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There are many YouTube craftsmen around the world who shoot and upload funny videos.
With them, they shoot and upload videos that make people around the world laugh.
Why?
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Hello, I'm Rocchy Nagaoka.
Today, I'm in Milan, Italy.
Look at me. I'm at the Italian Milan's foreign exchange gate.
I swear in front of this foreign exchange gate.
With this Italian money, I'll win a big prize and go abroad to Japan.
First of all, he'll use this Italian money.
He'll pick up a bag of cement and lift it up high.
Then, he'll make a small cut in it.
There's a trending workout video in Italy.
He'll show Nakaoka a fake video and explain that it's a trendy workout.
Is it trending in Italy?
Let's go! Nakaoka's warming up prank!
Hamonica 25kg! 5 times! Let's go!
Wait a minute!
Nakaoka is lifting 25kg of wheat.
And there...
He's starting to get used to it.
He's getting used to it.
Hamonica 25kg! 5 times! Let's go!
It's beautiful.
He sucked it in.
He's getting used to it!
Nakaoka is going on a journey this time.
YouTube.
First, he'll try a cool video that's trending in the world.
A row of people in a row in a row.
That's fast.
He'll move them in a light step.
Wow!
Amazing!
Will he be able to do it in a cool way?
Nakaoka is a cool runner.
Will he be able to do it in one go?
I'm scared! I'm scared! And it's so difficult!
Alright! He tries again!
You can do it! You can do it!
You did it! You did it!
Amazing!
Woo!
The next cool move is...
It's a one-shot punch to extinguish a candle's flame.
Amazing!
I see.
Can you do it well?
The person I admire the most is Jyoichiro Tatsuyoshi.
Is that so?
Let's fight! Punch! Extinguish a candle!
A candle is like a bird - it flies away!
I'll do it with my right hand.
Do a jab and do it with your right hand.
I'll do it.
You don't have to do a jab and do it with your right hand.
Zero-five!
Make a wind with a hook and rush!
I can't say "flame" because it's white.
It's really white.
It's a lie!
It's probably a trick video.
I know it. I've been doing it for three years.
I know it.
Even a professional can't do it.
So, the person who came to test us is...
Pro boxer Donatello!
Thank you!
I'll extinguish all eight of them!
He became a professional and fought in 2002!
Can he extinguish a fire with that punch?
Three!
Two!
One!
Go!
Zero-five!
One more time!
Zero-five!
One!
Go!
Zero-five!
Not at all!
What do you think of this?
It's a trick.
You send this strong wind through your body, right?
Like a hair dryer.
When you do it like this.
So we're going to film it now.
We've prepared a machine that sends strong wind.
From now on, please watch the director's performance.
Just now, the professional boxer said...
I can't do it.
Then he said, "Just do it."
When I punched him,
Mr. Kunoichi Eddie did this.
We don't use audio.
The strongest punch-up increase and heat increase edition.
The original version.
Three, two, one, go!
Ah...
It's strong, isn't it?
Nooooooooooooooooooo!
High-five!
OK!
This video has three high-fives.
The last one is...
While sliding the flying frisbee with a slider,
he directly catches it.
This time, he prepared a special slider.
It's 30 meters long.
While sliding this slope,
he catches the frisbee.
The one who will throw it is
Davide, who has been playing frisbee for 22 years.
Nakaoka!
Slider frisbee catch!
OK! Let's do it!
Go!
Start!
Davide throws the frisbee in accordance with it.
It's close!
Nakaoka!
He didn't have enough speed to run,
so he lost speed with the slider.
It didn't reach the frisbee.
Nakaoka!
Go!
In addition to the accuracy of throwing the frisbee,
if Nakaoka's sliding timing doesn't match perfectly,
he won't succeed.
You look too far ahead of me.
You always look at me and the frisbee.
At first glance, it looks like an easy challenge.
However, no matter what you do,
the timing doesn't match.
It's like you're running 50 meters.
How do you feel?
I don't know how many steps a person can run at 50 meters.
Nakaoka's stamina is declining recently.
And two hours after the challenge began,
this is the 27th frisbee.
Go!
Go for it!
Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
He caught it perfectly!
Go for it!
Go! Go! Go!
That was cool!
Perfect!
This is it!
The kids are going crazy!
Next up is Odaka Douga.
He's a man with two legs and a bunch of rubber bands.
A Douga who just goes wild!
What was that?
What was that for?
Nakaoka is trapped in the sea!
Nakaoka, standby!
If he eats the donut he dropped, it's a clear!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts! It hurts!
Leave me alone!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
If you let go of his hand, he'll punch you.
Didn't you hear what I said?!
Bravo!
Show me one more time!
She's so beautiful. She's happy for me.
Let's go.
Will she be able to eat it this time?
Good luck.
I'm going to eat it!
- Okay. - She's going to eat it.
You can do it.
It's only a few centimetres away from the donut.
Will she be able to eat it?
