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New single "France Get!" is getting more and more popular, also known as "AKB48"!
In the midst of all of that, despite the fall, there's still a lot of games to play, and there's no time to rest!
The main game scene of this show is spending everyday like a stream of water!
"Sashiko" and "Sashihara Rino"! This show is a "sashiko" variety show!
Since "sashiko" is an idol one year ahead of "sashiko", producer Shichida gives them various orders every time!
"sashiko" committee, which is organized by "sports analog", gives them an award!
And this time, "sashiko" gives them a new challenge!
"Sashihara-san", I'm suing you!
What?! Why are you suing me?!
"sashiko" is back in power!
You look like you'd be anywhere!
"sashiko" is getting more and more "sashiko" participants!
Thank you for everything!
Be careful, you're giving me a schedule like a calendar!
But it's not funny, so I won't do it.
"sashiko" is also claiming victory and self- righteousness!
It's been a while since "sashiko" has come back!
That day, "go!" studio in Tokyo was surrounded by a strange sense of tension.
To that place, "go!" main MC, who has entered the studio with the usual cheerful tension without knowing at all about the disaster that will happen to him in the future.
Please book a flight to Japan.
Are you a defendant?
What is it today?
From now on, Sashiko will be judged.
Judgment? I didn't do anything to be judged.
I think it was hard to hear, so please say it again.
From now on, Sashiko will be judged.
The judge said it.
I understand. Thank you.
It's been nine months since we started this show.
It's called "Sashiko Training Variety".
We've been working hard on it once.
It's not only about growing up, but also about Sashihara-san.
I'm also in trouble.
So, on behalf of me, I'm going to sue Sashihara- san.
Why are you suing me?
It's too sudden.
Today, there are witnesses who have been harmed by you other than me.
No one is here.
There are quite a few.
No one is here. No one is bothering you, right?
I'll go with my eyes closed.
"Sashiko Cybermen".
Among all the people involved in this show,
people who have been harmed by Sashiko will gather and form "Sashiko Victims' Association".
One by one, they will appear and tell you about their harm.
Of course, Sashiko has the right to become a lawyer and assert her own legitimacy.
After hearing both sides' arguments,
in the end, the judge, who is also a regular on the show, will issue a verdict.
Let's have the first witness issue a verdict.
Shara!
What is it?
Don't just stand there!
What is it? What is it?
Don't you have something to say?
What is it? Isn't it fine? I was also called here all of a sudden.
All of a sudden or whatever it is, you have to ask for an ad-lib.
Yes, I'm sorry.
What is it? Why don't you say something?
Do you have a lot?
It was hard for me to hear.
"Don't just stand there!" Noro-san said.
Please tell us your name and occupation.
I'm Noro Kaya of SGM-48. I'm a captain.
What kind of damage did you receive from Shara?
She crushed my first show in three minutes!
What did she say?
Kashihara! Noro!
Which one is better?
The show's host has challenged them.
Verdict
Noro and Sashiko.
In order to verify which is better with Tsuchida, they ask each other various questions.
If there is an answer, it's a perfect match.
Are you confident, Sashiko?
I am! I am very confident!
Every week, Sashiko and Tsuchida meet up.
It was supposed to be an overwhelmingly advantageous project.
Which foreign country do you want to visit the most now?
It looks easy and wide.
It's difficult.
Please show us your answers!
I wrote a lot.
Spain, Italy and England.
Why?
If it's a country name, we can't argue about it.
Isn't it Barcelona?
What is Barcelona?
Country...
What?
No points!
Hey!
Don't say that, Sashara!
Why? You're mean!
Please show us!
Hey! What's wrong with you?
This is it!
When she opened the lid, it was a one-side game with Noro.
It's perfect! It's perfect!
You're mean! You're mean!
Sashara, I can't stop crying.
Isn't this too much?
I didn't know it would be this different!
The screen is almost floating!
And...
As promised, Noro's Kammuri Program "Is it Noro?" starts now!
I'm Noro, the main character.
You're fast.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait for me!
However, the program starts in just 3 minutes!
Sashiko, who was passed on to another assistant, enters the program!
If you don't wear it, I won't listen to you!
Well, it's the last game, but I want you to do it again!
It's a lifetime request!
I've heard your lifetime request many times on this show!
It's really only once in a lifetime!
She was called in for the last battle of her life and accepted it!
I did it! I'm sorry!
What did you say?
I said it!
Don't think you can cry!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Seriously!
