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Sashiko Cyber!
In this show, among all of us involved...
...some people have suffered some sort of damage...
...and have formed "Sashiko Victims' Association"!
One by one, we will present and speak of their suffering!
Of course, Sashiko has the right to be a lawyer and assert her own legitimacy!
After hearing both sides of their arguments...
...in the end, the judge, who is also a regular on the show...
...will issue a verdict!
- You know what? - Yes?
- Don't think you can cry! - I'm not crying!
- Seriously! - I'm not angry at all!
The damage reports of the four witnesses have now ended...
...and Sashiko is a little dismayed!
- The staff has been told that this person isn't funny! - But I'm not!
- I'm not! - I'm not!
Will there be a sudden turnaround from here?!
- I'm not! - I'm not!
There is no such thing as a "rock-paper-scissors tournament"!
Next witness, please come forward!
Hello! It's been a while!
Sashihara-san!
Yes?
You're real!
Yes, I remember.
Please tell me your name and occupation.
I'm a "neat idol", or "needle" in short.
My name is Hiyoki Tamao and I'm 30 years old.
What kind of damage did you receive from Sashihara-san?
I'm doing something called "live idol",
Sashihara-san and other "live idol" people competed against each other.
Of course, Sashihara-san was our worst opponent.
But Sashihara-san didn't receive any punishment at all.
What? Really?
Didn't you get punished at all?
I didn't get punished at all, so as a representative of "live idol", I came all the way from Chiba.
It's not that far.
It's Chiba, so it's not that far.
No, but it's about an hour's train ride.
By the way, which part of Chiba are you from?
Sotobo Line.
Sotobo Line? Thank you very much!
It's so far!
You came all the way from Soraien!
This show itself is usually quite warm.
That's right.
I watched the next episode of "Kaiunjutsu".
Why don't you roll a snake?
I'm sorry.
You usually roll a snake, don't you?
Yes, you're right.
If it were me, I'd ask the staff to hold me down and roll a snake for me.
It'd be a delicious picture, wouldn't it?
Don't you care about the angle of the picture?
It's the angle of the picture.
The angle of the picture?
If you're an idol, you'd do something like that, wouldn't you?
I would!
The former "Morning Musume" member, Yaguchi Mari- san.
Yes.
She fell into the water many times in a quiz show.
Yes, yes, that's right.
Yasuda Kei-san, it's not a punishment game either, but you should get a nosebleed.
I've endured it and become an idol!
There was a tunnel-san.
If there's no sign for AKB anymore, we'll have to line up with people like that.
You're worried about Sashihara-san's future as well.
Yes, thank you.
It's true that we didn't do the punishment game.
I understand. If you say it like that, then let's do it right here.
What do you mean?
Let's have a confrontation.
What? What kind of confrontation?
It's too late for that. You reflected on yourself.
Yes, I reflected on myself.
There were times when you lost and didn't do the punishment game.
Let's have a confrontation right here.
There are a lot of people who came back today.
Yes, that's right.
With that said, although it's sudden, let's have a punishment game-like confrontation with black and white!
The ingredients for today's confrontation are...
These!
Wow!
It's funny.
These are bamboo steamed rice bowls.
It has a fragrant aroma.
It has a fragrant aroma, doesn't it?
It's tough!
These bamboo steamed rice bowls are a simple dish where you eat widely eaten bamboo steamed rice bowl in Southeast Asia and serve it with warm rice.
The winner is the one who eats this bamboo steamed rice bowl the most in one minute.
It's a common dish in various AKB-related programs, but is it advantageous at this point?
Then, idol confrontation, start!
Thank you for the food.
It's no good!
This is bad!
This is really bad!
You eat a lot!
Is it because of your appetite?
After eating the food on top, you eat it with rice.
That's right.
I'll use my food safety balance.
This is not good.
It's good.
This is a serious one.
I can't stop laughing.
Look at her.
