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[The world's end festival, Isseki]
It has begun, Isseki.
Tonight is the 100th anniversary of the world's end festival, which Miyaber Daisuke, the festival guy, has been to.
It is the 99th miracle special.
This festival program is very popular and continues from the beginning of the program.
Last year's Kakehashi Festival achieved the 99th participation of the festival.
Thank you very much.
By the way, Miyaber has visited 27 countries and regions so far.
The total travel distance is about 803,600 km.
It is about 20 times that of the earth.
He has participated in 99 festivals around the world.
But is one-third of these 99 festivals held in Thailand?
The number of festivals is not small.
Thailand is too much of a festival.
Daisuke is amazing because me and entertainers can't succeed if we can't do it.
Entertainer?
I'm good at it.
I'm good at it, too.
I'm good at it.
Success is success.
It doesn't matter if you succeed or not.
I think this is the greatness of entertainers.
It's definitely fun and it's definitely great.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't understand it at all.
I don't understand it at all.
I don't know anything.
Let's go and see the 99th miracle festival and the famous scene of the explosion.
To the end of the world!
Let's go!
This program is targeted.
Mitsubishi Electric, Shimizu Construction, Suntory, Kaoh, Honda, and E.ON.
Matsuri Otoko Meibamen Award
The world's biggest milk festival.
Here we go!
Is it 6th or 5th?
Here's the show!
Cowardly men are drinking 1 liter of milk!
Miyagawa said before the competition...
I might show you something disgusting.
But Matsuri Otoko can't lose!
Here we go!
Two men are already drinking 1 liter of milk!
Is Miyagawa still drinking?
Now! Now! He's drinking!
He wants to turn things around!
But they're back up!
The competition isn't over yet!
They're drinking 1 liter of milk!
But they can't drink all of the milk they wanted!
The audience is cheering!
Matsuri Otoko is trying to live up to their expectations!
Only half left!
The world's biggest milk festival!
Now!
Can you do it?!
He gets out of there alone!
This is a terrifying speed!
He shines magnificently like a Yu-Gi-Oh!
The battle is over.
But the festival man doesn't retire!
He pushes forward with his guts!
Good job! You don't have to quit!
He reaches the goal by himself!
That's the festival man!
Is it over yet?!
No, it's not!
It's over!
What's wrong?!
What's wrong, Yuga?!
Push forward!
Hang in there! Hang in there!
Yuga, you made it!
The goal is right in front of you!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Hang in there!
The Australian Special Forces!
Next up is Yu-Gi-Oh!
It's a battle of how much you can eat within one minute without using your hands!
First of all...
I have to eat the skin, right?
I'll start with the jam and eat the rest later.
Go!
The fast-eating Budokai starts!
Wow!
The time limit is one minute!
It's hot!
As usual, the Budokai starts first!
This sucks.
[LAUGHTER]
Great job.
It sucks.
This sucks.
30 seconds left.
This sucks.
Oh, no.
[LAUGHTER]
He's got it.
[LAUGHTER]
It's cold.
I can't eat it.
I think I should swallow the pie in my mouth.
But I can't do it anymore.
I'm about to die.
No, I'm serious. I'm laughing.
I'm about to die.
My stomach is full of pie.
I can't eat it.
I can't eat it at all.
I can't eat it.
I'm about to die.
I'm serious.
I'm going back to the branch office.
Next is the world-famous cheese toro dashi festival.
Ready, set, go!
I'd like you to see how enthusiastic I am.
This is Cooper's Hill, one of the most famous hills in England.
The slope is 35 degrees.
The distance is 180 meters.
People are afraid of getting injured.
They don't know if they will win or not.
They can't even jump high.
This festival is very dangerous.
The government has issued a ban.
Since 2010, it has not been officially held.
Take a look at this world-famous festival!
Please respect!
Let's go!
He won 2nd place in "Knowing or Not", a future that will change his life for the better.
On the other side of the river, there is a parade full of people.
The next day, the British national anthem was played.
You can call me a weirdo or a fool, but I won't call you a coward!
A talent who has a regular show in Japan won 2nd place!
The British people will never forget the name of this brave festival man.
The man's name is...
I love you, Miyazawa!
Next up is the high-speed race, "Miyazawa Daiko's Decks".
Will Miyazawa Daiko win the festival?
He doesn't look like it.
Now, the time of fate has come!
Everyone is in position!
The moment of tension!
Now, let's turn things around!
Miyaga is in 5th place!
