AISubs v3.7
13,000 miles away from Japan, Mr. Babert is going on a one-stop loud cheer tour 2015 in America!
He's come to Texas, Dallas!
I'm here! America!
Let's go on a loud cheer tour!
First up is the loud cheer machine!
He's come to a popular amusement park, Sexy Flags Over Texas!
Is there a tree in America that doesn't touch Sexy Flags?
No, there isn't.
Let's go see it.
It's so tall.
What is it? A pinball?
It's not a pinball.
It's not?
It's a swing.
A swing?
He's headed to a swing, and it's a Japanese amusement park's famous swing!
Isn't it too slow?
It's too slow.
Isn't it like a swing?
It's like a swing, isn't it?
But it doesn't go all the way up.
What's this?
There's nothing here?
Are you kidding me?
There's nothing here?
Here?
Loud cheer time, start!
Mr. Babert!
It's still in the middle of its height.
It's moving faster!
It's too high to swing it around without holding it in your hands.
And finally, they reach the top of 100 meters.
Time's up!
It was really strong wind.
Oh, I got it!
I'm scared.
What is it?
I'm scared.
Because you got off.
Because I got off?
Yes, you got off.
You surprised me.
You looked surprised.
Next is the latest mart.
They came to a pool.
This is the cameraman, Brett.
Today, we'll try underwater pole dancing.
In the water?
Oh, it's a pole!
Wow, it's stuck in the pool.
With high heels on?
Can you dance?
It's because it's pole dancing.
Wow!
First, look at the model.
Oh, you can do it with breathing.
Wow!
In the water, they dance beautifully.
Underwater pole dancing.
Of course, you can only dance while you're breathing.
But in the water, you can capture a fantastic moment in a photo.
Wow, it's beautiful!
It's amazing!
It's mystical!
Wow!
It's beautiful!
Now, let's try it!
Underwater pole dancing.
It doesn't matter, but old ladies only look like their teachers.
Are you ready?
3, 2, 1!
What's up?
It's not that they're dancing, it's just that they're struggling.
Those who are not beautiful are not beautiful even under water.
What's up with you?
But when you look at the photos...
Wow, it's beautiful!
...it's a bit of a shame.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's sit down.
Yeah, let's.
That's right!
I think you got it.
Next up is "activity".
They'll try this water slider.
I'm worried about it being made of wood.
What's with this hand-made feeling?
It's a water slider that's just been made.
It's just been made of wood.
Hand-made?
And then...
It's moving!
It's flying!
It's not made of wood, is it?
The latest water slider, Royal Flash, opened in May of this year.
It's the biggest water slider in the United States.
It can jump from any height of 5 meters or more.
The starting point is 15 meters high.
You can't see where you're going to slide at the starting point.
You're right.
I can't see where I'm going to slide.
You can't see where you're going to slide.
First, Asako.
What should I do?
Let me sit down for a second.
I'm scared.
I'm slimy.
Am I slimy?
I'm very slimy.
Is my body slimy?
Am I very slimy?
Here I go!
Asako, 45 years old.
Am I slimy?
Asako, 30 years old.
Am I slimy?
You're slimy all the time.
You don't look like a teacher at all.
On the other hand, Kamura is advanced.
She doesn't wear a helmet camera.
I didn't think I'd do my first self-drifting here.
The self-drifting style is popular now.
The angle of view is wider than that of a helmet camera.
It gives you a sense of dynamism.
If you make one mistake, you won't show your face.
Now, Kamura.
Can you do a self-drifting?
Here I go!
The jump is perfect.
How about the self-drifting?
Here I go!
I told you not to do that!
That is indeed a cursed video.
What is this? Where am I?
This is fun!
Let's turn it upside down.
I won't look down twice.
Next is a haunted house in all of America.
Welcome!
This is the owner of the haunted house, Todd-san.
What kind of thing is it?
It's the longest haunted house in the world.
No way! No way! No way! No way! I'm sorry!
The longest haunted house in the world, Cutting Edge.
It's about 1.5 kilometers from the entrance to the exit.
It usually takes more than an hour.
To do the make-up of monsters,
you need a special make-up artist in Hollywood, Svo-de-Zoroi.
And the monsters are...
More than 70 voice actors who won tough auditions.
Today, we're filming on Japanese TV.
We're going to scare them away.
We're going to scare them away!
The passage is mostly dark.
Each area is designed to create fear.
Why? What is it?
I wish I could scare you away.
I'm sorry.
Wabaa Hanbesou.
This sucks! This sucks!
I have no choice but to do this.
The monsters chosen for the photo audition.
Their intimidation level is high.
It's scary! It's too scary!
It's scary!
In this mirror-hunting room...
To do this, they cast two people.
With this quality, the admission fee is about 3,500 yen.
While being threatened by countless monsters...
They don't know which one is the monster.
It's scary!
About two hours after entering...
What's this? What's this?
Is it okay to go through?
For some reason, it's a river road at the end.
It's a river road! What's this?
It's a river road!
Finally, they reach the goal!
It's scary! It's scary!
