AISubs v3.5
Everyone, how are you doing?
"Child Machine" airs again this week from "Magic Land".
"Magic Land" airs at eight in the morning, but what time does it end?
I think it's still late at night.
I think it's basically time you can't wake up unless you're as free as you are during the day.
Are the little ones awake?
I think only the children who happened to wake up at night are awake.
Everyone who happened to wake up at night, how are you doing?
You're crying at night, so you're not energetic, are you?
I wonder if the cherry blossoms are in full bloom now.
No, it's completely withered.
This year, it bloomed early and withered in no time.
It was already withering around "Ouka-shou".
What is "Ouka-shou"?
"Ouka-shou" is probably the first Himba Classic.
Huh? You're doing a horse racing show with multiple songs, aren't you?
I'm not doing it! I'm not doing horse racing!
I see. It's Megutan now, isn't it?
Well then, it'll start again tonight! Everyone together!
SATURDAY NIGHT CHILD MACHINE!
FAMILESS CHILD MACHINE
SATURDAY NIGHT CHILD MACHINE!
Let's find mistakes!
Now you will see a very ordinary familyless scene.
But there are three mistakes in it.
If you know the answer, please raise your hand and answer it!
Wow, that's interesting! That's awesome!
Huh? Yasmin, what's up?
Huh? What's up?
By the way, you haven't spoken to me for a moment today, have you?
Nothing. Are you okay?
No, you're pretty depressed, aren't you?
Oh, my God! What's up with you?
Well, let's ask Kara to calm down!
Eee! Eee!
I'll listen to you!
There is a boy named Yamanaka in the next class, isn't he?
Are you kidding me?
He looks like he's going to die!
Huh?
I just happened to meet him on the way to school.
Do you like Yasmin and want to confess to her?
No, no, I don't want to confess!
Huh?
No, I don't like her at all.
Rather, I hate her.
I hate her so much that I want to punch her.
You hate her a lot, don't you?
That's not it...
My family...
Huh?
Don't tell me...
Divorce?!
Huh? Divorce?!
I'm sorry. Here, three of them.
Certainly not.
Not at all.
I won't take them.
I'm sorry. Please hurry up.
No way.
I know, right?
A parent divorcing is quite a shock, isn't it?
But, you know...
Yasumin...
Yasumin has a younger brother, you know...
I don't know if Yasumin and Yasumin will follow their mom or dad...
I don't know about us...
But, they need to have confidence in themselves.
Then, in the future, they will be cheerful...
No, they haven't divorced at all.
In fact, they are a good family.
It's just...
Could it be...
Grandma passed away?!
No, she is very healthy.
Very healthy.
Huh?!
Then... Grandpa...
Even though he was so healthy...
When?
Yesterday.
Even though...
Yasumin was Grandpa's daughter...
But, you know...
Yasumin...
If Yasumin doesn't get well...
Grandpa can't go to heaven because of anxiety...
So, come on, don't cry!
Grandpa, I'll send you home with a smile.
Grandpa, who was so healthy...
He passed away...
No...
Grandpa is very healthy.
Very healthy.
He is extremely healthy.
Then...
Why are you depressed?
Mom and Dad laugh at Grandpa's face saying it looks like Yamanaka!
Even though it doesn't look like him!
Heh... Heh... Heh...
Peaceful...
Well, did you find three wrong answers?
Then, the correct answer is...
A tablecloth is a shocker in one's mouth.
And...
A waitress doesn't listen to what she says until it gets hard.
Did you find the third one?
A mahjong shop is in a potato.
If you haven't found it yet, please pay attention to it next time!
♪ Let me eat breakfast ♪
♪ I was surprised at the menu released in "Nebokemanato" ♪
♪ Shabu-shabu? ♪
♪ I don't have that much room ♪
♪ It's not the time for me to eat meat ♪
♪ Give me a break, mama! ♪
♪ Let me eat my breakfast ♪
♪ The menu that surprised me ♪
♪ With its plump butt ♪
♪ Kimchi hot pot? ♪
♪ I'm not a peony ♪
♪ If a child doesn't have gochujang in the morning ♪
♪ Give me a break, mama! ♪
♪ Let me eat my breakfast ♪
♪ The menu that surprised me ♪
♪ With its plump butt ♪
♪ Can you do it? ♪
♪ I'm not a peony ♪
♪ I can't do work ♪
♪ Like rolling and pushing ♪
♪ I'm not a peony ♪
♪ Give me a break, mama! ♪
"Kanate wo Moeru" Modern Dance!
