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9,500km from Japan, a special edition of Onsen Tourist Association.
The new tour led by the lord and the old woman is "In England".
They came from England, Wales.
We're here! England!
The old woman joined us late.
For now, let's start with Uran's Kimengori.
And now, the old woman is shaking her shoulders in desperation.
This time, we'll have a tournament.
A tournament?
Yes. You'll get a prize money.
What? How much?
10,000yen per person.
Wow!
Can you not let Yoshimoto pass?
The first match is Yoshimoto vs Ukarina.
You're acting cute and all, but if you were in a normal world, you'd be ugly, too!
Ugly!
You're ugly!
You don't have to say it! You're ugly!
Ugly!
A match!
You can do it!
Go!
You can do it!
You're equal!
Ugly!
You're ugly!
The winner is the ugly impersonator.
Ugly!
I wanted money!
The winner is Yassiro.
He gets 10,000yen as a prize.
I feel like I'm winning a lottery.
The second match of the first round is
Yassiro vs Kawamura.
Kawamura!
Last time, you lost like hell!
Shut up!
I went to the gym with a personal trainer!
This will make me enjoy it a little bit.
How about it?
Match!
Yuki wins!
Shut up!
What's wrong with a personal trainer?
It's not unfair!
She's smart, but she has a serious problem.
The final match is Yuki vs Yashiro!
I'm nervous.
You look bad.
I'm embarrassed!
I'm embarrassed, Yashiro!
The 10,000 yen I won and the 10,000 yen Yashiro won...
And the 10,000 yen for this match...
It's a match for a total of 30,000 yen!
You look bad!
Don't get carried away!
Are you scared?
I'm not scared!
If you're scared, put 10,000 yen here and get out of the voting booth.
She's a hero.
Match!
Yashiro wins!
30,000 yen!
You look bad.
I'm scared.
I'll do it with you.
The next activity is...
They've come to a high place with a good view.
I'll do that.
What is it?
There's a mysterious launch pad.
Oh, no!
What?
It's a cliff!
It's a lake!
It's high!
What is this?
This is a zip line that can reach 1.6 kilometers in length.
The highest speed can reach 1.6 kilometers in length.
Let's go!
This is crazy!
First, they will race with Mr. Kawamura.
You can't use your hands, right?
What should I do with my hands?
Put your hands behind you like a teacher.
Teacher!
They will fire at the same time!
They will race at higher and higher speed.
Once you let go of it, you have no choice but to endure it until the end!
What is this?
A minute later...
That was scary.
That was crazy!
It was like this when we started sliding down.
Next, the floating club.
It's strong.
Everyone is flying, so let's fly too.
It's scary.
That day, one alien was released to Earth.
Ah, this is fun!
Aliens.
The world of UFOs.
It's the first time I've seen a UFO!
The first beautiful star we've seen.
It's about to land.
Next up is a certain facility.
Next up is a trampoline.
Trampoline?!
Eh, a trampoline?!
Is there a trampoline in a place like this?
It's in here.
Eh, it's a little dark in here.
Inside is a cave.
If you go further in...
Ah! There it is!
Eh, what is it?
Wow! It's a trampoline!
What is this?!
This is the world's first underground trampoline.
The Bounce Billow.
The latest facility created by reusing mines and mining sites.
A trampoline is installed in a 55 meter underground hole.
It's pretty high up, isn't it?
- It's a triangle! - It's a triangle!
What is this?
I want to try it!
One day, they enjoy the earth.
It's amazing!
It's always...
Run, run!
For some reason, they run in the end.
Next up is "The Screaming Machine"!
They came to a certain amusement park.
The Screaming Machine
The old ladies have arrived!
- Thank you! - Are you doing it right?
- Yes, we are. - We'll do our best.
But without Asako...
No, I'm not doing anything.
- No, you're doing everything for us! - That's right.
I'm going to let go of my arm that's tied behind me.
Which machine will they use?
This...
It spins in various places.
- It spins in various places? - What do you mean?
