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To the ends of the world, one ball.
Today's first is a special project.
Boykenban's physical examination tour.
The other day, Boykenban fractured his right leg.
Rika-san, is your leg okay?
It is. I'm really sorry, but I fractured it.
I was finally able to remove the gimbus, but...
I'm still in a state of not being able to move, and I'm very worried.
So, is it okay or not?
That's right. Even if we go on location, we can't expect Boykenban to show us his normal body.
So, let's go to America and do a physical examination tour.
What? Physical examination tour? What do you mean?
This time, we'll cut Boykenban's fractured leg and do Boykenban's physical examination tour in America.
In addition, we'll also do a rehabilitation of Boykenban's reaction system.
But I'll say it briefly.
Right now, my body...
It's not just fractures.
Osteosarcoma, urethra, cholesterol, liver, hernia...
Also, my blood is sticky.
I'm really, really young.
I'm old. I'm old.
I'm old.
I'm old in front of the camera.
I'm young forever, so that's the worst way of saying it.
I'm really, really young.
What kind of foundation does Boykenban's body have?
8,800 kilometers away from Japan...
A young man with a self-proclaimed "young man forever" is being examined!
Boykenban's physical examination tour in America!
We're here! Los Angeles!
Right away, at a hospital in Los Angeles, Boykenban's body is being examined.
I've been waiting for you.
The director who will examine him is Dr. Darvish.
You look like you've put on quite a bit of weight, but it's dangerous for you to keep getting older like that.
There's an interesting app. Let's take a look at your logo.
Please have a look.
If you continue your impulsive lifestyle, you'll end up like this in the future.
This is too much of a waste of money.
No way!
If you're a model for Kyan Kyan, can you beat an older woman?
Wait, wait! This feels so good!
This is bad!
Whether it's Kyan Kyan or Bibi, there will be a glorious era one day.
Now, let's stop playing around and start the medical examination!
Let's start with the bone examination.
It takes one day for the bone examination to check your head from top to toe.
As a result, it turns out that you have various diseases.
The fifth disease that comes close to the bone examination is...
Height.
The bone examination should be 160cm, but...
It's 159cm.
It's shrinking! It's shrinking!
No doubt, it's 159cm.
It's shrinking!
Sadly, the eternal young man is starting to shrink.
As he gets older and his bones fall off, his height shrinks.
Wow, I'm in shock. He's like a little boy.
This time, like this, we will announce the father of the voting board in the ranking and various ways of reaction based on it.
So, the fourth father approaching the voting board is...
Aishibo.
I'm going to do an MRI test.
After checking the voting board's body in a circle...
All the white parts around and inside the body are fat.
Especially the internal organs are almost all fat.
It's abnormal.
However, there is a theory about this on the voting board.
I don't know anything about it.
Being a reaction entertainer is a career.
I can't pay for it.
Being a reaction entertainer's biggest enemy is looking pitiful.
Even if you're 60 or 70 and become an old man and go into a hot water bath...
You can't look pitiful and become an old man.
This is my dream.
If an ordinary old man becomes 70 and is thrown into a hot water bath and says "achachi"...
It's torture.
However, I want to be an old man who is 70 and is thrown into a hot water bath and says "achachachi"...
And I want everyone to laugh at me.
I want to be such an old man.
I know it's bad for my health.
But I want to be old-fashioned to some extent.
That's why my body shape is the best now.
Let's go back to the first episode, "Let's go back to love and laugh".
These four people were waiting for me.
Nice to meet you.
Who are you?
We're musicians.
Even if you say "musician", you don't have an instrument, do you?
Then I'll show you.
A man with a lot of body fat is taking off his jersey.
In fact, they are...
A famous performer in the United States, "Tummy Talk".
A man with a lot of body fat...
No matter how much he's beaten up, he doesn't change his face color.
That's why he's so popular.
Tummy Talk
It's all red!
How much is it?
No problem! No problem!
And with that, the Nijimei Taishibou Brothers!
You're giving me a hard time!
