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Everyone, how are you?
This week, "Child Machine" will be broadcast from "Magic Land" as well.
Congratulations! It will continue even in summer!
No way, no way, no way! It will end in one take!
Why is that?
No matter what we do, that's what we're talking about with Mr. Ueno and Mr. Mouri.
What should we do to reverse that conversation?
That's a matter for the director.
Mr. Director, please go ahead.
Or we can do something creative.
Creative?
Like thinking of a new project and making it popular.
Alright, let's think about it!
Got it!
That's fast!
How about Megutan's "panchira" walk?
What kind of segment is that?
Megutan will do panchira and take a quick walk.
The whole city will get excited, so let's not do it.
Megutan gives!
That's fast!
Then, we'll start tonight as well!
Everyone, together...
"Saturday Night Child Machine"!
Saturday Night Child Machine
Let's find the mistake!
From now on, you will see a very ordinary family- less scene.
But there are three mistakes in it!
If you know the mistake, please raise your hand and answer it!
"Ningen banji sayou ga umatte" What does it mean?
What is it? Japanese?
I think so.
I think you should think about it carefully.
What do you mean?
No, it means that humans bungee-jumped and sharks became horses.
What do you mean?
So, humans bungee-jumped.
Where?
In the savannah.
In the savannah, humans bungee-jumped.
There were a lot of animals around us.
We thought, "Oh, they are bungee-jumping."
Who will bungee-jump next?
Who will bungee-jump?
You bungee-jump!
I will bungee-jump!
We were scared.
But we didn't bungee-jump.
Even though sharks are always strong,
they always escape quickly.
It means that strong animals also escape quickly.
It's a word that comes from the technology of bungee- jumping in the savannah.
Yes, it's a relatively recent word.
Would you like some fries?
Sure.
Oui.
Saba.
What does it mean?
If it's windy, you'll make money.
That's easy. If it's windy, you'll make money.
"Okaya" is "okaya-san", isn't it?
I don't think it has anything to do with the wind.
Okay, let me explain.
When the wind blows, things fly.
Like leaves and sand.
A lot of things fly.
And it's cold, isn't it?
It's cold! It's cold, isn't it?
And winter is tough, isn't it?
It's tough, isn't it?
It's cold, isn't it?
When the wind blows, things fly.
It's cold, isn't it?
It's cold.
So you light a fire in your house and talk about heating it up.
It's a story from the Edo period.
So you don't have heating.
So you have no choice but to light a fire.
And you can't do "nagaya" or "sasshi" because of the Edo period.
There's no "nagaya" or "sasshi" because of the Edo period.
So wind is blowing through the gap and out of the gap.
Can you see the wind?
And it's cold because of the Edo period.
It's really cold. It's right in the middle of the Edo period, and it's no joke.
It's really lonely. It's no joke, and it's lonely.
And it's cold. It's cold. It's cold.
Huh? It's cold. It's cold. It's cold.
It's cold. And then, the gap wind turns into firewood on the day of the fire and burns.
It's from the Edo period. It's like, "Whoa!" It's like, "Whoa!" It's like, "Whoa!" It turns into firewood and, um...
There's no fire station, so we all go to the river to get some water.
I went to the store and said, "Get rid of it, get rid of it."
Get rid of it, get rid of it.
And then, the people around me said, "Get rid of it, get rid of it."
Get rid of it, get rid of it.
At that time, what I didn't have was...
Okay, that's right.
So, everyone bought it for the fire.
You should buy it once and keep it.
No...
I wonder why...
I get bored of it.
I don't get bored of it.
I don't...
Hmm...
I get bored of it.
I wonder if I got bored of it.
I got bored of it.
And...
Once you use it, people of the Edo period will get bored of it.
And...
I get bored of it.
And...
Oh, I don't need this anymore.
I'm tired of this design.
I don't need it.
They throw it away.
Okay, you have a design.
Every time the wind blows, a new design comes out.
And...
Everyone seems to buy it.
It's profitable, isn't it?
Yeah, it seems like it's profitable.
It's on sale, isn't it?
It seems like it's amazing, but I don't know.
You're not calling me, are you?
Oh, I'd like some potatoes, please.
Is it true?
Yeah, I'd like some potatoes, please.
You're definitely lying, aren't you?!
No, it's true.
And a coke, please.
You can't fool me!
And Iced tea, please.
Who are you?!
"Koban" for a cat...
What does it mean?
"Koban" for a cat...
It means "if you give me a koban, I'll work for you".
See? A cat says "I'll work for you".
Sometimes you want to borrow a cat's hand.
"If you give me a koban, I'll work for you" means "if you give me a koban, I'll work for you".
Did you find 3 wrong answers?
The correct answer is...
"Table" in French,
and "waitress" in French.
Did you find the third one?
There's an eye on your eyelid!
If you couldn't find it, be careful next time!
♪ Cute, cute animals ♪
♪ Basically cute ♪
♪ I found everyone's weird parts ♪
♪ Like a ribbon ♪
♪ Cute tailed hippo ♪
♪ But when sunset comes ♪
♪ I sweat a lot ♪
♪ Pooping and crying with my tail ♪
♪ It's a little creepy, isn't it, hippo? ♪
♪ Cute, cute animals ♪
♪ Basically cute ♪
♪ I found everyone's little creepy place ♪
A big flower koala in a fluffy body ♪
But I'm scared of the voice of a male koala with a cute eye ♪
The yucca I always eat is actually very poisonous ♪
It's a little creepy, isn't it, Mr. Koala? ♪
It's a cute, cute animal ♪
Basically, I found everyone's little creepy place ♪
Guzaken!
