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Hi everyone! How are you doing?
This week, "Brown Machine" will be airing from "Magic Land" as well.
It was always airing late at night, but now it's airing in the morning!
No, no, no, Meguta. It's still airing late at night.
Huh?! I heard it was aired before "Good Morning".
Yes, that itself is information, but even if it was before "Good Morning",
it would still be "Magic Land".
It's not morning, it's midnight.
If this show was aired a lot, it would be that late.
If you're doing well, are you awake for "Magic Land"?
Hmm, if you ask me...
You have to sleep in the evening, right?
Huh?
Everyone! Please sleep in the evening!
No, no, no, no.
Hmm?
Then, we'll start again tonight!
Everyone together!
"Saturday Night Child Machine"!
Let's find mistakes!
Now, you will see a very ordinary family-less scene.
But, there are three mistakes in it!
If you know the mistake, please raise your hand and answer it!
What do you think, Abe-no-mix?
It's good, isn't it?
What do you think?
You're doing your best, Abe-chan, Abe-no-mix.
Don't you know it well?
Yasumin, don't you think that potatoes have become delicious recently?
Well, maybe.
That's also because of Abe-no-mix.
No way.
Because of Abe-no-mix, farmers are very motivated.
Because of that, potatoes are also working hard.
Then, people who cut potatoes and people who fry potatoes say "Abe-no-mix! Abe-no-mix!" and work very hard.
That's amazing, isn't it? Abe-no-mix.
Well, I don't know it well.
Then, eat it. I know it.
Hi, Sol-chin!
Hi, Sol-ppon!
By the way, recently, single Yoshimura suddenly became kind, didn't he?
That's also because of Abe-no-mix.
Is that so?!
Why?
Yoshimura is an English teacher.
English equals...
America...
I like America and Abe-no-mix very much.
I like it.
It sends a good wind from America to Japan.
That's why it has a very good feng shui.
Well, Obama-chan is eating it, but Obama-chan is "Yes, we can"
Yes, we can
Yes, we... can
The wind that feels like it can
is crossing the Pacific Ocean like this
and it's coming like this
Ah!
It's coming like this
and it's like "Avenomics Bravo!"
It's like...
It's like it's working better for people who can speak Japanese and English
and that's "Yes, we can"
Yoshimura was influenced by Obama-chan
and it's like...
it's like it's getting better and better and as a result it's like...
it's like it's getting better and better and as a result it's like... "It's kind of like that"
It's kind of like that
Great! Avenomics is great!
I see
Ah!
One delicious potato, please
Roger that!
Did you understand, Avenomics?
Kind of like that
As expected of you, Abe-chan
My hair has been dry lately
That's also because of Avenomics
There's a minus too?!
"It's like...
it's like...
Abe-chan's Avenomics is getting better and better and as a result it's like...
It's like the air gets bigger and more energetic
"It's like...
It's like... it's like...
Now, did you find three wrong answers?
Now for the correct answers!
Table's guest is shouting Mahjong!
And...
Waitress is now a trendy white person!
Did you find the third one?
The person next to you is sleeping but his eyes are open!
If you couldn't find it, be careful of the next one!
Try answering my mystery!
You'll never know the answer!
Here's the question!
What kind of dog gets tired of anything quickly?
What kind of dog?
What is it that you're tired of?
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Shall I tell you the answer?
The answer that will surprise you, baby!
The answer is a stupid dog!
A stupid dog without concentration is the answer!
Mystery! Mystery! Mystery! Mystery! Mystery!
Locked! Mystery! Mystery! Mystery! Mystery!
Locked!
Try answering my mystery!
But will you be able to answer it?
Here's the question!
What kind of planet asks you to erase people's belongings immediately?
What kind of planet?
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Shall I tell you the answer?
The answer that will surprise you, baby!
The answer is Earth!
Because there is no life on Earth!
Mystery! Mystery! Mystery! Mystery!
