AISubs v3.5
Hi, everyone! How are you?
"Child Machine" airs again this week from "Magic Land".
It's finally our sixth show, but how long can we continue?
I think it's basically one call.
One call?
It's been three months, so we're already halfway done.
What? We only have half left?
What should we do to continue?
That's up to our producer, Mori-san.
Please, Mori-san!
But recently you seem to be interested in black and white, too.
What do you think?
What did you say?
Mori-mei!
You're making me mad!
I'm not mad! I'm not mad!
If you have the support of your friends, we can continue.
Well, let's get started again tonight.
Everyone, together...
"Saturday Night Child Machine"!
"Find the Mistake"!
From now on, you will see a very ordinary family lesson.
But there are three mistakes in it!
If you know the mistake, please raise your hand and answer it!
Motto, do you want to do it?
Do you want me to do it?
Do you think I can do it?
I'll do my best today!
Well...
Then, "Kimoishii Toy" third tournament begins!
"Otoro's Rice Ball", but its color is blue!
"Kimoishii"!
"Miko"!
"Chair"!
"Sit Down" and "Minus-san's Warmth"!
"Kimoishii"!
"Rippa-sen" and "Seafood Egg"!
Wow!
As usual, it's a unique world!
We can win!
Oh, no!
Before that, let's eat this!
Yes!
Oh, my!
Well, well...
"Go"...
"Go"? It's difficult!
"Gorgonzola"!
It doesn't matter...
"Dish"!
It worked!
"Gorgonzola Dish"!
Just imagining how "gorgonzola" will come out of the dish is disgusting!
Yes, yes!
"Kuyoku"!
"Ku"...
"Kuroi"!
"Kuroi"?
"Kuroi"...
"Ichigo"?
That's not...
"Kuroi"...
"Tori"?
It's "crow", isn't it? I see it every day!
Oh, my!
"Hayakumo", "matchi", "datsuraku"!
"Kuroi"...
Maybe we should stay away from "kuroi" once?
"Kuro"?
"Kuroi" is "hokuro" in Japanese!
Gross!
That was close!
"Yasumin" is "ri" in Japanese.
"Risu" is "bisshiri" in Japanese.
"Kurono"!
"Auingekuuwamimikuusai" is "ri" in Japanese.
"Cola" is "hitotsu" in Japanese.
"Nan" is "buano" in Japanese.
"Katochin" is "ri" in Japanese.
"Ri" again?!
Aren't there too many "bisshiri" series?
I'll win for sure!
"Ringo"!
"Ringo" is "kan" in Japanese.
"Kuroi"!
Now, did you find three wrong answers?
Let's see the correct answers!
"Table" is "katsura" in Japanese.
And...
"waitress" is "suwahiri" in Japanese.
Did you know the third one?
"Dance" is "potato" in Japanese.
Be careful of the next one if you couldn't find it!
♪Mystery ♪nazonazo ♪nazonazo ♪nazonazo ♪rock
♪Take my riddles ♪boku no nazonazo o uketemiro ♪Let me answer your questions
♪You can't answer them all ♪You can't answer them all
♪That's the problem! ♪Soredeha mondai!
♪A dog who gets bored with everything easily ♪nan demo sugu ni akichau inu
What kind of dog is ♪? ♪tte donna inu? ♪What kind of dog is ♪donna inu?
♪What are you tired of? ♪nani nani akita ken?
♪Shall I tell you the answer? ♪Kotae o oshiete ageyou ka?
♪A surprising answer baby ♪bikkuri suru kotae baby
♪The answer is a stupid dog ♪kotae wa baka na inu
♪Stupid dog with no concentration ♪shujunryoku no nai baka na inu
♪ is correct ♪ is correct ♪nazo nazo nazo nazo nazo nazo ♪nazo nazo nazo nazo nazo nazo ♪ryoku nazo nazo nazo nazo nazo nazo ♪ryoku nazo nazo nazo nazo nazo ♪ryoku
♪boku no nazo nazo kotaete ne ♪Answer boku's riddles ♪demo kotaerareru kana ♪But can you answer ♪soredewa, problem! ♪soredewa, problem! ♪sugu ni hito no mono wo kashite ♪sugu ni people ♪ tanomu wakusei wa ♪ tanomu wakusei is ♪ wakusei is ♪ nani nani kasei ♪ nani nani kasei ♪ moon moon moon ♪ moon moon moon ♪ kotae wo oshiete ageyouka ♪ let me teach you kotae ♪ bikkuri suru kotae baby ♪The answer to bikkuri is baby ♪kotae wa chikyuu ♪kotae is the earth
♪ikimono wa chikyuu ni shika sonzai shinai kara ♪Ikimono only exists on Earth ♪nazo nazo nazo nazo nazo nazo ♪ryoku nazo nazo nazo nazo nazo ♪ryoku
boku no nazo nazo wakaru kana ♪Can you figure out boku's riddle? ♪wakannai darou no yeah ♪wakannai, yeah ♪soredewa, problem! ♪soredewa, problem! ♪kaisha san ga party de yarasareru ♪kaisha san is partying The role that Kaisha san is forced to play at the party is ♪nani nani shikai ♪nani nani shikai ♪moon moon moon ♪moon moon moon ♪kotae wo oshiete ageyouka ♪I'll teach you kotae ♪shinjirarenai kotae baby ♪shinjirarenai kotae baby ♪kotae wa hagaitai ♪kotae has a toothache ♪kotae wa has a toothache ♪bikkuri suru kotae baby
♪koto ga deta toki no okeshochi atarimae ♪Okeshochi atarimae when koto appears ♪soredewa, problem! ♪soredewa, problem! ♪juni ji ni machiawase wo shite ♪juni ji ni machiawase wo shite ♪kyuu jyutun chikoku shitara nanto ♪kyuu jyutun chikoku shitara nanto ♪nani nani moon moon ♪nani nani moon moon
♪kotae wo oshiete ageyouka ♪kotae wo oshiete ageyouka ♪kotae wa ichi ichihan ♪kotae wa ichi ichihan ♪kimatteru darou ♪kangaesu ni ♪boku no nado nado sunao ni kangaero ♪Kima without thinking My Think honestly about things like ♪I'm sure you're crazy Don't think about it, think about things like me honestly
♪I'm sure you're crazy, don't think about it, just think about me etc.
