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Let's go! Calendar Project!
From summer to autumn, September will be in charge of 70 years of this year, Fujii will be there.
And the person who will support him is...
Of course...
My wife.
Please give us your opinions on this show with a smile!
This time, you will be in charge of September's calendar.
I can imagine myself swimming with a human-beast shark in the sea.
Right?
- That's possible. - It's possible, Fujii.
But I'm worried about your outfit first of all.
- But this is in front of my house! - Wow!
- It's rare for someone to wear this, right? - Oh, really?
But Fujii, please wear this only in Tokyo.
It's really dangerous if you wear it in the jungle.
It can really bite you.
The subject of September, which makes you want to take him to the jungle, is...
The earth seen from space.
We have a dream.
That one of us will go to space one day.
But we also make a distinction between possible and impossible.
Meanwhile, now in America and Canada...
People are flying balloons on their smartphones...
And trying to shoot space and earth.
If we can take a video like going to space...
We want to make it a calendar for everyone.
Do you have a smartphone?
I don't have one.
I have a smartphone I just bought.
- Well, then... - Fujii.
What? My phone? No, no, no, no.
- Don't be stingy. - No, no, no.
No, no, no. I'm not being stingy.
It's possible that it won't come back.
Anyway, don't waste your time on that, darling.
That's important!
There are a lot of celebrities' phone numbers in here.
What do you have in there?
- Tatsuo Amemiya. - Wow!
- Toshiyuki Mishida. - Wow!
- And a photo of Moede. - That's disgusting.
It's not disgusting!
It's not disgusting, it's unfortunate!
What kind of calendar photo will it be this month?
10,000 km from Japan.
"One-shot Calendar Project" September edition.
Take photos of space and earth with your smartphone!
"IN AMERICA"!
The experimental stage is "LOVE ROCK", Nevada, USA.
In fact, this city is famous as a place where lovers gather from all over the United States.
This is a place where lovers lock their keys and swear eternal love.
Oh, that's great. I don't need it.
I don't need it, either. Why do you want me to do it?
No, no, I don't want you to do such a lonely thing.
You're the number one man I don't want you to hug me.
Why are you doing this?
I don't want you to do that.
As partners.
What is this, madam?
Madam Debbie's "D" and Degas' "D" overlap.
Finally, their duo name is decided.
"D" and "D".
They swear their love and success of filming.
Oh, that's great, madam.
You're weird.
You know, you're about to say goodbye to your wife.
What do you mean?
Finally, the project starts.
Nice to meet you.
Mr. John Powell will cooperate with them.
John is the president of a company called J.P. Aerospace.
In the future, he plans to go to space with his own spacecraft.
He is a space maniac.
In the past, he succeeded in shooting the blue earth by flying a balloon with his camera.
But, he was so happy about it that he changed the video into a T-shirt and wore it today.
If you show it, your interest will double, so we will edit it and hide it.
Can you really shoot the earth with your smartphone?
If you are lucky, you can do it.
Is it true?
But, how do you actually do it?
You put a balloon in your smartphone, fly it high, and pick it up when it breaks and falls.
That's a possibility, too.
No! No! No! No! Crazy! Crazy!
My smartphone! My star one!
What?
Well, I will explain in detail from now on.
A mission to go to space and earth.
First of all, check where you are going with your smartphone.
The destination is a dangerous place where the temperature is -50 degrees and there is little air.
I have been there once, so I know it.
But you are not 10,000 meters high.
Yes.
That's right.
Roy Kemban has experienced skydiving in a world of 10,000 meters above sea level.
But, this time, it is 30,000 meters high.
It is 30,000 meters high.
A world of 30,000 meters above sea level.
Space!
It is a clean area where the temperature is -50 degrees and there is little air, so there are no clouds.
The blue earth is under my eyes.
If you look up, you can see the dark space.
Are you going up?
My smartphone?
Oh, my God!
Why do you worry about your smartphone?
