AISubs v3.7
Of course, the leading role is this man!
It's me, Dega!
Oh my!
This time, your opinion board, Dega is Tetsuro!
This time's challenge is...
Dega-san, this time's project...
No, no, I already know!
What is this black screen?!
I only have a bad feeling about it!
This time's project will be this!
Eh?!
Oh!
Ah, I know, I know!
I've seen it before!
That... NHK's Pitagora Switch!
Yes, this is...
NHK's Pitagora Switch's well-known Karakuri device!
Oh! Amazing!
Oh! Amazing, amazing, amazing!
It connects things like B-dolls and dominoes...
And moves the trigger one after another, aiming for the goal!
Oh!
Ah!
Amazing! Amazing!
This time...
We'll be challenging a human Karakuri device!
Eh?! What do you mean?!
Dega-san will put his body on it...
And I'll make a bigger version of it!
Ah!
With a bigger device, I'll be moving around?
Yes!
Ah! I see!
I see?!
No, no, no, I don't really know...
I can't imagine it, but it does have an interesting smell!
Amazing!
Dega-san will challenge a human Karakuri device!
With limited budget and schedule...
How well will he be able to create a masterpiece?!
He'll challenge that!
No, but I think this will be difficult!
I saw his reaction just now...
But in reality, it's taking 23 takes!
Eh?!
If it's taking 23 takes with this little thing...
I think this will be a huge success!
The challenge stage is America!
In fact, America is the country where the Karakuri device was born!
Therefore, Dega-girl is...
A national B-girls contest grand prix winner...
Kawakita Mike!
If this succeeds, it'll be interesting...
I really don't like it...
Let's make our own, more interesting device.
Not just any Karakuri device, but a Degawa Tetsuro version of...
Karakuchi device!
What will the human Karakuri device that Koitenban will challenge be?
8800km away from Japan, Koitenban will challenge...
"Human Karakuri device in America"!
The challenge stage is Los Angeles on the west coast.
We're finally in Los Angeles!
The reason we're in Los Angeles is...
Karakuri device competitions and events are often held here.
That's right. Santa Monica Pier is the birthplace of Karakuri devices.
Every year, Karakuri enthusiasts from all over the U.S. compete for this pier.
Let's go see our partner.
Here you go.
His name is Jordan Dawes.
Tonight, he's working as a Karakuri device art director in Hollywood.
Are Karakuri devices safe for humans?
Huh? I heard you love dangerous things, comedian.
Not really.
She said she doesn't like painful things.
And?
She said she doesn't like private things.
And?
She said she likes light and soft things.
Okay.
Why don't you trust me?
And the concept of this Karakuri device is...
Enjoy Digger's reaction game one after another.
It's not just a Karakuri device.
It's Digger's version of...
Karakuri device.
Reaction Karakuri device.
We've already sent our ideas to Jordan.
And the device production began much earlier.
But among the ideas you sent us, there are some that we don't know.
Oh, I see. I see.
Now, let's see Digger's reaction game that only Americans know about!
First, Hana Zaria.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
To Foot Zaria.
It's not Foot, it's Hana.
Hat.
Yeah, Foot.
Now, for the real performance.
Wow, it's moving.
Real performance?
Wow, you're energetic.
Good, good, good.
You're energetic.
You're sharp.
American...
Ouch!
Hat.
Look at that crazy guy.
Man, that hurt.
I guess this is different from American ones.
It's different.
Ouch!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts so much! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! It hurts!
Ouch! Ouch! It hurts! Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts! It hurts! Ouch! Ouch! If you pull it, you get that. You get tomato sauce.
I'd like to put this in a stainless steel container, but how?
I'm sorry, but this is difficult.
Honestly, I have no idea how to install it.
Next, she'll explain how to drive hot.
Just do it for now.
First of all, should I eat konjac?
Please let me eat it.
Okay, I'll eat it.
Hot!
Are you stupid?
Next.
I'm sorry.
Please, I'm begging you.
Eat daikon radish.
Eat it in your mouth.
Eat it.
By the way, among the staff of "Gitte Kyu",
this hot daikon radish is said to be the best.
Please, I'm begging you.
I'm sorry.
But you can do it.
Really?
Right? How can you do it?
Please look forward to it.
Lastly, she'll explain how to drink hot water.
I'd like you to help me.
I'll stand here and say "no touch me", "no touch me", "no touch me", "three no touch me" and...
Okay?
Ready, go!
What is this hot water?
It looks hot.
It's hot.
49 degrees.
It's terrible.
And Los Angeles's sun makes me feel hot.
I'm scared.
Jordan!
Don't touch me!
Jordan!
Jordan, don't touch me!
Jordan!
Don't touch me!
It's hot!
He's doing it.
Can you do it?
Yes.
This is Japan Internet.
This is interesting.
Let's put it in the device.
I'll shape it until tomorrow, so look forward to it.
OK, please do it.
Sorry.
Hot!
And the production of the device that incorporated various reaction games continued until midnight.
The next day...
Amazing!
You've done so many things!
Well done!
But it's still incomplete.
We'll have to adjust the devices one by one.
Let's look at some devices that can be adjusted.
First is the rubber patch.
It's a rubber patch!
It seems like a common device in Japan and America.
If you touch that pipe, the rubber will come off.
Oh, I see. Wow!
No, no, no.
Wow, wow!
You push it, and it falls, and the rubber snaps in place.
Oh, scissors.
Oh, I see.
Do you want to try it?
I'll do it in real life, so just once...
No, no, no!
Don't push it!
Miss, reaction entertainers can't show rehearsal.
Phew...
And with that, we'll try it dry.
Be careful, okay?
Don't say anything, okay?
Start!
Go for it!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow!
When the misdirected pipe spins...
Wow!
