AISubs v3.7
9,700 kilometers away from Japan,
we'll go on a hot spring tour.
A one-year short tour in France.
We came to the capital of flowers, Paris.
- We're in France! - We're in France!
- It's already early this year. - Yes.
- Did you leave anything behind? - Marriage!
- That's right. - Don't say that!
- I'm sorry!
It's almost New Year's Eve, isn't it?
- Yes, it is. - Yes, it is.
We're going on a tour to learn new things about gay people.
- What's that? - Gay!
It's almost New Year's Eve and Christmas.
It's a season where everyone wants one gay person.
By the way, do you have a gay person you're looking for?
I like impersonations.
This year, 100 girls will show off their new impersonations at New Year's Eve.
Morishin Ichiri will sing "Close Your Eyes" by Hirai Prefecture.
Next is Yashiro Aki.
I'm a little curious.
Can you sing a little for Yashiro Aki?
Is it the same?
Now, let's start the tour looking for new gays!
First, we'll show you French one-day goods.
- This is it. - What is it?
This is a popular item designed by a French designer.
You put it in your mouth.
For now, let's put it in.
It's called Hyperlip.
It makes you smile no matter how hard it is.
It's made with this concept.
Can I take a picture with you?
If you put this on, you'll be popular wherever you go.
I want to get married!
I want to get married instead of putting this on!
It makes you smile no matter how hard it is.
And now, it's finally time for a special performance!
We're inviting three performers to this park.
If you can't do it, we'll punish you.
I don't like this!
Now, it's time for the first master battle.
First up is the lifting game.
The protagonists will be the Trolle brothers.
Look at their sicknesses!
They're so light!
Tegoshi is so excited!
Wow!
What are you doing?
Why? Why?
I don't think you can do it.
If you can do it five times...
Five times?
Isn't that too much of an insult?
Can you do it five times in 30 seconds?
First up is Yakko.
Start!
Let's do it all at once and record it.
Since we can't stand watching it, the conclusion is...
Yakko and Kawamura didn't clear it!
The reason for making "show me" is...
1, 2, 3, 4...
Oh, you can do it!
1, 2, 3, 4...
You can do it!
1, 2, 3, 4...
They cleared it!
You're good!
At that time, Kurosawa was...
...a professional at carving.
I'm sorry.
Kurosawa is a professional carver.
He's a master of carving.
The next challenger is...
...Ukigei.
The master is...
...this "Marawasa".
Her skill is...
1, 2, 3...
She has...
...a world record of 5 times.
She can turn...
...160 pieces of fruit at once.
Can you turn one piece of fruit?
I can do it with one piece of fruit.
If you can turn one piece of fruit...
...for 30 seconds, you can do it.
I might be able to do it.
I'm in trouble.
You should...
...be a judoka.
Can she do it?
Start!
No!
No, no, no!
Next is Kamura.
She's good!
She's turning!
A little more!
Go back to where you started.
You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
How many seconds?
27 seconds.
How many times?
How many times did you put it in my chest?
I don't know.
I feel weird.
The last chance is to get close.
Mr. Stephan will show us how to do it.
It's cool!
It's fast!
It's famous!
Bruce Lee admired it and learned it by himself.
Now, Bruce Lee is more complicated than Bruce Lee.
He is truly "Nunchuck Master"!
Bravo!
The trick is to hit the string part of the Nunchuck to your body.
When you hit the stick...
Ouch!
One, two, three.
That's one time.
If you can do it 20 times in 20 seconds, I'll give you a pass.
One, two, three...
Ouch!
Mr. Kurosawa, who has already cleared it, will try it.
Ready...
Start!
He is quite fast.
One, two...
Mr. Kurosawa will learn it one day.
Please teach me!
The trick is "endurance"!
Finally, it's the last chance!
Mr. Inoki...
Munchie, munchie, munchie...
I'll damage you!
Are you ready?
Start!
2...
3...
4...
5...
Hang in there!
7...
8...
9...
10 seconds...
11...
12...
13...
14...
15...
Hang in there!
16...
17...
18...
19...
20...
Time's up!
It's a tie!
It hurts!
I should've done better!
Next up is Kawamura!
Start!
1...
She's strong all of a sudden!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
2...
3...
4...
Hang in there!
5...
Hang in there!
6...
7...
8...
9...
Hang in there!
Time's up!
Kawamura wins!
The winner gets the most popular hamburger in Paris!
Hang on!
It costs 1,400 yen each and it's a little expensive,
but let's make 100% of the same beef as in a star- struck restaurant!
It's completely different from a cow's urine.
I just remembered.
It's completely different from a cow's urine.
I just remembered.
A great cow's urine is...
You'll be riding that.
What's that?
Is that a drain pipe or something?
Apparently, a roller coaster is running in that pipe.
It's called "the best underground".
In just 3 seconds, it speeds up to 80km/h.
There's also a loop in the dark course.
The maximum speed is 4.8g.
Since we're here, let's do this while we're riding.
Even if it's hard, let's do it with a smile!
I want to ride it!
It's already dry, but...
It's already dry!
