AISubs v3.7
Cut it out, you guys!
All of a sudden?
I'm not nervous at all about filming!
Thank you!
I'm getting nervous.
I couldn't go to Amuro's concert and cried, but when I saw her crying in Saitamu, I honestly cried.
I think Amuro is crying, too.
No, no, it's not like that!
It's time to tighten our belts.
"Knowing the Pain of Others" project "One Drop, Shuffle Special" will be held!
"One Drop, Shuffle Special" will be held for three hours!
You're more of an old woman!
Cut it out!
Mecchi, Imo and Asakura will go to Onsendoh Gokai.
They will be immersed in the baths.
Please save me!
Miyagawa Funassyi will participate in "Bakusou Sori Matsuri"!
Also, a mystery tour of "Tengo Shibuya"!
How's it going?
The news spreads quickly!
What's going on?
Please save me!
And, an entertainer and a comedian!
A white-collared show on Akiyoshima!
Also, a woman and a man will try funny videos!
Cut it out!
"Tengo Shibuya" will be held for three hours!
It's finally starting!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
A mysterious adventure, a journey to the end of the world!
Tonight's "A Journey to the End of the World" is a three-hour shuttle special!
Tonight's guests are Becky's sister Asako's hot spring club,
festival man Miyawaki's family, Wiz Flashy,
entertainer woman entertainer,
"Negawa Railway"'s "Q-Tube"'s "Wiz Debbie" wife,
and "Tegoshi Yuya's Mystery Tour"'s "Super Effective Five Things"!
Hello!
Sei-chan, you look a little sad.
No, no, no.
You know, I was determined not to get hurt.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Well, I broke every bone except for my neck.
It's just a scratch.
It's nothing, it's nothing.
Even if I break a few more, it's nothing.
It's nothing, it's nothing, it's nothing.
And today's female entertainers are on Hakkeijima Island.
Female entertainers on Hakkeijima Island!
Hi!
I'm Nakami of Hakkeijima Island!
Hello!
Today, we're going to challenge the "Sea Idols" show with these five people!
You're actually going to perform in front of the audience?
That's right.
We're gradually gathering now,
but we're going to add our show after the usual show,
and show it to the audience as it is.
Wow!
That's great.
She's a little excited.
That's right.
I can feel it.
Kumi Koda, how are you doing today?
I'm really nervous, you know!
But I want you all to have fun as entertainers!
Thank you in advance!
Wait a minute, you all have light makeup!
Why?
Why do you say that?
If it were you, you'd keep it on all day!
I'm practicing right now! I don't even have time to put on make-up!
The package name "White Dolphin Show" will be announced by various entertainers later! Please look forward to it!
Now, let's get started! Becky, nice to meet you!
Yes! Here's the first one!
Becky, Imo and Asako's hot spring trip!
The three of you have strong personalities!
I won't forgive you!
This is good! This scene is good!
It's like "I won't forgive you!"
I often go alone, so I'd like you to find out about each other's ways of going out!
I'd like you to find out about each other's ways of going out!
What kind of hot spring did you use this time?
Do you want me to ask you that?
As usual, we used cold water!
What about you, Becky?
Of course!
That's right!
Becky doesn't have body fat, so she should be many times colder than us!
Fat is fat and it cools you down!
No one uses it!
Now, let's get started!
Becky, Imo and Asako's hot spring trip!
To the end of the world!
Let's go!
7,800km away from Japan!
Becky, Imo and Asako are going!
A one-stop hot spring tour in Finland!
We've arrived in St. Helsinki!
We've arrived in Finland!
Awesome!
The picture is gorgeous!
It's not like "Welcome!"
Well, I was afraid of hot springs the most.
I really want to be taken care of.
It's rare.
We can't go to hot springs without cooperation.
Really.
We can't do it alone, can we?
We should work together, be friendly and fair.
Let's do it.
Well, let's go!
What's up with you?
The first stage is a frozen lake.
What?
What's up with you?
There are big holes and ropes.
Shall we do tug of war?
What?
Where?
Let's do tug of war with three people around the hole.
Let's do it on the market.
Well...
We can't do it on the ice.
Look, it's like this.
Let's do it without holes.
It's heavy!
Which one is better, shorter one?
You're short!
Stop it! You're short!
As I said, it's fun to do tug of war with three people.
No!
Do you know that I'm doing this for fun?
No, I don't know!
But it's fun!
No, it's not!
I'm sure I can do it with you.
No, no, no!
Stop it!
I'll do it!
It doesn't matter now.
If you fall into the hole, you'll be frozen.
Let's do it!
Tie a rope around your waist so you can't run away.
It's amazing!
You can fall into the hole anytime.
Is it even now?
No, it's not!
I'm longer than you!
Don't worry about me!
No, I'm pretty close!
Shut up and listen!
Just listen!
Here we go.
Ready...
Start!
Match!
Good game!
Yeah!
Yay!
Match is over!
Yay!
They are even!
Yeah!
Yay!
All three of them had to go through trials.
Yay!
Welcome!
Even if you go up from the water, it's minus three degrees!
Hurry up and go to the sauna!
Always... Always... Always...
Always... Always...
Stop it already!
Baba! Baba! Baba is the first one!
Next up is the real sumo wrestling!
The person who loses the most will go to hell!
So it's one of the three of us, right?
That's right.
What about the penalty game?
For now...
Alright!
Honestly, I'm confident!
You've done sumo before, haven't you?
Yes, I have!
You like it, don't you?
Sumo is really strong!
I think you two...
I think Becky will lose.
I think the viewers will also think Becky will lose.
Does sumo have anything to do with weight?
No!
Does it have anything to do with technique?
So...
Don't worry!
I'm not worried!
That's right!
I'm looking forward to both of you!
First up, Becky vs. Imoto!
Hey, Imoto!
Oh! What's up, Becky?!
Shut up!
You!
Yeah?
You've done a few romance dramas, haven't you?
I have, but...
When you're in a play...
You write down your feelings for the role in a notebook...
And you call that notebook...
"Actress Notebook"!
Hey!
You can only act if you write down your feelings first!
Because you're an actress!
Don't hit me!
Shut up!
All of a sudden, Becky looks like Becky again.
Stop it!
Both of them don't want to lose to this guy.
From the bottom of their hearts, they know...
That this is a real sumo match!
Yeah!
Becky is defeated by Mentos.
Thanks to you, I got beaten up here.
Well, well, it's not decided yet.
Next, Becky vs. Osaka.
You know, I noticed you came here, but you're only drinking hot water in a pot.
It's not hot water.
It's hot water!
It's hot water! It's steaming!
It's hot water!
S.A.Y.!
It's hot water!
I heard you have a habit.
When you sleep at night, you always wear an undergarment and two underpants.
I don't want you to get cold!
It's hot water!
Undergarment and two underpants.
You're an old woman!
It's hot water!
It's steaming!
It's hot water!
Becky is defeated and goes to hell.
Challenge! Human virtue!
You're an old woman!
It's steaming!
It's hot water!
It's steaming!
The one who violated the rules is going to hell!
Challenge! Human pachinko!
That's Mr. Mark!
Mark!
Finland's specialty!
Speaking of Finland, we know him!
Mr. Mark, president of Activity Development Company!
Hey, Mark, what's this?
What do you mean?
What's with the hat?
That's human pachinko!
Human pachinko?!
That's why you have a hat!
You put a bungee on your head and...
Boing-boing!
That's not how you do it!
You can't say "boing-boing" in Finland!
Ready, set, go!
I'm scared!
The enemy is crushed!
You can do it!
It's a huge pachinko that looks like a human ball!
I'm scared!
They even pull the rubber as far as possible!
I'm scared!
Oh, no!
Where am I?
You're being pulled!
You can do it!
Ready for launch!
However...
Stop! We're on a plane!
It's really heavy, this plane!
I'll go when you say "airplane"!
Wait for me!
That was unexpected!
I'm scared!
Let's go! Human pachinko!
You can do it!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go!
What is this?
In a big explosion, she hit the window.
Hot! Hot!
Becky recovers.
What? Becky!
Becky! Becky!
Becky! Don't make me do it!
It hurts! It hurts!
Where does it hurt?
My back!
And my arms! They all hurt!
Where did you hit?
My back hurts! My arms hurt!
My heart hurts!
My heart hurts, too! I'm hurt!
That windmill wasn't strong enough for her to get hurt.
This is a CCTV camera footage.
Due to a small impact, the camera shifted.
However...
I'm scared!
Due to a small impact, the camera shifted.
She tries her best to fix it.
And when the camera's angle is fixed...
I'm scared! It hurts!
It was great!
By the way...
For this activity...
They ordered two huge cranes, too.
Since it's a waste of money...
Let's do something else.
This time, they'll raise the crane...
And set it up in reverse bungee style.
It's called "Fireworks Bungee".
You've done it before, right?
No, it's more powerful than last time.
They're going to fire it up with fireworks!
Coins?
Coins again?
Someone should say something.
No, no, no.
Rather than a variety talent like me,
I want to be a actress flying in the sky.
No, no, no.
Then, you know,
you shouldn't say "I'm not afraid of anything"
in front of an actress.
No, no, no.
Think about it.
I'm not afraid of anything that has human power.
I'm not afraid of anything bad.
I can fly!
I can do it.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Wait, wait, I don't like myself.
I don't like myself!
I don't like myself like that!
However, the actress doesn't care about it at all.
I'm scared.
What should I do?
I can't fly at all.
I'm sorry, it's our first meeting.
Safety?
Say "safety"!
What's this?
She puts on a fire extinguisher.
She puts vaseline on her face for fire protection.
Are you okay?
When you walk, you can't open your eyes.
Go!
You can do it!
She's getting nervous!
