AISubs v3.5
Everyone! How are you?
"Child Machine" airs from "Magic Land" again this week.
"Magic Land" airs at 8 in the morning, but what time does it end?
I think it's late at night.
I don't think it's time for children at all.
No, it doesn't make sense to send a children's show at that time.
In addition, if you extend this frame with a little sports property,
it may be broadcast at 3 o'clock in the morning or an unbelievable time.
No, no! Is sports property bad?
All right, sports property!
No, no, no. Sports property is not bad at all.
Rather, everyone enjoys extending it.
Well, it doesn't matter. If children see what they recorded tomorrow...
Then, it will start again tonight! Everyone together!
"Saturday Night Child Machine"!
Saturday Night Child Machine
Let's make and play with Carpar!
Ms. Carpar, what are you going to make today?
You are quick-witted, Guzu-guzu.
What do you think you can make with these materials?
Well…Evangelion!
Nope!
Today, we are going to make Go! with rubber bands!
Wow! I'm so excited!
With a toy car…
With a toy car?
You know those toys that you have to back up and pull back, right?
Today, we are going to make those toys with these materials!
Can you make those?
You are amazing, Ms. Carpar!
Well then, let's get started!
Go!
First of all, let's make something that is on top of the car.
Something that is on top of the car?
What do you want to put on the car, Guzu-guzu?
Hmm…what is it?
Hmm…watermelon!
Then, let's draw a watermelon picture!
Great idea!
A watermelon picture…
Do you like a watermelon cut in half?
Hmm…well, it's easier to eat if it's cut in half.
I see.
Like this?
Yes.
Hmm…
Hey, Guzu-guzu-kun, why don't you draw it?
Huh? Me?
Can you draw it?
Hmm…
Like this?
Wow! You are good!
Yay! Thank you!
Then…
Draw seeds…
Draw…
It's done!
Yay!
Watermelon is done!
Next...
Let's make a tire!
For the tire...
Let's round it up!
Guzuguzu-kun, help me!
I just need to round it up?
Yes!
Like this?
It's done!
It's done! You're fast!
I'm going to use cellophane tape to stick it on.
Are you okay?
Guzuguzu-kun!
Like this?
You're good!
I'm sorry! I'll do it again!
I'll do it again!
I'm sorry!
The tire is done!
So...
Since we're going to move the tire...
It's like this, right?
A car...
Let's use a chisel!
You're going to use a chisel?
Let's use a chisel!
That's right!
But...
A chisel...
But a chisel...
Ah!
It flashed!
It flashed?
Let's use a chisel!
Did you just flash it?
Let's use a chisel...
And stick it on!
On the tire?
No!
If you stick it on, it won't move!
That's right!
What should we do?
If you stick it on, it won't move.
If you stick it on, it won't move, so...
Ah! You're going to stick it on the top?
I'm going to stick it on the top!
Wow!
I'm going to stick it on with cellophane tape.
Wow!
This one...
In the same way...
Okay! It's done!
Wow! It's fixed!
Oh, no! It won't move again like this!
Oh, I see!
That's right!
The tire spins, doesn't it?
It spins!
Parpa-san...
Yes?
You know how to make it, don't you?
Of course I do!
You do, don't you?
Yes!
Hmm...
Let's use rubber bands!
Wow!
Because it's called "rubber band deco"!
That's right! I told you we should use rubber bands!
What should we do?
Hmm?
You know, don't you?
Let's use better rubber bands!
Oh, I see!
Let's use faster rubber bands!
That's right!
It's difficult, isn't it?
How do you usually make it?
Usually...
I make it easier!
Oh, I see!
It's a little difficult today, isn't it?
Oh!
It's flared up!
Oh!
It's flared up!
I'll put it in like this!
Oh, wow!
If you do that, the tire will spin!
Today...
Today, it's blooming!
Wow!
It's moving, isn't it?
Oh, it's moving!
Wow!
What should we do with the clip?
The clip...