She is a senior of Yaki Ubi.
I don't eat a lot of food.
Chew it! Chew it! Chew it!
Oh, it's three seconds before.
Kiryu!
Stop it!
I'm sorry. I couldn't stop laughing.
The winner is...
Hiroki!
What's wrong with you?
Sashiko is more and more enthusiastic.
Sashiko's victims appear one after another.
It was very rude of you.
But I didn't want to kill you.
Sashiko's counterattack begins.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
The next testimony is...
Another AKB member sent us a video.
Again?
You know who it is, don't you?
The AKB member is...
Not yet.
Let's watch the video.
I'm Rie Kitahara of B.C.B.48.
Hi.
I went to learn how to dance.
Sashihara is not good at dancing.
I'm not good at dancing.
I don't want to say it, but I can't show you the result.
I can't show you the content of the video.
Can I show you?
Do you have something?
I'm Rie Kitahara of B.C.48.
I'm going to show you the result by numbers.
I'm the second-highest winner of B.C.48.
The second-highest winner of B.C.48.
I'm going to show you the result by numbers.
Can you call me?
I want to say it out loud.
Please say it out loud.
Go back to Kitari-edamono!
Yes, yes, yes.
How do you like it?
This is a win. Completely.
I also watched your VTR at the time.
It was a really messy confrontation.
That's right.
It was a friendly "na na" plan.
In the first place, I didn't want to do that plan in the first place, but it was a 10th confrontation.
But in terms of cheering, it was a 9th confrontation.
What is that?
Well, what do you say?
It was terrible there.
Shouting and arguing.
Can you do it for me for a moment?
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Did you say anything to other members of AKB after doing that plan?
There are people who have seen it, so they said, "I want to go out too."
You said it, but no one came out.
Yes.
You are very close with Ms. Kitahara, right?
Yes, we are close.
Even so, you didn't come today either.
Just for the VTR.
Perhaps you are not so close with Ms. Kitahara.
No, we are close.
You think so, but I don't know what she thinks.
Because you didn't come today either.
Even though everyone came.
What about Ms. Noro who came today?
I don't like it.
Right, Ms. Noro?
My schedule is like an open TV show.
What is it?
Ms. Kitahara, how about asking the judge so far?
Judge Sachiko
She came, but she is cute.
Sachiko is ugly.
Again?
Thank you.
Well, then...
Do we need a judge?
Well, then...
Please appoint another witness.
Excuse me.
Do you know her? She's a prosecutor.
Yes, I know her.
Just in case, please tell me your name and occupation.
My name is Fujino, and I'm an AD for "Sashiko no Kisei".
Fujino-san, right?
Yes.
What kind of damage did you receive from Sashihara-san?
Well... I was mentally shocked by Sashihara-san's lack of love for the show.
Oh!
I received it.
Really?
Yes, there is!
For example, in order to know more about Sashihara-san, I read her blog.
You read it all the time.
Yes, I read it all the time.
While reading it, the other day, for another show's project, she said she would update her blog 200 times.
She did say that, didn't she?
Yes, she did say that.
So I read it all.
200 times?
Yes.
That's a lot of love.
Even though it's "Sashiko no Kusei", there wasn't a single phrase like that.
Eh? There isn't a single article about this show?
Yes.
Yes! Let me say it.
Yes.
The show that's been updated 200 times is the show that was updated 200 times.
And, when it wasn't updated 200 times, the staff of "Sashiko no Kusei" was kind and wrote it.
They saw it.
You didn't see it, did you?
W-w-what do you think of this?
It's a competition!
You wrote it?!
I wrote it.
Well, compared to "Weekly AKB" and "Ariyoshi AKB", even if you look at it as a whole, it's obviously not much, right?
It may not have been written 200 times, but even if you look at it as a whole, are there a lot of articles about other AKB shows?
There are a lot.
"Sashiko no Kusei" wasn't written much.
What's with you?!
