AISubs v3.5
Hello, everyone! How are you doing?
"Child Machine" airs again this week from "Magic Land."
Are you watching, little kids in the audience?
I don't think you're watching.
If you were watching, you'd be in trouble.
No, no, no, no. What should I do to get you to watch it?
Hmm... Why don't you ask the person above you to get you a different frame?
The person above me? Thank you very much!
I hope you can air it in the morning.
It has a zipper and a clear frame.
There's not much of a gap, is there?
I think you're in trouble, too.
Hmm... I don't know what's so difficult about it.
In conclusion, you're going to have to keep waking up at this hour.
Well, let's get started again tonight!
Together with everyone...
"Saturday Night Child Machine"!
"Katane Night Child Machine"!
Let's find mistakes!
From now on, you will see a very ordinary family restaurant scene.
But there are three mistakes in it!
If you understand it, please raise your hand and answer it!
Isn't it hard to remember years?
Well...
Well, we don't care what happened over the years.
That said, it doesn't matter what happens if you mix something with two or three manga.
Do you want to quit studying?
I don't mind quitting, but...
Well, that doesn't matter tomorrow, does it?
Who wants to build a good country?
We do, but...
Well, we don't think so, so we can't remember it.
Nobody wants to build a good country.
Well, that said, we can't remember any year.
Instead of building a good country...
Isn't there any other way to remember it?
Wow! Suddenly...
"Kamakura Explosion"?
What's that?
Mountains... Dogs... "Woof, woof"!
One by one, you know?
Then, suddenly...
Nine and two!
Dogs bark "Woof, woof"!
Suddenly, "Kamakura Explosion" was built!
Something like that.
Suddenly, "Kamakura Explosion" was built!
Something like that.
"Kamakura Explosion" was built suddenly?
No, an explosion can't be built suddenly.
Whose eye is this?
The dog's eye.
Then... "Woof, woof"!
She barks "Woof, woof" and then "Woof, woof" all of a sudden.
Um... Can I order some fries?
Um...
But can I remember where "Woof, woof" comes from?
Um...
So...
Does "Woof, woof" bark in the dark?
"Woof, woof" basically barks anywhere, so I can't remember.
"Woof, woof" all of a sudden!
Dark.
A lot of sudden events.
"Woof, woof" all of a sudden.
Well...
"Woof, woof" has always been normal.
But if you ask people in Kyoto...
"Woof, woof" all of a sudden!
But...
It's huge, right?
Can you make it all of a sudden?
Um...
That's true.
It's hard.
Oh!
One potato, please.
Certainly.
By the way...
Huh?
When did "peaceful church" come out, Toshi?
Wow!
Suddenly!
Peaceful church...
From Kyoto's point of view, right?
Yeah...
Ah, then...
What about "Christianity" which spread "ego" a lot?
Well, this is...
"Ego" of "ego" controversy, right?
This is...
Yeah...
"Ego"?!
Suddenly!
"Christianity"...
The "potato" came up again.
Well...
I've been doing business for a long time.
But...
Suddenly...
I was told "let's do "ego".
So...
"Ego"!
Suddenly...
"Ego"!
Became like this.
Who said "let's do "ego"?!
Xavier.
Hmm...
Can you remember this?
By the way...
"Kamakura" came in...
Woof woof! Box! Kamakura box!
Can you remember it?
Now, did you find three wrong answers?
Here is the correct answer!
Table's guest is sighing.
And waitress is pantomime person.
Did you find the third one?
Matchy's cola is actually a black drink.
Something that is not cola.
If you couldn't find it, watch out for the next one!
Hey, mama, clumsy mama, let me eat breakfast.
I was surprised at the menu on Nebokemanato.
Shabu-shabu?
I don't have that much time.
It's not the time for me to eat meat.
Give me a break, mama!
I was surprised at the menu that made my butt flutter.
Kimchi hot pot?
I'm not a peyonjun!
If a child doesn't have gochujang in the morning...
Give me a break, mama!
Let me eat my breakfast!
I was surprised at the menu you put out, even though it's only half of it!
Can you do it?
It's not the time for you to think about it!
I can't do any work that requires me to go through it all in one go!
Seriously, pardon me, mama!
B-chan, I love you all!
Let's make and play with Paruparu-san's...
Paruparu-san?
Yes?
What are we making today?
Usuguzu-kun, you're quick-witted!
Huh?
What do you think we can make from these ingredients?
Hmm...
There's clay!
That's right!
And there's clay!
That's right!
With clay...
It's the first time you've heard of clay, isn't it?
That's right!
You make an animal out of clay...
And that animal...
Like, moves forward...