Hmm...
The clip...
It's colorful, so...
I want to put it on!
It'd be cute if you put it on, wouldn't it?
Hmm...
Where should we put it on, Guzuguzu-kun?
Hmm...
Let's see...
One on the right and one on the left.
Should we put it on here?
Yeah.
Here?
Yeah!
Oh, isn't that good?
It's here!
Wow!
It's kind of cool now!
Oh, wow!
Should we put two on the right?
Oh!
Wow!
Cute!
Then...
Let's cut the watermelon!
Oh!
Let's cut it!
That's it, that's it!
Okay!
Hmm...
Hmm!
The clip is dangerous, so...
Hmm!
Let's not use it!
Let's not use the clip!
Let's not use it!
The clip might cut your hand.
What are you going to do with the watermelon?
What should I do with the watermelon? I made it to put it on.
Are you going to stop using the watermelon?
Let's put it on!
You're going to put it on as it is!
You're bold!
But I haven't used the rubber band yet.
I see.
This part is a little difficult.
Carefully...
Slowly...
It's on!
I think it's done!
We're done for the day!
With a rubber band, GO's...
Are done!
Alright, Guzzu-kun!
You can play with this today!
Yay! Thank you!
You put it back and...
You do "gyun"!
Put it back...
Gyun!
This is fun, isn't it, Guzzu-kun?
Pull it out a little longer...
Gyun!
It's broken.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is how it's made.
The way the tires were wound was the opposite.
It seems that the chopstick was to be used as the base of the car without breaking it.
This is how you use the clip.
Finally, fit the tire in...
Splendid!
"Body Memorable Limit Lesson"!
"Twist National Assembly"!
"Saturday Night Child Machine"!
Oh my, I'm trembling, my stomach is in a pinch!
Poop is coming up my butt!
I'm seriously in class and oh my god!
Raising my hand is embarrassing!
I can't say "I'm going to poop"!
Help me, poop man!
It comes flying from nowhere and takes me to the bathroom!
I'm not embarrassed anymore!
No matter what, poop man!
I'm going to poop!
Help me, poop man!
Even if I grow up and become constipated, I won't go out even if I want to!
I'll only go out now!
If I go out, I'll go to heaven, poop man!
Even if it's school, it's fine!
Poop man!
Let me stab you in the liver!
Let's find mistakes!
Now you will see a very ordinary family lesson.
But there are three mistakes in it.
If you know them, please raise your hand and answer them.
Now, we will start the "Don't make a boyfriend" management meeting.
Yes!
We will never make a boyfriend!
We will never!
Now, we will start this week's episode.
Yes, Ms. Katocin reported...
Machi.
Last weekend, Yasumin stole my smartphone.
I think she is a perfect girlfriend.
Is it true, Yasumin?
No, I don't think she is a girlfriend.
Now, please show me the evidence.
Here it is.
It's dazzling!
She is popular. She is popular.
She is not popular just because of her smartphone.
That light will attract a man.
Absolutely not.
You are done!
She is silent.
She is black as she is bought.
She is silent.
She is black as she is bought.
Remove that glitter right now!
Yes.
Now, shall we order something?
Yes.
Ding dong!
Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!
Huh?
When did you lose your sight, Yasumin?
No, this is...
T-t-this is...
It can't be!
It's Date, President!
Date?!
Date, confirmed.
Masamune is guilty of this transparency!
What did you do it for, Yasumin?!
No, miss!
I studied for a test and couldn't sleep well...
...because of the bears.
Show us! Show us what you can do!
It's not good as an etiquette.
You've done it!
Girls, be quiet.
Laudanum!
Girls, be quiet.
Laudanum!
One potato and three cokes.
As you wish!
Take it! Take that Masamune away!
Don't look like you're full of energy!
As a punishment for Masamune...
...you'll have to wear these glasses for a week.
No!
Now, have you found your mistake and found three of them?
The first one is correct!
The table's spare wheel is your own mouth!
