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Go for it! World Tour in 195 countries around the world!
Today's stage is Colombia, where World Cup will be held!
Hello! Hello! We are Limoto!
I am now in Colombia!
Well, where are we now?
Now, let's wake up Limoto!
We are in a bicycle!
Thank you very much!
The correct answer is that we are on the white line of this road!
Speaking of Colombia, it is a country where Japan will play in this World Cup!
We decided to make Colombia completely naked!
It's really fast, isn't it?
First of all, let's talk about Colombia's basic knowledge!
Colombia is the northernmost country in South America.
The population is about 48 million people and less than half of Japan.
Its national name means "Columbus' Land".
It originates from the explorer Columbus!
Now, let me introduce the national flag!
Now, this is Colombia's national flag.
The point is that the yellow part is thick.
This yellow part represents abundant mineral resources.
On the other hand, blue represents the Pacific Ocean and the Caribbean Sea.
Red represents the noble blood shed for the revolution.
Now, let's start the Colombia report!
The most popular sports in Colombia are soccer and cycling.
However, the national flag is a slightly different sport.
It is called "tejo".
Today, we will throw a piece of iron towards a target 15 meters away!
A gun is set in the center of the target.
If you explode it, you will get the highest score!
If I hit that gun, I will get 9 points!
Shut up!
I don't know if I can hit it!
I will hit it!
Shut up!
I know what you are doing!
Coffee is famous for being a famous product.
And the Emerald.
More than 55% of Emeralds produced in the world have been mined in Colombia in the past.
Moreover, more and more supermodels are produced.
The costars are lined up tightly and more and more women are wearing 3C clothes.
Sander, look at these sluts.
The Everest climbers have very low standards.
Why are you standing there? What should we do?
Did I look like this?
But what are you doing in Colombia?
Now that we have a sense of Colombia's image, let's report on Colombia in more detail.
First of all, let's go to Los Pinos Village in Colombia.
It is said to be the most dangerous school road in the world.
Hello!
These are the children who go to that school road.
To be honest, I'm scared every day.
I was scared at first, but now I'm used to it because I go there every day.
What on earth is so dangerous?
Slide this wire.
What?
A wire attached to a branch.
Its length is 800 meters.
It was installed about 100 years ago.
It's a fairly old white thing.
No, it's too much. This is no good, right?
Is there a school on this road?
It's up in the mountains over there.
Why did you make it there?
It's finally time to go.
Do we have to go with one of those?
Wait a minute!
The device is handmade.
All you have to do is sit on the string attached to the handlebar.
The brake is a V-shaped tree.
Well, I'm going.
Be careful!
Have a good trip!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Sanchez and his notebook set off for school.
I'm scared! Be careful!
They walk for over an hour and drive for only 20 seconds.
At moonlight, they use another wire again.
Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? Don't pick it up!
I'm picking up my luggage!
The young child goes into the bag and crosses with his father.
Are you serious?
Ciao!
No, it's not "ciao"!
Hey, be careful!
Wow, it's luggage!
Are you serious? Are you serious about this?
Next, they will experience the world's most dangerous school road.
Wow, I'm really scared of this handmade feeling.
Well, I'm going! I'm scared!
I'm going! Well, I'm going to the world's most dangerous school road!
Wow!
They start driving!
They adjust their speed while keeping their balance with wooden brakes.
If you drive too fast, you will crash into a wall.
If you drive too slow, you will hit a middle-aged man.
I'm scared! Be careful!
Don't pick up your luggage!
Oh, no!
What is this?
I'm going to be late.
It's not like that.
Next, we will introduce you to Uwatapehatsu, a city in the Middle East.
There are a lot of beautiful places in Colombia.
There is the Caribbean Sea and the Amazon jungle.
There are also five-colored rivers.
There are a lot of places like that.
Among them, I would like to introduce you to this.
This is a big rock.
It's called "el peñol".
It's 200 meters high.