Now, the battle begins!
Last Spart!
The top player, who has won the championship five years in a row,
is showing an overwhelming race!
Now, how about Miyaga?!
Will Miyaga come?!
Miyaga is here!
Will he be able to catch up?!
Will it end here?!
The winner is Lance Powers!
With an overwhelming race,
Miyaga has won six races in a row!
And now,
Miyaga has finished in 5th place!
He didn't win the championship,
but his driving betrayed expectations!
Next up is Miyaga, Takei, and A.D. Fujino's trio manzai.
That is, when Takei performed a festival theme song
in front of a crowd of people.
Excuse me.
Do you know Daisuke's usual theme song, Rocky's...
I know it!
No, no, that's also like...
I can't do it at all!
Can you do that "da da da" part?
Do you know that "de" part?
Sorry!
"de de de" but...
de de de
I can't do it!
Sorry!
I can't do it!
I think the chord is different.
Chord?
Yes.
Chord is...
What's wrong?
Chord is...
I've been playing it for a while.
Can you play it?
I've never played it.
It's really cool!
That's it! That's it!
Wow, it's cool!
It's perfect!
It's cool, it's cool, it's cool, Endo-kun!
Yes.
Everyone, you're still hearing it, right?
While you're still hearing it, hurry up and do your "cool, cool, cool, cool" thing!
The hot battle between men is about to begin.
How many people are watching you?!
Your...
Your warmth, where is it?!
Setsuko!
Wow!
It's huge! It's huge! It's huge!
It's crazy!
It's like a flamenco!
Next up is Miyagawa and Tegoshi's two-man showdown!
Tegoshi is in charge of eating.
Miyagawa is in charge of martial arts.
Okay! Okay!
Tei!
Oh, it's cauliflower!
I'm going to eat a lot today!
It's hard for me to lose my courage.
Every single second counts!
Okay, let's eat!
Itadakimasu!
Cauliflower, itadakimasu!
Wait, wait, wait!
Do you want some water?
It's wet!
It's wet.
It's harder than usual today.
It's harder than usual.
It's scary.
Yeah.
There's water in my nose.
My nose...
It's scary.
Next time... Miyazawa and his sister are drunk.
It's a drama they participated in together.
It's a piece of cake for them.
Keep your feet wide and run with a steady rhythm.
Go!
Anyway, they keep moving their feet lightly.
Go!
Nice!
Not bad!
Go! Go!
Wait! I can't run!
My shoulders won't move!
Nice!
My shoulders won't move!
My legs won't move!
Alright!
Wait!
I said we'd go together!
Help me!
Move!
I can't get out!
Really!
I can't get out of here!
Ten!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Eight!
Nine!
I can't get out!
Thank you!
I'm saved!
Thank you!
Go! Go!
Move!
I can't get out!
Thank you!
Kimono! Kimono! Kimono!
Can you help me next?
I can't do it!
Move!
Hey! Take off your kimono!
Take off your kimono! Take off your kimono!
Take off your kimono!
Don't kill me!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Think of a way to take it off!
Next up is Uchimura vs. Tegoshi, a serious battle!
Of course, Mr. Uchimura is my senior.
But I'd like to drown you in this cold water!
Listen up, kid!
Listen up!
I'm not going to tell you it's a skill!
I'm going to tell you it's art!
I've been doing it my whole career!
And I'm a father of 50s!
As a representative, I'll let you dream!
Ready...
Go!
- Miyagawa. - Yes?
- You're not cut out for this. - No, that's not true.
I'm sorry, fathers in your mid-ages.
You can't show your dreams.
I think you're too old for this.
Next, Tegoshi Yuya's serious frustration.
It was at an Indonesian swimming festival,
when Miyagawa and Tegoshi faced off for the first time.
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- Let's do a good show. - Let's do a good show.
- Let's do it.
Comedians versus idols. A battle of traditions.
A serious showdown between men and women.
Tegoshi goes to the left, and Miyagawa goes to the right.
But both of them fight desperately.
Who will win?
Miyagawa wins!
I did it!
Their fight began here.
Calmly, the invitation letter has arrived from all over the world.
An invitation letter from Thailand.
The content is...
Do you know what it is?
It was written in Thai.
Thai people will read it for you.
I don't know!
I don't know what it is.
What is "chinko rei"?
Is it a joke?
It's a car.
A car?
I don't know Japanese.
How long have you been in Japan?
Nine years.
An invitation letter from Italy.
