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2,100 km away from Japan...
Good luck, Mr. Oshima!
The first hot spring tour for summer, in Taiwan!
We've come to Taipei, the center of Taiwan.
We're in Taiwan!
- Welcome! - It's been a while!
- It's fun. - There's a lot of things to do in Oshima.
- I have something to worry about. - Something to worry about?
Mr. Oshima, you've gained a lot of weight lately.
That's right! He's gained a lot of weight!
- I think I'm close to 90 kg now. - Wow!
- That's crazy! - He's worried about me.
- Are you worried? - Yes, I am.
Don't you hate me more?
Let's go! A hot spring tour in Taiwan!
Speaking of refreshing in Taiwan, first is a massage!
This time, it's a very popular shop!
We'll have a massage from Mr. Oshima!
Then...
He brings out an electric drill!
It's a massage you only do here in the world!
That's why it's so good!
- I can't do it anymore. - I'm scared!
According to Mr. Oshima, an electric drill is the best way to loosen up your muscles.
Mr. Oshima, you look like you're being massaged on a Sunday.
- Does it hurt? - Does it hurt?
- Shall we do it here, too? - No way!
Let's move on. Next is...
When you go to Taiwan, shampoo is recommended.
In Taiwan, where there is a lot of bike commuting,
many women go to work after taking off their helmets and shampooing.
It's about 600 yen, so it's recommended when you go to Taiwan for sightseeing.
Not only do they wash your hair, but they also give you a massage.
- I want you to do it for me. - You're doing it for me.
And the best place to show off is...
where you remove your bubbles.
- This is amazing! - What is this?
Something just stood up!
- Musa, open your mouth. - It's a bug.
Musa, your hair is...
- It's stuck in my hair. - It's scary!
They even give you a nice blow.
Musa, I didn't know you had that hairstyle.
I'm 34 years old.
- I'm a bit old. - Yes, you are.
I'm a 34-year-old country woman.
- Aren't you wearing a thin outfit? - The back is pretty.
- It's very pretty. - It's scary.
And the only place you can't miss when you go sightseeing is...
the only place you can eat and walk.
More than 500 shops are lined up.
It's like a food street.
Now, let's see their recommended dishes.
I'm excited.
First, a plate of 150 yen.
Oyster.
- If you fry oysters in pork fat... - Wow, it looks good.
they add melted sweet potato flour and eggs.
It's a Taiwan-only classic dish.
You can't go wrong with this.
Oyster omelet with a unique texture.
- It's good! - It's good!
- It's a mochi! - It's a mochi!
- It's like a mochi made of plants. - It's like potato starch dough.
- Is it strong? - It's not sweet.
- It's not sweet? - It's not sweet.
From now on, for four months, for those who have absolutely increased their annual salary,
they will eat something else one by one.
And finally, the most popular one in the queue is...
One of them is 165 yen, Da-chan, Bao, Xiao-chan.
Taiwanese-style hot dog sandwiched with mochi rice instead of bread.
- It looks good! - It looks good!
- It's good! - The mochi is crispy.
- This is good. - This is good!
Oh, no! It looks like I'm really hungry, Nagata!
And now, the special menu waiting for you!
It's called "Ya-to".
With the head of a duck as it is, this is "Ya-to".
It's a nutritious and low-calorie dish stewed in kampo soup.
Since it's meat, shouldn't we eat it?
It's not nutritious, so shouldn't we eat it?
It's not nutritious for your face!
- It's delicious, but... - Wait, how much can you eat?
You can't eat this part of the beak, can you?
You can eat it all.
- You're eating it like you're on a diet. - No, no, no.
- It has calcium. - I've never heard of a beak that has calcium.
Thank goodness! It's Shibashi's first experience!
- It's hard. - It's hard.
- It's harder than a pudding. - Is it good?
It's good!
Next morning...
They'll practice for the marathon from the hotel.
- Sorry for the wait. - Yes.
- You're wearing a nice shirt. - It's a nice morning.
- Sorry. - Can you hold my head up?
- Isn't this too high? - You're too much.
- You're too much.
Let's see how well they can run.
Start!
Stop it!
- You're too slow. - I wish it wasn't a bicycle.
I'll pass you.
You're a little faster than I am.
- You're fast. - You're fast.
- Next...
A bird?
- Wow! - Wow!
- You did it! - You did it!
- Goal! - Goal!
The leader of the cheering squad, Asako Itou, has arrived.
- Are you doing your best? - I am!
- You're nervous. - Thank you.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you.
- I wanted to see it with my own eyes. - Thank you.
Now, Asako will join them.
I think I'll be the first one to lose weight.
The problem is...
As everyone can see...
her weight is too heavy...
and she has no muscle at all.
Can I take a break?
My legs are about to fall off.
- How many minutes? - Two minutes.
My legs are about to fall off in two minutes.
My voice is getting hoarse.
My body is...
The leader of the cheering squad, Asako Itou...
is doing her best to run for 15 minutes during her break.
This is hell.
- Is it that tiring? - My legs won't go up.
Also, this concrete is too hard.
- My knees hurt. - It's not good for your knees.
- It's good for your legs. - Really?
- There's a fluffy part. - Really?
This is the practice area they prepared for the hut.
Let's go into the grassland.
- Wow, amazing! - Amazing!
- The ground is fluffy for some reason. - It's amazing!
- Isn't it? - Amazing!
- Wow! - Amazing!