Okay, come on!
Now, little sister, become a firework and steal the night sky!
Safety!
You can do it!
Otsu! Otsu!
Imoto's start.
A lot of copper wire came out of Imoto's tongue.
I'm angry. I'm angry.
I'm angry, but it's coming out so much.
I'm angry, but I'm scared.
You know what I mean?
I feel really bad, but I'm going to spit it out.
Stop, it's going to drop.
It's going to drop.
What's that supposed to mean?!
Next up is Finland's most sought-after subject, air guitar!
Every year, performers from all over the world gather in Finland
for the air guitar world championship.
Mr. Heano has participated in the world championship four times.
First, imagine you're holding a guitar.
Then, slowly kick it.
Throw it... and receive it!
I saw it! I saw the guitar just now!
You can do it like this, too.
What kind of lesson is this?!
At first glance, it looks like a fun air guitar lesson, but for parents, it's a scary lesson with no exit!
But today, we'll have them teach us how to play with their hearts!
Everyone's pretty excited and waiting for us!
We'll do our best!
Okay!
We'll do our best!
Eh, are we going to add an oomph-shape today? A pattern we don't do?
We'll do it!
It doesn't matter, but we'll do it all in one morning!
Let's go with an oomph-shape!
Let's do it!
What Becky has an advantage over is that she doesn't ask for anything funny in particular.
(Laughs)
Becky's hop shot!
(Laughs)
Her masculine pace is still melting away!
(Laughs)
When it comes true, I'll do my best as usual!
That's amazing!
Well, next...
Next, let's see your sister's picture.
A sister who can't be stopped even if she is shot!
This is the fear of air guitar!
She can't see the enemy at all!
She is truly masculine!
Do you remember?
What happened?
I really couldn't see.
I don't remember.
In the end...
In the morning...
All of them were shot!
At 44 years old...
Can she overcome that experience?
As expected in the morning...
She made a perfect voice!
- I'm scared! - I'm scared!
The audience is tired.
And so, the first day is over.
The tour of the Gokkan Fiendland continues!
- Go! Go! Go! - You're lying!
- You're lying!
And so, the second day is a life-threatening sky festival!
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
The next day, they arrive at a port.
- Let's use bicycles today! - Bicycles? Bicycles are here!
- We'll set fire to our bodies... - We'll set fire to our bodies...
- ...and jump into the sea with bicycles! - ...and jump into the sea with bicycles!
- What is this?! - What is this?!
- What is this activity?! - I don't know anymore!
And so, a fire bicycle jump!
- It's burning! - It's burning!
When the fire is lit, they want to jump into the sea, but they can't help it!
Who wants to do it?
- Well, it's like one person doing it... - Right?
Even if we hide... it's useless!
Asako will do it!
- I saw someone being cornered by the teacher. - That's right.
- When the camera wasn't rolling... - When the camera wasn't rolling...
- I wonder if it's still rolling.
- The teacher just before the Olympics... - The teacher just before the Olympics...
- Oh, it's rolling!
- Practice it! - Okay.
Do you know where it burns?
When the kid jumped back, his dad said, "Don't pull it."
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
Set...
Not yet.
What?
Not yet!
- Just a little more! - Hurry up!
- Okay, let's go! - Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Go! Go!
It's burning! It's burning!
It's burning! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Watch out!
I won't let you go!
No way! He did it again!
At that moment, the old woman didn't hesitate.
She just put out the fire.
Her sincere feelings came true.
- Miss! - Nice fight!
- Nice fight!
My face hurts!
- Oh, it's a sinning point. - Sinning!
I said it with my face at first.
- What are you doing? - It hurts.
It hurts!
Now, we're heading to the middle of nowhere.
In Finland, it is said that it has the effect of preventing the wind.
It's coming out normally.
What? What? What?
Everyone is easy.
The second one is the carrot raid.
The children came.
Cute.
Let's have the children show us their example.
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
It's not there.
Look, it's there.
It's there.
The children are having fun.
Look at them.
They look like they are having fun.
They are very excited and swimming.
They are swimming.
It's half-way swimming time.
Will they be able to cross 25 meters of water in one go?
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Help me!
It's cold!
What's wrong with you?!
Those three strong women...
Could it be...
On the way back, without any promise or reaction, they just keep going down their own path.
On the other hand, they don't show any signs and just get confused.
In the end, it's up to each of them to choose their own path.
The old woman tries to get back something she couldn't make when she came in.
However, it doesn't work for them.
That's it for Teamwork Zero's hot spring tour.
It's nice that we don't have teamwork.
Until the end.
If we were three, we'd go in and come back and go down.
But we're all so different.
We only know how to dive.
We only know how to swim.
Why aren't you coming?
Because you told us to swim, we swam.
After the tour, didn't the three of you have a self- reflection meeting?
Ah, I see.
We didn't.
Right?
If we did, we'd switch places again, right?
Right?
Let's move on. Becky, nice to meet you.
Yes, next is this.
What festival special is the most exciting in the world?
One day, a song came to mind.
Huh?
What song is it?
Have you heard of it?
It's a great song.
Wow!
Huh? Really?
It's Aria!
What is it?
I love you, I hate you
What festival special is the most exciting in the world?
Wow!
Matsuri, I love you, Matsuri, tomorrow is Matsuri!
Wow!
Mr. Miyagawa, this month is also the season of Matsuri!
Really?
What? Really, what is it?
Yes!
What? This year's...
Can you tell me your name?
I'm Momoka Kurokawa, and I play Annie in "Smile".
I'm Yuna Maeda, and I play Annie in "Tomorrow".
That's right. We're separated, right?
It's a double cast, right? I've been to see you once.
I'm happy. Thank you.
Annie is a musical actress, and she has been singing for 30 years.
She is also a musical director.
She will do her best to act, so please come and see her!
Advertisement party!
It's been a while since we talked like this.
You haven't talked to me like this for 2,000 years.
The festival is back with that duo!
This year's special guest is Kurokawa!
Hurray!
Their second appearance is "Hurray"!
I heard that you were popular and everyone was telling you to come back!
No, it's true!
I'm really happy!
I'm so happy!
The previous "Soapbox Festival" was really dangerous, too!
Oh, you're right! I completely crashed in the first corner!
That's right!
I thought I was going to break my bones!
That's right!
I thought I was going to break my bones!
Are you listening to me?
You're not listening, are you?
I'm not listening at all!
The festival is back with "Hurray"!
This year's festival is...
Germany's "Soap Festival"!
Wait a minute!
I've been to "Soap Festival" before!
It was pretty fast, too!
How fast was it?
It was about 50 km/h!
Oh, no!
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I don't know!
Well, shall we go?
I'm nervous!
Let's go to the German Story Festival!
Let's go!
The festival man and Fnashy meet again!
However, it was a very harsh festival for the characters!
Well, as you know, it's Fnashy and his second time as a duo.
That's right.
Last time we went to the Soapbox Festival and it was really dangerous.
Well, this time it was really dangerous!
Because it's Soap!
Snow!
Because it's snow!
They can't go as they want!
And Fnashy's vision!
Is Fnashy's vision narrow?
It's very narrow!
Is Fnashy's vision narrow?
It's narrow!
It's like this area!
No, I shouldn't say this!
What kind of festival is Gearger and Fnashy?
Let's go to the end of the world!
9500 km away from Japan!
The festival man and Fnashy go!
What festival is the most exciting in the world?
In Germany!
We came to the Alps mountain range!
Ski resort!
Buffelonte!
One, two, three!
Wahoo!
Fnashy! Fnashy! Fnashy!
Fnashy, you're too much!
No?
Fnashy, you're too much!
No way!
But it's okay from now on, right?
It's okay!
Ah, I can do it! I can do it!
I can do it! I can do it!
No no no no no no no no no
It's not letting it go
Yes it's spinning all over the place
My legs don't feel alright
If we don't do something about it we won't be rookies
Cool
And with that
Trushy wears his shoes
Trushy
Trushy exclusive sensory machine
This is cool
I got it! I got the spot!
This is fine. It's a little heavy, but it's safer this way, so let's do it like this.
- Okay! - Okay!
It's a little hard to move.
Will you show me how to do it?
I can do it!
First day of school, Philip-san.
It looks like honey.
Honey? It's not honey. It's pear juice.
Is it pear juice?
It's good.
Philip-san, I have a question. Is that festival dangerous?
Of course! If you take one wrong step, you'll break your knee.
I'm scared! If it's pear juice, I'll be in trouble!
If you take one wrong step, you'll break your knee!
It's not pear juice. It's red.
How fast is it?
That's what I want to know.
It's fast. It can go over 80 km/h.
Wow!
By car?
No, I can't do it.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous to run 80 km/h with this vision.
Hey, Funassyi, you're wearing goggles today. How do you like it?
I'm wearing goggles? Is this a clinic?
Funassyi!
Who are you?
Let's go to the festival venue.
Daisuke! Funassyi! Look at that!
What did they see?
It's the men who race in SORI.
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
SORI festival and SORI with a tent in SORI.
A time trial race to compete for speed.
The course is one kilometer long.
The highest speed is 80 km/h.
First of all, let me explain what it is.
It's a lie!
Wow!
This is serious!
What? Suddenly it's 95 km/h!
Wow!
It's turning to the left!
Oh, it's dangerous!
It starts and goes down a slope of 30 degrees.
Machu Picchu breaks to the left.
If you make a mistake in the operation, you will crash into a wall and immediately go to the hospital.
Wow!
Can you see it?
This is tough!
Funashi.
Hey, Funashi, don't go there alone!
Funashi, don't go there alone!
I'm telling you!
Oh, no!
Don't go there alone!
This is really...
I don't know.
It's like this.
