one side.
There are two uncles.
What was it again?
It was chess, wasn't it?
Here, Mison is trying to make a funny face.
What did you talk about?
We talked about houses and cars.
We talked about smoking and stuff like that.
We talked about buildings and their chimneys.
So, you talked about silly things like that.
Yes, we did.
Is there anything you'd like to talk about here?
Then, let's look at the church on the hill.
It's very beautiful.
That church is a symbol of a city with a thousand-year- old history.
It's closed!
I'm sure there's something like a pirate hanging there.
It would have been beautiful if we could see it from up there.
That's true.
You're right.
What's wrong?
I bumped into something.
This is the charm of cycling.
Right, Sochi?
Funny things like that don't actually happen that much.
The other day, I went home.
I pressed the bell, even though it's my house.
It's okay if you don't.
So, I went home.
It was rattling.
I thought I heard something.
I was alone.
Why?
Maybe...
I thought it was my mom.
Then, I looked at it.
Do you know who it was?
Who?
Yes, it was my mom.
Funny things like that don't really happen that much.
It was rattling.
It's past 9 when they arrive at the hotel.
What is this?
It's like a castle hotel.
What is a castle hotel?
When you go inside...
Wow, it's beautiful!
It's a little scary, but it's beautiful.
There's a bedroom in the back.
Yay!
It's so nice!
It's beautiful!
However!
It's a little creepy, isn't it?
What is it?
The room is beautiful, but the only thing that bothers me is the creepy picture.
What is this person?
The squid man looks at it.
Day two.
The weather is also great.
This day's destination is Palma, which is about 70 kilometers from where we are now.
I feel good riding my bicycle.
Smooth.
There is a pig.
Wow, amazing.
Cute.
Excuse me, can I go over there for a moment on Japanese TV?
Let's say something interesting happens.
Where did that number of pigs go?
When I saw it earlier, it was around there.
Excuse me, can I go over there for a moment?
He went to call the pigs hidden in the mountains.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Wow, uncle.
Wow.
Didn't you go the other way?
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Didn't you go over there?
I can't help it, so I'll head over here.
Wow, amazing.
I'm sure pigs are happy to be touched with a fork.
There was.
Challenge forking with a branch.
Cute.
Smooth.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Wow, amazing.
It's a break mode in no time.
Wow, amazing.
These kids are full of hunger now.
I'm sure they'll start eating delicious rice.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Wow, amazing.
All of it?
Of course, all of it.
His face is amazing.
What kind of face is that?
In fact, here in Parma,
food culture preservation activities are valued,
and UNESCO, which determines world heritage,
has registered this beautiful city for food culture creation.
Among them, the most famous one is raw ham.
Delicious!
Very good!
Not "very good", but "good"!
Huh?
Bojore!
Good!
There is no unpleasant smell at all, and you can really taste the meat.
It's already melted.
It's gone.
There is... there is...
It's gone.
It's not melted, though.
It's gone.
It disappeared in an instant.
It's gone.
Third one!
Alright!
Let's go! Let's aim for Bologna!
Huh?
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Bologna?
Everyone knows about Bolognese, a meat sauce.
Today, eight weeks later,
we'll aim for Bologna!
In fact, I love Bolognese!
Why do I love it?
When I was in middle school,
I made this dish for the first time.
My mom and my sister all loved it.
I really like it.
But my favorite is...
I like meat.
I like vegetables.
I like meat.
I like vegetables.
I like red meat.
Miya wants to eat Bolognese as soon as possible.
He is in a hurry.
They arrive in Bologna 6 hours after departure.
Thank you for waiting.
What do you want to eat?
Bolognese.
What is that?
In Italy, each city has its own type of pasta.
Especially in Bologna, there is an official recipe for Bolognese.
Anna Maria, a famous restaurant that opened in 1934, will eat Bolognese.
Here it is.
It looks like this.
It looks delicious.
I'm in a hurry.
Thank you for it.
Bolognese is their dream dish.
It looks delicious.
It was small.
I was disappointed.
Disappointed?
I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to eat other Bolognese dishes.
I was disappointed.
He said it was good.
But Bolognese is different.
Bolognese has less ingredients.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Actually, I've been looking for a rule since then.
Rule?
