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Hi everyone! How are you?
"Child Machine" airs from "Magic Land" this week as well.
Will this show be aired by "Golden" soon?
No way!
I think it's hard to get numbers on "Golden" children's show.
It's hard because the ratings war with "Telemorning" is intensifying now.
So you want "Tele Asa" to do it for you?
No way!
"Tele Asahi" is such a loose show. It won't go through.
I think "NTV" is the only way.
What should we do to get on "Golden"?
First of all, we need information.
Like delicious food.
Okay! I'll introduce you to "Magic Land" restaurants!
I don't think we need "Magic Land" information.
Not everyone can go there.
Megutan, give up!
That's fast! Let's think about it a little more.
I'll do my best!
Let's do our best!
Then we'll start again tonight!
Everyone together!
"Saturday Night Child Machine"!
Let's find the mistake!
Now you will see a very ordinary family lesson.
But there are three mistakes in it!
If you know the mistake, please raise your hand and answer it!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Beat Takeshi!
You idiot! Hurry up and order potatoes and cola!
You idiot!
You idiot! Hurry up and order potatoes and cola!
You idiot!
There's no way around it because you don't have money!
You dumb ass asshole!
Pettition doesn't change the price!
You stupid badass!
You idiot, order melon soda!
Your tongue will be green, you idiot!
Pussy!
Hurry up and order, you stupid étouffant russian!
Minoki!
You don't have to study because you don't have a test, idiot!
What are you talking about?
You better pass the test the day after tomorrow!
I know you passed the test, but you didn't pass the test, idiot!
I knew it, too!
I don't want to study, you idiot!
What is it, idiot?
It's laundry, idiot.
Who is laundry, idiot?
Are you calling me?
Bring me some potatoes and coke, idiot!
Yes, sir!
That's what you're going to do, idiot!
Look in the camera!
Hmm...
I think you should study.
That sounds good, Ms. Katochin.
Do your best!
Huh? Who's that?
You don't know Masakazu Tamura, do you?
Okay! Good night! Out!
Now! Have you found three wrong answers?
Then, the correct answer is...
The table's spare wheel is Ms. Shoji!
And...
The waitress is holding the baby and talking to him!
Have you found the third one?
Put it under your water cup and cut it!
If you haven't found it yet, be careful next time!
My school's name is strange,
"it's true," everyone says.
There's a ghost in the music room,
even the teachers say.
"It's all a lie," I'll say it.
We all went there at night.
See? See? See? See?
There wasn't a ghost.
Beethoven's eyes moved,
and the piano started playing on its own.
There were all kinds of circumstances,
so there's definitely no ghost!
What's so strange about my school?
"It's super scary," everyone says.
"There's a ghost in the day care center," even the principal is scared!
"I'll tell you such a lie," everyone said at night.
Well, well, well, well!
There wasn't a ghost.
There were various circumstances that made me look like I was dancing like a skeleton doll.
There's definitely no ghost!
What's so strange about my school?
"It's true," everyone says.
"There's a ghost in the pool," even the principal is scared!
"I'll tell you such a lie," everyone said at night.
Well, well, well, well!
There wasn't a ghost.
"There's no water, but there's a sound of swimming," and a scream from the drain.
There were various circumstances that made me look like I was dancing like a skeleton doll.
There's definitely no ghost!
Garlic bun.
My name is Garlic bun!
One minute time limit. If all five of you get it right, you clear.
What?
What?!
This is so hard! Why is it so hard?!
Oh no!
Chewing gum! Chewing gum!
Chewing?
Chew it! Chew it!
Let's do it!
Strawberry!
Wait!
That's too fast!
Wait!
I don't know either!
This is so hard!
Chewing gum! Chewing gum!
Cute!
Paruparu-san's...
Let's make and play!
Paruparu-san, what are you making today?
You're so quick-witted!
What do you think will come out of this material?
Airplane!
