AISubs v3.7
5,500 km away from Japan...
A thorough investigation of world issues...
Asako ITO'S MYSTERY TOUR IN AUSTRALIA!
I'm curious, aren't I?
And so, we've come to Australia in midsummer!
I'm curious, aren't I?
Confess! When you do a certain exercise, a certain animal comes to visit you!
When you do a certain exercise, a certain animal...
Isn't "a certain" too many?
First of all, you meet a certain animal!
Ah! Ah! Ah! There's something there!
What is it?
What's that? An ostrich?
No, it's not an ostrich.
This is Australia's second tallest bird in the world, and an emu farm!
In Australia, not only food...
But also excellent animal fat that comes out of ostriches is popular...
And is raised everywhere!
And a certain exercise that attracts them is...
This?
The air bicycle that you see a lot in fitness clubs!
According to one theory, in the past, Australian aborigines...
Used this method to lure and hunt emus!
Will an emu really come?
And then...
It's coming!
Really?
I can't see it at all, but...
Is it there?
Can you see it?
After walking for ten minutes on an air bicycle...
It's scary! It's scary!
An emu attacks!
Although it is said that this movement of the feet is mistaken for friends...
Perhaps that is not the case.
Because emus are very curious...
They will come to you even if you wave or turn a towel!
Super! Emus are curious!
Don't touch me!
Who are you?
Emus are not afraid of encounter!
No! Friends!
Stop it!
Wow!
Stop it!
Friends!
Next, the mystery of the swimming school where anyone can swim faster!
This is the so-called swimming school!
Good morning!
I heard that anyone can swim faster. Is it true?
Yes, it's a special method!
It's pretty fast, but can monkeys swim faster?
First of all, show me your normal swimming!
Let's see Asako's swimming!
Itou Asako, Japan!
Now, Asako Itou, who just showed up, is entering the Asahio Park proudly!
Two years ago, she changed her liquor from soju to sake and she says that her body has become stronger!
Now, it's a sign of standby!
It's been about 30 years since she started swimming seriously in junior high school!
Today, she will compete with her specialty, flounder swimming!
As for her position, what kind of time will she get?
A moment of tension!
Now, it's a start!
Oops!
Did she fall?
Is she OK?
It seems like she's OK!
She's using her big body as much as she can and is heading for the goal with a pretty good stroke!
It's beautiful!
Even so, her swimming is better than we expected!
I don't think she will be 45 years old this year!
Now, she's about to reach the goal!
Asako is pouring water hard!
And now, it's a goal!
The time is 1 minute 2 seconds 06 seconds!
I don't know if she's faster or slower than others, but Asako has swum 50 meters magnificently!
It feels so good!
- Does it make you want to do it? - Yes, it does.
Are you going to do it?
No, it's impossible!
Look at me! My condition!
Because of the troublesome situation, it takes an hour for Baba to restart.
And in the evening, it's obvious that anyone can swim faster!
No! No! No!
- What is it? - I don't know!
After you jump in, release it in the pool.
- No way! - No way!
No way! Because look!
- It's saying "shark"! Look! - What?
- Shark? - Shark!
Actually, before, in this swimming school,
kids were caught by crocodiles and made an interesting promotion video.
Then, the kids swam and showed their incredible speed!
- Wow! - Wow!
Let's go with that!
Even though she's 44 years old, will she be able to set a new record?
- I'm tired. - I'm tired.
Now, Asako is swimming in!
Just like before, she's in a big stroke!
It looks like she's saving her energy a little!
Too slow! Too slow!
Oh, and here she releases the kayak!
Asako still has two-thirds of her speed left!
- This is bad! - Go, Asako!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- She's going in! - She's going in!
She's going in!
Asako! Full speed!
- Cool! - Amazing swimming style!
Meanwhile, crocodiles are... Oh, what happened?!
Aren't they used to the new water?
- них crocodiles aren't using a lot of it! - My legs!
- Help me! - The crocodiles won't let go of their bags!
No matter how catchy the crocodiles may be, Asako is actively drawing them water!
Go for it!
Now, she still has five meters left!
Asako!
She's coming up!
And now...
Goal!
How's the time?
Before, it was one minute and two seconds and six seconds!
Is it really going up?
Up?
What's going on?
What's the time?
Fifty-nine seconds and nine seconds.
Yes!
Almost three seconds short!
Hurry up!
Next up is...
The mystery of the woman who sometimes walks at the last minute!
Good morning!
Are you "the last minute woman"?
I'm Chelsea. Call me "the edgy girl".
"Edge" means "the edge" or "the last minute".
The reason why it's called like that is...