My body is on fire! My limits are weak!
That was quick!
Let's play "Make and Play" with Paruparu-san!
Paruparu-san, what are you going to make today?
Geez, Guzuguzu-kun, you're always in such a hurry!
But I want to make it already!
Geez, Guzuguzu-kun, you're always in such a hurry!
Guzuguzu-kun, what do you think will come out of this material?
There's a hanger...
A hanger and a monster...
Hmm...
That's too bad!
Too bad?
That's right! Today...
We're going to make a gogo hanger!
A gogo hanger?
Yeah!
Back in the day...
When you put your back against it and let go of it...
You made a car that shot off, right?
I did!
But today we're making a hanger version of it!
A car?
Yeah!
A monster?
You said you wanted a monster...
So it's not a monster...
I'll make you drive a monster!
You want me to make you drive a monster?
Wow!
I want to make that!
Let's make it!
Get set...
Let's get to making it!
First...
You stretch out the base of the hanger like this...
You stretch it out...
And...
This part...
You make it square like this...
Like a star!
Yeah!
And then...
It's pretty easy!
Really?
Yeah!
First you put on the rubber band...
Can you help me with this?
Yeah!
There's one here, right?
Yeah!
Then you put one rubber band through the other rubber band!
Try doing it up to here!
Huh?
Can you do it?
Put it through the rubber band!
Through the rubber band?
That's it!
Like this?
You can do it!
And then...
You did it!
You put it through the rubber band!
It's a little difficult, but you put it through the rubber band!
You put it through the rubber band like this!
And you pull it!
It's difficult!
Look! If you pull it, it becomes like this!
Wow!
But...
Can you do it?
It's a little difficult for me...
And then...
You put this rubber band...
Through the ball!
This is...
Again...
But...
It's better to be strong, so today we're not using cellophane tape...
We'll use tape!
This tape!
The colored tape?
That's right!
And...
You go...
And put it...
Here!
Okay.
And then...
Stick it to this ball.
Stick it...
It's stuck!
Stick it well.
Yeah!
In the meantime...
Yeah?
You can make a monster.
A monster?
Yeah!
A monster...
Okay!
Then...
With this paper...
Oh, but...
A monster of this size.
Oh, this square monster?
Yeah!
So...
Like this...
See? It's about this big.
Oh, I see!
Yeah!
A face comes here...
And eyes...
Oh, I see!
I got it!
Hmm...
Okay.
And...
Oh!
It's cool!
A mouth!
It's cool!
Ta-dah!
Looking good!
Ta-dah!
Okay.
Okay!
Then...
Stick the rubber band here again.
Yeah!
If you don't stick it firmly, it'll come off.
Okay.
This time, make it longer.
Then...
Make a monster's tail next time.
A monster's tail?
Yeah! A tail, so make it small.
Okay! Then I'll make it with this paper.
Yeah!
Cut it.
Okay!
Oh! This one is already complete!
Huh? No way! That's fast!
Yeah!
Then...
I'll stick the face...
That Guzzguzz-kun drew for me...
Yeah!
It's done!
Huh?! Is that a tail?!
That's a tail.
Make it a little cuter.
Huh?
Huh? Cuter?
Hmm...
You just rolled it up.
Huh?
Ah! It broke.
Hmm... Let's keep a lot of them.
You don't have any duct tape or anything, do you?
Huh?
Duct tape.
Duct tape?
Hmm...
Duct tape is strong...
Then go buy it!
Huh?
Guzzguzz-san, go buy it!
Huh?
Pashiri?
Huh?!
You don't have any today.
I don't have any money.
Huh?! No way!
Hmm...
Why?!
Then forget about this tail.
Huh? Is that okay with you?
Ah, but...