I love Miyagawa.
Do you want me to drink it?
An invitation letter from Italy.
So, for Mr. Daisuke Miyagawa, how are you? Do you remember me?
Last year we had a party together at the Soap Box Party.
It is said that this year, the 16th...
So you can say it in Japanese?
Soap Box Party...
Soap Box Party?
Yes!
Soap Box Party?
Yes!
To Soap Box Party?
Yes!
What does "Soap Box Party" mean?
It means "the 16th".
I don't know!
An invitation letter from Italy.
Can you translate this for me?
Well...
This is...
I don't like it!
It's annoying to translate!
An invitation letter from Thailand.
Yes... Yes... Yes... Yes...
I can't read it every time!
I can't read it!
Can you read it for me?
How are you?
Yes, I'm fine.
It's been a while. How are you?
Yes, yes.
In May...
Yes.
We will have a Soap Box Party again.
I'm sorry, that's all I know.
Is that festival famous?
No...
It's like a festival for three generations in Thailand.
Japanese festival for three generations is...
Gion Festival, right?
And...
What else?
Tienjin Festival and Kanda Festival.
What?!
Next up is a musical by a one-of-a-kind dance team, "Ana to Yuki mojou".
This time, it's actually a three-person festival.
A three-person festival?!
From here, the magnificent prelude that took five hours of filming begins!
Like a dream...
Ow! Ow!
I'm sorry! Are you alright?
Yes, I'm fine.
I'm sorry for being late.
I am Prince Tegoshi of Johnny's Kingdom.
I'm the festival guy, Miyaga Daisuke.
Tell me, what do you like?
Festivals!
Aren't you the same as me?!
What do our guests like?
Ah, we're together again!
Can I say something funny?
Go to the festival with me!
Can I say something even funnier?
Of course!
Can I say something even funnier?
Won't you invite me and Uchibura-san?
Of course!
You must not wear this helmet.
If you do, terrible things will happen.
I'm scared. My power is getting stronger and stronger.
Until you can hold back your power, close all doors in the dressing room.
Try not to meet people as much as possible.
Hide your power from people around you.
Uchimura-san!
Let's go to the festival.
Open the door.
Let's fight together.
Why can't we do this?
We used to get along well.
Why can't we see each other?
I want to be alone.
I don't want to see anyone.
If I take off this helmet,
everyone will notice me.
But this time,
I want to dream.
I want to cry.
Now...
I'm born again.
Uchimura-san!
Can we stop now?
It's too long!
All seven of them participated in "Snowfall Festival".
One day, a message arrived at Miyagawa.
This is bad!
No one's here yet.
Oh, someone's here!
Be careful of that.
That's Chan, right?
Hey, Chan!
Chan?
There he is.
There he is!
He's doing it seriously.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Go home.
Vintage furniture.
Huh? Huh?
What's that? What's that?
What's that? He's holding something.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
He's holding grass!
Oh! Oh!
He's holding it!
There it is!
Ocean...
Ocean's Panetta.
And the fifth person is...
Huh?
He's dancing.
He's dancing!
He's serious.
What is it?
What are you doing?!
Yūya Higashi!
The sixth person is...
Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
No way!
Wasn't it just a helmet with all those wrinkles?
Mr. Sato!
Happy New Year!
Team Perry Yoshi!
And last but not least...
That's...
Chanel?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
I didn't think of that.
Who is it?
Matsuri Otoku Famous Scenes Award
Next is "Gakuya-hen" by Daisuke Miyagawa.
Over the past ten years, various dramas have been born in Miyagawa's Gakuya.
First of all, his "threatening-hen".
Whoa, you scared me! Hey, you scared me!
This month, it's festival season again.
That's sad.
His greed...
Miyagawa was wary of being threatened.
Then...
Whoa, you scared me! Hey, you scared me!
What are you doing?!
Miyagawa, I've been following you.
Whoa, you scared me!
Eventually, it became a controversy.
Your Honor,
during the Matrimony Campaign...
What?
Did you know that Japan is going through a hard time?
During the Harry Potter Campaign...
Hey!
Everyone, this month's math teacher is doing it.
Is it okay if you don't give me a lecture all of a sudden?
I have to support Harry Potter.
From that wall, you can go to Thailand.
What?
Then I'll go first.
No, you go first, Thailand.
Can you go there?
Then I'll go.
Yes.
Wow!
What?
He went!
He went to Thailand.
Can you go there?
Then I'll go.