It's called "Air"!
It's a machine that mixes three rotations.
Five people line up and stand by!
It's so natural! It's so natural!
Oh, it's painful!
Now, it's time for the screaming to start!
First, it spins backwards!
No! No! No!
Then it spins forward!
No! No! No!
Then it spins forward!
It also spins backwards!
Oh, my God!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, my God!
They stop at the top once.
They sell it from here.
Now it's reversed.
I can't do it!
It came out a little.
It came out for a moment.
Let's look back at the British masterpieces of art introduced earlier.
They went to a certain gallery.
I have my own work here. Can you see which one it is?
Isn't it this one?
This is drawn with cloth.
Is it drawn with cloth?
No, it's not that.
Isn't it that one?
No, it's not.
You're lying.
No, it's not.
It's kind of ticklish.
Can you see it?
Yes, this person who is synchronized with the background is her work of art.
Carolyn's work is a mysterious art that draws a picture on a person's body and synchronizes it with the background.
Everyone, do you know where the person is hiding?
The background is here.
I'll make you into a vegetable.
It already looks like a vegetable.
Is it an onion or a Chinese cabbage?
It looks like a delicious udon.
And two hours from now,
she will stand still until she becomes a vegetable with her arms crossed.
Is it OK?
It's done.
And if you mix it with vegetables in this state,
it's beautifully integrated.
Not only vegetables, but also the walls of buildings are expressed in detail.
How will people react to this result?
Is it because it's highly complete?
Most people don't even notice it.
Here you go.
Do you notice it?
Here you go.
Oh my goodness!
I'll save you!
Let's take a picture!
Boo!
Speaking of British body paint, you can't finish it without seeing it!
You paint human organs, blood vessels and muscles on your skin...
...and then you teach it to children in the classroom.
That's right. Ms. Gillian has been painting human skin and animal skin for years...
...and she's been all over the UK.
It's interesting and easy to understand, but she's got it!
Let's get started!
Today, I'd like to teach you about human body structure.
Come on in!
The venue for Asako's appearance!
Does it make you pant?
That's a very good question!
Then let's go outside and try it!
Are you going outside?
You can go, but you won't get caught, right?
Human body model, run as hard as you can for the children!
Go!
Go ahead!
Ready...
Go!
Run as hard as you can for the children!
It's funny and easy to understand, but the teacher's motto...
If you stand behind me, you'll get caught!
Well, let me explain.
To move your body, you need oxygen.
But if you exercise hard, oxygen in your lungs will be used up.
Then, your lungs will try to take in a lot of oxygen quickly and your breath will be painful.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry if it's just my imagination.
Doesn't it have nothing to do with reality?
Japan's Hot Springs Alliance is serious about that.
If you lose, you have to do a bungee jump.
The Hot Springs Alliance has many new members and many of them haven't done bungee jumping before.
If you're serious and don't want to do it, just go win.
Just win.
First up is Yashiro versus Mr. Kawamura.
Even though you're 28 years old, you seem to have a high level of two-food.
The doctor was surprised that it's a rare number for women.
I heard you're worried about your thin hair in the beauty salon.
I got rid of my stress!
Match!
Go for it!
The bungee is Kawamura!
Next up is Okarina versus Asako.
Hey, Okarina!
What is it?!
From what I've heard about you...
Your real name!
Inao Maki, isn't that what you say?
That's right.
Maki-chan...
You don't sound like an idol!
Shut up!
I'm just being funny!
What's Inao Maki?
It's just Asako-san!
Why?!
People say I'm young and young everywhere!
I might think I'm young, too!
People say you look young a lot.
It's because most of the Sengoku Era people are dead!
The battle!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
She's on fire! She's on fire!
She's on fire!
She's really strong!
The dead woman of the Sengoku Era wins!
The two of you will be banished!
It's my first time in life, so I don't know if I can fly or not...
I'll go up and think about it.
Okay...
Yuki...
Yuki, you don't approve of this?