Yes.
When they asked him what he wanted to do in Italy for the opening shoot...
I want to meet Raul.
Raul is a teacher who challenged the YouTube rank two years ago.
Miazon was impressed by his strong mental strength.
When I still had a hard time,
I said, "It's okay because we're with you, Christie."
Wow, I'd be really happy if I could meet you.
Miazon checked the location of the circus there.
And the surprising fact is...
Don't go to my circus.
What?
I'm sorry.
What? Wait a minute. Raul, did you quit?
With my mother.
What?
I don't know what happened.
And...
Yes?
He's a Brazilian chef.
No way!
Christie, I went to Brazil the other day!
But it's Italy.
What?
So...
It's here! It's here!
What is it?
It's an ambush.
Hey, Raul!
Hey!
Raul!
Hey, Miazon!
What?
Raul!
Hey!
Wow!
They reunited with him who won the championship.
But...
There is also a word barrier.
We met for about five minutes and I couldn't speak.
Fourth day.
The next destination is Florence.
Florence.
Is it okay for me to say hello like this?
Yes.
There are many trains that have a dedicated charging hook for about 450 yen for bicycles to get on and off the train at the workplace .
There is a role in this window, but what is it?
The answer was that it was an emergency exit.
There is a hammer next to the emergency exit window.
If you hit the red mark on the window, it will break easily and safely.
If you ride for about an hour, you can ride it back.
It's really crowded, isn't it?
While being confused about the train movement with a bicycle, we arrived in Florence in the morning.
Florence is a world heritage site with one center of the city.
It is said to be a museum without a roof because of the high artistic quality of the city as a whole.
What is this? I think it's a church.
World Heritage Santa Maria Delfiore Cathedral.
There are many tourist attractions that you want to see side by side.
Wow, this is a great parking lot.
Is this the last judge?
The last judge.
Is this a judge for everyone?
I thought it was a judge for the government.
It was painted in the 16th century.
This work surrounds the ceiling of the cathedral.
It depicts whether Jesus Christ is in heaven or hell and judging the dead.
Here, Miezon's sensitivity explodes.
I don't feel like there is a message.
Why did they draw it on the ceiling?
I see. Maybe this world is like hell.
Oh, that's possible.
But in the end, I think it's not about hell or heaven.
I think it's about whether you live like heaven or like hell.
I think it's up to you to decide.
It's one way of thinking, isn't it?
Depending on the angle, this looks normal.
It looks like "A" too.
I don't know what it looks like, but I think it's "A".
If you go through the city, you'll go up to hell.
Eat it all up.
There are many hills in Tuscany where we are driving now.
Wow, it's a vineyard.
It's like Italy.
It's nice, isn't it?
This area is known for its wine production area.
It says "restaurante".
This is where we'll have lunch.
There's chicken in it.
There's a rabbit!
It's so cute!
Rabbit!
It's so cute!
Look at this view!
This restaurant has a vast olive garden and many animals live here.
There's a horse!
It's a dalmeshiba.
This is also a popular pasta dish.
It looks good.
Thank you.
What is this?
It can't be.
It's rabbit pasta.
Rabbit is a delicacy in Tuscany where it's been around for generations.
It's not a rabbit. It's a clam.
The traditional way of eating it is to dip it in a rich sauce and eat it with wide noodles.
Clam pasta.
It's good!
It's the best pasta I've ever eaten since I was a teenager.
It's very moist.
It's like tuna meat bun.
The texture is like tuna.
I thought it was tuna, but it's meat.
It's good!
After dinner, Miyazon went to an activity that is popular nearby.
An hour on the mountain road.
Wow, it's amazing!
There is a hole!
Through this rock loop, the children can enjoy.
Three, two, one!
Wow, it's scary!
Wow!
It's scary!
Miyazon's fear of heights. Big speech!
No!
In addition to fear of heights,
when you chew cabbage, it goes "kikikiki".
I don't know.
It goes "duoduo".
In addition, Iris's penis goes "fuaa".
It's just a penis.
In addition, I'm not good at bus assistants.
In the US bathroom, there is a gap.
I want you to fill it up.
In addition, I'm not good at ants.
I'm small but strong. I don't know.
In addition, I don't like rain.