No, no, I don't think so!
No, no, at least at that time you were crying quite a lot!
I was crying, indeed!
I was angry!
I'm sorry!
If you wanted to go to Noriokaion at that time, you should have worn a mask!
That's right! But you were trying to take off the mask a little bit!
That's right!
I heard you were seriously angry at the staff!
That's right! The staff said, "Don't really take it off!"
Because you didn't want to lose the penalty game!
Yes, that's right!
You really look like you can go anywhere!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
Besides, you challenged Noriokaion one more time, didn't you?
That's right!
What did you think of the challenge?
It was a piece of cake!
You took the challenge seriously and seriously lost!
Besides, you tried to ask Noriokaion for one more challenge, didn't you?
Let's go!
Right?
Do you remember the result?
You hit Noriokaion in your head!
Don't you remember that?
At the end of the game, I knelt down and said something like, "I beg you!"
I'm scared!
You just made a really bad face!
I'm scared!
I also react like that!
But I was happy when I heard that I would be on "KAMURI-MAGUMI"!
Noriokaion is happy about it, too!
I'm happy about it, too!
I'm five years older than Noriokaion!
Yes!
I'm older than Noriokaion!
But in the end, I'm innocent!
I'm innocent!
Why are you innocent?
You came to my show and said that even though you're a guest...
"Even though you're a guest," you're looking down at us, aren't you?
You're an assistant, aren't you?
You're a guest, aren't you?
You're trying to get used to me, aren't you?
I know! I thought about it, but the show is bad!
What is it now?
The staff's show is that bad!
I'll come here!
You're the witness!
But...
I'm the one who said that the show could end in three minutes!
Noriokaion came here because she was angry, but it didn't work out at all, did it?
Not a single word went wrong.
I'm innocent!
What are you doing?
This and that...
I'm innocent!
Judge, how did you like it so far?
I'm innocent!
If it's SDL, Serina-chan is cute, isn't she?
Don't make fun of me!
It's real!
You may not have heard it, but if it's SDL, Serina-chan is cute, isn't she?
Which one is under "n"?
It's "captain", isn't it?
It's not in the selection, but it's "captain", isn't it?
The next witness is also excluded.
Noro-san, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
We can't judge each one of them yet, can we?
It's all total.
No, we can't do that.
We'll do our best.
We can't do that. We just have to win each one of them.
We'll do our best.
Then, next witness, please come in.
I'm sorry!
Please tell me your name and occupation.
My name is Kobayashi.
I'm a teacher of Tsukiji Gindako.
In the part-time job project, Sashihara was very helpful.
Yes, I'm sorry.
What kind of damage did you receive?
Since that day, the newcomer doesn't listen to me at all.
I also thought it was terrible when I saw the video.
I'm sorry.
I was really licked.
Oh, I see.
The influence of the TV is big, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Tsukiji Gindako, who appeared as the first part- time job project,
in the part-time job project of Tsukiji Gindako.
Thank you for your cooperation.
First of all, they pay attention to the basics of a restaurant.
Is this hair okay?
Is my hair okay?
Yes, it is.
I'm sure it is.
Okay.
Look at his happy face!
Yes, I see.
This is how you hold a rice cooker.
Okay.
Can you do it with both hands?
I can do it with both hands.
Gindako, can you do it with both hands?
Number five is not enough.
Number five, please.
Yes, I got it!
You don't have to react.
You only have to smile.
Okay.
After that, Sashiko does whatever she wants to do next to Mr. Kobayashi, who continues to teach sincerely.
Hurry up!
Okay.
Oh, it's not in.
It's okay. I'll put it in later.
Isn't it wonderful?
It's not wonderful at all.
Why?
Do you eat it with your hands?
Oh, don't tell me that!
Ignoring that legend and his uncommon attitude, as many criticisms of the program were brought to him,
Mr. Kobayashi, who was feared as a demon until then, was completely crushed.
You should have been more gentle.
Mr. Kobayashi, who was feared as a demon until then, was completely crushed.
What kind of attitude did you have at the scene when you had such an attitude?
No matter what you say, you don't listen to me at all.
That's right.
Not at all.
Go to hell!
First of all, you didn't tie my hair.
You didn't put my hair in my hat.
Not at all.
I'd like to say something, too.
I think that episode had the highest viewing rate.
That's right.
I was scolded by many people, too.
It's fair.
No, it's not.
The reason why that episode had the highest viewing rate is...