Funashi!
You became a frozen Funashi!
Young, young, young!
A smooth drive!
Wow!
This is really...
I'm getting angry!
This is really...
Turning into a curve,
from this cliff-like slope,
the speed is at its maximum.
This is...
I thought we would have a bad end.
From here,
it's a bumpy straight road of 600 meters.
The driving is still not smooth.
It's a difficult point that you can't miss.
I think I shouldn't do this with Flashy.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
I didn't do anything!
You wanted me to do it, didn't you?
You love me and you made me do it.
Thank you very much.
After the difficult point is a narrow forest road.
If you go through it and go down a straight line of 200 meters, you'll reach the goal.
And this is the most important thing for me, Funassyi.
What I'm thinking now is which one will go first.
Oh, right, right, right.
This is the most important thing.
Yes, the steering is distributed.
The front one controls it, and the back one brakes it.
First of all, the positioning is decided.
For now, Funassyi, try crossing it.
Okay, Funassyi, it's your first time steering.
This one? Is this okay?
Funassyi, you're cute!
And Funassyi, you have to hold here. Here.
No! I can't reach it!
You can't reach it here, can you?
Funassyi, you're weird!
You're weird!
And then, you have to hold it like that,
stretch your legs out...
Wow, I can't do this!
Here...
If you can't do it in the front, how about in the back?
Funassyi...
Seriously, Funassyi...
Can I go in here and brake?
Funassyi, hold on!
You're kidding me!
And Funassyi, you have to hold there!
And this...
If you hold this...
You can't see anything!
For now, Funassyi controls it.
Brakes are not good.
You have to hold it like this.
Legs! Legs!
And if you want to go to the right, you have to stretch out your right leg.
You have to hold it with your legs?
And if you want to turn to the left, you have to stretch out your left leg.
- Really? - This is it.
Is it okay?
It's really okay.
Can you...
Can you see properly with this?
I can see about 30 percent of it.
I wish I could see 73007.
For now, he'll try it.
Funassyi.
He's trying to get out of it.
Funassyi's legs are too short to step on it.
What should I do, Funassyi?!
No, you shouldn't do it like that!
You shouldn't do it like that!
I'm thinking about it right now, you know!
What should I do?!
But even if he's nervous, it doesn't start.
Practicing on the course!
Funassyi will be the driver.
And I'll be braking.
If that doesn't work, I'll stop you right away.
Alright! I'll do my best!
If you hit the camera, you'll be scared!
Don't worry, I'll...
do it.
This is really scary.
Alright, Funassyi, if it doesn't work, I'll stop you right away.
Okay!
I'll give it a try.
Okay!
A life-size duo!
How much can they do?!
Each of them weighs 80kg.
If they don't match their weight, they can't brake for more than 200kg.
Funassyi is also the driver!
Funassyi!
Even if you do it like that, it won't stop!
Was it starting?
It was starting.
It was starting?!
It won't stop in the middle of it!
I have to stop it!
Funassyi, can you do it backwards?
Alright, let's switch!
How about this?!
Watch out! Watch out!
Wait a minute! Watch out!
I'm scared!
Funassyi!
You're stuck!
I'm nervous!
Wait! Can you do it backwards?
Can you do it? Are you okay?
Okay, okay! I can do it!
Even if I were to do it like this...
If it were to go in like this...
If it were to go in like this, it would go in like this.
So the first thing you did was the best thing you could do?
That's right, I can't stop.
But you still can't stop?
I'm going to put all the brakes on.
- You're going to do that? - Yeah.
You're so serious.
I've never seen you like this.
The brakes don't work, and the control doesn't work either.
It's good that we're all fired up, but even our impressions are in danger.
In a race, 60 to 80 km/h is required.
Let's give it a try!
Let's do it.
This is really scary.
I'm scared!
Is this safe?
They're ready and...
The road is blocked, but they're standing up again.
And then...
They're going into the spot they were measuring with their speed guns.
Are you okay?
Flash forgets his identity.
I'm sorry!
- Are you okay with your legs? - Yes, I'm okay.
- Okay. - One more time.
- Flash, are you okay? - Are you okay?
Okay.
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm okay.
- What's your speed? - 27 km/h.
No way!
I can't use the steering wheel.
I can't control it.
- Didn't you feel it go like "bang"? - Yeah, it was fast.
I was completely behind them.
I was holding onto it.
I was pulling it.
But I couldn't stop.
The director says...
Hikaru...
What are you doing?
Shut up.
(Laughing)
I'm telling you.
You don't have to worry about me.
Shut up.
Did you steal it?
(Laughing)
No, I didn't.
I don't care about the prize.
I'm just doing my job.
(Laughing)
I'm a young man who is attracted by four wheels.
(Laughing)
How old are you?
I can't go faster than 60 km/h.
(Laughing)
27.4 km/h would be the best.
It would be FNASCY.
(Laughing)
Aging suppresses human.
It's an unbearable pain.
(Laughing)
I don't care about the prize.
I just want you to run away.
It makes me feel like FNASCY.
(Laughing)
After that, he continues to practice.
But he is still afraid of something.
He didn't win any prizes.
He didn't even have a chance to watch a match.
(Laughing)
He is still anxious.
But it's time for practice.
(Laughing)
Are you ready for practice?
(Laughing)
Don't worry about it.
You know what?
FNASCY is the center of my heart.
(Laughing)
To be honest,
FNASCY is like you.
(Laughing)
FNASCY and FNASCY are like good drivers.
(Laughing)
You know what I'm saying?
Even though I'm not a driver, I'm clinging to this vehicle with my life.
Don't you understand?
Even if I want to stop, I can't.
This is a documentary.
The festival is tomorrow.
Will they reach the finish line in an unmanageable vehicle?
So far, this program has been brought to you by EARTH MEDICINE and sponsored by you.
FESTIVAL BEFORE THE NIGHT
Let's do our best tomorrow!
Let's go!
OK!
FNASHY on a snowy mountain was a little less exciting and scary than anything I've seen before.
I didn't know it could be so unmanageable.
Yes, it's really scary in the morning.
Are you kidding me?
Meanwhile, there's an announcement.
On the day of the festival, FNASHY will release this.
What?
What are you doing?
No, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, FNASHY.
FNASHY...
This...
I don't have that in me.
In fact, some of the adults who participated in the rich duo last time acquired goods.
They made various things, whether they would sell or not.
Look at this.
From headbands...
to face towels...
and even ear towels!
Wow!
Cookies!
I like this kind of thing.
The illustrations are the same.
I like this kind of thing.
This is complicated.
This time...
Let's think about goods.
Oh!
Wow!
So...
For the first time in a while...
A strategy meeting for money.
How about a festival watch?
A festival watch?
Not a yoga watch...
A festival watch!
A festival... a festival... a festival... a festival... a festival...
Isn't it a little complicated?
Isn't it a big traffic jam?
Let's draw a self-portrait...
If it's a self-portrait, we can do it!
Yes.
Let's make it something.
Eyes...
Eggs...
Round and round...
Is there such a song?
Round and round...
Is there a song like that?
Eyelashes...
If you add leaves...
Flash!
Oh, you did it!
Wow! Is there really such a song like that?
Did you just make it?
Didn't you make it recently?
No, I didn't make it recently.
You did it!
Yes!
I see!
Oh, you're really good at it!
Drawing a self-portrait of a rear-guard...
The illustration is complete!
What do you think of this?
And Miyagawa designed the color scheme!
By the way, is it really for sale?
It was!
The festival goods that these two went out with are now for sale!
They will be on sale tomorrow, March 30th!
In addition, we will choose 30 people from among you viewers and give them gifts!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
FESTIVAL DAY!
ONCE IN A YEAR, MOST OF THE LOCAL PEOPLE VISIT THE FESTIVAL.
Wow, it looks delicious!
Welcome to the festival!
Thank you!
Wow, we're finally in a team race!
Wow, this is amazing!
We've got a lot of people from Germany!
Look at all of them! They're all entering the race!
Philip, you're excited, aren't you?
That's right!
Once the race begins, I'll be even more excited!
Anyway, let's do our best and enjoy it!
That's right!
Above all, we want to show everyone what it means to challenge themselves!
That's right!
Let's do our best and enjoy it!
Okay!
Yay!
Anyway, the festival will begin soon!
Finally, the passionate battle between men begins!
Hey!
Call out the spirit of the festival!
The man of the festival, Daisuke Yagawa!
What's up with you?
I can't turn or stop.
Is there such a thing?
I can't ride it.
I've been to this festival for a long time,
and I've never been able to go that far without a break.
If I can go that far without a break,
I'll be a complete loser.
I'm really scared this time, too.
Everyone, please cheer for me!
Aim for Gachapon!
Crush!
To be honest, I don't want to do it this time.
First of all, I can't turn!
I can't stop!
I can't see well!
I want to ride it!
Let's go!
Life-threatening Dangerous Race
Sori Matsuri
Begins!
From now on, we will provide you with
targets,
Mitsubishi Electric,
Shimizu Construction,
Suntory,
Haou,
Honda,
and ION.
Wait!
It won't turn!
It won't stop!
I can't see well!
I want to ride it!
Let's go!
Life-threatening Dangerous Race
Sori Matsuri
Begins!
Now, Sori Matsuri has begun.
It's a race with a history of 38 years.
Let me explain the rules.
215 people will participate.
Two people will ride Sori in one group.
It's a time trial race with a course weight of about 1 km.
The winner will receive a luxurious trophy.
Can Miyagawa and Funassyi reach the finish line?
Here is the race.
Entry No. 1 is the Himlisch team.
What kind of sliding will they show us?
Now you can see the local people's ability.
Now...
They're jumping out of the track!
They're driving in front and braking in the back.