The view is slanting from above.
You're very interested in that big "g" right?
Originally, this place was called "guatapeh".
I wanted to write "guatapeh" on it.
However, it was already opposite the other day.
I decided not to write it.
I was more interested in "g" and "g" one.
It's huge!
It's huge when you get close.
You have to climb the 740-step staircase made of rock.
It's very steep.
It's tiring.
You can go up in about 20 minutes.
However, "guatapeh" is 2100 meters high.
It's surprisingly hard to breathe.
It's almost there.
It's getting higher.
High goal!
They finally reached the 740-step staircase.
This is the view you can see from here.
The 360-degree view is wonderful!
It's a beautiful view no matter where you look.
Beautiful water and greenery.
Actually, 40 years ago,
people made this place by pouring water into the mountains for hydropower generation.
But by chance, it created a beautiful scenery.
After shooting and going home...
Can you lend me your equipment?
Huh?
I'll shoot the most exciting video in the world for you!
This man suddenly talked to me.
It turns out that he can jump down with one parachute from here.
Can they fly like this?
It's dangerous!
It's probably 100 times more dangerous than skydiving.
He is Jisho, the most famous base jumper in Colombia.
Unlike skydiving, base jumping is like diving from a low place such as buildings and cliffs.
It is said to be the most dangerous sport in the world.
I'll give you the video I took, so can you give me a copy of it?
But this is more than one person.
We both like it, don't we?
I want it, too.
I can't get it like this.
It's a crazy group that appeared at a pretty good timing.
Oh, no! I'm getting a little scared!
Oh, no! I can't trust him!
I'll jump into hell!
Oh, no! I don't want to be friends with him!
Starting position with one parachute.
Even if I say it, it's only 200 meters, so I think it will be a fierce battle if I make a mistake even for a second.
Wow, it's scary!
Standby complete!
Fall down every wall!
Okay, let's go!
Five, four, three, two, one...
Jump!
Thank God!
I did it! I did it! I did it!
Jump!
A new era.
It's only two seconds until it opens.
And at the same time as it opens, it controls so that it doesn't crash into a rock.
This is the world's most dangerous sport, horse jumping!
What kind of sport is this? I can't touch it!
Can you do it?
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Next is South Colombia.
Amazon area's pearl hunt!
Hello!
Ms. Lomes will guide us!
Let's go! Colombia's cute pearls best 3!
A monkey! A monkey! It's so small! It's a rhino!
There's a rhino over there!
The third place is a very friendly monkey, a rhino!
When you give it your favorite banana, it comes without being wary of you.
It's so cute! It's amazing!
It's so small! It's so light!
Even now, it doesn't feel like I'm holding it at all!
But if you look closely, it's almost like a human being!
It's like a cube of slime! It's a little cold!
Grabbing a branch with these wet fingers and moving like a chair, that's how it got its name!
Following such a rhino, Colombia's cute pearl best 2 is...
There's something! Something cute!
The one taking a nap inside is a goldfish!
It's here! It's here! It's here! It's so cute!
It's awake, so please stand diagonally!
Ah! It shook! It shook!
Be gentle and don't get excited!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! It's caught! It's caught! It's caught!
Everyone, please look! This is an Amazon goldfish!
It has a very long tongue and the tip of its nose is a little plump and plump!
It's so long!
It's a cute goldfish like a plush!
However, after being disturbed for a nap, she is furious.
She attacks her sister with a terrifying counterattack.
- Be careful. - What is it?
- She's pooping. - She's pooping.
- No, no, no.
- She's pooping hard. - No, no, no.
You're kidding, right?
Furthermore, her finishing move.
Oh, no! No, no, no!
Now, finally, the number one cute pet in Colombia!
It's a very rare pet that lives in the northern forest!
You can rarely see it, so we asked them to show it to us in this zoo!
This is a pet that represents Colombia...
It's called "caterpillar tamarin".