And the waitress is a kabuki performer!
Have you found the third one?
Yasumin's water is actually soda!
If you haven't found it yet...
...be careful next time!
Crush the box tissues properly!
Don't crush me if you have to!
Flabbit!
Hey...
...are you pretty today, too?
I'll...
...talk...
Akazukin-chan, one day my mother asked Akazukin- chan.
Hey, Akazukin-chan, could you deliver something to my grandmother's house?
Yes, I understand, mother. But today, I'll dress up in black.
Eh? Eh? Why? You're red, aren't you?
No, today my dress and cardigan are monotone, so I'll dress up in black, too.
That's not it. Akazukin is your trademark, or rather your name is Akazukin-chan.
Eh? My name is Akazukin? Isn't there another name?
It may be there, but basically, in the world, it's called Akazukin-chan.
Mom, even though you're my mother, what do you mean 'it may be there, but basically, in the world, it's called Akazukin-chan'?
Oh, I'm sorry about that. I apologize for that.
But, in terms of physical things, this story itself is called 'Akazukin-chan'.
What does 'title' mean?
I will go with the coordination I want to do.
"Akazukin-chan" does not show her willingness to give up.
In terms of coordination, is 'title' red or black?
The argument between mother and child lasted for more than three hours.
If we don't come up with a conclusion soon, it will be too late.
Mother said.
Everyone wants a character who wears red shoes.
I don't think we need to go against that.
That's not true.
Even if you say you have a character by wearing red shoes,
you can give up on it right away.
Because, it's not like my humanity or personality is taken away from me.
It's just that my shoes are red.
If a woman with a little more personality wears the same red shoes, it's over, right?
So, I don't always wear red shoes either.
I want to show you that earlier.
"Akazukin-chan" said so, and tore off her red shoes.
I'm not Akazukin anymore.
"What are you doing?" Akazukin-chan jumped out of the house.
Her shoes were black.
She looked very sober.
She looked so sober and flowerless,
and the wolf was not sure whether to talk to her or not,
but she was very hungry,
so she talked to her for now.
Oh, it's not Akazukin today.
I'm not going to my grandmother's house today.
Oh, really?
"If you don't go," she said, "you won't be able to talk."
Because I hate my mother,
and I hate her mother too,
I won't go.
I see. If you don't go,
you have to think about various developments.
Akazukin-chan, Kurozukin-chan and the wolf
were overwhelmed with applause and stood still.
The wolf said,
Actually,
I deceived you,
and went to my grandmother's house first,
and my grandmother ate it,
and I made you wait on the bed,
and I pretended to be my grandmother,
and I thought you would eat
where you approached.
The plan went wrong, didn't it?
Well, it's rarer for a plan to come true.
The wolf,
You're wrong,
and left in the forest.
Kurozukin-chan thought a little, "Maybe red is better after all."
The end.
Saturday Night Child Machine!
Yasagure Cameraman Saito!
Okay, I'll start with the fast-up on my knees.
Your body remembers modern dance!
C-O-N-P-L-Y-A-N-C-E
♪ Let me eat my breakfast ♪
♪ I was surprised by the menu on "Nebokemanako" ♪
♪ Shabu-shabu? ♪
♪ I don't have much time ♪
♪ It's not the time for me to eat meat ♪
♪ Give me a break, mama! ♪
♪ Hey, mama! ♪
♪ If you eat, mama! ♪
♪ Let me eat my breakfast ♪
♪ I was surprised by the menu on "Oshiriporipori" ♪
♪ Kimchi hot pot? ♪
♪ I'm not 40 ♪
♪ It's not gochujang for children in the morning ♪
♪ Give me a break, mama! ♪
♪ Let me eat breakfast ♪
♪ I was surprised at the menu I put out while I was halfway through ♪
♪ Can you do it? ♪
♪ It's not the time to wait ♪
♪ I can't do work that goes through round and round ♪
♪ Seriously, pardon me, mama! ♪