Oh, it's lined up!
What do we do with this?
There's a champagne bottle lined up evenly.
And then...
It's standing up!
Can you ride it?
It's pretty good!
Wow!
She started walking on top of the bottle!
Wow!
She's walking!
In fact, Chelsea is an extreme sportswoman who is active in an Australian circus troupe!
She thought she couldn't practice walking on the sand on the ground, so she ended up walking on this bottle!
Of course, the bottle is not fixed.
It's just on the floor.
The highest record so far is 68 minutes!
Wow!
See? It's "the last minute", right?
Why don't you try it, too?
What? Can you do this?
So...
Thank you for waiting!
Meets Mel!
Catch me!
Thank you!
In many ways, she's "the last minute" woman!
She starts walking on top of the bottle!
Wow!
What do we do?
Wow!
This is what I look like in the morning when I drink a lot of beer.
At least I've overcome a lot of things, so I'd like to show you step by step.
When I think about it, I've always barely walked in my life as a woman.
Twenty-five years ago, I turned against my parents and took a path towards becoming an entertainer.
In 1997, she made her dream come true as an investigative team member of "Negineco".
She participated in "Denpa Shounen" on her own and disbanded.
After that, she barely made it as an entertainer.
Somehow, she has come this far.
What is this?
This unstable scaffolding is my life.
Let me try it, mom.
No help.
And...
Raise your heels and stretch your chest. That's right! Go straight!
It can't be! It can't be! This is a trap!
Yes! This is a proof of walking through autumn and winter!
At the end of it all, there is a challenge at Kaminari's sacred place!
Actually, Darwin, where Asako is now,
during the winter between December and February,
there is a meteor shower like every day.
It's a world-wide thunderstorm.
If you have the conditions, you can take any kind of picture!
But, it's not boring just by taking it!
I've never seen anything like it!
What? What is this?
By the way, I'm going to die!
No, I'm not interested in it!
I don't care if I'm hit by a thunderbolt!
This is the middle of the world!
Of course you won't be hit in reality,
but you will stand in front of Asako-san, who is wearing a full-body skeleton make-up,
and you will aim at the back of Asako-san with a thunderbolt.
I see! Is that why you came here? I didn't think you'd come this time!
By the way...
Asako-san has been working out a lot this time,
and I'm sorry if her body is not in a shape-up and is not funny at all,
but where is the location?
It's Asako's surprise 2010, O-Rin!
It's wonderful!
Someone, take a peek!
The local body painter, CG-san, is working hard.
It only takes two hours to paint!
It's complete!
Complete! Full-body Asako!
We asked for help from a certain person.
Nice to meet you!
Hey, thanks!
What a great finish!
He is the thunder expert cameraman Mike!
His name is Storm Chaser!
Wow, there's like a radar!
The place where the thunder is falling today is south.
If we go there, there's plenty of possibility.
Wow, that's amazing!
As soon as they get in the car, the thunder...
We're heading in the same direction, is it okay?
If you're in a storm, there's too many clouds and it's hard to see the thunder.
Besides, if you film in a place like that, your life is in danger!
You have to aim for the distant thunder from a clear location!
Two hours of driving!
Finally, Mike-san stopped the car!
Look, there's a suspicious cloud over there!
The question is, in which direction will the thunder fall?
This is amazing. I'm scared.
It's coming down.
Right now, from that area...
I can hear a loud rumbling sound for a long time.
- It's a little... - Slippery.
- It's shining now! - It's shining!
Did you see it?
It's shining!
If we cut through this, all directions will shine!
The question is, in which direction will the thunder fall?
Wow, that's amazing!
I'm scared! It's pitch black!
All right, stand over there.
"Kaikotsu Asako" is finally on stand-by!
The lightning trigger is used for shooting lightning.
When it detects lightning, it automatically shoots.
After that, open the shutter for a few seconds and hope for lightning to happen during that time.
I see.
So you don't want me to move?
When luck and spirit are at odds...
Come!
A blue-and-white flash behind Asako!
But the clouds are in the way and it's too far for an ideal.
What's more...
It's shining, but it can't catch the lightning.
Asako prays for lightning to fall.
You are like lightning...
You tore my heart apart...
You're a rolling thunder!
But after a while, the lightning has passed and it's quiet at night.
Wow, look at this!
I've never seen anything like this before!
It's a shame, but we can't do anything about it now.
Really?
It's a shame!
Actually, it was a bad idea at the time.
Like this! Like this!
Therefore, at the end, we show our respect for Asako's hard work.
We're sorry, but let's take a look at what she aimed for!
I will escape!
That was Asako's Mystery Tour!