AISubs v3.7
2,100km away from Japan, five female comedians are going on a one-stop hot spring tour in Taiwan.
They came to central Taipei.
We're here! Taipei!
This time, they've gathered together.
It's been a while!
Bobby and Bobby's daughter have joined for the first time in six months.
I've been wondering for a while, but everyone's yukata is a bit messy.
What do you mean?
It's true that the way you tie the obi is a bit messy.
This angle is impossible!
That's right, Bobby's daughter looks like she has high self-esteem.
Let's get started!
First up is a Taiwanese master.
Huh? Is that him?
That's suspicious.
He's barefoot in that hot concrete.
This is the master's fusaori.
His fingers are separated.
It's true!
His forefinger and lower finger are separated.
It looks like he's pinching something.
That's right, he's pinching this ring.
It's heavy!
The ring's weight is 18kg.
Now, let's see his technique.
What's he doing? What's he doing?
He's riding it!
Wow!
This is amazing!
Wow!
It's fast!
It doesn't seem to have any gravity.
He's riding it with his weight!
Wow!
Silcoil, dancing with the ring.
In this fantastic performance...
Wow!
...now, offers for performances from all over the world are flooding in.
Everyone, do you want to try this?
It's impossible!
Anyway, let's try it!
Look at the ring!
However, his arms and legs don't move as much as we imagined.
Wow!
Let me show you something good!
Wow!
If you don't want to be fat, you have to work hard!
Wow!
So stylish!
Good! Good!
You look like you're dancing.
Good! Good!
Good job!
Wow!
Until the end! Until the end!
Wow!
Next is the masquerade master!
This is Fang, who has amazing skills!
It's not my son, it's my mother!
I'm going to use this game!
Wow!
She's going to use a busking game that you can often see in Japan!
Look at her eyes!
Game, start!
Wow!
Kowansan is the female Taiwan champion of this game!
She goes back to work every day to exercise and keeps throwing for 14 years!
In one minute, she reached a height of 127 meters!
And then her son came along with her!
What's going on?
The shot accelerates even more!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Let's put our hands together!
In one minute, she threw 140 balls!
Wow!
She has a good parent's voice!
Wow!
Each of you will play this game, and if you lose, you'll get a penalty!
What? With this?
It's not a penalty game or anything like that!
It's a penalty!
Let's start the basketball match!
First up is Kurosawa!
Wow!
She's good!
Kurosawa is surprisingly good!
She's calm!
She scored 63 points in one shot!
On the other hand, Kawamura scores precisely.
Furthermore...
The ball gets stuck and time is wasted.
His score is 31 points.
How is it?
Yasuri gets 62 points.
Next is Asaki.
He scores 61 points with all his strength.
On the other hand, Baby Roger.
He seems to be in a bad condition recently.
Oh, no!
Oh, no! He's gone!
Oh, no!
He scores 32 points.
These two are the finalists.
Then, we'll let you two fly together.
Wow!
Fly together?
You two fly together!
Who will fly with them?
Me!
Of course, it's a familiar swing-meta-activity.
But it's different from before.
It's the height!
To swing, you have to pull the lock yourself.
All we have to do is pull it, right?
Shall we go?
We have no choice but to go, right?
That's right!
We have no choice but to go, right?
That's right!
Can you do it?
I'll go!
Ready, set...
I'll go!
Ready, set...
Wait a minute!
This is scary! This is scary!
It's hot! It's hot!
Anyway, the way the sweat is coming out is funny.
Let's think we're birds.
We're hawks.
We're carnivores.
Now, become hawks and march to the center!
You can do it! You can do it!
Let's go!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Go!
[Screams]
Screaming like babylonian girls are like girls and annoying.
Next, we will introduce two things that are popular among young people in Taiwan.
A certain shop.
Slippery.
What are you doing?
What is this?
What is this little skateboard?
What is this?
Skateboard you enjoy with your fingers.
Finger skateboard.
The trick of the trick is the same as the real skateboard.
It is also popular for image training.
Now, there is a world championship for finger skateboard tricks.
Another trend is this.
Pen spinning.
Everyone has done it once.
It is fashionable to decide a trick with a light pen equipped with led.
Everyone has done it once.
No one can do it.
As a result, they only drink tea with atmosphere.
What is this?
I'm sorry.
What is this?
I don't know.
Next is kindergarten.
Kindergarten?
What is this?
It is famous.
What is this?
There are children who change their clothes.