This will become a tail, so forget about it! I won't use it!
Huh?! No way! You won't use it?!
Yeah!
Ah, I see...
Huh?! No way! It's complete?!
Yeah!
I did it!
Okay!
I did it!
What was this again?
What was it again?
Go! Go! Hanger!
Yeah!
Go! Go! Hanger!
Is complete!
First of all...
Yeah!
You spin the ball like this.
Like this.
Can you see it? Can you tell?
Yeah!
Then...
Ah, it's like...
It looks like you're going really fast.
Then...
Let go of it...
All you have to do is let go of it.
Yeah!
Do you want to give it a try?
Can I do it?
Sure!
Hold it like this...
Then...
All you have to do is let go of it!
Here I go!
Here we go!
Go!
Huh?! Huh?!
Huh?!
Don't pull it!
Pull it!
Don't pull it!
Pull it!
Huh?!
Huh?
Let's do it one more time!
Pull it!
Whee!
Huh? Parupara-san?
Look!
It's stuck!
Parupara-san, weren't you pushing it a lot just now?
Was I?
Huh? Was it like that?
One, two...
Whee!
Ah! Ah!
You're good!
Clap, clap, clap, clap!
You're a pusher!
Huh?
You're a pusher and I pushed it a lot just now.
Can we do it one more time?
Sure.
Can we just talk?
Sure.
Pull it...
Sure.
Let's do it without this.
Sure.
One, two...
Ah!
Huh?!
This time you're a backer!
This time I'm a backer?!
That's right! You're leveling up!
Last time I was a forwarder...
That's right!
This time I'm a backer!
Wow!
Right?! Yay!
Yay!
This is fun!
Huh?
Ladies and gentlemen, please take a look at this.
First of all, you need to stretch out the hanger.
Put rubber bands on both sides of the hanger...
Make sure the ball and the rubber band are in one piece...
Then attach the forwarder you made in advance.
Then pull it back...
You're fast!
Forwarder, you're fast!
Even though you're a forwarder...
Well done!
Azachin!
Azaaaa!
Are you there?
Ping-pong!
I've placed an order.
I got a drink poured and spilled it...
Huh?! Wait a minute!
I made up with him...
I have a baby!
Huh?!
Fast!
Forwarder, you're fast!
Bring me something!
I dropped it!
How do you say it?
Um, scoop?
What? What? What?
Eh? That?
Why are you happy?
I don't know!
What? Isn't it strange?
Is it good?
What's that?
Since I made it for you,
won't you be a little happier?
I'll go "boo!"
Boo!
Yeah, yeah.
If you're that happy about it, I'll forgive you.
Huh? You want me to make you another one?
You're really selfish.
Then tell me you like me.
Hey, tell me you like me.
If you tell me you like me...
I'll make you another one.
Okay, okay. I love you, too.
Huh? You want me to make you another one?
No, you're eating.
You don't like it, do you?
You're really in trouble.
Actually, you're sleeping while you're eating.
Ta-da!
Here's a balloon.
Here we go.
Hey!
Were you surprised?
There's no way I'd surprise you.
Here we go. Watch me.
One, two...
Wait a minute.
One, two...
Ta-da!
It doesn't break even if you stab it.
Watch me.
It doesn't break even if you stab it.
It's okay even if you pull it out.
How is it?
Right?
Isn't it mysterious?
The top of the balloon is still sticky, isn't it?
3. Basically, everyone is cute, but a little creepy.
It's like a ribbon.
Shitpo de unko maki chirashu
It's a little creepy, isn't it kaba-san?
Kawaii kawaii doubutsu-san
Basically, everyone is cute.
I found you in a little creepy place.
A warm body and a big nose of koala.
But it's scary to hear the voice of a male koala.
The yucca we always eat is actually very poisonous.
It's a little creepy, isn't it, Mr. Koala?
It spins round and round and hits you in the stomach, Mr. Koala.
But even if your favorite food is expensive,
you still eat sea urchin for a price that's as bad as eating it in a sushi restaurant.
It's a little creepy, isn't it, Mr. Koala?
Cute, cute animals are basically cute.
I found you in a little creepy place.
The last quiz is "hiragana" quiz.
If you can't answer within 30 seconds of the quiz, you will be punished.
Here is today's quiz.
Yuka
Kakashiko
Ah! Yume?
Yume!
Kame! Kame!
Me...shi?
Memo!
Me!
Correct!
Ah! I did it!
Well done!
"Me...shi" was a little tricky.
"Me...shi" is "meshi"?
"Me...shi", right?
Ah!
I did it!
Well done!
So I don't get punished, right?
Hmm...
That's right.
You won't be punished this week.
Yeah!
You won't, will you?
Huh?
You won't, will you?
I won't, will you?
You won't, will you?
Huh?
I thought you would.
You thought I would?
Hmm...
Then I'll punish you!
No way!
I won't!
You're letting me off easy!
If you think you will, I'll punish you!
Yay!
Okay, everyone in front of the TV!
Remember the words with your eyes closed!
Remember!
Me