Let's go!
It speeds up all of a sudden and goes straight into the loop!
And now, it goes back into the loop!
It's amazing!
It's crazy!
Now, let's see their shocked faces one more time!
Next up is the top of the line game.
These two will show us how it's done.
We are the players of the future. We are the laser fighters.
Laser fighters?
When you see our power, you'll be surprised.
Now, let's see their performance.
Wow!
What?
Why?
Wow!
He saved him.
Wow!
He controls the laser with his palm.
Wow!
And...
He has a laser!
Wow!
Wow! What's going on?
And...
A laser battle!
Wow!
A laser program!
A top of the line performance that synchronizes human movements!
Laser Fighters!
This cool, near-future-like show will be featured at events all over the world!
And this is Teo, who is in charge of directing!
This is a trick that uses lasers well.
How do you make it look like it's coming out of your hands?
If you say that, it won't be in business.
So it's a secret?
Can you do it without knowing the secret here?
Yes.
I'll tell you, but if you say it, I'll kill you.
No.
I hate it.
There's a lot of France jokes.
Let's watch the laser fight between Kurosawa and Oniakko, who practiced for three hours.
I wonder if I did it right.
She's very particular about it.
It's coming.
Yes, it's coming in.
It looks like it's really coming out of her hands.
It's amazing.
It's coming in.
It's not coming in.
It's a piece of cake for you, isn't it?
You can't escape from me, can you?
I like your eyes.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Thank you for watching!
Wow!
- A mysterious ending. - I'm so nervous.
And the journey's end is the strongest activity possible.
- I've found something amazing. - What is it?
- It looks more amazing than bungee jumping. - What?
- If you say it's more amazing than bungee jumping... - I don't like it.
- I feel like I'm flying without a string. - It looks like you'll fall more than bungee jumping.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
- The place you'll fly is over there. - What?
- Over there. - What?
- A rock? - Wow!
- Isn't it a cliff? - Wow!
- First of all, there's no place to stand. - Right.
- I can't imagine it. - I'll come from that board.
- A board? - A board?
- Wow, you're the tallest one. - What?
- You're the smallest one. - No way!
- You're too tall. - Then...
A person will fall!
Wow!
- I can't believe it! - It's called "rope jumping"!
You jump by connecting your eyes to the ropes between cliffs.
This activity is very popular among young people who are tired of bungee jumping.
The biggest thrill is when you fall.
Bungee jumping relaxes your falling speed with a rubber band.
This is a rope, so you can do it at full speed until the end.
It's a top-of-the-line extreme sport!
- I'll do it. - Okay.
- I'll do it with a smile. - She did it with a smile.
- I'm scared. - Wow.
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
- What's with the big smile? - I'm scared.
- Yakko, don't cry. - I'm scared.
I'm scared. I don't like it when people cry.
- You looked scared when you saw it in the preview. - I don't want to make you cry.
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
I look like an older sister.
Anyway, they head to the starting point.
- Is it here? - It's over there.
They look down.
- Wow! - Oh, no!
- It's 160 meters high.
It's completely different.
It's weird.
I can see all of France.
It's too high.
Is it where the trees are?
The launch pad is a small board.
If you don't stand there, nothing will start.
If you fly this, you might become a legend among female comedians.
A legend...
- I admire you, though. - Her lips...
Are you shaking?
Oh, no...
It's coming soon.
It's amazing.
Emiko Kawamura, 34 years old.
Will she make a new legend?
I won't lose! I won't lose to a cliff!
Seriously?
First, they head to the starting point.
I'm scared.
What is it? I'm scared.
I'm scared!
It's here!
Will I make it?
No doubt about it.
The greatest fear of life.
It's scary.
All I have to do is fly. It's easy.
But it's not easy at all.
OK, let's go!
Let's go!
No matter how much she tells herself, she can't move forward.
She's stuck for one hour.
She has a lot of time left over.
I'm going to kill you!
She can't help but be late for a live broadcast.
I know. I can't fly that fast.
All I can do is fly! All I can do is fly!
Someone help me!
Mr. Oshima!
Seven months ago, Kawamura swore...
...that she would...
...do her best...
...here and now!
You can do it!
Something's coming out of my mouth.
I'll do my best.
I want to do my best.
Do your best!
I'll do my best.
And...
Go!
I can do it now.
I can do it now!
I'll make you do it!
Okay!
I'll do it! Please!
Shall we go?
Okay?
Now, Kamura-oyakata!
With your words of vow in your heart,
look up at the sky!
I'll do it!
Oyakata!
Make up your mind!
I'll do my best!
Ready!
Set!
Go!
That's a legendary big jump!
Go!
That's a free fall for a long time!
Go!
Kamura-oyakata!
You did it!
I did it!
Are you okay?
Oyakata recovery!
That was a good jump!
She's talented, isn't she?
I've been looking for a woman like you!
You're similar!
Yakusa, are you trying to make me a prostitute?
What are you trying to do?
Give me a break!
I'm looking for a prostitute.
What's with you, you bastard?!
Help me!
This has been "A Trip to France"!