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Hi, everyone! How are you?
"Child Machine" is broadcasting from "Magic Land" again this week.
Today, we have a letter of question.
You sent me a lie again.
I received it from Takuji Kawakubo, who lives in Gunma Prefecture, at the age of two. Thank you!
It's a lie at the age of two, isn't it?
What is the string coming out of Mr. Agota's chin?
Hair. Long hair coming out of my chin.
Before the show ends, I have something to say.
Are you the real bear?
Yes, I'm in it.
The show lasts about eight minutes, but it's actually about twenty minutes, so it depends on whether you live or die every time.
That's right!
Sorry for the dreamless answer.
Well, it's a lie, so it doesn't matter.
Well, let's get started again tonight.
Together with everyone...
"Saturday Night Child Machine"!
Saturday Night Child Machine
Let's play "Make and Play" with Paruparu-san!
Paruparu-san, what are you going to make today?
You're quick-tempered, aren't you?
What do you think will come out of this material?
Well, since there is a dragon,
the dragon will move like this and break this box.
No way!
Paruparu-san, I'm going to make "shaktri" dragon today.
"Shaktri" dragon?
When you pull or shrink a thread, it moves like a "shaktri" insect.
Wow!
Let's get started!
First of all...
I want to make a hole here.
Okay.
I'm going to use a cutter for the first time.
Cutters are dangerous.
They are, aren't they?
Okay, carefully...
Cutters are difficult.
You're not good with cutters?
No, I'm not.
Will it be difficult this time?
No, it's easy!
Easy?
Okay.
First of all...
I'm going to make a cut here...
and here...
and then...
I'm going to put the rubber band in here.
You're not lost today.
Yeah.
I think I can do it today.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think I can do it.
You can do it, can't you?
Yes, I can do it today, too.
All right.
I've finished one.
I'll make a cut here and put it in.
Huh?
Is it not what you thought it would be?
It's a little different.
Well...
And...
Yeah?
Ah...
Huh?
Ah, I messed up.
You messed up?
What should I do?
Huh?
I messed up.
It was the other way around.
The other way?
It was like this.
I'm in a pinch!
Huh? A pinch?
What should I do?
I'm in a pinch!
It's my first time in a pinch!
What should I do?
Can you fix it now?
I can't fix it.
What should I do?
But I don't care.
I'll use a lot of cellophane tape.
Can you do it with a lot of cellophane tape?
Yeah.
What's wrong?
I knew it.
I knew I was wrong.
You're wrong, too?
What should I do?
I'm in trouble.
I'll do my best.
You can do it!
That's enough of this.
It's supposed to be this way.
I see.
It's supposed to be...
It's supposed to be like this.
I see. Can't you do it the other way around now?
That's enough of this.
Can you do it?
I think I can do it now.
Here...
What's wrong?
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
I can't do it.
I'm getting tired again today.
I made a mistake.
This is a complete failure.
Don't you think it could be a different toy?
A different toy?
What's this?
What did you say you were going to make today?
Today...
Shaktri Dragon.
I think you can do it.
Okay.
Thank you, Guzguz.
I think you can do it.
I think you can make a different kind of fun toy.
You're getting there.
It's done!
Is it done?
It's done!
Nobile Nobile Dragon is done!
One, two...
Wow!
It grew!
Wow! It's interesting!
It grows vertically, right?
Yes.
Try it.
My face is going to fall apart.
It grew!
Wow! It grew!
Ta-da!
Wow!
It's fun!
Nobile Dragon!
What's going on?
The dragon is growing.
The dragon's face grew vertically?
Yes.
Wow!
Nobile Dragon!
Ah!
Par-par-san
Par-par-san is a little shaky here and there.
I was going to say it to a shame, but it has turned into a different toy.
So, good kids, here you are.
You can assemble the box with Par-par-san special tape.
It is a pity that you did not use it this time.
You could have made a hole in the box, but...
It could have been tied with a rubber band.
It could have been tied with a string.
Why is the finished product so different?
Splendid!
Here's my riddle, try answering it!
There's no way you can answer it!
Here's the question!
What kind of dog gets bored with anything?
What kind of dog?
What is it?
Akita prefecture?
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Should I tell you the answer?
The answer will surprise you, baby!
The answer is a stupid dog!
A stupid dog without concentration is the answer!
Riddle, riddle, riddle, riddle, riddle, lock!
Here's my riddle, try answering it!
But will you be able to answer it?
Here's the question!
What kind of planet asks you to erase people's belongings right away?
What kind of planet?
What is it? Mars?
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Should I tell you the answer?
The answer will surprise you, baby!
The answer is Earth!
Because only Earth exists for humans!
Riddle, riddle, riddle, riddle, riddle, lock!
Do you know my riddle?
You don't know it, do you?
Here is the question!
What is the role of the company that makes you do the party?
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Shall I tell you the answer?
An unbelievable answer, baby!