The wire is pulled and the rubber snaps in place.
Wow!
Awesome!
It hurts more than I thought!
It really hurts!
Your nose is turning red!
You scared me!
No, no, no! Say, "It's a nice machine!"
No, it's not like that!
Next up is hot oden!
Wow, hot oden! You really put it in for me!
Here it is!
You scoop an egg out of a pot and put it through a metal mesh rail.
It rolls and goes into your mouth.
Then you take out the egg and knock down the dominoes.
You take it out like this?
Can we do this in a rehearsal?
No!
It's not like that!
It's not like that?
No, no, no!
When I turned off the camera, you said, "Nice pass! Thank you!"
No, it's not like that!
Next up is an experiment!
Wow!
That's fast!
It's an egg!
Wow!
That's it! That's it!
Spread water and use cooking oil to make the egg slippery.
Now, second try!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
It's cute!
That's it! That's it!
I'm happy!
This is real!
No, no, no! That's it! That's it!
The egg cracked and got stuck.
Change the egg and do it again!
Three, two, one...
Now, miss, let's go!
Now, miss, miss, miss! Standby! Standby! Standby!
Go! Go! Go!
Ah, it's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Yay!
The egg cooled down a little, but they managed to succeed!
Very good! Very good! Very good!
This person is amazing!
Not only that, but he's also human!
One by one...
Here, stand up like this and spin around like this.
You'll feel sick, won't you?
Would you like to try it?
I'll try it!
Yes!
Hey, you're lying!
No, I'm fine!
Hey, you'll really get drunk!
No, no, if it's only for one and a half laps, I'll be fine!
One and a half laps...
Yes, I understand!
OK!
Eh, only this much?!
You're lying!
Hold hands like this and fix your waist and legs with belts.
OK? Ready? Ready?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh my God!
This is so sick!
I hate it!
Amidst the game and tricks, there are items that take time to prepare.
The goal is to see if you can get that time with other devices from the floor.
For example, this hamster ball.
Since the hamster's movements are slow, it saves Dегдаr's preparation times.
Would you like to participate?
In addition, it is also fun to add uncertain elements to the Karakuri device.
For example, this Bachin golf.
This is a device that invites you to a hot bath at the end of the Karakuri device.
When the ball cups in brilliantly, a huge sledgehammer hits the digger.
I feel like this is a really bad idea at the end.
Is this the last one?
No, this is super responsible.
You don't know golf, do you, Takei-san?
Takei-san?
This distance is actually the most difficult distance even for professionals.
Is it close?
No, it's not.
This is the most difficult distance that I often miss in the winning scene.
Who will win?
If you enter the middle cup, your butt will be hit, but...
Oh, my God!
No, it's not.
It didn't work.
You have to go in the middle to make it work.
Oh, I see, I see.
I'm such an idiot.
If you fail...
Well, it's like a punishment game, so if you fail, you'll get hit.
Will the sledgehammer work?
Oh, it worked! It worked! It worked!
But the device doesn't work.
Oh, my God! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Oh, my God!
Why didn't it move? I'll adjust it later.
I don't like it!
It's possible that it's bad.
Let's check the start part for the last time.
Slide down the slimy slider and get in the car.
When you push the round button with that momentum,
the sand in the back falls into the bucket and the tray comes off due to the weight and falls on your head.
Slide here and slide here.
Bang! Bang!
If you can do it, you're a cartoonist.
The concept of this human Karakuri device is that
the opinion board pushed by the slider is made to react in various ways,
and in the end, it is carried to the hot water bath.
Therefore, the start is...
It's become a slimy slide!
It's dangerous! Don't push me!
The challenge "Don't push me! Don't push me!" begins.
Don't push me!
Wow!
However...
The device doesn't work as expected.
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
He repeatedly adjusts it.
It's hard!
Is it interesting?
All of them have such questions in their hearts,
and they are working on this unprecedented challenge.
On that day...
I drank it.
And then, the final shooting began.
- Now, miss! - Yes?
The time has finally come.
Are you ready?
- Okay! - Okay!
- We'll make it work!
- Yeah! - Okay!
- Let's make it work in one shot! - Okay, one take!
But it wasn't that easy.
With so many tricks,
some of them work,
some of them don't work.
Some of them don't work.
This is hard.
Filming started at 7 in the morning and lasted until 4 in the morning.
It was a hell of a day that could last up to 21 hours.
Now, we've reached OK TAKE, where we've adjusted and adjusted again and again.
Everyone, please watch until the end without getting bored.
Pita, pita, switch!
Hey, hey, wait a minute, you slippery thing!
Hey, miss, I'm telling you, don't push it!
Don't push it!
Scary, scary, scary.
I've done this before.
The company is in a mess.
The curtain is down and the hot electrical device is working.
Hot!
Wow, that's amazing!
With this domino, Mr. Degawa will earn time to stand by.
Go, go, go!
The tire starts with that reaction.
Next is Mr. Tawakita's turn.
Go, go, go!
Go!
On the other hand, Mr. Denab is standing by again while someone else is buying time.
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go, go, go!
The hamster ball starts.
Go, go, go!
The free-spirited hamster is buying some time.
OK, hurry up, hurry up!
On the other hand, Odegawa-san, a human-sized wheel is on standby.
Don't do it! Don't do it! Hamster will push you!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Don't do it! Wait a minute!
Hamster-chan!
Are you going?
This way! This way! This way!
Hamster-chan!
Wow!
Hamster-chan!
Wow!
Hamster-chan!
Now, the four-course climax is approaching.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Wow, this is it!
They walk for a little only here.
Water flows from black bucket to blue bucket.
Now, will they be able to make it to the last one?
Hamster-chan!
We did it!
Karakuri device, a great success!
Everyone, did you enjoy it?
This was the human karakuri device.