Oh, again?
Yes!
The clay version?
Yes!
Boop-boop!
Today...
We're making Kotokoto-orilo!
Kotokoto-orilo?
Yes!
It's like...
Yes!
It's like...
Yes!
A monkey who's lost his mind...
Yes!
Kotokoto-orilo!
A toy!
A monkey who's lost his mind...
Yes!
Kotokoto-orilo!
That's right!
Wow!
That sounds fun!
Sounds fun, doesn't it?
Yes!
Let's make it!
Okay!
Let's make it!
Today...
We have a lot of materials...
Yes!
So, Guzukuzu-kun...
Please help me out!
Yes!
Okay!
So...
First...
Let's make a tree...
Yes!
For the monkey...
Okay!
Let's make it!
Okay!
A base!
What do you do with the ground below?
The ground below?
Like, where the trees grow.
Like, for example...
Like this...
This is where the monk came down from.
Do you make it with this?
Or do you make it with clay?
I see, I see.
Is this still a base?
It looks like a base, doesn't it?
Then, let's make it with this!
Today!
Let's make a hole in the middle of this.
So, here...
Here...
It's a little dangerous, but...
Let's make a hole in the middle with a drawing pen.
And then...
It's in!
It's done!
Okay!
With this...
Okay!
The tree is done!
Yay!
How is it?
I want the tree to look a little cooler, so...
Do you want me to roll it up?
Yeah, do you want me to roll it up?
Huh?
Do you roll this up, Guzuguzu-kun?
What do you do with it after this?
I don't know...
You forgot it!
Huh?!
Guzuguzu-kun, what do you do with it?
What do you do with it?
You forgot it!
Huh?! Do you roll it up?
Is it different?
Hmm... I feel like it's different...
It was different, huh?
Hmm...
A little...
A little more...
Do you want me to put clay here and make it a little more stable?
Guzuguzu-kun, that's it!
Oh!
Then, Guzuguzu-kun, let's try it!
Yeah, I'll try it!
With clay...
Let's fix it here.
Yeah.
Clay...
This... Ah!
Then...
I know!
Huh?!
Put it here like this...
Aha!
It's in here!
Ah!
Guzuguzu-kun, that's it!
I see!
That's it!
I see!
I totally forgot!
You can put clay in here!
I see, I see!
Then, you close it...
You close it...
Then...
You close it...
There you go!
Oh, wow!
Ah!
Now it's stable!
Yeah!
Guzuguzu-kun!
You did it!
I think it's helpful for the first time!
Yeah, it's really helpful for the first time!
No way!
Then...
Let's see...
But we have to make a monkey!
Ah, I see!
Let's make a monkey!
Then...
What color do you want for the monkey?
What color is a monkey?
Hmm...
Brown!
Brown...
No brown...
Hmm...
But I think pink is cute!
Ah, I see!
Pink!
Then let's make a monkey!
Guzuguzu-kun!
You're making a monkey?
Yeah!
Then...
First, fold it...
Yeah, fold it...
Fold it in half...
Let's fold it again...
Fold it...
Ah!
Ah! The monkey is coming along!
Right?
It's done!
One, two...
The monkey is complete!
The monkey?
Yes, the monkey!
Then...
Since it's a monkey voice...
I'll put the monkey...
in between!
Oh! Put it in between...
Put it in between...
This goes here...
Ah!
Wow!
I didn't expect it!
Ah! It goes down sideways!
This way?
Ah! This way!
Ah! That's it!
I think that's it!
Isn't it this?
Ah! That's it!
Do you wrap it?
I think so!
Hmm...
But...
That's it!
Then cut it!
Cut... Hmm...
Like this!
With this...
Let's cut here!
Yes!
Good!
Then let's stick it here!
I see!
I see, I see!
Yes, yes!
It's been a while since you made this, hasn't it?
This is...
Hmm...
I think it's been about a year since I made it.
I see! Then you've forgotten about it!
That's right!
Good!
Oh!
Then...
In the same way around here, too.
- Oh, you make it in several places. - Yes, I make it in several places.
I see, I see.
I'll cut it, too.
What is this for?
This is for it to fall gently.
- Oh, I see, I see. - Yes.
- Oh, this is how you make it gently. - Yes, yes, yes.
Does it go through?
- Yes, it looks good. - Does it look good?
- Yes. - Oh!
It's getting fun!
- Okay.
- Oh, then... - Huh?
- No way!
- In no time! - Oh!
- In no time! - In no time!
- It's this easy! - It's this easy!
- Kotokoto... - Kotokoto...
- Osaru-san's... - Osaru-san's...
- Completed! - Completed!