Please watch the continuation!
Why Germany, while touching various things...
Wedding?
Yes!
Wow, it looks good!
Why Germany, while touching various things...
It was a moment.
It says "Rome"!
I'm in Rome!
I'm here!
Like Florence in Rome,
the center of the city is one world heritage site.
It's amazing!
In the middle of it...
Wow, it's amazing!
I can see it! Colosseum!
I'm here!
Colosseum is a world heritage site that is unknown.
Colosseum! I'm here!
Miyazon is excited about Colosseum, but...
What is Colosseum?
It's an old fighting stadium.
Fighting stadium!
That's why it's called Colosseum.
What?!
That's crazy!
Colosseum...
That's scary!
Day 8
They start from Colosseum, where they arrived yesterday.
A lot of people with bicycles are here.
Oh, you're right!
Our friends are coming! Shall we ask them?
They came all the way from Croatia by bicycle to Rome.
With encouragement for their comrades...
Go for it, bicycles! Come on, everyone! It's really fun!
Bicycles are the best! Repeat! Bicycles are the best! Repeat! Bicycles are the best! Repeat! Bicycles are the best! Repeat!
After crossing the crossing, they went to...
Vatican City.
Vatican?
Vatican City.
It is designated as a major city of Roman Catholicism.
The area is a little smaller than Disneyland. It is the smallest country in the world.
Inside, including St. Peter's Cathedral, there are adults, courts and universities.
About 1,000 citizens live here.
Vatican artists have many world-famous paintings.
But we can't film it.
So, please go and see what kind of paintings there are.
Within buildings that can reach 7 km in length,
there are 180,000 works of art, including paintings, stone sculptures, maps and architecture.
Even inside, Miazon saw the most famous painting.
I bought it as a souvenir.
This is a puzzle.
This is famous.
God gave Adam and Eve their lives.
Adam and Eve are both men.
Yes, Adam and Eve.
An old man and a young man were playing E.T.
Michelangelo's work "Adam's Imagination".
God gave Adam, who was made of earth, life from his fingertips.
In fact, Director Cano Spielberg was influenced by this painting and came up with E.T.'s scene.
But it was really good. The painting is good.
The painting is good.
And, well, most of them were naked in the movie.
Their next destination is the world's most beautiful world heritage Amalfi painting.
On this day, they look for a hotel in a city called Anarni on the way.
Oh, there it is!
They found a hotel that reformed the old church.
Oh, it's nice, isn't it?
Isn't the balcony the best?
It's like Romeo and Juliet in a movie, isn't it?
Was Romeo a man?
Romeo is a man.
Romeo. Me.
Miazon Theater. Romeo and Juliet.
Oh, Romeo!
No, it's not Romeo.
Oh, Juliet!
Romeo!
Is that all you know about it?
Italian Bicycle Trip Day 9
It's about 210 kilometers from Anarni to Amalfi.
It's still a long way to go.
Oh, what's that?
In front of us is a huge structure.
What's that?
It's a world heritage site, the Southern Lighthouse Waterway Bridge.
The waterway bridge was built about 250 years ago.
Even now, water flows through this part.
It was built to carry water to the waterfall in the palace.
The water reaches this Kazelta Palace.
In order to supply water to the garden,
they drew spring water from a mountain 38 km away.
Since this is a valley,
water flows through this waterway bridge.
Let's say I'm the king.
I want to build a waterfall in my garden.
About a year later, my subordinates tell me to come here.
We'll build this and water it.
You don't have to go this far.
Who told you to do this?
You don't have to go this far.
Why don't you talk to me?
Even if you go this far, it'll be a waste of money.
It's still dark.
They spent the night in a city called Dora.
Let's ask if there's a hotel nearby.
There isn't one near here.
No way!
Why Dora?
She's lost.
- Mr. Miyazon? - Yes?
- I grew up here. - What?
- I have a family home. - What?
- Coordinator Francesca. - What?
Why don't you talk to me?
I'll stay here.
I think I'll stay here. There's no hotel nearby.
Then I'll stay...
I'll stay...
I'll stay here.
Tonight, they'll go to the coordinator's family home.
There's a hot spring.
I can't see you at all.
This is Francesca's mother, Rosassa, who welcomed us.