"Ishin no" Kai!
"Paruparu san no" Tsukutte Asobo!
Paruparu san, what are you making today?
Fuzuguzu-kun, what do you think you can make with these ingredients?
Huh? There's not much today.
Yeah.
I wonder...chopsticks and bowls?
Huh?
This is a chopstick and this is a bowl.
This is a bowl.
No, it's not.
Today, we are going to make a toy that can make a giraffe's neck longer.
What is it? It's amazing.
Can you make such an amazing thing with such a small thing?
That's right.
As expected of Paru Paru-san.
This is easy.
Let's make it.
Cut the paper in half and fold it in half.
Fold it in half.
Fold this in half, too.
This is a giraffe's neck.
Neck, right?
Body and neck.
Well...
It's difficult.
Is it difficult this time?
Well...
It stretches like this.
It was unexpected.
Unexpected? What's wrong?
Well... I'm in trouble.
You know how to make it, right?
Of course.
Right?
What? Is there not enough material?
I think it's not enough.
Really?
Well...
Oh! It's okay!
Wow!
Put this straw inside.
So...
The length of this straw...
Make a cut like this.
Put it in like this.
Like this.
And...
The neck goes in here.
So, in order to do that, we need to make a neck.
The neck goes in half of this.
In half of this?
Yes.
Roll it up...
It's a little like a neck, isn't it?
Yes, it's like a neck.
Secure it with cellophane tape.
The neck has to go in here, too.
I see.
Should I go through the neck first?
Like this!
You did it!
I think it's going to rip.
Is it?
Like this!
Look!
I made a neck!
You made a neck!
And...
Like this.
It looks like it's going to come off, so let's secure it with cellophane tape.
Let's secure it!
I think it's going to take some time today.
It's going to be difficult today.
Well...
We don't have a lot of material.
That's right. It was unexpected.
It's difficult.
Then...
The body...
Should we secure it with cellophane tape, too?
Cellophane tape is very useful today.
Cellophane tape is very useful.
But...
If I secure it with cellophane tape, I don't think it's going to come off.
I see.
That's right!
So...
Well...
I should make it bigger!
Have you made it a few times?
I've made it about 50 times so far.
You make it a lot!
Can you make it every time?
This can be done with various animals.
Even if it's not a giraffe.
Does the neck of various animals stretch?
That's right!
Look!
Wow!
The neck is easier to come out.
It's easier to come out!
Is it like this?
Ah!
It's kind of stable.
It's coming across!
Wow!
Like this!
Is it complete?
Well...
If it's a giraffe, you have to draw it like a giraffe.
It's not complete.
What do you think?
Rin-san is yellow and brown, so...
Rin-san's...
First of all, I'll draw the legs.
Let's draw the legs!
Draw a pattern...
I'll draw a pattern on the neck, too.
Draw a pattern...
Do you make a face?
That's right!
It's kind of gross without a face, isn't it?
That's right!
Even if only the neck stretches...
I thought so!
I've prepared a face-reading tool!
As expected of you!
Well...
This...
With this size...
Again...
I'll round it up!
And all you have to do is stick it together!
Oh! That's fast!
It's easy!
It's hard to stick it together!
Yeah!
I think this is the hardest part!
It's really hard!
Okay!
And...
I'll draw the eyes!
Okay!
I'll draw the mouth, too!
I'll draw the ears, too!
Okay!
Finally!
Is it done?
It's done!
Wow! Amazing!
If you breathe in from here...
Your neck will fly like "byun"!
Amazing!
Then...
Kirin-san's neck flying like "byun"!
Complete!
Here I go!
Oh! Parpar-san!