What kind of technique will they show us?
First, a difficult steep curve
Will they be able to turn?
They're turning!
They're slowing down and turning safely!
Now, they're going to go straight for 600 meters!
This straight line is their biggest crash point!
They're entering the goal zone carefully!
The unevenness in this straight line will disrupt Sori's balance!
Can they go any faster?
However, they're calm, they're looking ahead, and they're going forward!
They're going down the slope!
They have excellent sense of stability!
They're going straight forward!
Is it close to the finish line?
Oh no!
They stopped here!
The road is narrow, so even a little water can save them!
Will they be able to finish without losing time?
That will be the key of the race!
And they just finished!
The record is 1 minute and 29 seconds and 60 seconds!
This record is one of the criteria!
It was a smoother start than I thought, wasn't it?
I'm a little relieved!
However, their feelings are mixed up, and the pace is getting faster and faster!
It's flying! It's flying!
It's flying and sliding down!
They're going back to their hometown, where it's dangerous and they're attacking at the last minute!
Will they be able to finish?
Therefore, there is a crash!
Watch out for the crash!
If you take one wrong step, you won't be able to finish even if you get hit!
It's a dangerous pace!
It's a landslide! Something terrible has happened!
I could hear it from under the road and up to the top of the hill!
That's what you call an unfinished house, isn't it?
Really!
I'll call you when I hear it.
It's dangerous if you crash!
Stop it!
Now, let's take a look at the current record-topping team, Eia, Fiatra and Yoaktor!
They're jumping out with great momentum!
With this speed, they're going into the curve!
How will it go?
But...
They're turning more and more!
They're accelerating even more!
They're running like they're jumping!
Without slowing down at all, they're entering the straight line!
A straight line of 600 meters!
They're speeding up!
They're jumping!
But they're not slowing down in this race!
They're going through a narrow forest road!
They're speeding up at an overwhelming speed!
Now!
They're going into the goal!
The record is 1 minute and 40 seconds and 46 seconds!
They showed great sliding!
A blazing sliding festival!
Yes! He turned it over!
The captain's enthusiasm is at its peak!
He took it! What speed!
And now it's their turn!
Wow, I'm getting excited.
Now that you've come this far, don't give up.
Don't let your guard down and go for it!
Yay, yay!
Now, it's our big-ship combination!
Miyagawa said it himself!
His son also loves FNASCY!
I have to send it back to Japan safely!
That's my mission as the brake master!
He said it so passionately!
Now, it's about to start!
Carry Japan's expectations!
Now, it's starting!
Hang in there!
The one-shot shuffle special continues!
I thought it was a live show.
Idol Tegoshi is dressed in body paint.
This is super hot!
Let's go!
Female entertainers challenge themselves in white dolphins costumes!
Together with the sea creatures,
they put on their best performance!
What's this?
And the underwater rescue team!
What are you doing, Dad?!
And now, we, the large-ship combination, have appeared!
The rear side has said it!
My son also loves Funassyi!
I have to safely return him to Japan!
That is my mission as the one in charge of the brakes!
He said it with passion!
And now, the signal for start will ring!
Carry Japan's expectations!
Now, start!
First of all, the biggest obstacle!
Entering through the cue curve!
Now, will he be able to clear it?!
He did it!
But! He turned! He turned!
This is a miracle!
Even though he hit the wall, he kept turning!
Funassyi is panicking!
Now, will he enter directly from here?!
Look! Funassyi's... Funassyi's scream is echoing!
His own speed is over 50 km/h!
Is it because of his age or because of his aim?!
I don't know, but he's enduring it!
Look at this perfection!
This is the man of the festival!
This is the bottom of the best character in Japan!
Now, if he passes this forest, will he be able to clear it?!
Even on narrow roads, he's operating it well!
A handle that you couldn't see in practice!
Now, he's passing the goal line!
It looks like he can do it without mistakes!
He's showing his ten-year experience of driving!
Is it possible?!
Funassyi!
Now...
Goal!
The record is...
1 minute and 38 seconds and 53 seconds!
Funassyi!
Now...
Goal!
A rich duo!
They won with no injuries!
Funassyi!
The audience also praises their skill with a big applause!
Funassyi!
No one expected this!
He showed his ten-year experience of driving!
Funassyi!
Did you see that?!
He betrayed everyone's expectations!
Funassyi's guts are amazing!
Your guts are amazing!
No, no, no...
Think about it!
It's better than a gacha pin!
It's amazing with no goggles!
Do you know what a gacha pin is like?!
It's nothing!
And it's blinding!
I don't know if it's blinding or not...
I'm glad it's not blinding!
I'm looking forward to 10th place!
Me too!
Here are the results!
If it's 215...
No, Funassyi, you're definitely below 100!
Funassyi!
Tough!
I'll announce it!
215th place!
158th place!
I didn't think of it at first.
That's right.
Not at all.
That's right, Funassyi.
Because I had a goal of seeing if it would be dry or not.
That's right.
Between those three people,
I think more than 60 people took off their clothes.
That's right.
So, Funassyi,
please go to the festival with me again someday.
Thank you very much, Funassyi!
Thank you!
So, that's it!
It was from Germany!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
So, that's it!
It was from Germany!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
It's a miracle!
That we could go without mistakes!
It's courage!
You said it a lot!
Thank you very much!
In the real Adrenaline!
That's right!
It's the spirit of "Let's go!", isn't it?
Yes!
Funassyi is...
Humans are also very good people, so...
Well...
I'm a fairy!
No, it's not like that...
Sin, right?
No, it's not like that...
You're amazing!
You're an amazing person, so...
I'm happy!
I'm happy that you love us and cooperate with us!
I'm happy!
You're an amazing person, so...
Sin!
Sin is my favorite flower!
So, let's move on!
Becky, thank you!
Yes! Next is this!
Tegoshi Yuya's Mystery Tour!
That's right!
Asahi is...
Yes!
Asahi is doing Mystery Tours...
Yes, Mystery Tours...
This time, Teoshi is...
That's right!
I don't want to share the pain of others, but...
Yes!
Asahi's amazingness!
Yes!
I understood it again!
Yes, it's no joke!
No, I'm serious!
It's no joke!
Yes!
As I was doing it...
Yes!
I thought about how far I could go with it...
Ah!
Yes!
Eh? Is it still...
Is it still...
Nipless Yuya appearing?
That's right!
I did it!
Asahi is doing it!
Yes!
Then...
Let's go!
Teoshi Yuya's Mystery Tours!
To the ends of the world!
Let's go!
15,000 km away from Japan...
A thorough investigation of the topics of interest in the world!
Teoshi Yuya's Mystery Tours in England!
Oh!
Wow!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
You must be curious about it, right?
What is it?
Well, since it's a mystery tour this time,
I'm not good at psychic phenomena or ghosts and such.
But I'm sure you, too, are curious about me saying "kya" because I'm not good at it, right?
In that case, I'm going to knock him down with fear all of a sudden!
First of all, we're going to get on the bus that's parked over there.
Bus?
That's the first mystery.
Bus is a mystery?
Huh? What do you mean?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Shall we go?
I don't know what's there, though.
As we approached the bus...
The Ghost Bus Tour
Are you kidding me?
I'm sure we'll be taken to a haunted spot or something like that, right?
The only bad thing about it is...
it doesn't come with a dowry.
"The Ghost Bus Tour" goes around haunted spots in the capital of London.
The bus fare is 4,000 yen for a two-hour tour.
Let's get on the bus!
Wow! I'm surprised! I'm surprised!
I'm already surprised!
This is the famous bus guide, Mr. Rob!
We're about to depart.
- Now, have a seat. - Okay.
What is this?
The interior is classic.
I don't like "ghost buses."
Don't you think British people are more like "yay" people?
"The Ghost Bus Tour" departs!
London is said to be the world's number one haunted city.
There are many ghost names.
Today, I will guide you to the scariest place of all.
And this bus doesn't just go around haunted spots.
It also has a scary service for passengers.
Now, let's leave the nightlife here and go to the scariest place of all in London.
It's here.
No, this is no good.
This is the worst atmosphere.
We've come to a lonely house in the outskirts of London.
No, I don't like this.
What is this house? What? What?
In fact, there is a painting full of curses that brings misfortune to those who live in this house.
Normally, the guide explains it, but since it's too dark and there's no sense of reality, I'll explain it from my side.
Okay.
It's a scary story that shook the whole UK.
Five years ago, a police officer who lived in the north of England, Sean Robinson, inherited a painting from his grandmother.
Sean displayed the painting on the wall of his house, but that day was the beginning of a nightmare that struck his family.
Sean's son fell down the stairs.
His son was pulled by someone.
In addition, Sean's mother died of an unknown disease.
Since then, terrible events have occurred one after another.
Finally, the whole family began to possess the black shadow wandering in the house.
Sean, who was convinced that what had happened so far was a curse of that painting, investigated the painting of the problem in detail.
Then, a terrible thing became clear.
That is...
It's in human blood.
What?! Really?!
Did you do it as a team?
That's right.
That's crazy!
I'm scared!
And right after he drew that picture...
He killed himself.
It's been years, but you can't see it.
It was because of his lack of talent.
That's the worst! Really?! That's amazing!
That's crazy!
That's the worst! Really?!
That's crazy!
This is it.
Meeker of Unders
This?
"Cursed Picture".
Please have a look.
No!
The title of the picture is...
"Man Filled With Suffering".
It depicts the painter himself,
who has suffered so much that he lost his life,
lamenting his lack of talent.
Man Filled With Suffering
Please have a look, everyone.
Here we go.
You look familiar.
I know you.
You know me, don't you?
Give me back my time!
Now, let's stop joking around and show you a genuine, full of curiosity and scary conversation.