Ouch!
- Are you okay? - I thought it'd be worst if we had to do it all over again.
- Yeah, you're right. - Yeah, you're right.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
It's not a big deal.
Next up is the third place in the ranking.
- Your lung capacity... - Huh?
It's a ranking where you're giving it all you've got.
Your lung capacity is only about 60% of a healthy person's.
If you train your lung capacity, you'll get better, so work out more.
So, in the next episode...
Along with training their lung capacity, they'll learn new things.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Balloons! - Balloons!
- We've been waiting for you. - Balloons!
Balloon artist Wako.
He combines various colors and shapes of balloons...
To create animals and flowers.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I know! - What is it?
- Wow! It's so cute! - Wow!
- It's so cute! - Who is it?
Wow!
Wako also has many ways of using balloons.
Let me show you something special.
- Wow! - Wow!
Okay, I'll give you this technique.
- Wow! - Wow!
Can you do that?
You said you were cute just now, didn't you?
On the other hand, the game that the turntable will challenge is...
You don't know, do you? You poor thing.
The maximum amount of excretion is to inflate a long balloon...
Huh?
...and tie up its mouth...
Huh?
...and swallow it up.
Not just the sword, but also the balloon.
Wow, amazing.
Wow, amazing!
Amazing!
I didn't know that at all!
I know now!
I really didn't know!
Wait a minute.
Which one?
Unfortunately, we can't tell you all the details of the seeds,
but of course, we gradually take out the air in the balloon.
Wow, amazing!
OK, let's try!
Can you try it for me?
Just a little!
Can you do it?
Wow, amazing!
No matter how hard you try,
the balloon won't inflate in the first place.
How long are you going to stand like that?
You can't do it.
Can you see it? Even if it swells up, you can see it.
Giving up and swallowing practice to make it swell up.
It's been a long time since I've been a magician.
We've been waiting for you.
There is a balloon with nothing strange in it.
Huh?
It hurts!
The second place in danger of going back to the keyboard is...
The balance problem.
One-legged standing test with closed eyes.
If you're in your 50s, you'd like to get past 30 seconds.
One, two, three, go!
Oh, oh, oh!
Huh?
That's fast!
The result is only two seconds.
That's fast!
And if you turn around...
Why is it turning like this?
What is it?
Wait a minute. Why is it turning like this?
It's because you're too fat to control your body.
So, next up...
To train your sense of balance...
Vince is going to help out.
They call me "Lebraska's Rotating Man."
Rotating Man?
I have a bad feeling about this.
He's called "Rotating Man" because...
This is Teios's favorite song.
Wow!
It's spinning!
That's right.
Starting with this spinning iron rod,
various spinning machines are made by hand.
And what we recently developed is...
This spinning spinning wheel!
When the spinning wheel spins, the chair in the back spins as well.
What we're going to do with this is...
A spinning bridge crossing!
I see, I see.
This is a very primitive skill.
This is quite a training.
Well, shall we start?
Yes!
Tokyo Girls Passing Exam.
What?! Are you serious?!
I'm a model, but...
If you think of this place as a Tokyo Girls Collection, you're wrong.
Tokyo Girls Collection.
Walking down the aisle is a model's status.
If you were Mae or Ebi, you'd definitely be able to do this.
You're lying.
Definitely.
That's what they've been doing.
You'll never get dirty.
I'll do it.
You will, right?
You'll know here whether you're a real first-class model or not.
Okay, let's try!
Here we go!
Spinning Tokyo Girls Collection!
Ready, set...
Go, go, go!
She's fast! She's fast!
Go, go, go!
She's surprised!
Wow!
She's fast!
When the rotation stops, the two men finally run away with their hands!
That's right!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
That's fine! That's fine!
They're gone!
I don't like it here! I don't like it!
Go, go!
You can do it!
I've been waiting for this day for so long.
Great!
I like doing this every time I do something like this.
No, no, no.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
This is Tokyo Walker for us now.