The answer is...
My teeth hurt...
When people go out...
Makeup...
Of course!
Here is the question!
We meet up at 12 o'clock...
If we're 90 minutes late...
What? What?
Boo! Boo!
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Shall I tell you the answer?
The answer is...
One and a half o'clock!
It's obvious, isn't it?
Don't think too much!
My riddle, riddle, think honestly!
I'll tell you a story.
Momotaro
One day, as grandpa went to the mountains for grazing,
grandma went to the river for laundry.
Then, what do you think?
From the top of the river, a big peach said,
"Donbraco, donbraco," and it flows, doesn't it?
Since it is a river in the mountains, it is not easy to receive a big peach.
Even if the flow is very fast, the weight of the peach is more than ten kilograms.
The pressure on grandma's body was unmeasurable.
However, grandma had basic physical strength that she had trained in the mountains for many years,
and she managed to receive the big peach and carry it out of the river.
In addition, when she used her basic physical strength and brought home the big peach,
grandpa was pretty excited.
Wow, it's huge. Let's cut it up and eat it.
However, grandma was calm.
You can't eat up such a big peach, can you?
No, I don't think you can.
No way, it's ten kilograms.
It's not about how big it is.
It's super big.
If you eat it all, it's poisonous.
I don't know what 'kaette' means.
But a mischievous old man can't help wanting to eat it.
If you leave it, you can keep it.
The old woman is calm.
Old man, think about it.
Peaches, once you cut them,
they start to get frozen,
and then they get mushy, don't they?
Look at it.
The contact surface with the ground.
Look at it.
It's already starting to get a little mushy.
If you cut it like this,
it gets mushy in no time.
And then, what's left of it
gets rotten in no time.
If you leave it at home,
thinking that it's rotten,
it's already rotten and you can't stand it.
If you leave it in a relatively cool place,
won't you be okay?
Huh?
What?
Are you
really saying that?
Then,
let's say you actually leave it behind.
An hour later,
it'll be black.
You're
going to eat it, right?
Really,
you're going to eat it, right?
The old man
often said that.
I'm
sorry,
leave,
"if you don't eat it," "you'll end up like a crow," "if you make such a big thing rot," "you'll end up like that," "you'll end up like a chicken in a hitchcock," "you'll end up like a chicken in a hitchcock," "why did you say it twice?"
The old man argued for more than three hours.
Finally, the old man said as if he were throwing up,
"Well, then," "why did you bring it all the way home," "even though you don't want me to eat it,"
The old woman said with a little bit of a smile,
I'm sorry,
momentum
In the end, the two of them were not confident of being able to eat a large peach, and when they left it, they were afraid of becoming a hitchcock bird, and decided to return the peach to the river.
By the time I picked it up, the ground beneath me was already starting to tickle a little.
I felt like something was moving in the peach, but the two of them were so afraid of becoming a hitchcock bird that they threw the peach into the river.
The end.
Thank you for watching.
Summer is coming soon.
When summer comes,
I want to go to the sea with everyone.
The sea of Japan is fine.
I'm not saying it's a waste of food.
Last year, I was stabbed by a jellyfish and my legs were swollen.
My sister was crying because it was too cool.
I dropped my dad's glasses in the sea.
I love the sea.
When summer comes,
I want to go to the sea.
Summer is finally coming.
When it gets hot,
I like the sea.
I like the sea in my neighborhood.
Celebrities go to Hawaii.
Last year, I buried my dad in the sand.
Everyone stepped on me without realizing it.
My brother was robbed by a scary person.
My mom said she didn't want me to wear a swimsuit.
I love the sea.
When summer comes,
I still want to go to the sea.
I want to go to the sea.
"Sata-cha"! If a dog walks, it hits a stick-cha!
Within one minute, if all five of you get it right, you win.
Leave it to me! I'll do it!
Go for it!
America?
Huh?
America?
America? Huh?
You said it?
I said it earlier.
A hotel.
A hotel?!
America?!
I don't know!
A hotel?!
Huh?
America? It's America, right?
It's America, right?!
Huh?!
I don't know! I don't know!
I'm in trouble! I'm in trouble!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
I don't know!
Hawaii?
Scary!
What?
The last one is Hiragana Quiz!
Yay!
If you can't answer the following question in 30 seconds, you will be punished.
Yay!
Here is today's question!
Ta-da!
Huh?
C...crab...country...meat...rainbow!
You are fast!
What? In one go?
Yes!
You are fast!
Yes! You are fast!
Then you won't be punished today!
Yay!
You won't punish me, will you?
No, you won't.
Yes, you won't.
You used to punish me every time.
Huh? Every time?
You used to punish me every time.
But you won't today.
Then I will!
That's fast! You will?
If you do it every time, I will do it again!
Really?
Yes!
Let's do it again today!
Let's do it!
Then, everyone in front of the TV, remember the words with Megutan's punishment!
Remember!