Please look up.
I'm scared.
What about the other half of your face?
Look, look, look.
I'll do my best, I'll do my best.
Okay.
Here we go.
Wow!
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Are you serious about this?
Huh?
This is a bloodstained painting of a man full of suffering.
The painter's suffering and his resentment towards the world that doesn't acknowledge him are expressed in his dreadful expression.
Is this blood?
What do you want me to do?
This is the current owner of the painting, Mr. John, an art researcher who is filled with suffering.
Sean tried to burn this painting so that tragedy would never happen again.
However, I was worried about further curses and decided to keep this painting.
If you keep this painting, bad things won't happen to you in the future.
The curse of this painting is genuine.
However, if you understand this painting and have a heart to honor the painter who painted it, you won't be cursed.
But I'm scared.
Well, that's...
I'm sorry for my extreme reaction.
I know.
A lot must have happened.
I apologize.
Next, we will solve the mystery of the umbrella that will never break.
That is this Brant Umbrella.
Huh? It doesn't look like it's going to break.
At first glance, it looks like a normal vinyl umbrella,
but no matter what kind of strong wind blows, the backbone won't break.
However, the strength of the backbone is not much different from the umbrellas we usually use.
Today, we would like to verify if this is really that strong.
I see. It looks interesting.
Ah, we can use it for an experiment.
We will use a giant fan for an experiment.
With these two fans, we can create strong winds of up to 40 meters per second.
Huh? Isn't that an umbrella from a furniture shop?
That's right. When you think of umbrellas, you think of furniture shops.
Is this real?
No, we made it ourselves.
That's amazing!
You really put a lot of effort into things like this, don't you?
The dance using umbrellas is impressive.
The latest single of NU'EST, "Furniture Shop".
You can fully enjoy the prince's ojiburi.
You will hold this umbrella and go to a furniture shop.
Do you hold the umbrella like this before the chorus?
You hold it like this and say "na yo ta kei no" at the chorus.
This is dangerous, isn't it?
Let's start the verification.
The wind speed is 40 meters per second.
Sorry for keeping you waiting. The chorus is about to start.
To be honest, I don't care about umbrellas.
We just want to torture them.
However, no matter how many times they fall, they get back up.
It seems like they know how to party.
Hey!
Wait a minute!
We're not in a meeting.
By the way, the umbrellas...
The moment they got scared, they completely turned upside down.
When we got them back...
Oh, really?
Wait a minute.
Wow!
Actually, no matter where you look at this brand new umbrella, it's made of a floating structure.
So it doesn't put too much pressure on the frame.
But that's what it says in the instructions.
This one...
And this one...
All of it is for this moment!
Tegoshi wears only underwear and body paint!
And the white dolphin show that female comedians will challenge will soon be released!
Can they show us the results of their hard work?
Next, we will reveal the mystery of the men who can freely jump over ropes!
Let's meet you!
These two know the circumstances!
Ian and Ryan!
What we are doing is slackline!
We will show you an acrobatic movement on this rope!
Ian, wait, wait, wait!
This is not a trampoline!
I don't know what it means to jump like this!
We call it sports!
First of all, a demonstration of the two!
Wow, it's scary, isn't it?
You can't do it like this!
Oh, really? Can we win?
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
Jumping over a line of only 5cm,
and competing for the beauty of his technique, slackline!
Isn't it amazing?
The sense of balance is better than before!
Even if you hit your body against a hard rope, you can endure it!
Even a giant's necktie is necessary in sports!
Wow, it's amazing!
Wow!
I will master this in two hours!
See? He did it!
He's a one-time master!
He said he would do it in two hours!
Can you ask me if it's possible?
See? It's amazing!
However, it's not enough!
He wants to show off his great sense of balance!
The first thing he tried was a rope attack, which is the basis of all techniques!
It is very difficult to balance on a swaying rope!
Normally, it would take two weeks for him to master it, but...
Yes!
With his third attempt, he easily cleared it!
Yes! I did it, I did it, I did it!
What a great sense!
Maybe you'll be able to do it pretty well!
With that said, his main techniques are...
The hip bounce he does with his butt...
And the chest bounce he does with his butt...
And his spinning technique...
How was it?
I think I can do it.
OK.
We'll assist you in the beginning...
So put your senses into it.
He tries the chest bounce!
Now, jump from there!
And at that moment...
Ow, ow, ow!
Wait a minute!
That really hurts!
At that moment...
The prince's egg crashes!
It's been a while since I did it like this!
Ow!
I was told about it when I was in middle school or high school...
This pain...
Maybe you should touch it.
No, no, no!
Lift it up! Lift it up!
Only men know about this!
Lift it up! Lift it up!
In the end, only...
The prince's egg crashed!
Next!
The mystery of the dragon that appears on the British coast of Tokyo!
First of all...
Yes.
Imagine it.
Yes.
And what kind of dragon will Gahak turn into?
Yes!
Something like that!
Actually, the rumored dragon is...
A creature that we all know has become huge!
Today, we'll hunt it with our own hands and introduce it to you!
How is it? How is it? How is it?
We've come to Plymouth, a port city that wishes for a British coastline.
Our veteran fisherman, Rich, is helping us out.
What we call "dragon" is a giant conch that can reach up to 2 metres in length.
Oh, it's a conch!
The conch we know is at least 50 centimetres in length.
That means it can go over 2 metres in length.
We'd like to offer it to you all.
Don't be angry!
When you go out to sea, the sea is rough.
Is the sea like this rough?
Captain, can we go today?
It seems that the waves will be higher from now on.
Unfortunately, we have no choice but to pull back.
Seriously?
What do we do? What do we do?
We can't go to the point. Isn't there nothing we can do about it?
For the time being, you will see the appearance of a huge holefish in the picture.
This is a dragonfish, a European holefish.
It is two meters in length and weighs more than 70 kilograms.
With this one, you can catch more than 3,000 holefish.
On the other hand, there is a father who goes to Okinawa.
Will you erase me? This time?
Will you erase me?
So Mr. Tegoshi thought about it.
Let's use CG.
I will make a gesture like this.
Let's use CG for the place where I caught it.
And let's deliver it.
What will happen if you actually catch this?
He wants to deliver only the atmosphere of it.
He rehearses with the cameraman.
Good evening.
It doesn't come at all.
This is dangerous.
It came.
This is very strong.
This is big.
It's a dragonfish.
This is a dragonfish.
It's a big dragonfish.
It's this big?
What kind of monster is it?
It's really a monster.
Look at it.
It's huge, isn't it?
I'm so happy.
I can't say anything.
This is the scene where Mr. Tegoshi is most particular about.
Good boy, good boy.
Here we go!
See you!
Good boy, good boy.
There you go.
The last mystery is...
The mystery of the huge insect that wakes people up and puts them in fear.
No, no, no, no.
There are spirits and insects, but not dragonflies.
Ms. Emma knows what's going on.
What do you mean by "huge insect"?
That's you.
No, no, wait a minute.
I'm just a human being living my life.
I'm a body paint artist.
I'm going to put a huge insect on your canvas.
Are you going to do it?
There you go!
That's it!
That's what you always do.
That's right! I'm going to body paint with one dance!
In Ms. Asako's case...
The upper body is different from the lower body, right?
That's why women resist it.
But in my case, my upper body is fine.
So it's "toga".
And what scares me is that there are no people in the office.
Here we go!
It's my first time, so I don't know how to do it.
Even for Johnny's...
There are a lot of upper body dances.
But when it comes to lower body dances, it's a little embarrassing.
What do you think about this?
For the first time, Yuya Mikurosu.
So far, we have presented you "Taisho Pharmaceutical", "Mitsubishi Electric", "Shimizu Construction", "Suntory", "Kaoh", "Honda", and "ION".
This is my first time, so I don't know much about it.
Well, even though I'm Johnny's, there are a lot of up- and-downs, but when it comes down to it, it's a little embarrassing.
What do you think about me talking about you all?
I'm sorry.
For the first time, Yuya Mikurosu.
Shuffles...
Is it good?
What is this?
I don't need a nipple.
It's so embarrassing to have this.
Also, when Asako-san is watching in the studio, she's hiding, right?
Does she usually do it like this?
Asako-san is terrible.
Shuffles and dies.
The life of a barber.
The story is about to begin.
I'll teach you first.
Ema-san's works combine poses and paints to express various creatures.
First, look back.
Bend over, please.
It's painful.
Spread your arms.
Throw your knees more.
That's right.
What is this?
I don't need a nipple.
As for these pants, I'm wearing my first tea bag in my life.
If you know it, please tell me.
They start painting.
What kind of insects will be drawn on their hands?
Three hours later...
It's done.
Okay!
I don't know what's going on, so I don't have a sense of completion.
Taking that pose...
What is this?
What's going on?
It's done.
A tarantula that Peggy hates.
By the way, I haven't done it yet.
What should I do with it?
Let's go out and surprise everyone.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This...
We can't go out of London like this, right?
You'll get caught, won't you?
You'll get caught if you don't wear a helmet.
Really? Is it that bad?
Even if it's good for the back, is it okay for the front?
It's okay for the front, too.
It's okay for the back, but...
We've arrived at London's skyscraper.
We're going to hide in this elevator and go up the stairs.
I see. It looks like fun.
I've always been mischievous since I was young.
I'm scared.
The first target is Tegoshi.
Rather than being surprised or not, they're worried about not being caught.
The first target is a group of young people.
Tegoshi, stand by!
Why is he so scary?
By the way, it's not the tarantula that's scary.
It's this funny-looking young man.
It's so funny.
I've always been mischievous since I was young.
After that, this funny-looking young man appears in front of people.
His group is Johnny's Gym.
