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The plan for this season is to never go back until we get results.
- Today's guest is Miyazon. - Nice to meet you!
He's good at singing and has great reflexes. Miyazon of safe comedy.
- Have you gotten used to being on camera? - I don't know if I've gotten used to it or not.
- Do you want me to ask you? - I don't know yet.
I don't know what you're saying.
- But I think you've gotten used to it. - I don't know if I've gotten used to it or not.
- This chair looks big. Is it okay? - It's okay.
- It's because of the chair. - It's because of the chair.
- Miyazon is going to try... - This one!
- Shourin Sword's highest level of defense. - Is this Shourin?
- This is Shourin. - Shourin Sword!
It's a Chinese traditional martial art with more than 700 techniques.
This growing wall is one of the techniques, running on water-floating boards.
- I don't think this is Shourin. - It's not Shourin.
- I don't think it's Shourin. - Then why is it not Shourin?
I love Jackie Chan and I've seen a lot of movies.
I spent my youth and middle school years with Jackie Chan.
So I know that Shourin is not this.
I don't think all of Jackie Chan is Shourin.
- I don't think Jackie Chan is this. - I think Jackie Chan does a lot of similar things.
- I can do Kenpo. - Can you do Kenpo?
- Did you learn it?
- I didn't learn it. - You didn't?
- I learned it by myself. - You learned it by yourself?
- Jackie Chan usually wears a hat and... - Yes.
It's like this.
And then...
It's funny but...
It's not a hat trick.
It's like this.
It was funny at first.
I know. I know.
It's like this.
Let's go.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
Thank you.
It's hot.
They can't finish their journey for days until they reach their goal.
It's a fog that goes all the way to the end of the world.
The first day.
We are in Fujian Province, China!
By the way...
It's amazing! Look!
There are mountains, buildings and houses.
And there are windmills.
We are in Fujian Province, China!
It's a city with hot wind!
Da! Da! Say! Hai!
Yee!
Achoo!
Last week, now this week!
See you next week!
It's over.
I forgot about last week's victory.
20 girls and 30 children living by themselves.
It's a very fresh feeling.
Wow!
Everyone is standing properly.
Wow!
It feels like a great breath is flowing.
This is the master of swimming.
Shaku Lirio Houshi.
Shourin-kyu, now 1500 years ago.
Martial arts established by a monk named Daruma Daishi.
Fists and weapons, joint techniques and techniques such as air, swim in water.
Among them, there are 72 types of techniques that transcend the limits of the human body, called "tsuetsumi".
This time, they will try swimming.
It's one of those "tsuetsumi".
Thank you very much.
It was very cool.
Then, I will show Shourin-kyu, too.
Miyazon's proud "tsuetsumi", "kantsubushi".
Da! Say! Hai! Hai!
Achoo!
Then, the captain.
The hot board with the captain, who didn't come back yesterday, is floating in the lake.
Then, I will show you "suijohyo".
This technique is very difficult and I can only do it once a day.
The sandals are cute.
Shorinken always wears it.
Do you like it so much?
Then I will give it to you when you learn how to swim.
Thank you very much.
I will do my best to get it.
Then, Shorinken will show you how to swim.
Thank you very much.
It's different.
It's said that God was created from running on a pine leaf.
It is said that there are only two shakus in the world and only one can do it now.
It's different.
I think I can do it just by looking at it now.
It's true that it's easy to cross, so you can't feel the difficulty.
But look at it.
The depth of the lake is two meters.
And the floating board.
Just by carrying a 10-kilogram weight, you can sink this much.
But what about Miyazon?
What will you do if you can do it?
If I can do it here, I will go home today.
I will do it.
Miyazon has a reputation for athletic nerves.
Will he succeed in full throttle?
I will do it.
It's cold.
I can't do it.
I can't do it at all.
The board sinks and I can't move forward.
I can't feel the direction.
I can't do it.
What's wrong with your momentum?
Try it again.
I will do it.
I can't do it.
I can't move forward.
The reason is...
As I sink and as I go up the stairs,
the pressure of water gets on my feet again and it gets heavier.
As time goes by, it sinks again.
As it gets heavier, I put my feet out again.
It's getting harder and harder.
I'm sorry.
It was difficult.
Day 2.
From this day, Miyazon will start training in the showroom.
From this day, Miyazon will train with everyone.
Thank you.