No, I'm probably the strongest, so there's no reason for me to do it.
It's true that none of you here seem to be able to win...
It's true, it's true...
So we've prepared a special opponent for you.
What?!
A special opponent?!
Who could it be?!
Go ahead!
I did it!
Yuki, did you do it?
If you're going to do this,
I'll do it for you!
Concentrating on her possesion, exhibited as one of the strongest female sumo wrestlers in the world, Sharan Alexander-san!
The world's strongest woman!
Why?!
It's just that we have the same shape, right?
And of course the same size...
Wait, her claws are enormous!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ouch!
Why?!
It hasn't even started yet!
Let's put Cindy-san in there for now.
With a weight difference of 69kg or more, will UPi be able to win?!
Show us!
Show us your skills!
Show us!
It's still there!
That's right!
Go UPi!
UPi!
UPi bungee jumping competition!
I couldn't do it!
UPi, you know...
You know, I don't like it!
I can't do it!
Well then, let's go!
Bungee jumping crash practice!
The height is 45m!
Good morning!
First up is Ocarina!
It's her first bungee jump in her life, but...
I don't like it!
Ocarina is better.
Here I go!
She's fast!
She made up her mind in no time!
Ready?
Yes!
Three, two, one...
Bungee!
You're amazing!
Oh, come on!
I flew!
I'm first, so if I'm late, I'll be in trouble.
I feel like the times have changed.
You're amazing!
You're really amazing!
OK, next up is Ruby.
Yes!
You can do it!
My mom showed me how to do it, so I'll do my best!
And now for Yuppie!
I think I can do it.
She made up her mind in no time!
You're doing it already?
Three, two, one...
She's opening her eyes!
Wow, she's amazing!
You can do it!
OKOKLAB's revival!
Both of them cleared the bungee!
You're amazing!
This is bungee!
However, due to this, there's not much time left for the shoot.
I have a question for Kawamura-san.
Yes?
You said that the loser would have to do the bungee.
Huh?
Well, actually, bungee is very welcome.
Actually, it's not.
Mr. Oyashiro, who just died.
Yes.
Oh...
What about me?
Oyashiro also hasn't done bungee before.
Huh?
I did it, so...
It flew away.
Wow!
It flew away.
Why did you fly away so quickly?
Are you going?
Wow! Where did it go?
I don't know if I can do it, but...
But I'll...
I'll do it!
I want to do it!
I want to do it, Yashiro!
Yashiro has been forced to do it ever since he joined the food club.
It was frustrating.
You can do it!
I'll do it!
Come on.
Do you want me to lend you some money?
I don't want it!
Are you kidding me?
I want... I want sushi, too.
I want sushi, too.
Looking at his favorite book about sushi,
Yashiro feels better.
Do you want to eat it?
I want to eat it!
Do you want it?
It's good.
What does it say?
Do your best!
I'm so full.
The server is...
Do your best, Yashiro!
You're going to fall this time!
I'm so happy.
If I actually get it...
I can't do it!
Why can't you do it?
I can't do it!
Are you scared?
I'm not scared!
If you're scared, put one of them here and get out of the votes.
Get out of the votes.
I'm scared!
I'm not scared at all!
I'm sorry, but I can't do it.
Bungee jumping is fun only for people who can't fly!
Go for it!
I'll do my best!
Here we go!
Yasshiro's first bungee in her life!
Come on! Come on! Hurry up and let me down! Hurry up and let me down! Hurry up!
Yasshiro starts!
This is amazing! Thank you so much!
I did it!
Yasshiro's first bungee in her life!
I became stronger.
Do you know that you can become stronger when you fly?
I became stronger.
You can perceive many things.
People are infinite, right?
You can go back to Japan, right?
Yes.
Let's go back to Japan!
Huh?
Let's go back to Japan!
Oh, right! This is my bungee jump!
Bungee jumping!
Here I go!
You can do it!
Bungee jumping!
Now, let's watch tonight's video!
Thirsty Video
This is bad!
That was "Death Tour".