No, I do worry about it!
It is your smartphone.
No, I don't want to know names of people.
It is the same, isn't it?
Step 2. Space ship with smartphone.
Not only smartphone, you have something else too, don't you?
That's right. I prepared a space ship for this day.
This is the space ship.
You fly it with such a big balloon?
This is "the and the go" which becomes a mission.
It is equipped with a GPS and a battery to send a location.
Oh, it's light.
Well, it's like this, but it can't be light.
Oh, it's light, it's light.
It's like a TV comment, isn't it? It's light.
This ship has a light and durable carbon fiber.
The control weight is about 5 kg.
This area is made of styrofoam and paper.
Well, but is it really okay to fly with such a big balloon?
If you are so worried about it, let's drop it.
What?
It's already broken.
I'm so worried about it.
Even if the spaceship can go up to 30,000 meters in the sky,
the speed at which it will fall is 1,200 kilometers per hour.
In other words, it will exceed the speed limit.
If it falls with that momentum, it will be blown away like this.
That's right, that's right.
I also made a parachute so that it wouldn't happen.
Isn't it scary and easy?
That's right.
When it falls, it should open automatically with the momentum of the wind.
What? That's all?
You don't know where it will fall when you recover it, do you?
That's right. I was able to shoot at 30,000 meters in the sky.
If you can't recover your smartphone, it's all a waste of water.
In fact, as the spaceship rises,
it is attacked by a jet current flowing near 10,000 meters in altitude.
This current may be more than 100 meters in mass speed,
and sometimes it can flow more than 300 kilometers.
In that case, recovery is as difficult as looking for a needle in a desert.
For that time, the spaceship has four GPSs.
However, in wide America, recovery is impossible if the place where it fell is a mountain or a valley.
This is the biggest difficulty of the project.
Finally, let me introduce you to the spaceship's cabin.
Here it is.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's cute! - Wow!
A mermaid and a digger's doll will aim for 30,000 meters in the sky.
- It's cute! - Wait a minute!
- What are you doing? - What?
- The mermaid's doll is too cute, isn't it? - What are you talking about?
- It's rude. - It's rude, isn't it?
Mermaid, digger, it's not a comment, it's violence!
The main character puts the doll in a sterol box with high syntheticity...
...and shoots the doll's background as if it were between space and earth.
If they succeed, they will be able to shoot a wonderful video...
...where they can clearly see the roundness of earth and darkness of space.
- It's very stable. - Right?
These two will go there, our clones.
The launch is tomorrow. Will the project succeed?
The day of the launch.
Fujii, it's 4 in the morning.
It's still dark.
We got up early in the morning.
Let's pray for good weather and less wind.
But we're not flying in a good plane, are we?
How many times do I have to say it?
Our dolls will go in our place.
Are you sleeping?
The launch stage is Uenabista Valley, 25km east of Dubrock.
Even if a parachute doesn't open and you fall,
it's a place where damage is minimized.
How's the desert?
But during the day, the temperature goes up to 50 degrees.
Fujii, we're in trouble.
It's 50 degrees.
Let's go to adults' free research.
Let's make it work!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Shooting the earth with a smartphone project.
If we break it, we'll be in trouble.
That's right.
But no matter how many times I hear it,
I'm worried that it will go into space.
They also attach a reflector so that the plane can recognize the spaceship.
That's true.
If a plane comes while we're going up like this, it'll go boom!
If that happens, it'll all be in vain.
Fujii, the earth is saying good morning.
- Look, Fujii! - Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Amazing!
Fujii, say a prayer in front of the camera!
I hope we can take great pictures!
Yeah!
I hope we can do all the things we want to do before we die!
I hope we can do all of them!
Finally, helium gas is injected into the spaceship's engine, the balloon.
The balloon is covered with a vinyl sheet and blown away by the wind.
The balloon is blown away at a diameter of about 2.5 meters, but in the end, it expands by 20 meters due to heat pressure.