We did it!
This has been Tegoshi Yuya's Mystery Tour!
Yeah, just like that.
That's unbearable.
For about two or three hours.
That's a lot of energy.
That requires a lot of energy.
Yeah.
When Tegoshi-kun was doing that pose with a pen...
This weird story...
Tegoshi-kun's Tegoshi-kun didn't become Tegoshi!
I mean, the camera is rolling...
And the staff is there too...
That's amazing!
So you're going to become "Miyagawa"!
No, no, no! I can't get used to it!
Yeah, me too.
I'm going to become "Miyagawa"!
How do you do that "bounce, bounce"?
What's that?!
No, no, no!
Really!
What's that?!
No, no, no!
What's that?!
Do it!
Do it even if it's just once!
What's that?!
No, no, no!
Men know what it is, right?
It's when you get hit really hard from below.
I know!
Tegoshi-kun's Tegoshi is like...
Tegoshi...
That's what it's like.
That's right!
I can't do it!
What's that?!
It's a strawberry!
A strawberry!
I can't do it!
Next up is...
Entertainer Female Entertainer...
"Sea Paradise Show" (c-paradise show)
A wide variety of entertainment...
that fascinates people from all over the world!
As we introduce them to you...
Female entertainers...
will face their limits!
Female entertainers...
will face their limits!
Female entertainers...
will face their limits!
A huge project for female entertainers!
Entertainer Female Entertainer!
This time, the entertainment challenge is...
White singing
Unusually, Oniakko-san is forward-looking.
It's a different story.
In fact, like Oniakko and Pachinko, Oniakko likes dolphins.
Usually, all dolphins have wrinkles here.
That's right. I can only complain about both the front and back.
What will help us is "package-like paradise".
Along with the sea idol, white dolphins, they will show various performances in front of customers.
Dolphins' motor nerves and swimming ability will become important.
I like swimming.
I went to a swimming school when I was three years old.
I grew up in a small island.
Unusually, everyone is full of confidence.
I'm happy. It will be a good memory.
It's my first time.
It will be a good memory.
What kind of performance will female entertainers show us?
From now on, female entertainers of "package-like paradise" will challenge "white dolphins" show.
Let's call them. Female entertainers of "package-like paradise"!
Yes! Hello!
Hello! We are "package-like paradise"!
Today, we are going to perform "white dolphins" show with these five people!
I see!
We already have a lot of audience!
Wow!
I'm excited!
There are still a lot of people behind us, so it's going to be more crowded!
You guys are not suitable for this kind of show!
I want to see the main show!
They are glancing at us!
It's like that!
Before we start the main show, I want you to watch our drama until today!
50 minutes from Shinagawa to Keihin Airport by seaside line!
Female entertainers!
They are going to challenge "white dolphins" show in "package-like paradise"!
The project for today's main show started one month ago!
Welcome to "package-like paradise"!
I'm from Yokohama, so I've been coming here quite a lot.
When I was in middle school in Kanagawa, I came here with seven boys and girls and got kicked in the middle of it.
First of all, a four-day intensive training camp.
Yashiru will join the club for the second day.
Thank you for your cooperation!
Mr. Matsuda, a show trainer, will be guiding them.
After all, the trust relationship with animals is very important.
If you don't build up that trust relationship, you'll be hated by the animals and you won't be able to do anything about it.
If we get scared and find out about the faces of "Wow!" and "Your mustache is getting closer!"
Even the animals will think we don't want to do it.
I can smile so much that I can go to fast food restaurants and ask for help.
I can smile so much that I can go to a part-time job and ask for help.
Welcome!
Please smile!
Yes!
However, before that, you need swimming skills.
Now, we're going to do a swimming test in this pool.
You need diving, swimming, and diving skills.
Let's start with diving.
If you splash water or have a big impact when diving, white dolphins will be surprised and run away.
So, it's ideal for you to dive smoothly without being noticed by white dolphins.
I see.
I'll go!
First, Kawamura will try.
I'll go!
I can't do it.
I'm a little scared.
What should we do?
Your hands are burning.
Are you okay, Kawamura-san?
I can't do it.
She can't jump into the water even if she was swimming with white dolphins.
However, it was Moonsun who took the lead.
It's like capybara.
Even so, the young man is the youngest.
He jumps into the riverbank one by one, but...
She has no sense at all.
For Kurosawa, jumping into the river is foolish, but...
She is in a panic state just by getting into the water.
Originally, she wanted to check her swimming and diving skills, but...
Before that, there is a problem.
What should we do?
Well, in the first place...
In the first place, what do you think?
In the first place, it seems impossible for everyone.
Even Matsuda-san, who has been a trainer for 15 years, has a level of advice.
However, she knows how troublesome it is and tries to persuade her.
I think I can do it if I train myself a little and do it well.
Diving starts in just 30 minutes.
It's cruel.
Will she be able to dive quickly?
Unfortunately, with my current swimming ability...
I thought it would be very difficult for me to do white dolphins.
I don't think it's possible for four of us to do white dolphins.
We'll have two people do it.
On the contrary, will two people be selected?
I don't know if two people can do it.
There is a possibility of becoming one person there.
There is also a possibility of becoming zero.
Now, white dolphins announcement.
Oniakko-san and Murakami-san will...
I will train and practice from now on.
On the other hand, Kurosawa and Kamura are in charge of the show that doesn't go in the water.
Kurosawa-san, I'd like you to do it with me.
It's about 500kg, but I'd like you to dance with me and come out on the show.
Thank you very much.
Kamura-san, I'd like you to come out with me in California Aska.
I'd like you to come out with me in California Aska.
I'm really sorry.
I'd like you to come out with me in California Aska.
Depending on Yashiro's ability to meet tomorrow, there may be changes.
For the time being, let's start practicing with this woman.
Oniakko's dream wetsuit.
It looks like you're doing it.
Welcome to Seaparadise.
It suits you.
However, an unexpected problem occurred here.
Murakami-san?
It's always like this.
The wetsuit doesn't go in.
Just a little more.
White silk is sensitive and can't perform unless it's a familiar wetsuit.
Will it close?
Won't it close?
Just a little more.
But it just doesn't go in.
What should we do?
Since we don't have a wetsuit right now,
will you practice with something other than white silk?
Is that possible?
Yes.
Is that possible?
It doesn't go in, does it?
Look behind you.
That's why she changed her role again.
And also,
nobody has a dolphin yet.
It's a popular act of signing and controlling dolphins.
Huh?
I suddenly feel like I'm going to have a nosebleed.
Let's say hello to our partners.
Hello, dolphins.
Nice to meet you.
Wamura's partner is Ricky of "California Asuka".
Thank you very much.
We're going to sign while actually feeding them at this distance.
I'll do my best.
This is Moko-chan of "Seiuchi", who will be Wamura-san's partner.
Moko-chan!
Since she's heavy,
she can break her legs just by stepping in front of her.
So she has to figure out how far she can go.
Really?
Moko!
She has good ears, so she can distinguish people's names.
Moko-chan!
Moko!
Ucchan!
Nan-chan!
I made a mistake!
You're cute!
Like this, their first day is over just by deciding their partners.
We'll see you again tomorrow.
Thank you for your hard work.
My dogs will stay here.
That's true!
My family's dogs won't go home, right?
I'm not going home.
I'm sorry.
There's a new animal called "string".
At least I'm not a dog.
People call me "string dog".
I'm not a string.
I'm just bored.
If I don't go out, I'll get angry.
I eat a lot of food and drink a lot of water.
Do you think you're winning against Akita Prefecture?
I think so.
There are various forms of love.
That's right.
Practice day two.
I've already decided on my role, so I'm just going to work on how much strength I'm going to put in here.
I'm full of anxiety.
And at that moment...
I was wondering if I could do it.
Hey, hey, everyone!
Huh?
Why?
What's wrong with you?
Are you having fun?
I'm crying!
Yashiro joins in!
Yashiro has been learning swimming since he was three years old.
And he's the youngest member!
He's got physical strength, too!
Here I go!
Let's test his skills!
What did you just do?
But I think I can do it.
Do you want to try it again?
Again?
Oh!
Wow!
It's like a capybara depending on the example.
Spraying water is the least.
Wow!
You're good at swimming!
You're amazing!
I did it!
If you practice and improve, you'll win against Shiroi Ruka.
Yes! Thank you!
Thank you!
Um...
Until now...
I've never done it before.
Only people who've done it know how hard it is.
Let's see how it goes!
Oh!
I did it!
Yes!
Do you need help?
Can you do it for me?
I'm sorry.
Since Moo has short limbs, he couldn't do it.
On the other hand, Shiroi has longer limbs than Moo, so he can do it higher than Moa.
Oh!
Can you do it?
I can do it for sure!
It's too thick! It's too thick! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I made it! I made it!
She made it...
Wow! Wow!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
You did it!
You made it!
Finally, the person in charge is decided!
Today's opening is by Ashika from Kawamura!
Her partner is Ricky!
The teeth are scary. These are the teeth that make holes in your hand, right?
That's right.
Ashikawa has sharp teeth, so you need to be careful when you feed him.
But!
Even if the trainer is scared, he won't listen to you.
What you need is a confident attitude.
Wow, that's amazing!
Then, can you make a crying sign with a "goo" pose?
Yes.
That's good.
I'm scared.
Kawamura is scared of Akara.
This was bad.
Ricky!
Ricky wrote it!
I was really scared of Ricky.
I was afraid of animals, but I couldn't do a performance.
In the end, Ricky rejected Kawamura.
I knew it.
I was scared.
Let's stop for now.
Ricky and Murakami will do the dolphin part.
First of all, we need to confirm the signs.
Yes, I understand.
First of all, you need to remember more than ten signs.