I can't do it!
This is the last one!
It's the last one!
In addition, along with this,
we have the latest test of courage that is evolving all of America!
We came to a suspicious forest!
This is the test of courage planner, Jeff-san!
Welcome to the horror camp!
What is a horror camp?
You spend the night in this forest.
But you don't know what will happen in the morning.
What kind of fear will attack you?
You won't know anything!
Horror camp!
Participants sign a contract that says they won't complain no matter what happens.
This time, four people, including the director and cameraman, will participate.
What will happen?
They hold up their cameras and wait.
What will happen?
It's different from a horror camp.
It's scary!
Something's coming!
This is the first mission.
Mission?
It says they'll bring water.
You must absolutely obey the mission you are given!
This way!
Look for the lamp with an eye mark.
Shall we go?
Can we put this on?
I don't think so.
They go through the forest relying on the flashlight.
It's dark!
There it is!
It's here!
They somehow find a place to put water.
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness we found it!
Thank goodness!
This is heavy!
It's heavy!
Shall we make it lighter?
Shall we do that?
Huh?
What?
Huh?
Light it up!
Huh?
Is someone there?
Someone's there!
Ah!
No! No! No!
No! No!
Berauretani is the world's largest locust country.
They are taken to a little house.
This is serious, isn't it?
- Where did he go? - Where did you two take him?
- What are you going to do? - You two took him away.
You took him away from his father.
No way!
What's going on?
He's growling.
- What? - What's going on?
- He's growling.
- What? - What's going on?
What's going on?
- Ten minutes later... - What's going on?
- Nagata D. returns. - What's going on?
- Huh? - Huh?
- No! - Huh?
- No!
For some reason, Nagata D. is covered in blood.
All he's wearing is an XS brief.
Nagata, what are you eating?
What are you eating?
It looks like Attack on Titan.
What is Attack on Titan?
Were you washed away and painted?
The next mission is to get eye bags.
I don't like this at all.
Eye bags in my arms.
It looks like cockroach poop.
Even if you know there is something, you have to move forward.
I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it at all.
When you react, you will be pushed into the forest.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Eat it.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Eat it.
Stop it.
What is this?
I don't like it.
Corn. Corn.
Bug. Bug.
Bug.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
What they are doing is not horror, but just disgusting.
Bug. Bug. I don't like it. I don't like it.
Like this, they spend 3 hours with monsters' harassment.
They are exhausted physically and mentally.
Huh? Is it just my imagination? Is Mr. Nakata in there?
Don't worry. I'm in there.
I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it.
It's dirty. It's dirty.
By the way, what is it?
It's an English song.
Now, they are going to experience the latest art of horror.
I'm so happy about the art in "Zekkyo" tour.
Mr. Asako.
It's so happy.
Your voice.
What's wrong with my voice?
You make me scream too much.
I've never screamed like this in my life.
I don't like it.
This is Mr. Shadow, an artist.
What kind of art do you do?
It's slow-motion art.
Slow-motion art?
This latest camera enables this art.
It can shoot 2,000 frames per second.
Phantom Flex 4K, which allows you to shoot in ultra- high quality in slow motion.
This camera, which is only a few in Hollywood, costs about 25 million yen.
With this camera, you can clearly show a world that you can't see normally.
I'm going to use this cannon ball.
I have a bad feeling about this.
With this cannon ball, you can blow things you put in a room with the power of air.
Now, let's try various things on your bodies.
Are you stupid?
What kind of art is it?
Let's try it.
First of all, let's try hitting marshmallows.
Camera, juice in your mouth standby.
Aiming is the face.
Let's do it.
[Laughter]
Are you okay?
It's like a strongman.
What will happen if you throw this?
[Laughter]
Ah, it's hot.
Ouch, it hurts.
It's like being attacked by humans and spitting green blood.
[Laughter]
It's like slime.
[Laughter]
It's like slime.
Slow motion art that reflects a new world hidden in a moment made possible by the latest technology.
[Laughter]
Next is jelly.
[Laughter]
It's fragile, so you can throw it with your hands.
One, two, three.
[Laughter]
Jelly approaching from a distance.
[Laughter]
At that moment, Captain's stomach is filled with delicious jam.
Ah, this is amazing.
Next, let's try putting gummies on raw blood.
[Laughter]
I wish I had a cereal clock.
You're a girl, right?
Even if you say it all of a sudden...
[Laughter]
I used to do this every morning on a mystery tour.
[Laughter]
It's a little embarrassing to say it out loud, but...
Do you like gummies?
[Laughter]
His butt is round.
[Laughter]
Let's give it a try.
Stuffing a cannon full of gummies...
And locking it up in his butt.
[Laughter]
Three, two, one...
Gummy time!
[Laughter]
Gummy touched it!
How did they capture it?
Look!
Wow!
Beautiful! Beautiful!
Gummy and the others are flying around.
The old woman's butt is being captured gently.
It's beautiful!
Wonderful!
What?
Butt!
Wow!
They're doing it!
Perfect!
Ouch! Ouch!
That's it for the Jet Tour!