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Hi, everyone! How are you?
"Child Machine" airs again this week from "Magic Land".
Today, we have a letter for you!
A letter?
It's from Hideki Kubota, who lives in Tuchigi Prefecture. He's three years old.
What? A three-year-old has a letter for a late- night show like this?
Good evening, Megutan.
I'm three years old, but I always wake up late and enjoy watching your show.
It's not a three-year-old's sentence, is it?
Today, I wrote a self-written letter for you, Megutan, so I'll send it to you.
If you accept it in the show, it will be a great encouragement for you.
Is it a three-year-old's sentence?
And the letter is...
this one!
Wow! Hideki, you're a genius!
No, it's definitely not a three-year-old's sentence!
Thank you, Hideki!
Be sure to be Picasso in the future!
No, I'm not used to Picasso.
Well, let's get started tonight, too!
Everyone!
We're completely ignoring it tonight.
Saturday Night Child Machine!
Let's find the mistake!
From now on, you will see a very ordinary family lesson.
But there are three mistakes in it!
If you know the mistake, please raise your hand and answer it!
Well, leave it to me today.
What?
Your feelings.
What? Why?
Actually, I got a temporary income yesterday.
Oh, my!
Speaking of which, I also got a temporary income yesterday, so I thought it was about time!
Really?
Coincidentally, me too.
Let's eat together?
Yes.
What will you do?
Well, for now...
Today...
What? What? What?
I will...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What?
If you want to treat me so much, I...
I'll order a steak or something.
Me too.
I'll order something expensive for nothing.
Good, good. That's what I wanted.
Gets!
Alright.
Will you order something expensive or not?
Let's order.
Well, I'm not hungry though.
Well, me neither.
By the way, me neither.
Then there's no point in ordering.
That's right.
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Then I'll go toilet.
That's what you are going to do.
It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter! Doesn't matter! Doesn't matter!
We can't ask for anything anymore.
Understood.
Poor thing.
Let's decide with rock-paper-scissors.
Sure.
One, two, rock-paper-scissors!
Next, rock-paper-scissors!
The winner pays.
Now, did you find three wrong answers?
Here is the answer!
A table attendant, an old-fashioned yellow entertainer,
and even a waitress are trying to pay.
Did you find the third one?
The person next to you is eating something not on the menu.
If you couldn't find it, be careful next time!
Help me!
Oops, I'm trembling, my stomach is in a pinch!
Poop is approaching my butt!
I'm seriously in class and oh my god!
It's embarrassing to raise my hand!
I can't say I'm going to poop!
Help me! Poopman!
How do you get here and take me to the bathroom?
It's not embarrassing anymore!
I can't say I'm going to poop!
I'm seriously in class and oh my god!
Help me! Poopman!
Is it convenient for me to grow up?
I don't even want to go out!
I'll just go out for now!
Because I'm a poopman!
I don't mind going to the bathroom in class!
Poopman!
Macon Cheese!
Goopman!
New face!
Greeting...
In the forest...
Ah! Ah! Wait!
I'm going back to the forest!
Eh? What was it again?
What is this?
It's flying!
I don't know!
A meteorite!
A frog in fire!
Paruparu-san's "Let's make and play"!
Paruparu-san, what are you going to make today?
You're quick-tempered, Guzuguzu-kun.
What do you think will come out of these ingredients?
Oh, Paruparu-san is here!
That's right! Paruparu-san is here today!
Paruparu-san is going to dance on this field.
Today...
I'm going to make Paruparu-san that you know!
Paruparu-san that you know? What's that?
If you put Paruparu-san here and talk...
Paruparu-san will roll and fall like a toy.
Oh, you're going to roll and fall!
Wow!
That's right!
It's really easy today!
You can do it too!
Let's do it!
Let's get started!
I'm going to cut it in half.
Okay.
You said it was easy today.
Yeah, it's really easy today!
Like this?
Yeah, like this!
And then...
Like this...
So...
And then...
Like this...
And...
Huh?
Do you stick it together and you're done?
I guess?
Huh?
Huh? What's wrong?
That's weird.
Huh?
Is it different from your plan?
Is it different from my plan?
It's different, isn't it?
Huh?
It's really easy today.
It's easy, isn't it?
Yes.
Really.
Really easy?
Really easy.
Okay!
Like this!
Oh, you're going to stick it together.
That's right.
I'm going to use cellophane tape.
Your specialty, cellophane tape!
Yes!
Stick it together...
Put Paru Paru-san...
Here!
Stick it together...
And...
- Huh? - Stick it...
Right here...
- And we're done! - We're done! That was quick!
- What was it again? You should know by now, Paruparu-san! - We're done!
- Alright! - Alright! Let's play! - Let's play! Paruparu-san, you're really bent over!
- That's right! I was getting ready to roll over! - Oh, I see!
- Alright! From here... - Yeah! - Here we go! - Okay!
Wow! Wow!
You rolled over!
Paruparu-san... What's wrong?
- We did it! - We did it!
- This is fun! - This is fun!
- This is the most fun part of the day! - I know, right?
- Let's try rolling over, too! - Can we? - Sure!
- Let's put this over here... - Put it over here... - Okay!
- Just roll it over! - One, two... - Roll, roll, roll, roll!
- Paruparu-san! - Paruparu-san, you're under the weather!
- Paruparu-san! Wow! - Wow!