Many people watched that episode.
Many people thought, "Kobayashi hasn't done much."
Many people thought like that.
I thought like that, but...
I don't get angry, Mr. Kobayashi.
No, you don't get angry at all.
Even if you're surprised, you don't get angry at all.
First of all, you don't speak properly at all.
You don't get angry at all.
I remembered it.
What is it?
I was scolded by my fans for eating silver oxtail.
Silver oxtail?
At a handshake meeting, I was told, "Please eat silver oxtail near me, too."
I was told, "Please eat silver oxtail near me, too."
I was told like that.
The other day, you went to a certain store with your eyes closed, didn't you?
You went to a certain store with your eyes closed on TV, didn't you?
Well...
After that...
I went there.
You went to a restaurant?
Yes, I went there.
The manager was scolded by you, Mr. Kobayashi!
I think it's a nuisance for everyone, whether it's the manager or the store owner.
But you shouldn't eat silver oxtail like that.
I said it.
I'll say it for your personal information.
Do you know where you stand?
Yes.
We're cooperating with you for filming.
Yes.
You're not serious about it.
I'm sorry.
It's my fault in the past.
But in order to fix this attitude, you went to a manners classroom on TV.
Yes, I did.
I fixed it right away.
It's hot in here.
You learned Japanese and Western manners.
After you went to the filming location, you did learn it well.
But when you sit down, you forget everything.
I don't think you remember what you learned at Gintaco.
Yes, I do.
I turn my head like this and turn my mouth like this.
You don't remember at all?
I don't remember at all.
You don't remember at all.
I want you to apologize to Mr. Kobayashi.
I'll laugh.
You'll laugh?
This is full of pain!
Because of you!
I'll laugh because I'm happy and say "I'm sorry."
I understand.
Your Honor, what do you think of what we've heard so far?
(dramatic music)
Gindaco's Teritama Mayo.
It's good, isn't it?
(laughter)
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
(laughter)
I'm Maeda Atsuko.
After this, Maeda Atsuko will also report on the damage!
(dramatic music)
When the fans asked for comments about Sashihara- san,
his face suddenly changed.
(laughter)
Now, the next testimony is...
Sashihara-san can't appear in the video,
so we'll play it for you.
Yes.
Yes, please take a look.
(dramatic music)
Sashiko is very young.
I don't like it when you say it like that.
(dramatic music)
I'm Maeda Atsuko.
Sashi, you know...
Even though you're Sashiko's age, you talked to me, didn't you?
I did, I did.
It was very easy for me to understand you.
(dramatic music)
Well, you know...
You still call me Maeda-san,
and I know you must have been very careful,
but you had some acquaintances, didn't you?
(dramatic music)
I felt like you were overdoing it.
I felt like you were doing your best.
Well, you know...
You have your own show.
(dramatic music)
You know...
You should do better there.
(dramatic music)
I see. Did you see Maeda-san's expression just now?
Maeda-chan, who is overflowing with smiles,
had the same expression on her face as Shiro in the back.
I can't believe you're making me do that face.
She's the top of AKB that makes my heart flutter now.
Have you ever seen such an expression?
When the staff asked for Sashihara-san's comment,
her face suddenly changed.
The first broadcast to commemorate is...
an interview with Maeda Atsuko of AKB's real-life center.
Look at Maeda's relaxed expression.
She says "wow", but she also says "enjoy yourself".
She's a massager, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
I want her to give me a massage.
You know what I mean, right?
However, that's only for the front.
During the interview, Sashiko had to challenge Maeda, who she respects, with rude orders.
But...
I know what you're doing.
That's right.
Well...
Let's do our best!
I mean it.
Let's do our best.
What? What?
You said "gah", didn't you?
Well...
Let's do our best!
I mean it.
With Sashiko's suspicious behavior,
Maeda can't sing from the beginning.
I see.
It's really hard, isn't it?
Is it hard for you?
Yes, it is.
How...
How have you been lately?
Are you bad at it?
I'm sorry.
How have you been?
How about you, Acchan?
What's wrong? Why are you crying?
How... How have you been lately?
Please.
Please shake hands with me.
You're not good at holding hands.
Why?
Let's start with shaking hands.
I doubt it.
In the end, it was too obvious that the project itself would become a boss.
I was nervous.
But even if you're nervous, it's a TV show.
If you don't follow the plan made by the staff, you'll be in trouble.
As the staff of "Yokobuta Mario", we spent many days gathering and discussing what to do.