I'm sorry!
What's with you?!
You're so selfish!
You're so annoying! I'm about to cry!
You're weird!
Oshima-san, why don't you love this show?
Because I love it so much!
You're so annoying!
Hey, Kazuya-san!
If you cry, Noro-san will get mad at you!
Why are you crying so much?!
You're so annoying!
It's because I love everyone so much!
That's amazing.
If you don't cry, the studio will laugh at you!
There aren't many idols like you!
I understand.
Sashihara-san just said how much she loves you.
However, there is something that shows how much she loves you.
Please watch this video.
Good evening. I'm Yuko Awashima.
I've played "sassy" about twice.
I think it was the second time.
I played a game.
Usually, when I play a game, I decide which game I want to play.
"sassy" is weak against any game.
I'm sure I'll lose.
I thought it was boring.
You spend a lot of time with "sassy" as a not- date.
Do you have any complaints about "sassy" in private?
Complaints about "sassy" in private...
"sassy" scolds me right away.
"sassy" doesn't scold you about the show?
I think "sassy" does.
I don't know why "sassy" says "staff".
You're right.
I should be careful.
I shouldn't get involved.
This is information from Awashima, who has never lied in her life.
I didn't say "staff".
"sassy" said "staff".
I've never talked about "sassy" with Yuko.
You haven't?
No.
It's a fun show.
She hasn't been called "not-date" at all.
She hasn't talked about "not-date" with me.
Your Honor, how do you like it so far?
Goris, you're cute.
Sachihara...
I only have one request.
Huh?
Even if you hate me...
Even though you're Sachiko...
Even though you're Sachiko, please don't hate me!
It's like a meaningless election impersonation series.
Your Honor, what do you want to do with this?
It's an impersonation of Smiler's Club.
Even if you hate me, please don't hate AKB!
That's what the judge said.
Even if you hate me, please don't hate Sachiko.
Even if you hate me, please don't hate AKB!
Even if you hate Sachiko, please don't hate AKB!
I don't know you!
Let's move on.
Here is the next witness.
Please.
You're a fake!
This is my friend, Inagawa Junji.
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Liar!
By the way, Inagawa-sensei met Sashihara-san in Higawa.
That's right.
Just a little while ago, I made a little scary story for this show.
It was like I appeared in it.
That's right, Inagawa-sensei.
Even so, Sashihara-san's attitude towards me was very rude.
Because you weren't funny at all!
Because... Because...
Huh?! You were the scariest one, Inagawa-sensei!
I believed you, Inagawa-sensei, so when I found out you were a fake...
I'm not a fake! You're Inagawa-sensei!
What are you talking about?! Your mustache came off in the middle of the show!
That must be Rei's doing.
That's right! She took off Rei's mustache!
For example, what kind of attitude did you have?
For example, when I was told something...
To tell a scary story...
I'd go to bed with a pillow every night.
And for Sashihara-san's sake...
When I told her something, she'd say, "That's not scary."
And when I was doing something...
She'd say, "Who said that?"
Are you imitating me?
Who said that?
And at the end of the show, she said, "That's not funny."
I've been doing a lot of things since you were born.
That's right! You're my senior!
But I know you're my senior...
But you weren't Inagawa-sensei, right?
You were deceiving me, so I want to sue you!
I-It's Inagawa-san!
No!
You don't trust me at all?
I don't trust you at all!
Then I'll go for it, Sensei!
Can you do me a favor?
I've already sealed this.
I'll tell you a story about Ohako.
Last year, even though it wasn't dawn yet, I thought a warm wind would come in the middle of the night.
I was tired and fell asleep.
When I was sleeping, I woke up to some kind of cover and couldn't fall asleep.
I thought, "I don't like it," and decided to eat cup yakisoba.
First of all, I opened the lid.
I opened it and there was a gunpowder in it.
I poured hot water and opened the lid again.
I thought it would be three minutes and poured hot water.
