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One month big comment tour!
I hate this.
This year's one is...
Who is it?
How many times have you done it?
She's been doing it for a while.
You're not allowed to do it.
What? A big comment tour?
Yes.
You've done it before, haven't you?
No, the members have already moved around.
No, no, no, no, no, no. But that's weird.
They have moved around.
If it was the second week in a row, then before the group, Imoto and Daisuke would probably be doing it.
But the order has changed.
You can't say okay.
They're going to do it, so let's ask them about it.
About the comment tour, it might be okay for me to talk about it with the members.
But I can't do a guest appearance or anything like that with the members.
I can only do it with the members.
I can't do a comment tour with the members.
If you had the talent to do it, you wouldn't be doing it like this.
And this week's "Degasare" is...
Their first attempt at a big comment tour, Kawakita Mayuka.
Just what kind of big comment will they show us?
From Japan to 9000km away,
a one-time member tour project,
annual big comment tour in Europe.
First, a warm-up.
We've come to Plater Amusement Park in Austria.
Here, there's a machine that makes you feel the worst in Europe.
It's so fast!
That's this super high-speed rotating machine, "Ecstasy".
It's popular these days.
When you put your feet in, stars flutter.
That's what I want to do.
If you don't put your feet in, they'll cut this show.
Oh, no.
"Ecstasy" starts now.
First, spinning backward at high speed.
- Oh no! - Oh no!
Oh no!
Now the machine is leaning and rising.
Oh no!
Suddenly, the machine is upside down.
In this state, it is turned around mercilessly.
Oh no!
It's no longer possible to scream.
It's just buried.
It's over.
But it's not over yet.
They've been dancing with the fans for more than five minutes.
Let's see how much they've been dancing.
Time's up!
I'm going to throw up.
I can't do it anymore.
The result was worse than the machine.
It was uncle's nosebleed.
The next lecture is across the sea to England.
It's also a zombie shopping mall.
Next time, we'll do it in a secret place.
Yes, it's still a secret what they'll do.
I'm scared. What is it?
The stage is this shopping mall.
Actually, the new zombie appearance is...
It's called "zombie event".
This event is very popular in England now.
It's a survival game where you escape a shopping mall while defeating zombies.
And the interesting thing about this event is...
Everyone comes here because they want to be a zombie.
In England, there are people who are "zombie maniacs".
They want to scare someone.
So today, we'll sacrifice someone.
Do you want me to take it off?
What is it?
There is a guide here.
The guide follows the guide and moves.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm really scared.
Leaving them behind, the zombie event begins.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
What is it?
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
The guide appears.
Oh, no! They're surrounding me!
If I don't escape now, my life is in danger!
What is it?
They don't know what will happen yet.
This is so scary!
What should we do?
Say it! Say it! Say it!
"Fetch!" "Fetch!" is the story! "Fetch!" is what?
What is it? What is it?
Monsters will eat you up!
Monsters?
Quiet! Quiet!
Listen carefully!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I really don't like it anymore! I really don't like it anymore!
What is this?
I don't like it! I don't like it!
"Fetch!" "Fetch!"
Fetch!
And finally, they appear!
"Fetch!" "Fetch!"
Fetch!
And they ran into a fairly large room.
No, stop! Right, right, right!
Someone's in there!
Their reactions are good, so the zombies storm in.
Let's go save the zombies!
They're supposed to fight and rescue, but...
Sorry! Sorry, man! Sorry, sorry!
Leaving their friends behind, they look around.
It's like an alien! Like an alien!
I don't know who they are, but I won't destroy them!
In the UK, it's a zombie event of great misfortune.
Everyone, please travel to the UK!
Next up is "Drunk Buggy".
Here is the next "Drunk Buggy".
The one who made "Drunk Buggy" come alive is "Drunk Buggy"!
Wow, this is pretty drunk!
But it looks like a lot of fun!
Yes, you probably think, "This is just fun!"
However, there is a deeper reason for this.
Until we came here, we did two locations.
Wow! We've come all the way up!
One of them is here, a spinning swing that spins 96 meters above the ground.
Kawakita did his best, but...
The video you're watching is a swing.
Another one is a 120km/h powerboat.
Kawakita did his best, but...
The video you're watching is a swing.
So, we asked this mudskipper for help.
If mud is your opponent, you should show us your talent.
I love this!
- Oh, you like this kind of thing. - I love it!
- Oh, I see, I see. - Will she show us her talent at the right time?
- Roger! - Oh, it's starting all of a sudden!
Mudskipper, launch!
- Woohoo! - This looks fun!
If you're a driver who's set foot in mud, you're very talented!
Mudskipper, you look like you're having a lot of fun!
- I'm having a lot of fun! - I'm having a lot of fun!
But in this case, the mud doesn't cover as much mud as expected.
Kawakita is the one who's covered in mud.
- My legs are all wet! - Time's up!
- Wait a minute! - My legs are all wet!
- Isn't it weird? - No, it's not!
No, no!
- My legs are all wet! - Stop it!
- My hands are all dirty! - No, no!
- What are you doing?! - What are you doing?!
At this point, we wonder...
Doesn't she know what she's doing?
Why is Kawakita trying so hard to lure her to the mud?
If you leave her face like that, it's over.
Kawakita's feelings won't reach her.
What are you doing?
No matter how hard Kawakita tries,
the board of comments will only get half-hearted reactions.