She is 75 years old.
She lives with her son, Vincenzo.
This is an Italian band.
A lot of whistles are lined up.
How far will you go?
I will go to Strong Morikaza.
Why do you challenge? Do you want to win something?
Why do you do this?
I want to know the purpose of it.
I want to know it, too.
And Miyazon's mother and her son's mother.
A strange collaboration.
Day 10.
The sea is beautiful.
The sea is here.
This day, the world's most beautiful,
World Heritage Amalfi Coast.
We're here.
Amalfi.
We're here.
All right!
The legend says that the Greek mythologist Heracles buried his beloved spirit Amalfi on this land.
As expected of a world heritage.
It's really beautiful. Look at it all.
It's like Atami.
I wanted to go to Atami and Udawara.
The road to get here is congested.
Here is the situation of Italian toilets.
There is no toilet seat.
How do you use it?
There are many Italian toilets that don't have a toilet seat.
It's not broken. It hasn't been there since the beginning.
Is it this pattern?
Ask the shopkeeper.
The answer is...
Cookies.
Thank you.
Can I do it somewhere else?
The eleventh day.
We're in Naples.
About 60 kilometers from Amalfi, they arrive in Naples.
This is our road.
That's right.
They take a ferry from here and head for Sicilia Island.
Is there an escalator in the ferry?
No, there isn't.
The ferry is surprisingly abundant.
There are many facilities where you can spend the night on the sea.
Miazon chose crane game for entertainment.
But this crane game didn't go well.
Wait a minute.
It went like this.
It's not like this.
It can't be like this.
Was that a mistake?
I want to aim for Spider-Man.
Good, good.
Good, good, good, good.
I think it's a mistake.
It's not a mistake.
There's no such thing.
How about the next platform?
Good, it's a squid.
Go, go, go.
It's stuck.
Wow.
Wait a minute.
You let go of the coin, didn't you?
Let's try it again.
You grabbed it, didn't you?
You grabbed it once, didn't you?
Good.
Good, good, good, good.
The next morning...
The biggest city in Sicily, Palermo, has arrived.
From here, they head for Milazzo, the entrance of Stromboli Island.
The distance is about 200 kilometers.
But they suddenly stumble.
Look at this.
What's wrong?
Is it because of the steering wheel?
No.
When I was trying to remove the sand in my shoes...
I was like, "Whoa!" and I hit it like this.
I was like, "What?" and I hit it like this.
When I saw it, it turned out like this.
This is "coppri chiwata".
Its flower is a beautiful pink color.
But in order to protect itself from external enemies, its trunk is full of thorns.
This is too protective!
While touching various things along the way...
They head for their last location.
Oh! Milazzo! We're close!
At the entrance of Stromboli Island, they arrive at Milazzo.
Chocolates!
After two and a half hours of regret...
They head for Stromboli Island, a world natural wonder.
We've arrived at Stromboli Island!
The color of the sand is black.
Stromboli Island is a whole island of sand.
Therefore, the sand on the beach is lava.
It is said to be one of the world's rarest eruptions.
The reason for this is...
The magma is close to the crater.
In addition, magma continues to be supplied from deep underground.
Meanwhile, Milazzo heads for Stromboli Island...
And climbs a mountain in the dark.
If we fall, we're in trouble.
It's amazing.
They sing a song to Stromboli Island and end their journey.
I see.
And at that moment...
Bad news.
I can't go to the top today.
If you brighten up the camera with a special setting,
it's dangerous to be covered in dust near the summit.
Here it is! Here it is! Here it is!
Look!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's beautiful here!
I've seen enough of it, though.
Well, I'm tired of playing, so let's have fun!
However, trouble occurs here!
Emergency situation.
The camera battery is running out.
No way!
It suddenly became zero at 50%.
We don't know how much we can shoot anymore.
Can we cut it again?
You can cut it, right?
The strategy we took was...
To shoot most of the song after descending,
and to shoot only the last phrase with the remaining battery.
I'm glad.
Please listen to it with that in mind!
Ah, it's expensive!
Thank you very much!
Strombolica!
Was it OK?
It was close!
But...
Your voice was like "ahhh"
Why "ahh"
This has been Miuson's Italian journey!