I'm motivated.
Yay!
Miyazon is scared of children.
Over there.
Over there?
Yes.
In the morning in the showroom, they start with morning training.
They run up and down the stairs.
They jump on rabbits on hills.
My legs are stiff.
In the showroom, they have a motel.
Therefore, they don't eat meat or fish.
They are not allowed to eat while eating.
However, Miyazon doesn't like being silent.
At 5 a.m. and 3 p.m.,
they train martial arts for a total of five hours.
This is expensive.
During the free time, they practice swimming.
You will try to swim 25 meters.
If you can swim this distance, you will be able to learn how to swim.
Understood.
That's all for now.
Let's go!
Yes!
No!
Keep stepping only in the middle of the board.
Although it is connected by a string, the board moves back and forth and left and right.
The key to success is to step on the center of the board without moving as much as possible.
Yes!
But here's the happening!
Yes!
It's slippery.
He hit his right ankle.
It's slippery and I hit my foot between the trees.
I fell down without taking my foot out of the water.
It's natural to get injured to learn Shoringen's zeal.
If you get hurt and break down like this, you can never learn to stand on water.
But Miyazon's heart broke.
My legs got stuck between the boards.
I fell down and fell into the water.
It hurts around my ankle.
I hit my finger against my pants. It hurts.
I went to the hospital and got checked out.
I got a light scratch on my bone.
I was told to practice a little more.
It really, really hurts.
So I'm going to practice for a while.
So Miyazon announced that he would take a break for a few days.
Day 3.
So Miyazon announced that he would take a break for a few days.
Mantou. Mantou. What is mantou?
Mantou is a Chinese word for mantou in Japan.
One, two, mantou!
What do you mean?
Now, let's see how mantou is made.
Now, Miyado is committing a fatal mistake.
It's burning!
Oh, no!
It's burning!
Why can't I do it? Why can't I do it?
Oh, no!
It's burnt!
Do you know what "musu" is?
No, I don't know "musu."
I think you know it now.
There is a stove.
I put this on the second stage.
And I turned it on like this.
And?
It burned!
You should have done it properly!
Let's open it up!
What?
It's hard!
What?
Why?
This is weird.
This "purun purun" thing.
The reason for the failure is that the yeast bacteria didn't ferment enough dough.
Oh, no!
This is really gross.
Give me three minutes.
Day 5. Practice starts again.
Today, I will teach you a special practice method.
The width of this place is 20 centimeters.
Try running on it with all your strength.
This shouldn't work, should it?
Can't I go straight like this?
If you do that, you won't feel nervous.
I see.
If you don't defeat fear, you can't learn the technique.
That's why you can do it on water.
Let's go!
I did it!
Wow!
It's fast!
Wow!
Can Miyazon do it?
Wow!
Here I go!
Oh, I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Oh, I'm scared!
Okay!
It's too late.
Too late?
I'm sorry.
Here I go!
Come on!
Oh, I'm scared!
Come on!
Faster! Faster!
Oh, I'm scared!
It hurts!
Faster!
Is it not enough?
I'm going to fall!
And then,
Miyazon will demonstrate a special technique.
Think of yourself as a bird.
I can't think of it!
Think of yourself as a bird.
Think of myself as a bird?
Think of yourself as a bird.
What bird?
Think of yourself as a hawk.
Am I a hawk?
It's my first time being a hawk.
Okay.
Miyazon has become a hawk.
Will she...
Will she die like a strawberry?
That's good.
From that day, Miyazaki became a tiger.
The 10th day.
But the effect is different.
As the water rises, the distance increases.
The tiger increases its speed.
It crosses the lake.
No matter what day it is, it uses its heart and body.
And the mantou is completed.
Eventually, the tiger can freely fly in the room.
You can do it!
And finally, according to Shourinken, the growth chart is completed.
That is the 14th day.
In the morning, when the tiger is fully grown up...
You can do it!
They talked!
The tiger can fly!
Miyazaki became able to talk to the tiger.
It's time for the final battle!
You can do it!
Not once did he fall into the water, and finally, he reached 25 meters in height.
Here, for the second time in the world, a candidate for the growth chart was born in Shoulin Prefecture.
As my successor, I will give you this.
Will you give me 100 points?
The children are very happy with Miyazon's success.
However, the children are also afraid of Miyazon.
This has been Miyazon's growth chart.