I'm not Anna Rannaway of the Tokyo Walker Girls' Collection anymore.
I'm walking in front of you now.
I'm glad I bought it.
On the other hand, there is no sense of balance in their opinions.
I'm scared.
What will happen?
You were too fast.
Go, go!
Can they pass this barrier?
Go for it!
Go, go!
Their opinions are not made up.
They could have done better when they were younger.
But their opinions now are full of serious reactions.
I feel sick!
Grandpa!
I feel sick!
I feel like I'm going to hell!
The self-proclaimed eternal young man was shocked by his own incompetence.
How do you like it?
It's not different from me.
No, it's not.
Really?
No, it's a little different.
Ah, it feels good.
How do you walk?
It's cold and dizzy.
It feels good.
I can't see anything.
It's disgusting.
Now, the first crisis approaching the voting board is...
Bone density.
Bone density is what shows how strong a bone is.
The bone on the outside looks white.
We have quite surprising results.
Your bone age is 80 years old.
It's a tiny bone.
It's going to break.
And if we take a look at his legs...
This part is broken.
Wait a minute.
Does it hurt?
No, wait a minute.
A different part is broken.
Didn't you take too good care of this part and broke this part as well?
As you said, there is a possibility that the inside part is broken as well.
You told me to do this part separately.
Did you do this part too much?
His bones are about to break due to rehabilitation.
If you don't take enough calcium, your bones will break again for a little thing.
Please know that I have broken my bones eight times in 30 years of my career.
For me, the Olympics are my home.
Then, please take enough calcium.
This time, the Olympics will be canceled.
So, in the last part of the trip, they will eat a lot of calcium.
Mr. Tyler, who is rich, will help them.
I heard that there is a way to eat a lot of calcium.
What is it?
It's a crab.
It's full of calcium and delicious.
Wait a minute. I can't do it.
Why?
Speaking of a crab, it's my partner.
I can't eat my partner.
It's like Chen eating a wild rose.
It's very easy to understand.
Then, please show me your collaboration with your partner.
I prepared this machine.
I will hang you on it and put you in the crab swamp.
Please give me this bait.
I see.
It looks interesting.
I was persuaded.
Let's see their reactions until they eat a lot of crabs.
Wait a minute. Can I put this much?
Isn't it too much?
He looks like an eternal young man.
I'm going.
Please catch delicious crabs for me.
Okay, I'll go.
Please go.
It's amazing.
Slowly, slowly.
It's amazing.
I'm going.
As soon as they catch crabs, they can eat a lot of crabs.
It's cold!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
It's cold!
Rather than cold, they want a painful reaction.
Are there any bugs in the stew?
Not at all.
Oh, there aren't any.
Oh, it's this song again.
They can't show any reaction to the way they buy it.
It's dangerous.
What?
It's in my mouth.
Yes.
It's already there.
It's pretty tough.
It's cold!
There's no water.
Not yet?
It's sinking.
Well, you know,
the river water is really muddy,
so you can't see the inside at all.
It's the same for the Amazon river.
If you're noisy, you won't catch any.
Okay, tell me about it.
In the end, Okada waited for 15 minutes.
It's about time we pull up.
We're counting on you, God!
If they don't catch a single fish,
this story is completely cut.
Could it be...
It's there! It's there!
What?
It's there! Look! Look! Look!
There were only a few of them,
but they didn't betray their partners.
Give it back! Give it back!
When you're in trouble, you help out.
That's what true friends are like.
That's what Tsukegawa's bones are like.
To put it simply, it's like putting your chin in oil.
Thank you for the food!
Oh, it's karagoto.
It's delicious!
It's good!
It's good, isn't it?
Tetsuro Tsukegawa is 51 years old.
In fact, he is a full-blooded young man.
Even so, he won't stop being an eternal young man.
This is TOKYO GIRLS WALKER!
For us, this is TOKYO WALKER.
I'm Anna Rannaweyori.
We hope that he will continue to be a reaction entertainer for 20 years.
This has been "Weekend Edition Detective Tour"!