AISubs v3.7
It's 9600 kilometres away from Japan.
Kurosawa, Yakko and Kawamura are going on a one-stop hot spring tour in England.
They came all the way from capital London.
We're in England!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Your way of doing things has changed. - Yes.
- It's a new competition. - Yes.
- I think it's important to improve teamwork. - Yes.
- This time, we'll do it together. - Yes.
If you can't do it, we'll give you a punishment tour.
If you can do it, we'll give you a reward.
Let's do our best to get a reward.
But I don't like punishment.
If you can do it, we'll give you a reward.
If you can't do it, we'll give you a punishment tour.
First of all, we'll test their physical strength.
They went to a facility.
Wow!
It's amazing!
There are women jumping on a trampoline.
This is a popular exercise in England.
It's called "jumping fitness".
Of course, it's a full-body exercise.
Because of the handle, the lower body is more effective in shaping up.
Let's do it!
If you can do it 120 times in one minute, you'll get a cake.
It's like weight loss.
If you can't do it, you'll get stamina food.
If anyone can do it more than 120 times in one minute, they'll pass.
Let's start!
If you can do it 120 times in one minute, you'll need more than twice the speed in one second.
Can you do it 120 times in one minute?
Kurosawa is doing his best.
If he realizes it, he can't do it.
He has no choice but to do it alone.
On the other hand, Kawamura.
For some reason, every time he jumps, he falls back.
And unfortunately, Yakko is out of strength.
I can't do it.
Why did you fall back?
20 seconds left.
Will he be able to do it?
He's especially focused on the crosser.
60 seconds over.
What's the record?
Kaura clearly cleared it.
He won a cake.
This is your reward, a cake!
That's a cake!
That's right, it's all a cake!
Actually, this Michel is a sweets artist.
Cakes that pursue reality are highly rated.
He won a gold medal at the World Food Olympics.
It doesn't look like a cake,
but of course you can eat it all!
The cake we can eat as a reward is...
right here!
That cake is...
Ta-da!
Kaura cake!
It took about 30 hours to make it.
Cakes that look like a cake are popular as birthday presents.
What's funny is...
that the cake itself is funny.
Let's eat the cake as a reward!
No!
You can't eat it without permission!
Without permission?
What's that?
No!
No, I'm scared!
It looks like udon noodles, doesn't it?
As you can see, it's sponge cake inside.
- It has meat inside. - Yes, it does.
I'm not good at this.
I'll eat it now.
It tastes good, but...
It's hot.
Next, we'll show you their latest performance.
- There's someone naked. - I've never seen anyone like that.
He is the performer, Gustavo.
What do you do for a living?
- I do booging. - Booging?
Let's see it now!
I'm excited!
When you stare at it, you get a strange feeling.
It's amazing!
Booging is a fusion of juggling and eye illusion.
By turning the board and folding it,
juggling has been reborn as a completely new art performance.
Depending on how you move it, the board can look in various shapes.
It's amazing!
It's hot!
Now, let's take you to the world of booging.
- It's nice to do it in the forest. - Yeah, but it's scary to do it in the forest.
- What is this technique? - What do you mean?
And the performer is a monster.
I'm a card ninja.
I'll show you a technique using cards.
- What is a card ninja? - I don't know.
- Watch out! - Watch out!
I can fly cards freely.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Look at this! - Look at this!
CARD HARASSMENT
- Wow! - Wow!
CARD NINJA AND JAVIER HARUKEN
- Wow! - Wow!
He controls cards like a shuriken and can hit any target.
- Wow! - Wow!
He's a popular guy in British commercials.
- Wow! - Wow!
Now, let's learn how to throw cards.
First, hold a card with your index and middle fingers.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Then, throw it straight with your wrist. - Okay.
It's surprisingly easy once you get the hang of it.
But it can be dangerous, so be careful.
- Oh, sorry! - Oh, sorry!
Where did it come from?
And now for the advanced level!
Now, let's try hitting a card with a watermelon.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's hard, but... - It's hard, but...
- It hits, but... - Yeah.
I don't think it'll hit.
I knew it!
Bingo! He hit the card correctly!
If I can hit the card correctly, it's a massage.
- Massage?! - If I can't hit the card correctly...
It's an electric shock.
- It doesn't suit you as a building. - It doesn't suit you as a building.
Will he be able to hit the card correctly?
Let's challenge!
The time limit is 30 seconds!
Start!
- It doesn't suit you as a building. - It doesn't suit you as a building.
What's an electric shock?
- You can do it! - You can do it!
You can do it!
Electric shock decided!
They went to a suspicious warehouse.
- I'm scared of this place. - Yeah.
I feel like I'll be out of work for a month.