Finally, we made a plan.
We did it well.
It's a big failure.
What should we do with the editing?
We can't do it! We can't do it!
Everyone wants to edit it!
Please look at it.
The staff's expressions have changed since the first broadcast, haven't they?
There are more and more young people coming in.
Anyway, I think they're causing a lot of trouble for the top of AKB.
That's right.
I hope you don't mind the trouble.
Your Honor, why don't you listen to it up to here?
Your Honor!
Acchan is cute, and Sashiko is ugly.
Um, sometimes in court, you have to put your personal opinion first.
That's always been like that.
Go ahead!
After this, Sashiko will turn against the new witness!
Hey, we might be at a disadvantage here.
Now, let's move on to the next witness.
The next witness has a very tight schedule.
Go ahead!
What? I want to sue you.
We might be at a disadvantage here.
Could you please tell us your occupation and name?
I'm Sugiri. I'm the center of Instant Johnson.
He's the center of Instant Johnson. He's in the same position as Maeda-chan in AKB.
Is he the center?
Yes.
Sugi-san, what kind of damage did you receive from Associal-san?
Like Maeda-san, I've been there since the first episode.
Yes, you were in the first episode.
Yes.
There's a big-slash plan.
Yes, there is.
And I kept slipping and slipping.
Finally, my body couldn't do the big-slash.
Your body couldn't do the big-slash.
He received psychological damage.
What? Even if you say that, it wasn't funny because it was you, Sugi-san.
What are you saying?
Now, let's move on.
The first episode.
Thanks to talks with Maeda-san, young comedians have gathered and quietly held "Boring Big Decision".
"Monthly Poverty Summary".
This month's special article is...
Um, why don't you wipe your butt with money?
"Monthly Poverty Summary".
As other comedians continue to laugh at the big- slash topic...
Yes, yes.
Ah, Sugi-san.
Yes, yes. As I'm poor, I can't afford it, so let's do it like this.
Yes, yes.
When you sew it, you close the bag, right?
Yes.
No, I can do it more and more.
Yes, yes, yes.
I can do it more and more.
Sashiko.
Yes.
How to make perfume with green onion juice.
Oh!
Sugi-san is the winner of this.
"Boring Big Decision" is Sugi and Sashiko's one- time winner.
It's Sashiko!
Yes!
It's Sashiko!
She managed to beat Sashiko in "Boring Big Decision" but ever since then, she can't stop shaking hands with a pen in her hand.
Being a commercial entertainer is not something you can do only if it's fun.
You get offers from other programs as well.
"If she was this fun on this show, I'll call her to my show" is what the staff thinks.
Did you have a job after you left Sashiko?
No, I didn't. On the contrary.
Until then, you had plenty of work, didn't you?
That's right.
That increased three years and five years.
Before you know it, you're given a calendar-like schedule.
It's a calendar!
It's not written on it!
But it's not fun.
It can't be helped.
See?
Just like that, AKB, who are in the middle of something, can't say "this person is not funny" to the staff because they think you're not funny.
But I thought you were funny, Mr. Instant Johnson.
Don't lie.
Don't say anything more.
For example, when did you think I was funny?
Don't say anything more.
When I saw you on TV, I thought you were funny.
What are you laughing at?
Because of this show, you were called "Sashihara's rival" and called "boring decision".
That's right.
But I thought you were funny in the past.
Why do you push me like that?
Anyway, I won this one.
Because you appeared in Sashiko a lot, didn't you?
So it's okay, isn't it?
It's true that you appeared in a lot of shows.
But you didn't leave any results.
Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean when you say you don't have an answer when you appear on TV?
Well, Judge, how do you like it so far?
(crying)
Sachihara is...
not a good singer, not a good dancer, not cute...
Why did you say that?
It was hard for me to hear it.
I'll say it first.
Sachihara is not a good singer, not a good dancer, and not cute.
It's a comment for "war zone" song.
Why did you say that? I don't know.
It's not related to the trial.
The judge imitated you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, too, Ms. Yusumi.
The verdict of "sashiko trial" will be announced next week!
Now, viewers are giving us opinions like...
"Oh my gosh! You laughed so hard!" "Go for it! Kasukasu sashiko!" or...
Ms. Tsuchida, where is the venue for handshake meeting with you?
This is "sashiko trial" second half!
It smells good.
With the appearance of a new witness, the trial is getting hotter and hotter!
Ms. Judge!
Give me... the verdict!