Do you know my mystery, mystery?
You probably don't know, do you?
Here is the question!
What is the role of the company that makes you party?
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Shall I tell you the answer?
An unbelievable answer, baby!
The answer is, my teeth hurt.
When people go out, they wear make-up.
Of course!
Here is the question!
We meet up at 12 o'clock.
If we are 90 minutes late, what?
What? What? Boo! Boo!
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Shall I tell you the answer?
The answer is, one and a half o'clock.
Of course!
Don't think too much!
Think honestly about my mystery, mystery!
Commander Kome-san!
Another lovely melody today!
Let's play it!
Paruparu-san's
Let's make and play!
Paruparu-san!
Yes?
What are you going to make today?
You're so quick-tempered, Guzu-guzu!
What do you think will come out of these ingredients?
Hmm...
A bicycle!
Nope!
Today we're going to make a spinning squid!
A spinning squid?
That's right!
You connect the squid to the end of the stick...
And when you turn the stick...
The squid's legs will spin 10 times!
Huh?
What's going on?
It's a little difficult...
I don't know!
I don't know, but it looks like fun!
I'll explain it again!
Explain it again!
You connect the squid to the end of the stick...
And when you turn the stick...
The squid's legs will spin 10 times!
Wow! The squid's legs are spinning!
So the squid's legs will open up!
That's right!
Wow!
Let's get started!
First, let's make the squid's legs!
Let's make the squid's legs!
Can you help me, Guzu-guzu?
But...
You need to put some weight on the legs!
So, the straw...
The straw...
You need to cut it according to the size of the straw!
You need to cut the straw according to the size of the straw!
That's right!
So...
You need to cut ten of them!
One...
Two...
Three...
Myon. Go.
Ah!
Where...
Ah!
Where... Ah!
Ah! I can't fly every time!
This is hard.
Around here...
Should I do it like this?
Yeah. Then...
I'll put some cellophane tape on it.
Okay.
Then, can you help me with this?
Yeah, I'll do it.
Just put it like this on this end.
Got it!
Then...
Yeah.
Then, this time for sure, Guzu-guzu-kun...
Can you do it?
Draw the squid's eyes, eyes, and mouth.
Yeah.
Okay.
Draw...
Eyes and mouth...
Something like this.
- Done! - Done?
- Is this... a squid? - A squid!
- It's not perfect. - What? No way.
- I'll put the legs on. - Sorry about that.
Well, whatever. Today's level is really high.
- It's amazing. - It's highly complete.
- It's coming along really smoothly. - Yeah.
- Ah! Jeppon Asia is complete! - It's done! Yay!
Now we're going to spin it with a rubber band.
Um...
- We have to put a rubber band on it, right? - Yeah.
So...
We put a rubber band on top of the squid's head.
- And stick it on. - I see.
Stick it on...
- Ah! It's almost done! - Is it?
- I can't wait! - And...
Stick it on this stick again!
Okay.
- Ah! - Huh?
- Kurukuru Ika-san's... - Huh?
- It's done! - It's done!
- Shall we play with it now? - Let's play!
- First of all, you turn it like this. - I'll turn it.
- Oh, it was this way. You turn it up. - Oh, you turn it up.
- Turn it. - Oh, this is...
- It looks interesting. - I'm nervous.
- Now, will Ika-san's legs turn? - Will it turn?
- Yes.
- Now, you just have to talk. - Yes.
- One, two... - One, two...
- Kurukuru! Ah! - Oh, wow!
- It's done! - It's done!
- It's fun! I'm nervous, not excited! - Excited?
- Huh? - Who's excited?
- Huh? I'm nervous, not excited! - Excited?
- I'm nervous, you know? - That's right.
- Yeah. - That's right, that's right.
- But it's kind of amazing. It turned, didn't it? - It turned!
- Let's play it again! - Let's play it again!
- Turn it... - Turn it...