BOOM!
Strangely, I poured hot water and heard a strange sound from the drain.
I looked around and there was no one there.
It was a rap song.
Why did you call me again?
You talked about this last time, too.
Thank you very much.
A lot of people came today.
It's amazing today, isn't it?
That's why I've finished my testimony here.
Now, let's see the results of the trial.
Wait a minute!
Hey!
Can you hear me?
Come here! Come here!
Judge!
Hey!
Calm down.
How dare you!
You bastard!
Huh? Today...
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
I'm a victim.
Ms. Sachiara.
Yes?
I did it!
It's a sales problem!
Huh? Not me!
Even if you tell me that, I'm in trouble.
I don't know what to say to you seniors.
Shouldn't you fail?
What are you talking about?
You should fix it!
A class on how to make Sachiko learn how to react.
Don't press it!
It's dripping!
Oh my god!
The problem scene
was already shot at the time.
Oh my god!
The people around me are getting together.
It's like that, but...
Stop! Stop! Stop!
A little before that! Before that! Before that!
It's here, isn't it?
I was born and raised...
Stop!
It's here, isn't it?
This is...
A little mistake.
It's a mistake, isn't it?
It's a mistake you don't usually make.
I think it happened because it was a set.
Well, I'm sorry.
I was going to go in twice in myself.
So when I went into the bathtub...
Ah!
In my mouth...
There wasn't hot water in it.
There wasn't?
So...
This is a treasure play, isn't it?
That's right.
This is really messed up.
That's right.
It can't be a traditional entertainment.
It can't be.
This is really...
Because of entertainment life...
This mistake...
If you broadcast it...
Just once...
I don't think it's a mistake of everyone's cooperation.
No!
No, so that mistake...
By doing it on and off on the show...
Can you reduce your job in the hot water bath?
It's completely reduced!
It's definitely not reduced!
It's reduced!
We only have oden and hot water!
That's right!
Why do you have to make me do it?!
If you hadn't said it properly...
It would have been reduced!
But it's true that Sashihara-san...
At the very beginning...
Why don't you do it naturally?
And he mixed it with Dachio-san...
At that time...
It was pretty normal...
It didn't feel hot...
That's right.
So...
If you do that...
Dachio-kun...
You don't feel hot at all, do you?
You get used to it, don't you?
It's hot!
You don't feel hot at all, do you?
It's hot!
You're the one who broke it!
It's hot, isn't it?
Then...
It opened.
Chance! Chance! Chance!
Chance!
Griffery is poor.
Well, whatever.
It doesn't matter anymore!
Now that Ryu-chan doesn't care anymore...
His damage reporting is...
Horrible!
I'll...
Hand over...
Conard...
His judgement is finally decided!
This is serious...
The results are out...
I'm sorry...
Ehhhh?!
And with that, the testimony ends here.
It's finally time for the verdict, but...
Your Honor...
Please give us your verdict!
The verdict is...
The show is over for today.
What?
This is a good result.
What do you think?
What?!
Come on!
My life is over.
Your life is over?
Is it over?!
Well, this is a program where you've been told that you're at your limit.
At first, we were talking about "one cool," right?
Yes, that's right.
Well, it's already a miracle that it's been nine months.
That's right, that's right. That's why it happened a lot.
That's right. It's a program that started with a school variety show.
I think you've grown up a little in these nine months.
Oh.
What do you think, Sashara?
Well, it's true that I was 19th, but now I'm 9th.
Yes.
Yes, it's true that I've grown up.
That's right.
Well, say thank you to everyone who's watching.
I'm sure there are a lot of people who are watching,
but I'm happy to be called a national host one day for people in areas they can't see.
I thought I'd do my best, and it happened first.
I don't know why, but it was fun.
Thank you very much, everyone.
Well, say thank you to your dad.
Oh, that's right.
Dad, it's over.
Dad!
I'm sorry I couldn't say thank you!