- Then, let's play! - Yeah!
Is "Kotokoto Osaru-san" okay?
- Hmm... - Kotokoto...
- Kotokoto...
- What was it again? - Kotokoto Chiro!
- Kotokoto Chiro? - Kotokoto Chiro's...
- Completed! - Completed!
- Then, let's play! - Yeah!
- Kotokoto will fall, Osaru-san. - Wow!
- Right? - I can't wait to see it.
- Here... - Yeah.
- Just let go of my hand... - Yeah.
- And "Kotokoto" will fall. - Yeah.
- Here you go! - Ready...
- Here? - Yeah.
- Ready, set... - Ready, set...
- Hold it properly. - Okay.
- Ready, set... - Ready, set...
- Huh? - Huh?
- I said "kosoko" just now! - You said it just now!
- One more time! - O-one more time...
- Here I go! - Okay!
- Oh, it's gone! - Oh!
- It's gone! - Oh!
- Was it the best you've ever had? - Yeah! It was the best I've ever had!
- Yeah! - Right?!
- Here you go, good children.
- It was correct until you put the clay in a round box.
- You use this to reinforce.
- Oh, it's become very wooden.
- The monkey stuck the washing scissors together and passed the stick through a small hole.
- Just by increasing the number of washing scissors by one or two, oh, how wonderful!
- Today is curry day, I love it!
- But I hate carrots! Leave some for me!
- At that time, Papa said...
- The carrots I left behind...
- Would become a mountain of carrots...
- Together, we'd become a mountain...
- Crows would eat it and it would become huge...
- The earth would come and attack it...
- There would be no ally of justice...
- Earthquakes and volcanoes wouldn't come true...
- Carrots would eat it and I'd become a hero...
- Rats would eat it and it would become huge...
- Earthquakes and volcanoes wouldn't come true...
- Avengers wouldn't come...
- Abe-san and his mom wouldn't come...
- Carrots would eat it and we'd protect the earth...
Thank you for the food!
I'll tell you a story.
Please watch the continuation of "Monkey-Crab- War".
I talked about it with tears in my eyes.
But a mischievous monkey doesn't pity crabs.
Well, I'll give you these oyster seeds, so let's exchange them.
Why?
Why do we have to exchange them for oyster seeds?
Wait, wait, wait!
If I go home and plant these oyster seeds,
the oysters will grow a lot!
I've been talking about it for years!
It's been a long time!
I'm hungry now!
How many years will it take for oyster seeds to grow and oyster seeds to grow?
I think it's relatively early.
Three years for oysters and eight years for oysters, right?
That means it takes eight years, doesn't it?
Surprisingly, crabs knew that phrase.
Monkeys were in a hurry.
I think it's pretty quick.
No, no, not eight years.
Not eight years.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Mr. Crab, you're stubborn, aren't you?
No, really, let me eat you.
Yeah, well, okay, but can I say it last?
Do you know the story of the ant and the giraffe?
Now, Mr. Crab,
you're in the same situation as them.
You took the rice ball you're eating now and are trying to throw away the hard-to-reach future design of oyster seeds.
If you grow oyster trees, you can eat as many oysters as you like up to your descendants.
Even if the customer next door often eats oysters, you can cope with it.
Oh, I'm sorry. I just said something good.
You're a temperamental child, aren't you?
The number of oysters coming out of that mouth like a child.
Aren't they all children?
I'll feed all of those cute children with oyster trees.
I'll never eat it up.
No matter how bad it gets.
I'm really thinking about you, Mr. Crab, and I'm offering you a suggestion.
Finally, Mr. Crab was delighted to hear about the story of a child who is about to be born.
All right, then I'll exchange it for those oyster seeds.
You finally understood me.
The monkey ate the rice ball with a bite.
Then...
Hard!
The rice ball is hard!
It's been a while and it's not working at all.
"That's it! I don't want it!" The monkey threw the rice ball at the crab and left.
The end.
Diff de Spiral
Here is today's quiz!
Ta-dah!
Ha-ko
Ko-un
Ko-ha-a
Ha-ko-me
Ga-ne
Nope!
You're right!
What is it?
The answer is...
Ne
"Ne"?
Ha-ne
Ko-ne
"Ko-ne"?
"Ga-ne"?
Ne-ga
"Ne-ga"?
What is "ga-ne"?
"Ne-ga"?
Oh, it's this one. "Ne-gan"
Ne-ko
Oh, it's "ne-ko"
That's right. It was "ne".
It's so difficult!
As a penalty, you get a slap in the face.
Everyone in front of the TV, remember the words with Megutan's slap in the face!
Remember them!
Ne