Caterpillar tamarin
The "caterpillar tamarin" has hair like the "caterpillar tamarin" we saw earlier.
I don't know what it is, but it looks like a young man wearing a mesh shirt.
It's so cool!
It really looks like a "caterpillar tamarin".
Also, it's a very rare "caterpillar tamarin".
It's a female "caterpillar tamarin" compared to a male "caterpillar tamarin".
It's a very strong bond. It's definitely not a "caterpillar tamarin".
In the wild, it's a "deadmetzkingsh" that lives in the northern forest.
They always live in a very nice place near the Caribbean Sea.
It's like a resort city, in a sense, for humans.
It's amazing.
I want to go there right now. I'm eating like a "pocky" right now.
Next, we will report on the indigenous people of the Amazon.
We will visit a village of "huitototos".
Welcome!
Are you a family of shamans?
They welcomed us as shamans of the village, a family of "huitototos".
This way, please.
- Hello. - Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Let me show you how we dance.
Sharman is a magician who can communicate with spirits and purify the mind and body.
First, we'll do this dance for 15 minutes.
What did you mean by that dance?
Our family's house will be completed soon.
It's a dance of joy.
It's not our welcome or anything like that.
It's a dance of joy for this house.
Next, we'll eat the traditional cuisine of this village.
This is the leader of the village, Ms. Laura.
She's picking up ingredients right away.
- Wow, you're peeling it off. - I'm peeling it off.
We use this tree to pick up ingredients.
What are they picking up in the jungle?
Are they in there?
A huge ant came out of it.
This is very delicious.
It's huge. This is what we eat.
- It's called "durukunyo". - "Durukunyo".
"Durukunyo" means white ant.
Although they're called ants, they're actually cockroaches.
You can pick up a branch just by putting it in a vine. Try it.
They finally catch the white ants.
They're very aggressive.
They attack those who have invaded the vine.
I know. I know they're hiding and biting.
If you pull this out...
They pull up the ant that bit the branch.
- Wow. - Wow.
Oh, no!
It really looks like a grape cover.
I feel sick!
I got only this much.
- Wow. - Wow.
Wow, it's quite a lot.
- This much is enough. - Three pieces?
Come on, let's eat, let's eat.
Let's eat, let's eat.
Now, Amazoness cooking starts!
First, crush the ant.
I'm crushing the ant with my feet first.
Then, wash it well with water.
Stir-fry it a little and mix it with a special sauce,
and it's ready to eat!
Stir-fried white ant is ready!
After eating an ant, it's right to bite a dog.
I'll just eat it.
How will it taste like?
It's spicy!
Yes, it's spicy.
It's spicy!
It's spicy, what is it?
It becomes a habit when you bite it.
The seasoning is spicy, but the ant is savory and delicious.
It's a favorite food of children in the village.
I'm so hungry.
Let's go in.
They gather one by one to eat white ant.
Pakito!
You're so cute, Pakito!
Pakito!
Come here, Pakito!
Sazaki!
Come here, come here!
Come here!
Come here, come here!
It's a little sour, but I think it goes well with a beer snack.
After eating, the shaman cleans his body.
I will cure all of your problems. Where do you want me to treat you?
Recently, I have a severe stiff neck, and I want you to cure it.
I also cut my hair too short, so I want to grow it out as soon as possible.
I want to grow it out as much as possible.
It's easy. I'll fix it for you right away.
Now, the ceremony will finally begin.
Light a fire on something like a firewood and spit out smoke.
Take this into your mouth and blow it up where you want to cure it.
Hit your body and put the smoke into your body.
Stretch out! Stretch out! Stretch out!
Now, please, dad.
He put mint leaves into his mouth and crushed them with his teeth.
I have a bad feeling about this.
He vomited.
This ritual is repeated by the whole family.
With this, he got rid of his shoulders and his hair will grow back soon.
It's over.
That's all!
World Tour in 78 countries!
Colombia wins!