AISubs v3.7
19,000 km away from Japan,
a special edition of "Onsen Dokoukai"
"Shindeshi Tour in America" led by Mr. Kawamura.
We came to New York.
We came to America!
This time, they added more shindeshi to their meal.
I'm Eupie.
I'm Ocarina.
What would you like for tonight's side dish?
Six years ago this year,
they started their own side dish club.
Wow!
How much do you weigh?
I'm 100 kg.
She's reliable!
She looks secular,
but she's perfect.
And she's our lethal weapon.
I'm Ocarina. Nice to meet you.
Go for it, Ocarina!
I'm so excited!
I think some people don't know about your side dish club yet.
Could you tell us about it?
May I?
Sure!
Contract. Erika and Sumire. Underwear Thief Edition.
Officer, we have a problem!
My best friend Erika's underwear has been stolen!
Please!
Make sure you catch the criminal and have him executed!
Executed?!
I'm not scared of girls like you!
Anyone would want Erika's underwear!
Officer, what should Erika do first in order to catch the criminal?
Huh?!
First of all, what kind of underwear was stolen?
Could you tell us in detail?
Okay.
Erika stole...
a rubber panty...
It's cute, isn't it?
A black tablet...
A seven-color panty and...
Erika, look out!
Don't tell me you just want to hear bad things from Erika's mouth!
That's right!
That's for sure! I know that already!
I've been sitting here since I was told I have a rich sense of smell and taste!
I have a good sense of smell, too!
It's your fault! It's all Erika's fault!
While you don't know about it, you're trying to seduce a man!
It's all Erika's fault!
Is that what you guys are trying to do?!
This is the young duo who are selling this kind of story as a signboard.
With a special visual, what will happen in this journey? Let's look forward to it!
First of all, let's look at the potential of the new students in the problem mashing!
Mr. Kawamura vs Ms. Okarina!
Hey, Kawamura!
What?
Are you ugly?!
Both of you are ugly!
Your eyes are too far apart and your face parts are scattered around!
Both of you have too heavy eyelids!
Can you see?
I can see your ugly face when you run!
You're terrible!
Which one of you is older?!
I don't want to know!
Mr. Kawamura, hang in there!
Go! Go!
Hurry up and go!
What's wrong?!
You're still in a hurry, aren't you?!
The one who won was in the front!
Next up, Yashiro vs Eupi!
Yashiro!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, but you're going to die here!
Hurry up and come in!
You're going too far!
Just come in a little earlier!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Are you scared of me?!
Who will stand up first, babe?!
4 years old.
The one who stood up came later, babe!
Increase your weight and come out again!
Is it like this?
I'll fight you!
It's not that good!
It's true!
You're not good at sumo!
This is Kamburo's house!
I'll show you the toughness of sumo!
Where did you go?!
Fight!
Good!
I did it!
Shindeshi can't do anything anymore!
Damn it!
Hey, Mr. Nagata!
Mr. Nagata...
I can't do anything...
Mr. Nagata, please!
I don't want you to get carried away...
Can you smash me?
I don't care if you smash me!
I can't!
Damn it!
Mr. Nagata...
Come and fight me!
He's going to win.
I'm really going to smash you!
Can a man win?!
The world's smallest director, Mr. Nagata!
Mr. Nagata!
What?!
Is this the hot spring club you raised?!
It's not even close!
Shut up, fatso!
Shut up!
You can only say "fatso" because you're fat!
Shut up, fatso!
However, fatso doesn't care!
Fatso wins!
Yeah!
You're killing me!
I feel like a car is coming at me.
"Death Test"! Next, we'll test their guts!
Next, we'll test their guts!
Oh, it's an anana!
There's someone strange here!
The one who was waiting is the yoga master, Mr. Charu!
Today, let's all do nose yoga!
Nose yoga!
I really wanted my dead disciple to do it,
so I went to New York and looked for a yoga teacher.
You don't have to do that!
"Nose yoga" is yoga that cleanses the throat
from the nose to the mouth through the tube!
Amazing!
In the hot spring club,
they can't avoid beef!
The oil master is already perfect!
The oil master is amazing!
The oil master!
Next!
(She's coughing)
When you go to this spot, you'll find a fire.
- Yes. - If you go through it, you'll come here.
- Yes, there is a fire. - Yes.
- You have to push it. - No, no, no.
(She's coughing)
Good. A little more.
Push it in.
(She's coughing)
That's two.
(She's coughing)
Next is Ukarina.
Excellent!
You can do it!
You have a lot in there.
(She's coughing)
Do your best!
(She's coughing)
She's coughing.
There is.
Don't do that!
They're running away! They're running away!
I don't want to see them!
I don't want to do this anymore.