Then, we'll start with a simple rotation.
You just need to raise one finger and rotate it.
Here we go.
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
Oh, no!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
She doesn't listen to us at all.
It's difficult!
Oh, I made a mistake! I'm sorry! I made a mistake!
If you don't remember it properly like this, you'll make a mistake.
In that case, you'll lose motivation and you won't be able to do it.
Please remember it next time.
Yes, I'm sorry!
While everyone is struggling, there is someone who shows tremendous talent!
Who is it?
Wow! Mr. Kurosawa!
Mr. Kurosawa!
Is he coming?
He's coming, isn't he?
Yes, yes!
Don't be afraid of him!
He's coming!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
He has a perfect trust relationship with everyone!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
He's doing it with the intention of appearing in the show!
And the white dolphin team will be the star of the show!
First of all, it's just a practice of jumping in!
You can't meet dolphins until you can do this!
I'm so happy!
Yashiro is the one who got the hang of it first!
It's starting to take shape!
He's good!
On the other hand, Yashiro doesn't seem to be improving, but his feelings are positive!
I'm really tired!
I did it!
On the day off, Irukazuki, who went to see dolphins, was burning with enthusiasm for the challenge!
I think I did it!
They showed their motivation, but they are not at the level of white dolphins yet.
To be honest, I think it's a little difficult for me to do the show.
I can't control my movements in the water, so I think it's a little difficult for me to control the animals in the water.
Female entertainers who struggle more than they imagined!
"Something to do" was just the beginning!
That night...
Here we go!
They are energetic as usual!
I haven't said anything yet!
I know you feel like this!
You're tired!
No, I'm not!
But listen to me!
Let's do our best tomorrow, too!
Party Class!
What about you girls?
I can't even get out of the water!
We can't get out of the water!
It's strange...
From now on, it will be presented by "Lion" and sponsors you see here.
Day 3 of training camp.
Muratami's dolphin part. Finally, he practices in the actual pool.
He makes a big jump and touches the ball, but...
Oh, he made a mistake!
Anyway, Moosan's ugly is not transmitted to dolphins.
Yes, as you can see, Moosan's arms are unusually short.
This is the biggest problem.
So, Moosan put in a secret weapon.
What is this?
A strategy of shrinking with a hand made of cardboard!
It may be easier to high jump with this one,
but you can't do the angle of the pistol, can you?
There is such a thing.
On the other hand, Asuka's part is very serious.
She tries to practice the technique, but...
Are you doing it with legal applause?
Oh, you did it.
I did it.
Rikki still doesn't want to go out with Kawamura.
After all, the practice is canceled.
But don't break your heart with this.
Yes, I understand.
Please show it to Rikki properly.
Thank you very much.
Come to think of it, there are only bitter memories on Hakkeijima Island.
When I was in junior high school, I came here in 2007.
I've never been left behind in the middle of it.
Again, she is alone.
On the other hand, the most obedient Kurosawa and Seiuchi duo.
What's up?
They can talk now.
Even if you quit being an entertainer, you can eat like this.
On the other hand, they finally practice with dolphins.
First is the beginner's version, slider.
They jump in and push their feet at the same time, and move the water surface elegantly.
They both control themselves and come back.
The first one is going to try.
Will they push it?
This is crazy!
I'm so happy!
Next up is a ride!
It's one of the tricks that you ride on your back!
Okay, look over here!
Okay!
She did it in one go!
Wow!
Good job!
For this part, as long as you're ready and waiting, the dolphin will do it for you!
Wow!
I love it!
The biggest trick is the lift!
While being pushed by the dolphin, you dive right under it and jump out of it in one go!
Wow!
This is crazy!
Will Yakko and Yashiro be able to master this trick?
Wow!
The biggest trick is the lift!
While being pushed by the dolphin, you dive right under it and jump out of it in one go!
Wow!
This is hard!
It's so high up!
Not only can you breathe with the dolphin, but you also need the technique of diving right under it!
Wow!
You have to dive under it as fast as you can, touch it, and jump out of it!
The pool for practice is four meters deep!
If you can't touch the floor, you won't be able to try the lift!
However, you can't do this at all!
This is hard!
Yashiro can only dive under it for one meter!
Watch out!
The dolphin pushes you hard, but you can't control your posture underwater and you can't dive deep!
Wow!
I'm sorry!
However, they really want to master this technique!
Despite their efforts, they still can't do it.
I think it's difficult for us to do the lift now.
But we really want to do it!
We really want to do it!
But we know that we can't do it if we just want to do it.
I'm most afraid of going out of the pool.
If they can't dive deep enough, they will fly up diagonally and be thrown out of the pool.
I want to do it!
They can't give up!
Even after four days of intensive training, the white dolphins team goes to Hakkeijima every day.
Let's do it!
But it's only one week until the show.
If they can't do it soon, they will have to remove the lift from the pool.
They failed!
Let's do it again!
Show me your butt!
They don't give up and do it again!
Go! Go! Go!
Can you do it?
Go! Go! Go!
They managed to do it!
I did it! I did it!
With determination and desire, they did it!
I did it!
They can't give up!
They can't give up like this!
I can't do it anymore.
You did your best.
No matter what she does, there's no result.
I'm thinking of becoming a preacher.
I don't like it.
What?
I don't like it.
How about wearing a microphone and a flashy costume?
It's Koda-san's costume anyway.
Thank you for your patience.
Next is Asuka's Koumura-san!
Let's give her a big hand!
I don't need practice anymore.
I don't need it at all.
Can you really do it?
No, I don't want to be a preacher.
I want to do it with you!
Asuka's success rate has increased dramatically!
I've only tried hard and meaningless things in life.
But when I tried hard this time, I realized that hard work doesn't betray you.
I want you to see my motivation for trying hard for the first and last time.
On the other hand, Yashiro is showing her willpower!
I thought I would definitely do it.
I really didn't want to fail.
I'm about to cry.
I'm glad. I'll do my best.
However, there is still a lot of anxiety.
Because each practice was delayed,
they couldn't rehearse together at all.
However, there is plenty of motivation!
After I do it, like Tegoshi-kun,
I want to show the power that is shown in the actual performance.
I want to show it to female entertainers as well.
At first, it was terrible.
She came all the way from there.
I want to do my best for them to say that.
No matter what entertainers challenge,
the show of Rumi's idols...
It's showtime!
What will happen?
After this, it will be broadcast live!
It seems like the five of you are ready.
Now, it's time for the variety show of female entertainers!
It's showtime!
The first runner is Miki!
Miki, go!
Go, Miki!
Watch out!
Miki, go!
Good job!
Go, Alice!
Next up is the fla-fla team!
Your face is fla-fla.
Next up is the blockers!
The second runner!
Go ahead.
Here comes the second runner!
The third runner!
Alice!
Finally, Alice!
Thank you, everyone!
I'm back!
Bye bye!
Everyone, take care!
Bye bye!
Thank you very much!
Nice to meet you!
I'm the co-host, Goko-chan!
Please come in!
Hello!
I'm Goko-chan!
Nice to meet you!
Let's go, Goko-chan!
Don't worry about it!
Goko-chan's weight is about 500kg,
but she's about 15 times heavier than me!
You like Goko-chan, don't you?
Why?
Well, you know...
She's looking at me!
Hey, Goko-chan!
Wait, Goko-chan!
There are so many of you!
It's embarrassing!
Goko-chan, can you come over here?
Goko-chan!
Please!
Everyone in the studio is watching you right now!
Goko-chan, please!
Thank you for coming, Goko-chan!
Thank you very much, Goko-chan!
Wow!
Biotech, start!
Huh?
Goko-chan, let's go together!
What? But...
Wow!
Glitching Goko-chan...
Glitching...
Enough!
Glitching Goko-chan...
Glitching... Gochi...
It's funny, isn't it?
Biotech, let's go!
Wow!
Let's go, Goko-chan!
Let's go!
Please!
One more time, please!
You can do it!
Thank you!
Thank you, Goko-chan!
No, no, no, I don't like it at all!
Wow!
Honey!
Wow!
No, no, no, I don't like it at all!
Honey!
Wow! Thank you, Goko-chan!
Ho!
Wow!
Great job!
Thank you, Goko-chan and everyone else!
Great job!
Goko-chan!
Wow!
It's like a comedy!
Oh, she's here!
She's so small!
Smile, smile!
She's so cute!
Take a picture of me!
- It's short. - It's short.
- Oh! - Oh my!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh, it's coming together. - Oh!
- Oh, great!
- Oh, it's coming together. - Oh!
- Oh!
- Is it coming together? - Is it coming together? - Oh!
- Oh!
- It's great!
The final! White Dolphin Award!
Here it comes!
Go for it, go for it!
Amazing!
She's dancing!
Amazing!
Wow!
Every part of me, oh...
It's finally time for a match!
Will Yashiro be able to do it?!
Failure!
Rikko fails!
A splendid success!
It's over!
I'm crying!
The results were different, but they managed to finish the show!
That was the entertainment show by female comedians!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
With this, Rikko's month-long challenge came to an end!
Even until the end...
I'm glad we were able to finish the show.
I was really moved that we were able to show what we did to the audience.
I didn't think we'd be able to go that far.
That's right.
I had a lot of fun than usual.
I was really looking forward to it.
The lift was amazing, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
The pose was decided, too.
Yes, it was the "Uraoh" costume.
It was "Uraoh"!
I wanted to use it in the actual show.
I wanted it to be overflowing.
Meanwhile, Yashiro, who failed at the lift...
- Yes, it was. - Yes, it was.
- Because it was highly successful. - Yes, it was.
- I was so happy, but... - I know, right?
- I'm so disappointed. - Me too.