Wrong!
More! More!
Something amazing!
Something amazing?
Then... spaceship!
Wrong!
That's not it at all, chewing gum!
What is it?
Today...
I'm going to make dancing chewing gum!
Dancing chewing gum?!
Yeah!
It's like...
Using a paper cup and a stick...
If you move it left and right...
Chewing gum will come dancing!
What?! That's amazing!
It will come dancing!
Amazing!
Then, let's start "Dancing Guzuguzu-kun"!
First of all, today "Guzuguzu-kun" is the main theme, so let's make "Guzuguzu-kun"!
How do we make "Guzuguzu-kun"?
"Guzuguzu-kun" is a difficult bear, so...
"Guzuguzu-kun" is a bear, right?
Yes, it's a bear.
Let's make "Guzuguzu-kun"'s face!
I feel good about today!
Really?
Yes!
I don't know how to do it...
You don't know "Guzuguzu-kun", do you?
I don't know...
It's very easy!
Is that so?
Yes!
OK!
It's done!
"Guzuguzu-kun" is done!
I did it!
Yay!
Then, let's make the foundation!
Yes!
"Guzuguzu-kun" is done!
First of all...
In this bowl...
This...
What do you call this? A stick?
A thin stick...
A skewer!
Like this...
Do you stab it?
Yes, I stab it!
I'll stab it!
And...
Ah!
In the paper cup...
Again...
I opened it here last time, but...
Yes!
You're good at it!
Yes! In the middle...
Like this...
I'll make a hole!
And...
Here...
Oh!
No, I can't get it out...
You can't?
I can't get it out!
Oh, you did it!
I did it!
Okay!
With this...
How did you make it?
With this...
How did you make it?
With this...
Hmm?
With this...
I forgot it!
I see.
What was it again?
You forget things sometimes, don't you?
Hmm...
Well...
What was it again?
Well...
Do you want me to point it sideways?
That's right!
That's right, but...
Yes?
Hmm...
Ah!
That's it! I've got it! I've got it!
You've got it?
That's right! I've got it! I've got it!
You have to put the rubber band in this cardboard box.
Oh, I see.
Like this.
Oh, you put it in there.
That's it!
Here you go.
And...
This is what it looks like in the back.
Oh, you put it in there, right?
That's right. You put it in here.
And then...
It's cellophane tape.
Cellophane tape doesn't stand out, you know.
Yeah.
You put a lot of cellophane tape on it.
Oh, you see? It's coming along.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
See?
How do you dance with this?
With this...
All you have to do is...
The straw...
All you have to do is...
Put the straw...
Like this.
Put it in the back...
Hide it...
And now...
Guzzle Guzzle is...
Done dancing!
It's done?!
No way! You did it all of a sudden!
I did it all of a sudden!
Because it's an easy one!
Yeah, I was a little confused about that.
Was I?
It's done?!
Yeah! So...
Dance...
Dance... Guzzle Guzzle is...
Dance... Guzzle Guzzle is... Done!
Okay! Let's play with it!
How do you play with it?
With this...
All you have to do is...
Move it left and right.
Hold it like this...
And now...
Move it left and right...
No, no!
Move it left and right like this!
Move it like this!
See?!
It's moving!
Try it!
Oh, I see!
Look! It's dancing, Guzo Guzo-kun!
But didn't you say at first that Guzo Guzo-kun was spinning?
I might have said that.
You did, didn't you?
I made a difficult book.
Oh, this is a difficult book!
It looks like it's spinning.
Was it an easier book?
It looks like it's an easier book.
Okay, I'll remake it!
That's right! That's right!
This was a difficult book.
What is it?
That's right!
How is it?
Well...
The easier book is...
I'm sure...
I'm sure... How was it?
The easier book is...
Did you forget the easier book?
Well...
Oh, I remembered!
You remembered?
Yeah!
Next to it...
Oh, you have to stick it in.