Meanwhile, the woman and Degger are practicing the launch.
This is a matter of responsibility, isn't it, ma'am?
That's right.
The balloon is pulled pretty hard.
Let's go!
It's like this.
It's fast!
One more time!
OK, OK, OK.
Originally, these two are clumsy, but when you think about it, this location is the only place for them to show off.
If we fail and fall, it's all over for us.
Well, it's about time for us to launch it.
I feel like we're flying by ourselves.
No, no, you're right.
It's all right, Mr. Bakka!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
Two dolls and four small cameras are installed.
The sky is -50 degrees Celsius.
Heat protection measures have been implemented, but we don't know when it will stop.
OK, let's install the main smartphone.
Oh, I'm counting on you!
There are a lot of photos of my memories, and a lot of phone numbers of celebrities.
Instead of worrying about that, pray for us to get some nice footage.
I'm counting on you, God and Buddha!
I'm really counting on you!
Oh, that's nice!
Now, everything is ready!
Main camera!
I'm getting excited.
Bye-bye!
It's about a two-hour mission from launch to landing.
Now, let's go!
Three, two, one...
Go!
Launch!
"T" and "D" go! Take-off!
Can they safely reach 30,000 meters above sea level?
But I can't believe they can do it with those cars
I know right? I can't believe it
Star, come over here
Let's see how the spaceship is doing
Right now it's 7,000 meters above sea level
But it's mostly above sea level
It's going to fall right below us
No it's not
Because of the jet flow of 10,000 meters
At least a few dozens of kilometers should be washed away
But as long as the GPS doesn't stop, you can tell when the balloon broke
That's amazing
Humans are amazing
And an hour and 25 minutes later
They finally reach 30,000 meters
It's not an airplane, it's just a balloon
30,000 meters is amazing
Luckily it's only about 20 kilometers away
But it's still that far away
The problem is that there are two mountains here
If you fall there, it's pretty difficult to recover
Wow, it's hard to go up a mountain
And an hour and a half later
It broke
You can tell it's going to fall
It's probably going to fall around here
If we head there now, we might be able to see where it fell
Go, go, go
They head to where they expect to fall
Wow, I'm getting nervous
John, it looks like it fell two minutes ago
It looks like it's already fallen into a valley of mountains
Oh my god!
They couldn't confirm where it fell by sight.
So, they are waiting for a thorough work.
I have no choice. Let's get out of the car and check this area once.
The search depends on the radio wave from the transmitter attached to the spaceship.
It's this way.
It's in that direction.
They try to go in a direction with a reaction.
Then...
Hey! We can see something shining in the middle of the hill!
What?
Looking at the camera...
Oh!
We can see something shining white.
I think so.
It's slanted like this.
Could it be...
No.
If it's a spaceship, we can see a blue parachute.
It's been three days. I'm getting anxious.
Don't worry.
I'm sure it's within 10 kilometers of this direction.
Within 10 kilometers?
It's not 1 or 2 kilometers. It's within 10 kilometers of this direction.
Do you know where it is?
They search while walking along a winding road.
It seems like it's reaching the end of the world.
I think it's a place where cars can't enter.
Wait, wait.
- 73-year-old old woman... - What are you doing?
A young and fat man from Pernia.
Are you going to walk all the way?
I know that feeling.
But I'm more prepared to walk than walk.
- Are you going to walk all the way? - As he said,
the car eventually stops.
They continue their search on foot.
It's unstable.
It's estimated that it's three kilometers to the drop point.
- It's 40 degrees Celsius. - Oh, no.
They walk for about an hour and a half.
Look at this view, ma'am.
Ma'am, can you stand here and walk on this calendar?
To be honest, if it was before...
And finally...
What's that?
Go, go, go!
We did it!
They won the lottery!
We did it!
That's amazing!
They're still attacking.
We did it!
There's a mermaid, too!
Amazing!
And the cell phone!