- You rolled over like crazy! - This is my first time rolling over!
- Your first? - Huh?
- Your first success! - Ah!
- I did it again today! - Today's a big success! - That's right!
- Let's try playing with it again! - Let's play with it again! - This is fun!
- Okay, roll over! - Okay!
- One, two... - One, two...
- Let's try again! - One, two...
- Ta-dah! - Wow!
- Amazing! - I bet you can do this, too! - That's right!
- Wow! - What's wrong?
- I'm having so much fun today! - Me too!
I'm so happy!
I did it!
- We're going to play a lot today, right? - Yeah, it's going to be so much fun!
Wow!
- Wow! - Wow!
I was so happy that I did it, but...
Good children, please do it like me.
Of course, roll up your hair vertically and cover it from the side.
Then, put a battery in it.
Cover the other side, too, and attach a balloon.
The roll is different. Well done!
I'll tell you a story.
"Tsuru's Return".
One day, an old man found a crane caught in a trap in the mountains.
"Oh, what a poor thing to do," said the beautiful crane.
The old man released the crane from the trap.
Then, the crane flew away with a voice of joy.
That night, when the old man and the old woman are talking about this and getting excited for a while,
they hear a knock on the door.
Hmm? Who is it at this late hour?
The old man and the old woman approach the door.
The old man said, "Who is it?"
Then, the voice of a thin woman came back.
"I am a traveler who has lost his way on this mountain.
I am sorry, but could you please stop me?"
The old woman said, "No, I'm scared."
But the kind old man was positive.
If you're in trouble, why don't you stop me?
No, if you open it so easily, you might just be a man who is now speaking in a woman's voice.
Then, the man came in at the moment of opening the door and bought us money.
You think too much. You're a poor woman.
"No, no, no. A woman wouldn't travel this road alone.
It's definitely a fraud. A traveler's fraud."
No, you really think too much.
A voice came from outside.
I am not a fraudster. Please let me in. Please.
But the old woman didn't give up hope.
Finally, the old woman said, "What? You want to stop me because I'm a woman?"
No, that's not what I mean.
That's for sure. Show a woman a good place and tell her, 'Grandpa, you're so kind and cool.'
That's what you're thinking about, aren't you?
"I'm not thinking about it," I said. "You know I'm a one-track mind, don't you?"
"One-track mind" is a lie. Lie, lie, lie.
Five years ago, I met Kiyo-san of the neighboring village for a little while.
Do you think I don't know you?
"What?" "You're mistaken," I said. "Kiyo-san is just saying that kind of thing casually."
Finally, the old man and the old woman had a big fight.
The old woman kept revealing the old man's cheating of the past one after another.
The troubled old man said, "It's okay. After all, I'm back at my grandmother's house."
Don't say convenient things.
Hey, traveler, you're actually a man, aren't you?
Then let's cheat on me and me now.
No, I'm a woman.
I mean, I'm a crane.
No, that's fine.
Come on, I'll put you in it, so hug me.
The old man was angry.
You idiot,
next week,
grandmother's birthday,
I want you to eat delicious fish,
I'm going fishing every day up in the mountains,
What? You remembered?
"Of course I do," "Happy birthday,"
"Grandfather," "Come here,"
I love you,
"So, traveler," "Please give me another gift,"
I don't have another one,
"Well, it's okay," "I don't know what "okay" means,"
"I'm from Tsuruna," "Grandfather,"
"Hoho," "It's not a fraud," "It's Tsuruna,"
"Oh," "Grandfather," "The fire of worship"
It burned violently,
The end,
"But I hate carrots," "Leave some!"
"At that time," "Dad said,"
"The carrots I left behind," "With the carrots everyone left behind,"
They become one and become a mountain,
The crows eat it,
The giants eat it,
The earth eats it,
They come and go,
There is no justice,
There is no order,
They eat carrots,
I'm a hero,
They eat rats,
The giants eat it,
They storm the earth,
The avengers don't come,
Abe-san and Ohno-man are scary,
They eat carrots,
And protect the earth,
Thank you for the food!
Two!
The last one is the hiragana quiz!
Yay!
If you can't answer the following question in 30 seconds, you'll get a punch.
Yay!
Here's today's question!
Ta-dah!
Oh?
What is it?
Hmm...
Oni!
Nini!
Nini?
Niki!
Nini!
Huh?
Is it the same thing?
Hmm?
Huh? What is it?
Huh?
Nii...
Nii?
Nii?!
Nii?
Nii...
I can only think of "nii"!
What should I do?!
Um...
You can't think of "nii", can you?
Um...
I can't think of anything but "nii"!
No way!
Is that possible?!
It's nothing!
Um...
Hmm...
Um...
It's not "nii"...
Um...
Boo-boo!
Huh?! What should I do?!
The correct answer...
Yes?!
...was "wa"!
"Wa"?!
Yeah.
A-awa!
Ni-wa!
Wa-ki!
Yeah.
Wa-ni!
Yeah.
Ah, I see! There was "wa" too!
You could only think of "nii"?
"Nii"! I could only think of "nii"!
I couldn't think of "nii"!
I don't like it! There's "wa" too!
That's right! There's "wa" too!
Then, as a punishment, we'll do "panchira"!
Ehh?!
Everyone in front of the TV! Remember the words with Megutan's "panchira"!
Remember it!
"Wa"!