Actually, grass caught up with mud from the swamp and became like this.
In Taiwan, it's famous for being a mysterious spot.
But this time, they took it as a practice area for the hut.
- I'll go with you. - Really?
- It feels good. - It looks good.
But if you don't drive carefully, you'll sink into the swamp.
- I'll go jogging. - Have a good trip!
- This way. - My knees hurt!
- It's not good for my knees. - It's not bad for your knees.
- It's not good for my face. - It looks bad for you.
- My face... - It looks bad for you.
And if you get stuck, it's over.
For the hut owners with weak willpower, it's a good practice area.
You should have started earlier.
Stop! Stop!
- It feels good. - It hurts.
- What is it? - I want to go in.
- You want to go in? - Go in.
- I want to go in. - Are you taking your feet off?
- Do you want me to pull you up? - I want you to help me.
- I want you to help me.
Watch out!
I can't do it!
Once you step on it, you can't get out of it.
I can't do it!
I'm going to die!
It's hard!
I'm going to die!
I can't do it!
There are many unknown insects in the car.
Look! This mansion is running with caution.
Can he do it?
Next, we will make memories for tourists in Taiwan.
Teleportation photos.
Teleportation photo studio allows you to take different photos of you than usual.
There are many bride-type photos.
It's good.
We can use it for wedding photos.
First, choose your favorite out of 500 dresses.
Great!
Let's go with this one.
I want to transform!
Once you decide on your style, professionals will do your make-up.
Of course, the photographer is also a professional.
The price is about 15,000 yen.
How did the four of them transform?
First, Kurosawa.
Heina, dancing with a marito.
The way idols style their hair is cute.
Next is Noo-san.
A chubby fairy.
You look like a lizard.
It suits you.
It suits you very well.
I've never seen such a novel hairstyle.
And then, Oshima.
You look like a pig.
A pig that looks like it will do bad things.
You look cute.
You look great.
You've done it twice.
I've done it twice.
It's dangerous.
And Asako is...
A little fat Gagas.
Gagas is cool.
He's cool.
You look great.
You've done it all in real time.
Is it true?
Most of it.
Then, President Mimai.
I'm sorry, President Mimai.
Next is refreshing with activities.
You're climbing up very high. What is it?
It's a good activity.
I don't like scary things.
Then...
Something is coming.
What is it?
It's amazing.
A group of tricycles is coming down at high speed.
It's crazy.
It's fast.
It's dangerous.
Now, in Taiwan, it's a popular drift tricycle.
It slides the wheel and makes a curve, and it's made for drifting only.
The trick is simple.
Just put a plastic pipe in the rear tire and make it slide easily.
First, the crosser will experience it.
It's a rare sight of a desperate crosser.
Next up is Moosan.
Moosan looks like he's having a lot of fun!
It's been seven years since one ball started.
Moosan looks like he's having a lot of fun.
I've never seen him like this before.
(Laughing)
As for Asakura and his parents, they're driving themselves.
(Cheering)
They're pretty good drivers.
(Cheering)
When they finally get used to it...
(Cheering)
(Laughing)
(Whistle)
They hit the ground!
This is bad!
I'm sweating like crazy!
Miyuki!
(Laughing)
Look at that!
It's a monster!
Miyuki!
It was a nice breeze, wasn't it?
We are drifters.
(Laughing)
We... are drifters!
Next up is a machine that Taiwan is proud of!
The green one is a cruise-type jet coaster.
It's called a "streaming condor".
The maximum altitude difference is 56 metres.
The maximum speed is 122 kilometres per hour.
When you see your stomach floating up, it's a continuous attack!
(Cheering)
I'm sorry.
I'm not in a good mood.
(Laughing)
You know...
You were cheering me up and telling me to do my best, weren't you?
I still am!
I know!
If you have that kind of spirit, ride this and give me courage.
You'll ride it, won't you?
She said "won't you?"
I'm not Bungy.
Please, master.
So, we'll do the crossover race separately.
Let's go!
Let's do it!
It's fun! It's fun! It's fun!
Start!
- Yay! - All three of them are refreshed.
Time's up.
I feel sick.
Please watch TV 24 hours a day and enjoy "Deadly Oyakata King".
- I'm scared of this. - Me too.
Master, please give me something to drink.
Another menu for Kurosawa is...
Frog soup.
Frogs cooked with garlic are a popular menu in Taiwan.
It's burnt.
It's not silky.
You're eating a frog!
You're a junior, so do your best!
But once you get used to it...
I like it.
I eat it a lot.
Actually, I eat it positively.
How does it taste like?
It's like a frog soup without any flavor.
What about the skin?
The skin is like a nitch.
Now, our journey ends at a spectacular waterfall.
We've come to a forest by sunset.
Look at that.
Could it be...
There's already a waterfall there!
To be honest, I can't say it has good scenery.
At night, many fireflies emit light here.
Here?
Do you fly here?
That's great!
I can't wait to see it!
If it's true, it must be spectacular here.
Now, please wait for it...
New York Time!
Are you ready?
One, two...
Here we go!
It's beautiful!
It's flying a lot!
Unfortunately, there's only a little light reflected in the camera and lens.
However, the four of them can see countless fireflies.
If you take a picture of it, you can see it clearly.
It's beautiful!
Just singing is not enough, after all.
This is...
That's too much!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
No! You! Are! Gayyyyyyyy!
"BTS and ASAKO's Taiwan Tour" at 2 p.m.!