It is called military kindergarten.
Children are doing military training program.
It is tough training.
If you don't pass the practical exam, you can't continue.
They only drink tea with atmosphere.
- Wow! - Amazing!
This training will give you willpower, so it will be useful in the future when you enter a university.
It looked tough, but is it fun?
- It's fun. - It's fun.
- My neck is shaking. - My neck is shaking.
Now, let's have them train their willpower, too!
- Wow! - Amazing!
One after another...
No difference.
Meanwhile...
- Huh? - Huh?
- Wow! - Wow!
Barbie's speed is unnecessarily beautiful and annoying!
- Wow! - Wow!
No difference anymore!
Let's compete in "full recovery"!
- The top two will receive rewards! - I'm tired of this.
- What kind of picture is this? - I'm tired of this.
- I'm tired of this.
- What is this? - I'm tired of this.
- The top two will play with dogs! - I'm tired of this.
- I'm not stupid! - I'm not stupid!
- You're an old woman! - I'm tired of this!
- The top... - The top two are fat people!
Who is the fattest person?
- Who is it? - Ouch!
- What's going to happen? - What's going to happen?
The ones who got their rewards are...
The oldest devil and...
The devil who imitates others.
Now, let's play with the dogs!
- Cute! - Cute!
She's smiling at me!
- Cute! - This is Fu-chan.
She has a special skill.
Is Un-chan special in any way?
This is Koto's dog.
- Koto's dog? - Kototo?
What's with that funny sound?
Now, look at this!
When you touch her belly like you're pulling her coat,
you can't help but move your legs!
When we uploaded this video,
her cute movements became a big hit!
Will you do this for me no matter who does it for me?
I've never had Koto do it for me, so I don't know!
Fu-chan, can you do it for me?
- For the first time? - Yes, for the first time.
That's it for Koto's dog challenge!
- Good night, Koto. - Good night.
Fu-chan!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Scary! - Scary!
She's seriously getting bitten by a dog!
Fu-chan, I'm sorry!
Fu-chan, you're pulling me so hard!
Fu-chan, I'm sorry!
- I'm scared! - Don't be scared.
I'll show you something.
Don't be scared.
There's music too.
- I'm scared. - Ouch!
What are you doing?
I can't show you!
I can't show you! I can't show you!
The plan was to make fun of the dog like this, but...
But they didn't eat it.
It's fun.
Next is the screaming machine.
They came to the amusement park.
I'll ride that one.
That one?
That one.
It's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
There's a great picture in the back.
That's right.
Not that one.
I won't ride that one.
That one?
Actually, this is the scariest ride in this amusement park.
It looks fine.
That one? It's cute.
Four people ride the coaster.
The person who rides it will decide by lottery.
I'm scared.
I don't like either of them.
Which one do you like?
One, two...
Kawamura doesn't ride it.
I don't like either of them.
When we all decide to go together, we often can't go together.
Let me explain where the ride members have decided.
Actually, this building is standing on a hill from the back.
For that reason, you will suddenly experience an unexpected height.
Here we go!
I'm scared of this.
I did it! I did it!
The simple design of the car makes the driver more scared.
Turn more!
The heavier the driver is, the more power he has.
Barbie's unnecessary girl power explodes!
However, there is an even bigger screaming machine!
It has come at a certain season.
I don't like it.
It's like a big smile.
This is the director, Mr. Wang.
What kind of activities do you do?
I ride that seesaw in my car.
Seesaw in your car?
I've been riding seesaws for 27 years.
You've been doing this for 27 years?
Let's see his skills!
Are you ready?
Start!
I can't do it!
Now, she's on a seesaw!
I can't do it!
This is scary!
Then...
What? What? What?
Wait! Wait!
Ansan breaks out of the car.
No!
What are you doing?
No!
Wait! Wait!
What are you doing?
Where are you going?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
And they go to another car.
What are you doing?
No! No!
What are you doing?
What's wrong?
They go to the second car.
And...
What's wrong?
What?
They get out of the car again.
What? What?
They get out of the car again.
What?
Just one driver?
No!
Wait!
What's going on?
No! No!
No!
They get out of the car again.
No!
Stop!
No!
They go to the fourth car.
What?
It's a big problem.
Be careful!
What's going on?
They go to the fifth car.
No!
It's scarier than the fourth car.
They go to the fifth car.
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I don't like it!
She controls the car and takes balance with the wheelie.
It's like a god's work!
That's it for the Taiwan Tour!