- Is this it? - Those two?
- It looks huge. - It's huge!
Is this an electric shock?
Then...
- Look to your right! - To my right!
There are suspicious men there!
Suddenly...
It doesn't suit you as a building.
- It doesn't suit you as a building. - It doesn't suit you as a building.
That machine can create lightning!
It has 4 million volts!
Look closely!
2 million volts of lightning!
This is a serious one, isn't it?
But the show starts now!
The two people in suits are on the stage!
This is bad!
What is this?
They are an electric performance group, "Road of Lightning".
They wear metal suits and manipulate 400 million volts of lightning.
This performance is now popular all over the world.
Let's try this.
No, no, no.
It's not something an amateur would do.
It's dangerous!
If you wear this suit, you'll be safe.
Doesn't it hurt at all?
Sometimes, it's a little shocking.
Don't say unnecessary things.
Sometimes, it's a little shocking.
As long as you don't sweat, you'll be fine.
I sweat a lot.
You don't sweat, do you?
So, this is "Crosser" and "Codeino".
Do your best!
I'm turning on the switch!
Wait a minute!
Here we go!
Wait a minute!
Is it okay?
Is there a shock?
I don't like it.
Let's take you to the world of lightning performance for a while.
I'll write it in my song and take you there.
- How do you feel? - I don't like it.
Next, they'll test their guts.
They meet a professional.
The professional arrives.
This is Leilani-san.
She's the fastest woman in the world to walk on a bridge.
She can walk 20 meters in 10 seconds.
She also has a world record of walking with her shoulders folded.
She's truly a man of many talents.
- Would you like some tea? - No, thank you.
- Here's your tea! - Thank you!
- Wow! - Thank you!
Now, they'll announce their challenges.
If you can walk 3 meters on a bridge, you can make any wish come true.
If you can't, you'll be a human rocket.
But we've never been on a bridge before.
- Maybe someone can do it. - A bridge, huh?
It's been years since we've been on a bridge.
Kurosawa used to be able to walk on a bridge.
Will he be able to do it now?
Now, they'll walk 3 meters on a bridge.
- Ready, go! - First up is Yakko.
Start!
She hasn't become a bridge yet, but she's 42 years old.
She's dead.
No, I'm 42 years old and I don't want to see my son die.
Oh, no!
Finally, it doesn't work.
Hang in there!
Can she do it?
Can Kamura do it?
You can do it! You can do it!
Then...
I'm scared!
But...
Kamura can't do it, either.
The sand she asked for is black sand.
OK, OK, OK, OK...
Then, I'll push you from behind.
I'll push you from behind.
I can do it! I can do it!
Once, a bridge was built with black sand.
Your feet! Your feet!
Black sand!
Your left foot! Your left foot!
She has an image of that time, but she can't remember it.
It's sticky!
Ten years later, she changed to black sand.
She usually gives up here, but...
Hang in there!
She decided to do her best.
Speed! Speed!
Ah! Taxi! Taxi!
Unfortunately, that's it!
The punishment is a human rocket.
What's a human rocket?
That's a human rocket.
Wow! It's high!
There's a high crane there.
Yes, a human rocket is the most scary activity that the previous lord, Oshima, declared to be the scariest.
Kawamura, who became the second lord, can't avoid it.
Lord!
Huh? Isn't it you, lord?
Lord!
I haven't called you for a long time!
Kawamura, the new lord, is speeding up.
It's his first big job.
The crane he prepared this time is 80 meters in size.
It's 20 meters higher than last time.
Of course, he's scared.
Kawamura!
Yes?
I think there's a video from Oshima.
What?
It's 9 or 10 minutes before night.
My stomach hurts.
I'm eating jelly.
Kawamura!
Yes?
Did you eat a reverse bungee jump?
I'm about to do it.
Everyone...
Do your best!
- Do your best! - Mushiro-san, you looked like you were in a bad mood.
- That's right. - Isn't that what it's like to be popular?
- Is that what it's like to be popular? - That's right.
I heard that it's best to be stress-free, but...
- I want to be popular all of a sudden. - I know you want to be popular.
Let's Go! Human Rocket!
It's finally here.
It's okay. I'll just fly the rocket.
- I don't like this. - I'll just fly the rocket.
Let's go!
It's finally starting!
- It's fast! - It's fast!
The crane rises and pulls up the rubber band.
- Do your best! - Do your best!
- It's going up. - It's going up!
When it reaches the top, it takes off.
- It's going up! - It's going up!
It pulls up the rubber band from the sky.
It finally reaches the top.
And...
- It's going up. - It's going up.
It's going up!
It's only four seconds high, 80 meters high.
Look at her face!
But she did it!
I did it!
That was the UK tour!