My cell phone!
Yes, come on, come on!
Are they safe?
Will they be okay?
Okay!
The staff are back safe and sound!
Okay, nice, come back!
What kind of footage is being recorded there?
Let's take a look at some of it!
This is amazing!
Okay, here we go!
Wow!
What's this?
Three!
Two!
One!
Cute!
Go!
Wow!
Wow, this is amazing!
Nice!
Wow, this is great!
They're fast!
There's a camera!
There's a variety of cameras!
The spaceship carrying the mermaid and Tetsuro
began to rise at a speed of 20 km/h
and successfully launched!
Wow!
Wow, the mermaid did it!
The launch was a success!
That's right, Tetsuro!
Can we go home like this?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's hot, isn't it?
I'm about to collapse!
It's cold!
No, no, you're sexy!
But more importantly, look!
Everyone is getting further and further away!
It's like a fairy tale!
It's like a puppet show!
But the scenery is not as great as you think!
Well, that's because it's a desert!
What's this?
It began to rise for about 15 minutes!
The balloon reached a altitude of 4000 m!
Wow!
Oh, ma'am, it's about time for the clouds to go away.
You're right! Wow, they're going away!
Oh, and the sky is turning blue, too!
Wow, ma'am, it feels so good!
Oh, it's a one-night stand, so please sing us a song!
Leave it to me!
Just a moment, Mr. Railwayman,
I have a request for you, ma'am,
This balloon, your nosebleed and your sneeze
Make it look like you're flying in space!
You should've asked me that before!
Who should I ask, anyway?
And about 30 minutes after the launch,
the jumbo jet plane flies to a altitude of 10,000 m!
Oh, ma'am, it's getting really dark in here!
Ma'am, this is the world at an altitude of 10,000 m that I've landed in!
You're bragging again!
And on top of that, isn't your balloon spinning?
Oh, you're right!
You know, it's not because of the wind, but because of the jet plane!
By the way, ma'am, what else would you like to do before you die?
What do you mean, "before you die"?
Oh, I'm sorry!
I want to go to Yellowstone and Antarctica!
But you don't have much time left, ma'am!
You're being rude!
And one hour and twenty-five minutes after the launch,
the jet plane finally flies to an altitude of 30,000 m!
What kind of scenery can we see on our smartphones?
Look at this! This is a world of 30,000 meters above sea level!
If you look up, you can see the darkened universe.
And the blue earth under the eye is drawing a soft curve.
Oh, lady! You're finally here!
Iron man! This is amazing!
Look at this! Wow! The earth is really blue and round, isn't it?
It's just like Gagarin said!
This is a real universe, lady!
Wonderful!
Beautiful!
Fantastic!
Wow! Look! Look! Look! It's like an aurora! It's beautiful!
By the way, iron man, I'm getting worried.
Can't we go back to earth as it is?
No, no, no. In fact, I don't want to go back anymore.
What?
It's so beautiful, lady!
We're in space now!
Yeah!
Help me! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Iron man, help me! I'm scared!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Iron man, help me! Iron man!
It's really bad.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
My smartphone... My smartphone is in danger!
It has nothing to do with your smartphone! Leave it to me! It's your life! It's your life!
No, it's important! Lady!
Just leave your smartphone alone!
Oh, no! It's falling! It's falling!
Oh, no! It's scary!
Lady's towel... Lady's towel is about to come off!
What are you saying, you idiot?!
Lady... Lady... Oh, I'm scared! I'm scared!
You're scary, too!
Oh, Tetsuro! It looks like you're not with us anymore!
You look like you can go home safe and sound!
It's a good choice!
The earth is getting closer!
You're becoming a topic of conversation now, you idiot!
Oh, thank goodness!
Ouch!
That was the best!
Ouch!
Oh, it hurts!
And the calendar photo will be this one!
Amazing!
Earth from space, a huge success!
Yeah!
Martian Tetsuro, thank you for your hard work!