What's up?
Let's make and play with Karuparu-san's stuff!
Karuparu-san, what are you going to make today?
You're quick-tempered, Guzguzu-kun.
Looking at these ingredients, what do you think we'll make today?
Well, there's a horse, so...
Maybe a merry-go-round?
Hmm, it's cute, but...
What is it?
Today...
I'm going to make a merry-go-round!
A merry-go-round?
Yeah!
If you pull the lid of the kettle and let it go...
The horse will say "hehe" and run off!
Wow!
Yeah!
It'll say "hehe" and run off?
I don't think it'll say "hehe"...
It won't say it? You said you'd say it.
It might say it.
No way!
Let's hope for it!
It might say it.
If we're lucky, it might say it.
Yeah!
Okay!
Okay, let's get started!
Okay!
Today, I made a horse in advance.
Okay!
You put it in here...
And then...
You put the string in here first.
I'll do it.
I'll use the cellophane tape to hold it in place like this.
Okay!
And then...
I'll spin it around like this.
Like this...
And...
If you do this...
Maybe I'll put it here, too.
Here.
I'll put a string on the back of the lid.
And...
And?
If you just pull it like this, it won't go forward.
That's right.
Yes, so...
Like this...
This is it!
That's it!
Okay.
Like this! Like this!
Yes!
And...
I'm supposed to put it through here.
Okay.
And...
If you do it like this...
Like...
This...
You can...
You can step on it with this clip.
It's starting to take shape.
Yes!
It's almost done.
On the clip...
Push two through...
Parapara-san? Parapara-san?
Huh? What? What? What?
Huh? Ah!
Huh?
Hmm...
This might have been a good game.
Ah! You can step on it here?
Maybe I shouldn't say it...
Hmm... I don't know... I don't know...
Hmm...
Wait a minute...
Parapara-san was a little scary just now.
Put the clip...
On both ends of the clip...
Put it on the clip...
Ah! You can put it like this!
I've never seen that before!
No way!
It's like this!
You fasten it...
Ah! You fasten it there!
That's right!
And...
You fasten it here, too!
You fasten it with the cello tape...
There you go!
It's done!
Ready...
Go!
Paruparu-san, I'm tired today...
I see...
I'm dizzy...
You're tired, aren't you?
I'm tired...
Shall we do it again tomorrow?
That's right!
Yeah!
Well, see you next week!
Finally, Paruparu-san gave up.
Certainly, it was a little difficult this time.
So...
Good children, please use this.
The batteries also wrap in various ways.
Paruparu-san used up the clip...
You can use it like this.
Attach the clip to the cap...
Fix the string firmly...
Stand up your horse's steed...
This is difficult...
Well done!
The name of my school is strange
Everyone says it's true
Even teachers say there's a ghost in the music room
I'll tell you it's all a lie
We all went there at night
See, see, see, see
There was no ghost
Beethoven's eyes moved
And the piano started playing on its own
There were many reasons
There's no ghost at all!
What's so strange about my school?
"It's super scary," everyone says.
"There's a ghost in the day care center," even the principal is scared!
"That's a lie," I'll tell you.
Everyone went there at night.
That's it! That's it! That's it!
The reason why a skeleton doll danced and I was chosen on my own
is because of various circumstances,
so there's no such thing as an excuse!
It's strange in my school
"It's true" everyone says
There's a ghost in the pool
says the water polo player
"It's a lie" we confess
Everyone went out at night
See? See? See? See?
There's no such thing as a ghost
There's no pool, but there's a swimming sound
There's a scream from the drain
It's all because of certain circumstances
I don't believe in ghosts!
Right?
Isn't it strange?
Geez!
Drinking so much alcohol again!
You're a drunkard!
Hurry up and come in!
I told you not to drink so much alcohol, didn't I?
If you're so flustered like that, you won't be able to go home!
No, you can't!
You're not staying over tonight, okay?
Tomorrow is a test!
You have to study!
Your face is red!
Do you like me that much?
Geez, you say that again.
But I'm a little happy.
When you drink water and calm down, say goodbye, okay?
You always become an adult like that.
So you promise me you won't interfere with my second place study, right?
Yes, I promise you.
What? You want to see it again?
You want to see that again?
You promised me you won't interfere with my second place study, right?
It can't be helped. I really don't want it.
Ta-da! Here we have a big beaker and a small beaker.
Well, I'm going to put this small beaker in.
Yes, and I'd like to put some oil in here.
Ta-da! There's a lot in here.
Look!
It's gone!
The little beaker's gone.
Right? Isn't it strange?
It's because glass and oil have similar refractive rates.
And now for the last one, the Hiragana Quiz!
Yay!
Megutan, if you can't answer the question in 30 seconds, you'll get a punch.
No!
Here's today's question! Ta-da!
"ku-ni" (country)
"i-ni" (meaning)
That's definitely wrong.
"ku-ro" (black)
"ku-ma" (bear)
"i-ma" (now)
"ri-ma" (Rome)
"chi-ma-a" (skirt)
"chi-ma-a"?
"chi-ma-a"!
You don't have to say "chi-ma-a".
Wrong!
The correct answer is "mo".
"ku-mo", "i-mo", "ri-mo"?
That's always the opposite.
"mo-ri-da-no" (forest)
I see! This one! I can't remember!
"mo-ri" (forest)
"mo-chi" (mochi)
I see!
As a punishment, you'll get a punch!
Everyone in front of the TV, remember the words with Megutan's punch!
Remember!
"mo-ri-da-no" (punch)
"mo"!