Okay, let's go to Thailand!
Go, go, go.
Why?
Oh, it came out! Just a little!
In Hiragawa's dressing room, there are various performers on a regular basis.
Damn it!
Let's go again! Let's go again!
You're the only one who's done it!
Can you do it?
Let's go again! Let's go again!
It's the season of festivals!
Let's go again! Let's go again!
It's the season of festivals!
Let's go again! Let's go again!
Please! Please!
Let's go! Let's go!
Yeah!
We couldn't leave any tickets.
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go and meet the kids!
Look at them! Look at them! Look at them! Look at them!
Let's join our shoulders and look at them!
The festival is over and the kids are screaming "oh, oh, oh!"
But the festival is tomorrow!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you very much!
I'm tired of it!
What a huge bag!
A huge bag!
Oh, my!
That's great!
It's huge!
Wait a minute, it's hot, steam is coming out.
Steam is coming out, I can't do it!
Please don't let me go!
I'm going!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
I'm scared, I'm scared, wait a minute!
I'm scared, I'm scared!
Something came out.
What is it?
Huh? Huh?
No way!
Sakadachi?
It's pulling!
Wow!
It's so fun!
What is it?
I can't do it!
It's pulling!
Oh, scary!
Hey you!
What is it?
Don't fight in public!
If you go to a festival, you'll get stabbed in the throat!
Hey you!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Hey you!
Calm down!
Hey you!
Oh, scary!
For a festival man who Japan is proud of,
you behave like that!
I won't forgive you, festival samurai!
I won't forgive you!
Calm down!
(Fighting)
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Now, this month too, the festival season has arrived.
Has the festival season arrived?
The famous scenes of "Festival Men" are...
Miyagawa Daisuke's complaints.
Miyagawa Daisuke's complaints?
First of all, Snow Kell Festival in England.
Snow Kell Festival.
To be honest, I don't feel like practicing at all.
Look at this.
No, it's not like that.
If you take it from this side of the camera, it will shine and look like a beautiful river.
I want you to take this.
This.
This!
It's a dove, a dove.
A dove.
A dove of a farm in the mountains of England.
Can you do it?
Yeah, let's do it.
No, this is cheap.
This is cheap.
If it's not properly made, it's like drinking water.
This is a big deal.
I don't know what's going on.
You can tell by wearing it.
It's cheap.
It's not something you shake.
This is cheap.
On the other hand, this is the high heel race in America.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Is there anything that's not a pin heel?
This is a high heel with thick heels.
That's better.
I'm telling you, it's not a pin heel.
This is cheap!
You can tell just by looking at it.
This is cheap!
You can tell just by looking at it.
If it's expensive, it's cheap!
It's 600 yen!
You can't tell just by looking at it!
You can tell, right?
This...
It can fall.
I know you want it, but...
Look!
It's asphalt!
They didn't even prepare it for you!
You can't do it!
You're not crying, what's wrong with you?
They're good at this!
That's right, European bamboo boxing.
Excuse me, this river...
It's dead, right?
But...
They hit him hard...
And he fell into the dead water.
Can you look at me slowly for a moment?
I...
I want you to hit me properly.
This is embarrassing!
It's a bad thing to have a talent!
It's embarrassing, but...
Seriously!
I'm an entertainer.
I won't say I have a talent, but I'm an entertainer.
Even if I'm an entertainer,
participating in "Face With Rules"
is a weird thing!
I'm the only one doing it.
Do you do it in a night club?
What do you do?
He wears a headgear because it's dangerous.
You can tell just by looking at it.
It's cheap!
You can tell just by looking at it.
It's cheap!
It's not protected!
I want it to be protected!
My chin! My nose!
I don't have anything on me!
And at the California festival in Thailand,
where he participated with Egos...
One, two...
I'm running!
Wait a minute!
It's weird!
Let me walk now!
I was running in the second half of the race!
One direction was bumpy!
You couldn't do it?
No, I couldn't do it!
As soon as I arrived...
I'm still bumpy here!
My feelings haven't changed!
You bought a dog, right?
You like dogs, don't you?
Think about it!
An old dog...
You're being pulled by a dog...
But you're taking it for a walk!
What do you think of it?
I feel sorry for you!
I don't want you to do it!
That's what I'm thinking now!
I'm happy now!
I'm happy!
I'm doing it for you!
I see!
I'll do it for you!
One, two...
Wait a minute!
It's too much!
It's not that...
It's too much for me!