Will Liu Bei be able to do it?
Will you be able to do it?
Just a little more.
You can do it!
Alright! Let's do this!
You can do it! Be careful!
It went through!
Liu Bei did it again!
Next, we'll check their stamina.
This is the most popular fitness machine in America.
If you do this, you'll have a tight butt.
I want to do it cleanly.
I want to be sexy.
Alright, watch me.
You can't move, right?
It looks easy.
It's called "the act".
This is hard!
By moving your body like a wave,
you can train your lower body just by riding it.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Mama-chan, what do you think of this machine?
It's burning!
Next is Ocarina.
Alien. A mysterious passenger appears.
Is this the right way of doing it?
I think your posture is still wrong.
What do you think of the 3kg of meat?
It's a piece of meat.
Don't do it!
I'm Fairlickton. Nice to meet you.
The next is an activity!
Challenge! The highest water slide in the world!
It's called "Fairlickton"!
It's fast!
It's 51 meters high.
It's just been updated and completed.
The highest speed is 90 km/h.
It goes up to 17 floors.
17 floors?!
This is where the goddess of freedom rides.
The starting point is higher than here.
From here, we'll go one by one.
What?!
Now, it's a water slide show with four special-looking people!
First is Yuipi!
It tastes awful!
It's hot!
Is it hot?
It tastes awful!
It's hot again!
It's so hot!
Next is Yuipi!
You're a girl, aren't you?
What are you laughing at?
She'll get in trouble one day.
Start the engine!
She'll get in trouble one day.
I've never fallen from such a height before.
She doesn't show her emotions.
How will she react?
Can't you really fly?
She'll get in trouble one day.
She'll land on Earth.
What are you doing?
There is art in the world that uses various methods to capture the moment when people's expressions change.
The artist, Paul, will cooperate with us this time.
Today, I'd like to make art of your pain.
Pain?
You stab this windbreaker in the butt and capture the painful moment.
No! No! No!
Pain reveals a person's true form.
I'd like you to blow on it.
It looks painful.
I'm scared.
First, Ukarina.
Blowing the whistle is one of the three people behind her.
She waits with a sense of tension that she doesn't know which direction it will come from.
Five, four, three, two, one.
It's there, it's there, it's there.
She jumped.
Ten o'clock.
She was shot by a chicken.
Next, Yashiro.
It's there, it's there, it's there.
She's being pulled out.
It's there, it's there, it's there.
Yashiro's face is distorted by the pain, but...
Your face is facing tomorrow.
Is it facing tomorrow?
Next is Yuipi.
It's there, it's there, it's there.
She makes Benkei's last moment a pleasure.
You look like you're having a lot of fun.
It's there, it's there, it's there.
The last one is Oyakata Kawamura.
It's a little tight here.
It's there, it's there, it's there.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Ready... 3... 2...
Aliens! The earthlings are playing with us!
I'm really scared.
What's going on?
I feel sorry for Gaomira-san.
What? Stop it!
I was really nervous just now!
Even so, they were able to make a pretty good expression.
Now, once again, the lord...
It hurts! It hurts!
The three of them fell ill.
My face turned blue!
It's a memory! It's a memory!
When you feel pain more than you expected, you make this kind of expression.
It's a memory!
Now, lastly, we'll see the potential of their faces.
The usual "that".
They've come to a popular amusement park.
Six Flags.
I'll get on "that".
Over there is a huge gray pole.
Until now, I've ridden the world's largest one in Los Angeles.
It's been updated, so you have to ride it.
How much has it been updated?
Well...
It's been updated about 4.5 meters.
The world's largest gray pole.
It's called "Zoo-man-jaro".
Its highest point is 126.5 meters.
When it falls, the force is more than 4G.
What do we do? It's about to start!
It won't end until it starts.
That's not a good thing to say.
It won't end until it starts.
Let's go to the sky!
It stopped!
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
It just started.
It will end.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's high, it's high, it's high.
This is bad.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's high, it's high, it's high.
It finally reaches the top!
It stopped.
And...
When?
It fell!
When?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's high, it's high, it's high.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Here are the results!
Fourth place, Yocarina.
It's normal, isn't it?
Their faces look like they've been vaccinated, but not much has changed.
They look like people from the deep sea.
In third place is Yuipi.
Yuipi, who has been vaccinated, only looks like real history.
- It's true! - It's true!
It's true!
It's there! It's there!
Wait, can you bring me that mirror?
In second place is Kaamura Mansion.
It's very stable.
And in first place is Yashiro, who was actually most nervous about joining the food club.
For the sake of reaction, she cut her hair short and came here.
After she cut her hair short, she looks like a kasumi.
This has been "Death Tour".