That's right! I had to stick it in.
So...
Okay, with your foreleg...
Yeah, with my foreleg...
Open your eyes...
And...
I can't really stick it in.
It's hard to stick it in, isn't it?
Okay!
Oh, it's in!
You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it! Parpar-san!
Okay!
Is it a little more?
It's a little more.
Go!
Oh!
It went in!
Ah, I'm tired.
Are you tired?
Okay...
Can you do it soon?
With this...
Inside...
You have to stick it in.
This...
It's a little hard, but...
Inside...
This is the hardest part, isn't it?
Yeah, you have to stick it in with cellophane tape.
With this...
- Huh? - It's done!
- It's done?! - Yeah!
- No way! - Yeah!
- Ready, Guzuguzu-kun? - Yeah.
- Dance Guzuguzu-kun's... - It's done!
- Alright, let's play! - Yeah! Move the stick!
- Move the side stick? - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Here I go! - Yeah!
- Huh? - Ah!
- Look!
- It's spinning and moving!
- Huh?
- Wow!
- Look!
- It's not spinning and moving. - No, it's dancing like this.
- Oh, like this? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, I misunderstood! - That's right!
- It was spinning at first. - Wow!
- It's not spinning. - Wow, look! It's dancing!
- It's not spinning. - Yeah.
- Oh, I see. - Because it's an easy one.
Ladies and gentlemen, here you go.
Cut the straw like this and stick it firmly to the base.
Make a hole in the paper cup and insert the stick to stick the guzuguzu-kun.
Why is water added to the bamboo firewood?
A bow of a bowmaker was made.
The string part is wrapped around the vertical stick.
Finally, stick the guzuguzu-kun.
Fix the base of the cup firmly.
Dancing guzuguzu-kun, eyes rolling, wonderful!
What? Isn't it strange?
Oh, I lost again.
Hey, let's do it again.
That's not fair! Not fair, not fair, not fair!
It's not fair to run away from victory!
Hey, let's do it again.
Oh!
This is my victory!
If you're frustrated, let's do it again.
You're really stubborn, aren't you?
If you do it again, I'll be mad at you.
Mad...
Huh?
It's more like "that" than "playing games"?
That's selfish of you.
You don't even grant my wish, and you say it's like "that".
Well, then...
If I show you "that", will you play games with me again?
Okay, then.
Ta-dah! Here is a bowl with ice in it.
I'll put water in it, so look at it.
One, two...
Wow! Amazing!
Look! An ice mountain has been created!
Isn't it strange?
The water of a curry customer turns into ice with a little impact.
Summer is coming soon.
When summer comes,
I want to go to the sea with everyone.
The sea of Japan is fine.
I'm not saying it's useless.
Last year, I was stabbed by a jellyfish and my legs were swollen.
My sister was crying because it was too cool.
I dropped my dad's glasses into the sea.
I love the sea.
When summer comes,
I want to go to the sea.
As I thought, the sea is fun
It's a nearby sea that's fine
Going to Hawaii is for celebrities
Two years ago, I buried my dad in the sand
Without realizing it, everyone stepped on him
My older brother was robbed of his money by a scary person
Even though my mom was angry that I didn't want to wear a swimsuit
As I thought, I love the sea
When summer comes
Even so, I want to go to the sea
I want to go to the sea
I want to go to the sea.
The last quiz is "hiragana" quiz!
If you can't answer the following question in 30 seconds, you will be punished.
Here is today's question!
"saki" "saki" "kie" "kien" "kien" "sakana" "sakana no kie" "kie"
bunbun
I tried to push you away with "kie", but it's different.
The correct answer is "i" "i"? I see.
"kai" "sai" "kie" "iem"
It's similar, isn't it?
I see.
The punishment is "panchira"
Don't you hate "panchira"?
No, I don't.
Everyone in front of the TV, remember the words with "panchira"!
Remember!
panchira
i