- And... - Okay! One, two...
- Kurukuru! - Kurukuru!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Your legs don't spread as much as I thought.
- That's because you don't talk. - Oh, is that so?
- Then, let's turn it up. - Okay.
- Like this... a lot! Turn it a lot! - I see, I see.
- At first. - I see, I see.
- Here we go! - Okay.
- Kurukuru! - Kurukuru!
- No, no, no...
- Look! Your legs... - If I do it like this with my hands...
- Isn't it bad? - Huh?
- Huh?
- If I turn it like this naturally, won't my legs spread wide?
- Hmm... Is that so?
- Hmm... Maybe it's like that. - Hmm...
- Then, you do it, Guzuguzu. - Huh?
- Isn't it like that? - Hmm...
- You have to spin it a lot. - Spin it a lot.
- Spin it a lot... - Spin it a lot...
Then...
- Three, four... - Spin it, spin it, spin it!
Oh! It's spinning!
Amazing! Amazing!
- See? It's spinning! - It's spinning now.
It's spinning now!
I think it was a success today.
- We might have done quite well. - I think so too.
Please come this way, four of you.
Let's make a hole in the head of the squid.
Attach the rubber and straw and attach it to the squid only.
Attach ten legs and make it look like a squid.
When it's done, turn it around and it's really wonderful.
A modern squid that you can't buy!
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sub
prime
low!
What? Isn't it strange?
Come on, you have to call me when you come.
You always come all of a sudden.
I'm really in trouble.
It's okay, so hurry up and come in.
It's wet.
Yes, wipe it with this.
Ah!
I washed the clothes I wore before.
I want to see you again.
Come on!
If you say that, you're going to change again today, aren't you?
You can't!
You definitely can't change today.
What? You want to see me again?
I showed you last time, didn't I?
What?
You're bothering me at this late hour.
Hmm...
All right.
Just this once, okay?
I guess I have no choice.
Come on.
I want to see you again.
Ta-da!
Well, let's get started.
First, put water in a cup.
Put a net over it.
Here we go.
One, two...
Gently...
Ta-da!
Right?
It's strange, isn't it?
The surface tension of the net keeps water from spilling.
Excessive, moderate, low-calorie food.
Scolded by my boss, hated by my subordinates,
I'm standing right in the middle of it all.
My height is 170 centimeters, and I'm in the middle of it all.
My weight is 65 kilograms, and I'm in the middle of it all.
I'm in the middle of it all, so I'm in the middle of it all, Papa.
That's the kind of Papa I like, but Mama seems to hate it.
"Papa," my Papa is in charge of the middle of it all.
My sales performance is always so-so.
That's why I'm always in the middle of it all.
My weight is 200 kilograms, and I'm in the middle of it all.
My building is always in the middle of it all.
I'm in the middle of it all, so I'm in the middle of it all, Papa.
That's the kind of Papa I like, but I don't have to be a manager.
I'm from Nagoya, and I'm in the middle of Japan.
When I go out, I'm always in the middle of it all.
I'm in the middle of it all, and I'm in the middle of it all, Papa.
Papa, do your best, and I'll be in the middle of it all, too.
The last quiz is "hiragana" quiz!
Meguta, if you can't answer the quiz within 30 seconds, you'll get a "panchira" as a punishment.
Here is today's quiz!
"Masa", "shisa", "sashiki", "kisu", "kiki", "aki", "no", "ki", "shishi"
The correct answer is "mi"!
"Shimi", "ami"
Didn't you say "mi" in the middle of it?
"Misu", "mizu"
"Miki", "miki"
What is "miki"?
"Ki" of "miki"
It's in the back.
It's hard!
I see!
So you'll get a "panchira" as a punishment!
Okay, everyone in front of the TV!
Memorize the words with Meguta's "panchira"!
Memorize them!
Memorize the words with Meguta's "panchira"!
"Mi"!