AISubs v3.7
From Japan, 9,800 km away...
Asakus, Kawamura and Fukazu are going on a one-stop hot spring tour in Italy!
- We're finally here. - Yeah!
- We're finally here! - Italy!
- The journey begins with these three! - I feel like I'm in Italy.
- Wow! - I don't know about history, but I feel like I'm in history!
- I'll kill you! - Yeah, I'll kill you!
- We used to kill each other over there. - That's horrible!
- That's funny! - My nose and jaw...
Speed Waiko's Italy Tour!
First, activities!
- It's fast! - We're off to a ski resort!
- Shall we do this? - Huh? What is this?
- It's like a ride! - It's a sled that runs on rails!
- Look! It's going down! - Wow!
- It's going down the rails! - Shall we race?
- Huh? - Shall we race with speed until we get down?
- This is going to be fun! - I won't lose!
- I'm sorry! - I'm really fast!
- I won't lose to anyone when I'm going down a steep slope! - I'm sorry, but is this a sled?
- I'll race with lightness! - I think I'll be first for some reason!
- Huh? - I think I'll be first for some reason!
- No, you'll definitely be first!
- If you lose, you'll get a penalty. - Huh?
- I won't lose, so it's totally fine!
The course is 1,100 metres in length!
The more you go down, the faster you speed up!
Will they be able to complete the course without braking?
- I see! - First up is Okarina!
- One, go! - Start!
- Wow! - I'm going to lose again!
She doesn't have any driving skills, so she's just relying on the slope!
- This is scary! - This is scary!
- Huh? This is scary! - Wow!
She's an alien! She's confused about riding for the first time in her life!
- Wow! - She's confused about riding for the first time in her life!
- Wow! - Wow!
As you've said, she has 1 minute and 40 seconds.
I'll ride as if I'll go to the South Alps!
- Go! - Let's go!
- Go! - Go!
- Be careful! - Be careful!
- Go! - Go!
Even so, she holds onto it without braking.
She can't lose this battle alone!
Yes, no matter what...
She wants to win more!
She hits it with a low brake!
Double goal!
The record is one minute and thirty-nine seconds. She's in the top ten for now.
Now, for the last part, she's going on a rampage!
Alright, let's go!
Because her body is heavy, her start is slow.
But her acceleration is amazing!
Hey, you!
You're fast!
She changes her weight by 100kg and accelerates again!
And she scores!
Her time is the fastest, one minute and thirty-five seconds!
Both of you get a penalty.
Even a professional athlete can score with only a second's difference.
Why do you always challenge me when you can't beat me?
I like it very much to do it with two people.
The two people who lost are the extremely spicy pizza that Italy is proud of.
It's coming.
It's red.
This pizza is no longer dangerous than spicy.
I don't like it.
They are using the world's spiciest chili pepper, Carolina Reaper.
I don't like it.
It's an extremely spicy paste called "brita futta pizza" in Damascus.
What is this?
If you observe it, you can get two free pizza coupons, but it doesn't match at all.
Watch me.
I'm watching you.
First of all, Kamura.
I'm scared.
It hurts.
It's hot.
It's hot. It's hot.
Please give me milk! Milk!
It's not disappearing.
This is the first time I've seen it.
My cells are screaming for a long time.
For the first time in the history of aliens...
Oh no, my face is turning red.
How about this one?
It's very...
...dirty.
It's spicy!
Everything is spicy!
It's spicy, isn't it?
Give me more milk!
It's spicy...
It's still spicy...
It's spicy...
"Trio Tour", next up is "Art"!
This is the artist, Fakika-san.
What do you do?
I'll show you.
What is it?
Over there is a pumpkin!
Pumpkin?
Eh?!
Ah! It's true!
Wow!
It's carved!
Wow!
What is this?
Wow!
Look!
Look over here!
The eyes are real!
"Art", which sculpts food.
Bruce Carvin.
Fakika-san, who runs a restaurant.
When this was offered at weddings and parties...
It became very popular.
Orders flooded in!
I made you with potatoes!
Eh?!
There's something on the bottle!
It's like...
Right?!
It's like...
Ah!
Wow!
This is amazing!
She reproduces the screamer Kaamura with a beautiful potato!
Why... is it a potato skin pose?
The rating is...
Scary!
It's almost the same.
It's the same.
It's like a bit of a beat.
It's scary!
Scary!
Her face is weird, so it's difficult.
By the way, this is Asak when she fell in the play hall.
It's like an old man.
Since we're here, let's give it to her!
If you color it a little, it's complete!
It's a little...
It's a little complicated for me.
It's perfect!
My face is normal, so I don't really have anything on my face.
In short...
It's like an old man.
Wow! He's like an old man!
He's really like an old man!
Only the hair part was this much.
It's huge!
Let's eat!
The taste is...
It's a little salty.
It's still salty.
As a dish, it's a failure!
It's a little too salty.
Let's eat Asako Potato, too!
Ah! It's a nice feeling!
Let's eat!
Can I sprinkle some salt?
It was really delicious!
(chomping)
Wow, look!
It's gone!
It's like "Attack on Titan".
Next, they went to Venice, the city of water.
Then...
Look!
You're late!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
They arrived here in the morning!
With five people, they went to a facility.
It's like a aquarium.
It's scary!
It's creepy!
It's scary!
It's like someone's dead!
This is the deepest pool in the world.
The deepest pool?
It's coming up!
This is the deepest pool in the world!
Y-40!
It's 42 meters deep!
It's scary!
It's a popular facility for diving training and swimming shows.
It's amazing!
It looks like a regular pool.
It's 40 meters deep.
Wow!
Wait a minute!
It's like looking at the bottom of the sea.
Since we're here, let's dive in!
A swimming show by Onsendohkoukai!
Like a mermaid!
First, Kawamura!
Is it coming up?
My fat is shaking!
It's scary!
I don't know who it is!
Where is this?
It's scary!
It's like a pirate ship!
It's scary!
That's not enough!
She's gone! She's gone! She's gone!
- She's so cute. - She looks like a vampire.
She's so cute.
And then there's Yui P.
She's so big!
Yui P. has incredible strength.
Can you bend over?
She's amazing!
I can't bend over.
She's amazing!
Hang in there! You can do it!
She's laughing!
And last is Asahi, who has a lot of experience in martial arts.
She's strong! She's strong!
She's laughing!
She's gone!