So, for Yashiro, who failed at the lift...
She'll have to try this lift!
It's Yashiro's first attempt at a freefall!
Let's watch it together, Yuu-chan.
Wait a minute!
- Where are you from? - I'm from Portugal!
I'm so sorry!
It's a different world!
- It's okay! Sorry! Sorry! - I'm so sorry!
Sorry for pushing you away!
So, Yashiro and Yashiro's attempt at a freefall begins!
- Ah! - She's fast.
She's fast.
- Ah! - She's fast.
- Sorry! Sorry! - I'm so sorry!
- Ah! - She's fast!
- Sorry! Sorry! - I'm so sorry!
That's all for "Entertainer Female Comedian"!
Here is the next one!
Degawa Tetsurou's "Q-Tube with Mrs. Debbie"!
Please welcome, Mrs. Debbie!
Welcome!
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Mrs. Debbie, how did you like the "Q-Tube" challenge with Mr. Degawa?
I don't know who came up with the idea, but it's neither good nor bad.
It's really stupid.
It's stupid.
As you said, it's neither good nor bad.
Yesterday, there was a big celebration for the 125th anniversary of "The Imperial Guard".
There were a lot of foreigners.
One of them said, "I watch your TV a lot."
What kind of TV is it?
"It's the same as that ugly "court" TV."
I'll hit you!
Anyway, what kind of funny video was it?
Let's watch it! "To the End of the World"!
"One, two, three, "Q"!
"To the End of the World" was brought to you by LION and your sponsors.
Give it back! Give it back, you idiot!
Isn't that funny?
Come on!
There are many "YouTube craftsmen" around the world who make and upload funny videos.
This project aims to make people around the world laugh while filming with them.
The First Step
YouTube
This time's stage is "Italy and Rome".
We're finally here! Rome!
Do you know "one and only YouTube"?
One and only...
It's not small, it's big.
Do you know "Lodge" of "Lodge" and "Nakaoka"?
"Lodge".
If it's "Lodge", I know it.
"Lodge" you say?
To put it simply, for you, "Lodge" is the only thing you know.
What are you saying, you idiot?
First of all, the usual opening prank video.
It's a prank where you can't see the rope you put on "Nakaoka" before.
Oh, no, no, no!
In reality, there's no string or anything like that, but...
People just cross over without thinking.
What will happen to "Legawa" and "Fujin"?
What kind of reaction?
Okay, we're good.
Oh, no, no, no!
What are you doing?
You people...
This time, we'll travel with such bad luck.
What are you doing?
Let's go, "YouTube"!
Nakaoka will try stop-motion!
Stop-motion is an animation where you move one frame at a time of what you've stopped in "Nakaoka" before.
Okay!
The director, Luciano-san, will help me.
This time, I'll challenge stop-motion that looks like it's floating.
This is Luciano-san's work.
He connects the moments of "Nakaoka" and "Fujin".
He makes it look like people are floating.
Let's make the story about a witch who stole an apple chasing a thief.
Like this and like this, right?
Do they overlap and fly like this?
If you fly a lot, it will be like that.
So...
Hey, Tesla!
The witch appears excitedly.
But she's chasing a thief, isn't she?
No matter how you think about it, she's the bad one.
Let's start shooting!
The important thing is to stand in line and jump high as much as you can.
That's right. Stand in line and jump!
Jump!
Thank you.
The thief should move as slowly as possible.
Here we go!
Ready, start!
Oh, it's an apple!
Look!
It's a devil apple!
Okay, jump there twice!
Okay, step forward.
The witch is 75 years old.
She used to fly high, but now she's flying low on the ground.
Let's change places this time.
Why?
Are you going to fly like a woman?
That way, you'll fly longer.
What for?
If you're going to do the same thing,
won't it be better if you do the same thing over and over?
The background is different.
- You can't see the background, can you? - No, I can.
Then you can't see the person sitting on the bench.
I can, but I don't care about it.
You do care about it, don't you?
The horror of this make-up.
Can you step forward a little more?
- More? - If you do that, I'll stick to you.
I'm sorry.
The apple thief quietly removes his presence.
After all, the witch is really angry.
He can't touch her.
In no time, it's the last scene.
What's going on?
Now, let's watch "Stop Motion Witch" that we tricked you into watching!
Oh, that looks like a delicious apple!
It doesn't look like anyone's here!
Itadakimasu!
Hey, Tetsuro! That's my apple!
Oh my god! Run away!
Wait for me!
Run away!
Wait for me!
Run away!
Wait for me!
You stupid Tetsuro!
This is what you do when you're bored!
You poisonous apple!
Next up is a traditional British game!
This is an egg festival that is held in the UK every year.
Among the prepared boiled eggs, raw eggs are mixed in.
The one who breaks it is the loser.
Why do you think I'm going to do this?
You're a president, aren't you?
Choose an egg yourself and hit it against your opponent's head.
You say you're going to do it yourself, but you're going to do it against your opponent, right?
Raw eggs, boiled eggs, "ungameshi".
I'll go first.
This one!
I'm scared.
This one, right?
That's right, that's right.
Ouch!
OK, this one.
This one.
Here we go.
Is it light?
OK, let's do it again.
Here we go.
What?!
No way!
This is funny.
Ouch!
Wow.
There are only two eggs left.
Which one is boiled and which one is raw?
Please, this one!
Me, too.
You can't do that!
That's against the rules!
What are you doing?
Are you stupid?
OK, let's do it at the same time.
OK.
Now, it's time to decide!
One, two, three!
Wow!
Three!
Unfortunately, out!
Are you happy?
Yes.
Oh, I thought it was this one.
Yes!
I knew it!
Ouch!
Wow!
I'm sorry!
Now, they shampoo their dirty hair.
But they also use their arms for the video.
OK!
No way!
They use the same machine used by Nato and Koki.
OK.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
You should take it seriously!
My heart is beating faster than I expected!
Is it champagne?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What is this?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Unfortunately, Dega changes.
What is this?
Take it seriously!
Ouch! Ouch!
My heart is beating faster than I expected!
Unfortunately, Dega changes.
It's funny! It's funny!
Now, let's start the world-famous challenge!
First, rainbow spring.
Head.
Normally, you drop the stairs and play with rainbow spring.
You put it on your forehead and play with a microphone.
It's very popular in America.
Start!
Ah!
Oh my god!
It didn't go up at all.
No, it went up.
Oh, really?
Yes.
That's a shame.
I will never celebrate my partner's success.
That's my debut.
Oh!
It went up!
Oh, Mr. Fujii.
Yes?
You did it.
That's amazing.
Yes.
Hmm...
Next up is a pillar, entangled legs, and inescapable escape.
A man who is clung to a pillar and has his legs crossed.
If you sit down like that...
You can't move at all.
That's because your ankle, which is sandwiched between your knees, is locked by your own weight.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can definitely get this.
It's a lie. It's a very good lie.
A pillar, entangled legs, and the truth is...
You entangle your legs and have them sit down slowly.
I'm going to fall.
Yes, really? What are you going to do?
Oh, my God!
Wow!
I can't get out of it!
Really?
Fujii!
I really can't get out of it!
Just do it like that.
No, but...
It hurts!
Why? Why can't I get out of it?
I really can't get out of it!
I'm not going to lie about this.
Because I'm a real-life talent.
Next up is...
A balance ball and surfing.
Next up is...
A balance ball and surfing.
A man lines up a balance ball on a lawn and...
He surfs on top of the ball.
Tetsuro will challenge.
Will he?
I couldn't pull out my tooth. Are you okay?
What about the demi-glace sauce?
Oh, it didn't come out.
Do you know it?
Moreover, a can, one minute, pasta.
This is a battle game that is now a hot topic in America.
In addition to the pasta before boiling, how many empty cans can you carry in one minute?
Women, railroad, compatibility is...
We have never seen an entertainer hit an entertainer so hard.
The last is a video that is now a hot topic in Italy.
The coordinator is Niccolo, a video director.
What kind of teacher are you?
Reverse playback.
What does that mean?
There are a lot of Higeyoshi teachers this time.
Really, Higeyoshi teacher.
This is Niccolo's work.
While everything is reversed, only the main character moves normally.
Would you like to try it, ma'am? Reverse playback.
Like this?
And really, do you go like this?
Like this?
No.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for being like a teacher.
Then, they will also try a reverse playback video.
The topic is a traditional Japanese game, hot bath.
And the lines are also recorded for reverse playback.
For example, "hot" is "iutsuta".
Yes, if you want to say "hot" in reverse playback, you don't say "itsuwa", you say "iutsuta" in reverse.
"iutsuta"! "iutsuta"!
In addition...
"oyanuso"! "oyanuso"!
If you play "oyanuso" and "oyanuso" in reverse playback, it should be "osunayo", "osunayo".
Did it work?
Wow!
Run!
Subi! Don't push me! Don't push me! Don't push me!
Ah, it's cold! Ah, it's cold!
No!
However, something unexpected happens!
Tetsuro is stabbed by a bee.
As I thought, it's a meadow blow.
Ouch!
He stabbed me!
Ouch!
It's cold!
Ouch!
It's true!
Ouch!
It's true!
Is it a traditional way of killing bees?
No, no, no, no!
He stabbed me!
That's all for "Tetsuro and his wife's killing trick"!
The one in the window looked like it was flying, didn't it?
I was surprised when I saw it now.
He made me jump up and down many times.
But you didn't film it all, did you?
There are still a few more things I'd like to do.
But I guess I didn't explain it to the staff.
Then I'll leave now.
Ah, you're leaving?
Are you serious?
Thank you very much.
I didn't know you had so much ice water in you.
I did my best.
I was surprised.
Thank you very much.
You're amazing.
It's nothing.
Then...