Your muscles are amazing!
Yes!
I like it!
Hamstrings!
Stop it!
Hamstrings!
It's not Hamstrings!
It's your groin!
It's not Hamstrings!
It's your groin!
It's James' groin!
Is it iron?
It's not iron!
It's just this!
There's nothing spread out.
I can't even make a booth.
There's nothing on the bench either.
Will they give me a pipe wheel or something like that?
What if I don't have an ID?
I was a Russian!
I became a tiger!
For now!
I did it!
Now, let's look back at the '99 festival that Miyado Daisuke walked through.
Woo! Woo! Woo!
I became a Russian!
I became a tiger!
Woo! Woo! Woo!
When I say, "Ready, go!",
I want you to see how enthusiastic I am.
You're going back soon, right?
Okay!
Go!
What's going on?!
Go!
This is really heavy.
Wow, gross!
We can't lose. That's for sure.
Yes!
Hurry up! I can't! I can't! I can't!
It's hot in here. I'm the only one in the world who's sweating like this.
But that's the spirit of Matsuri.
How's it looking?! It's getting bigger!
The first one is...
the winner!
It's a pain in the ass to pick up the firewood!
Awashi no Ken!
It's a pain in the ass to pick up the firewood!
Awashi no Ken!
It's hot in here. I'm the only one in the world who's sweating like this.
How's it looking?!
It's hot in here. I'm the only one in the world who's sweating like this.
Awashi no Ken!
Hot!
Nipponomiya is in the lead!
Curry! Curry! Curry! Curry!
This is hell.
The first round goes to...
Close to the end
Somehow
Somehow they hold on
Hold on
Now it's a pitch
Oh no
Miyagawa A
Just now
Fell down from his knee
Here it comes
Miyagawa A
In the middle, Miyagawa Ato
Oh, it's a bowl.
Now, it's a tie with the champion.
Not even one step is allowed.
Oh, fast!
This is faster than anyone!
Here, a break!
Once, a break!
They bump into each other over and over
Which is better?
It landed!
No way! This can't be! No luck!
What's going on?!
Oh, no! The queen has been taken away!
I've seen it all. You're number one in the world.
He swings it over and throws it!
- How's that?! - He did it!
Minagawa is trying his best to overcome it!
The last sport!
Ow!
The first ball team!
Crying or laughing, this is the last match!
It hurts!
I said it doesn't hurt!
Now, shall we concentrate?
Wait a minute, stop it!
Wait a minute, break!
As usual, he's exhausted!
But his feelings are moving his body!
Yamada runs with his soul!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
They speed up!
Crash!
They're speeding up!
The drag is up!
A back drop!
It's the 39th lap!
What?!
It's a parachute!
The drag is up!
Yamada hits his face!
Team ITTEQ is victorious!
They're off to a good start!
The water is pouring in.
Miyagawa doesn't give up.
He pulls out his hat and puts on his pants.
And...
Miyagawa doesn't give up.
Oh, no!
The third point.
Is his love for his wife on fire?
At least for Elvia...
Now, they're fighting each other!
How about Miyagawa?
Miyagawa catches it!
Finally, Miyagawa is the winner!
His goal is more than four meters!
Pump! Snap! Jump!
This water is life-giving!
With this water, you can do anything!
Start!
He jumps in!
Let's do it.
Miyagawa said...
Ten years from now...
I hope we can do this stupid show together forever!
Yay! Miyagawa is the winner!
You're kidding! You're kidding!
Orange is thrown all at once!
I'm 45 years old this year. I can't practice.
Miyagawa Last Sport! I want to eat at least one more thing!
It's really difficult and scary, but beyond that, there's something interesting about this festival.
I'm getting excited.
Miyagawa is swallowed up by the waves!
However, the hat hasn't disappeared!
You're kidding!
The festival man continues to run with all his might!
It's like watching the final episode of the Olympics.
Please tell us about this 100th show.
I'm going with a big guest, and it's really interesting.
I hope you'll watch it.
Thank you.
I'm the festival man!
I did it, Miyagawa!
It's getting hot in here.
I want to win, or rather, I have to win.
In green is the Kaue Festival in Thailand!
And a special guest is participating!
Matsumoto Chin!
You've never done this before, have you?
No, I haven't.
You feel good now, don't you?
I don't feel good.
This show was brought to you by Taisho Pharmaceutical...
Mitsubishi Electric...
Shimizu Construction...
Santorin...
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Honda and Yvonne.