Next, she will challenge a video that is copied all over the world.
The one who will teach us how to do it is Miguel-san, a baseball player.
I have a set of tea. What are you going to do with it?
Today, I will use this pot and cup.
Take it out. Take it out.
Hot! Hot!
You hit your arm.
No, I did it on purpose.
Here is the actual video.
Take a breath in the pot and pour the tea in the cup.
This is the video that is copied all over the world.
Takaoka, tea and black tea.
Now, I will put the tea in this cup.
First of all, stick your mouth to the pot and take a deep breath.
It's hot.
Why?
He laughed without complaining.
I have to close it, right?
I will do it.
First of all, stick your mouth to the pot and...
It's hot.
Didn't you feel hot?
No, I didn't.
Really?
Wait a minute. I will do it.
It's hot.
First of all, stick your mouth to the pot and take a deep breath.
It's hot.
I will do it.
Stick your mouth to the pot and take a deep breath.
It's hot.
Thank you.
This is an action video using the body.
Riding a bicycle and crossing a water slide.
Riding a surfboard and crossing a pool with the mental power of braking.
A pond.
This is the rumored "dying water".
This time, they will cross a golf-shaped pond and aim for a beach seven meters away.
Riding a bike and surfing on a bicycle.
Will they succeed in a miracle?
It smells like Peter.
Peter.
In addition to the smell of water,
balancing on a surfboard is difficult.
No matter how many times you do it, you can't stay on the board.
Can you do it?
I don't think you can do it.
I know a person who does that video.
A person who rides a bicycle.
A person who climbs a sunflowers and desert with a bicycle.
We will know it later.
This video's male.
A person who climbs sunflowers and alps with a bicycle.
It was a great thing.
This is amazing!
The person who climbed the Suhibaraya 300 bicycle can't be a bicycle rider or an amateur.
It's about time.
Yes, it is.
Now, the self-recorded video of the first production is...
2894 x 13464 is...
It's difficult.
Well...
I'll do my best.
Youkai.
Okama-boko-gui.
For some reason, I end up becoming a swordsman.
Why? Ah, my phone, my phone.
Okay, I'm fine now.
Okay.
Why?
We'll end with an experiment video.
I remember this place.
Do you remember?
It's the bullfighting arena, right?
This video was made using bugs.
Okay, let's do it!
Everyone, let's do it!
If people don't stand up and move,
the bugs don't bump into each other and slip through.
I'm scared.
That old man, that old man.
The one who will help us out is
Gonzales-san of Tokyo Castle.
Me? What am I doing today?
Looking at the last challenge,
I came up with a good idea.
I'll go get something so that the bugs don't notice me.
When the bugs aren't looking,
I'll move and when the bugs are looking at me,
I'll stop.
Does that mean the bugs will notice you?
In other words,
I'll put something at the end of the arena and
if the bugs notice me,
I'll go and get it.
If not, I'll go and get that thing.
What?
Oh, wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
What is it?
My suitcase!
Wait a minute! It's a new one!
There is a suitcase that Makaoka bought 3 months ago.
I worked hard for 1.93 years, so I bought it as a reward.
Can I say something? I bought it for 70,000 yen.
And it's limited to Germany.
You can only buy it in Germany.
You can only buy it in Germany's airport.
So, if someone comes with that suitcase...
Normally, they would guard the suitcase like this.
But I might protect it.
Tonight, Daruma fell.
Shall we go?
Come on.
Cows, will you come?
Gate open!
Let's go!
Cows appear!
Cows, cows, cows, cows!
They can't be found in the studio.
If they recover the suitcase and return to the starting point, mission clear!
I see.
So, "Daruma fell" starts now!
Daruma fell.
Cows don't show interest in things that don't move.
It doesn't move. It doesn't move.
It doesn't move.
Daruma fell.
It's a great view.
It's a great view, isn't it?
It's a great view.
Look at it. Look at it.
I thought it broke.
Look over there for a second.
No, no. It doesn't move.
It doesn't move.
Daruma fell.
You can't go back now.
Slippery.
Cows and cows!
Nakaoka is in danger!
Anyway, cows are very competitive!
A cow moved here!
Nakaoka has a chance!
Garuma-san fell!
But...
Nakaoka fell!
And...
A cow died behind the safety fence!
There is no safe place here anymore!
They have no choice but to attack!
They secured a pass!
They return to the starting point!
Garuma-san fell!
I will definitely bring it back with no injuries!
They have 10 meters left until the finish line!
Meanwhile...
A cow moved!
Nakaoka protects himself with a snowplow!
A cow died behind the safety fence!
He killed a suitcase worth 70,000 yen, and the cow disappeared.
Where am I?!
It's not moving! I'm so nervous!
It's not moving at all, but it's all the way over here!
And you know...
I was told it was safe, but when I passed here...
There's no place safe in here!
There's no place safe!
Think about how you felt at the time!
Hey!
Which one of you was more nervous?!