My neck came off!
My neck flew like "byun"!
No, no!
It doesn't just stretch, it also flies!
Ladies and gentlemen, here you go.
By combining different thicknesses of straws,
it's surprisingly easy.
Splendid!
Salaryman! Aspara-san!
Let's! Enjoy!
Let me tell you a story.
Taro Urashima.
There lived a fisherman named Taro Urashima in a village near the sea.
When Taro finished his fishing and walked along the beach,
children seemed to be excited.
When Taro looked inside and saw what they were doing,
Isn't everyone bullying a big sea turtle?
Taro stopped the children in a hurry.
Then the turtle said, "Thank you, Taro Urashima."
You're welcome. Are you okay?
"Yes," said the turtle.
By the way, Mr. Taro, would you like to go to Ryugu Castle as a thank you?
Taro replied,
No, I'm told not to follow someone I don't know.
That's fine.
Ryugu Castle is really fun, so let's go quickly.
Because you can't breathe in the sea anyway.
That's fantasy. It's a system you can do.
What is fantasy?
That's definitely impossible.
Humans breathe through their lungs, and fish breathe through their gills.
Once you're in the water, you won't last a minute.
Yeah, seriously, I don't care about that.
If you don't get on my back and go into the sea, we won't be able to start this story.
It's already started and it's been quite a while, but the prologue is in the middle, isn't it?
Dramas need to unfold quickly or viewers will look away.
As a result, a kind-hearted Taro thought he had been deceived and got on the turtle's back because he wanted to go in.
Making a promise that he will come up as soon as he gets tired, he finally dives into the sea.
Then, Taro got sick right away and tapped the turtle in a hurry.
Uso-on, why did you suffer?
No, no, I can't, I can't. After all, I don't feel like breathing in the water.
Well, I know.
I know.
On the contrary.
On the contrary, but ...
Is it possible for that princess you've been talking about to come over here on the contrary?
Wow, you've said a lot of funny things.
I don't think you're the nicest person in this village.
No, that's why I said on the contrary.
The princess is basically a sea creature, so I don't think she can breathe on land.
Why isn't that a fantasy?
Hey.
In the first place, why are you talking?
Eh? It's too late.
Kame-san and Taro's argument continued until sunset,
but in the end, after the farewell,
they decided to have something else as a thank you.
Kame-san hasn't contacted me at all since then.
The end.
♪ Like a ribbon, a cute hippo's beak ♪
♪ But when I see it with the sunburn, I sweat red ♪
♪ Pooping and scattering on the tail ♪
♪ It's a little creepy, isn't it, Mr. Mosquito? ♪
♪ Cute, cute animals ♪
♪ Basically cute ♪
♪ I found everyone's little creepy place ♪
♪ A warm body and a big nose koala ♪
♪ But it's scared of the voice a male koala makes ♪
♪ The floor we always eat on is actually really poisonous ♪
♪ It's a little creepy, isn't it, Mr. Koala? ♪
♪ Spinning round and round ♪
♪ On top of my stomach, I bite and knock, Mr. Koala ♪
♪ But even if food is expensive ♪
♪ And if you eat sea urchin at a sushi restaurant ♪
♪ You'll have to pay a lot of money ♪
♪ It's a little creepy, isn't it, Mr. Koala? ♪
♪ Cute, cute animals ♪
♪ Basically cute ♪
♪ I found everyone's little creepy place ♪
Well then, the last one is...
Yes!
Hiragana Quiz!
Meguta, if you can't answer the quiz within 30 seconds, you'll be punished with a punch.
Yes!
Well then, here is today's question!
Yes!
Hmm?
The words in this are...
ri...
Does "ri" mean "ri"?
na...
si...
ri...
ru...
rupu...
Oh, you're fast!
Correct!
I didn't think of anything!
The correct answer...
was "su"!
"Su"?
Yes.
ri... su...
na... su...
ri... su...
sushi!
su... ri...
Wow!
Well then, as a punishment, you'll be punished with a punch!
Well then, everyone in front of the TV,
please remember the words with Meguta's punch!
Please remember!
ri
su