In the end, Kawakita forced everything on Kawakita.
And what disappointed Kawakita even more was...
Kawakita, don't close your face.
I'm not closing my face! I'm serious! I'm not closing my face!
Look at me, I'm covered in mud!
She's worked as a rigger girl for eight times.
Kawakita has become stronger.
But the real screaming begins now!
Next up is a bug jump.
The barometer is...
one hundred percent!
Wow, what is it? It's high!
There's someone there!
It's twenty meters high.
A man is standing on the crane.
And then...
Wow!
This is crazy!
He dives from the bottom of the crane!
Wow!
It's called "bug jump"!
Extreme sports show the trendy trends in Europe.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm sorry, but no thank you.
It's impossible! I know!
It's like an airbag and it's very safe.
No, no, no, no, no!
The safety is checked with a Degas doll.
The falling height is 20 meters.
Go for it, Degas doll!
Will the safety...
...be safe?
No, no, no, no, no!
What's wrong with you, Degas doll?
You were born to burn and break!
Anyway, they go for 20 meters.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
This is impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
It's impossible!
I know! I got it! I was answering the question!
I can't do it!
20 meters is impossible!
They lower their gondola little by little.
Is it 10 meters here?
10 meters is a little...
It's not safe, you know.
I don't think I can do it.
10, 10, you can do it!
10 meters is not impossible, you know.
No, no, no, I was banned from doing this in the Kodebu Church.
No, but I think you can do it, Degas doll.
Yes, it's time for Degas doll to do her best!
Degas doll, please fly!
Wait a minute, please wait a minute, because of the wind.
It's hot!
Wait a minute, because of the wind.
Hang in there!
The belly is done!
It's amazing!
And...
I'm scared.
She managed to do it!
She did it!
Is it true?
However, when she finished her work, Kawakita opened her mouth.
It's 10 now, isn't it?
It's 10.
Yes.
No, it's not.
It's not, isn't it?
No, it's not.
No, no, it's not.
It doesn't look scary at all.
It's higher than that.
It doesn't look scary at all.
No way!
It's a little higher than that.
Isn't it?
Let's look at the picture.
Let's look at the drawing.
She checks the picture she took.
First of all, it's a wide picture.
It's quite high, isn't it?
It's high, isn't it?
How high is it?
In short, it's 10 meters from the ground, but it's only about 6 meters from the airbag.
In this sense...
She also checks the picture of another camera.
This is the front view.
It disappears right away.
This one is still scary.
The airbag is big, so it will definitely disappear.
She can't fly higher than that.
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
But something unexpected happens here.
She can't fly higher than that.
Why?
She's not good at flying, so it's likely that she'll get hurt.
You're kidding, right?
What will Director Kawakita do?
Ten.
She herself decided to challenge herself to a height of ten meters.
I'm a Digger Girl, you know.
Digger Girl.
She finally holds up her watch.
Why do you say that to me?
Normally, I'm in that position and I'm cheering for you, right?
"Do your best," you say.
Why is Digger Girl there like that?
It's funny, isn't it?
Do your best!
What? Seriously?
Okay.
It's higher than before.
Here I go.
Three.
Two.
One.
Go!
Wow!
One.
Wow!
One.
She fell.
Kawakita successfully jumped over the crowd.
Wow!
I was so scared!
Wonderful! Wonderful!
OK!
OK, you went for 10 meters now, so you can go for 20 meters next.
20 meters?!
I can't fly, so I don't know what I'm doing!
But in the end, he gives a flower to Mr. Money Man.
He chose...
a human rocket!
Actually, this is the white thing that Mr. Money Man was most afraid of among all activities.
What is this crane?! I hate it! And the rope!
What?! It's going up! It's going up! It's going up! What?!
What do you mean? What do you mean?!
Oh, but people on this side are connected!
I hate it! I hate it!
And the gondola reaches the top!
Go!
A human rocket that flies up to 50 meters above the ground!
I'm so scared!
No, I can't laugh at all!
Miss, I can't laugh at all!
It's like "go for it!"
Can I do the last one?
No, what do you mean "last one"? What do you mean "last one"?
The last one to cheer you up.
Edit it and this will be the last one?
It's out!
Everyone in the studio and viewers!
I just arrived in London!
I just arrived in London and it's only been 3 hours!
Yes, he brought the gondola to the end, but in fact, he was the first one to do it!
This is editing violence!
Isn't it weird? It's only been 3 hours and it's the last one!
It's because of my schedule.
No, no, it's not because of your schedule, it's because of my heart's schedule!
And these people are all businessmen!
Are you sure it's going to rain like that?
I think it's going to be okay!
Did you say "maybe"?
I said "maybe"!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Don't say "maybe" like that!
Are you OK?
I don't need such a London joke!
It's dangerous to shake more than this, so let's fly away!
It's too fast!
The good thing about this activity is that it takes off regardless of one's will.
I can't drink it.
Take a breath before flying.
OK, let's go Mondra!
Good luck!
Now, they are ready!
Wow, it's going up!
As Mondra is about to go up, the adventure board is launched!
It's scary!
It's going up!
Now, they are ready!
Launch!
In just 3 seconds, they reached 50 meters!
It is literally "human rocket"!
They did it!
Successful landing!
It's over!
It's not over yet!
There is still a lot of work to do!
This has been a loud tour of Oikemban and Kawakita!