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AKB48 is a national idol group.
The main MC of this show is a summer vacation bokeh that hasn't been released yet even though the new season has begun in the world.
Sashiko aka Sashihara Rino.
This show is a Sashiko training variety show.
In order to make Sashiko a good idol, the producers give her various orders every time.
As a result, the Sashiko Training Society, which is organized by the show's sponsors, is reorganized.
And this time, Sashiko will try a new order...
A different kind of idol, Tokyo Mekiki Park Exhibition!
Even from the side...
Wow!
Someone hit me in the forehead!
Sashiko loves various Mekiki attractions!
Wow!
Will Sashiko be able to get luxurious goods?
It's started, even though it's Sashiko.
This episode is brought to you by the Edogawa-ku Matsue Community Museum.
The staff often finds places like this.
I'd like to shoot more in the city center.
Welcome!
Aren't you Sugi-san?
Thank you!
Welcome to Tokyo Mekki Park!
I'm Sugi of Fuchsiai-ni!
You have a loud voice.
Thank you!
You have a loud voice.
Today's challenger is...this person!
This program is also brought to you by Mekki.
Hello!
We'd like you, Sashiara-san, as an idol, to have the power to judge real things.
That's why we brought you "Tokyo Mekki Park".
I got it!
You got it?
Is it like a roller coaster?
Huh? Now?
But we included elements of "Tokyo Friend Park", right?
That's right.
But is it in Mekki?
It is in Mekki.
Today, Sashiara-san will challenge various attractions in Mekki.
Also, in order to make your Mekki trip a success, we'll give you this coin!
You can finally exchange your coins for the "darts" to get luxury goods!
Musase! Grand Slam!
The first attraction you'll be visiting is...this!
Super Mekki Coaster!
Here it is!
You'll ride on the coaster pushed by the staff...
...and you'll be able to see what's in your reach in an instant!
I don't think you know what it's like...
...so let's have this person do the demonstration!
Aiyosho! Aiyosho! Aiyosho! Aiyosho!
From good morning to good night, I look at my class!
Otsukaresama!
Okay, so let's do a demonstration with Yuzo!
Okay, so for Yuzo...
...which vacuum cleaner has less suction power?
Let's do it!
Okay! Leave it to me!
Go ahead!
He said "go ahead"!
Yuzo!
Yuzo, what's your answer?
Which one?
B!
Correct!
Yay!
It's not "yay"! You broke it!
Okay, so let's have this person do it!
Yay!
That's too dangerous!
Look at Yuzo. He's fine, right?
I'm fine!
That person is 40 years old this year.
Now that you know the rules...
...super Mexican coaster, can we go?!
Okay, the first Mexican question is...
Which one is the real hamburger?!
The quality suddenly changed!
That's right!
While we're at it...
...one of them is the real hamburger...
...and the other is a sample of food.
You know that, don't you?
You know that?
Don't food samples shine?
That means it's perfect!
Okay, let's do it!
Oh my god!
Check! Check! Oh my god! Check! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I can see it!
I can't see it...
Now...
Wait, what?
But it looks like...
One of them is clean and neat...
and the other one is kind of...
Oh, you could see it that far?
Yes.
Kashiwara-san, which one is it?
B!
The answer is...
A!
Seriously?!
A?! No, no, no, that can't be it! That can't be it!
Can we go see it?
It's weird! It's weird!
It's not A at all...
Huh?! It's not A at all...
Huh?! But...
What about B? Where is it?
No, no, no...
I mean...
I don't know if it's this fast!
You said you knew it earlier!
Now, for the second question...
Which one is the swimsuit gal, F-Tap-chan?!
Yay!
So, like Sashihara, there's also a F-Cup woman, right?
That's right!
You really only say bad things like that, don't you?!
Huh?! But if you take away "boin" from Sashihara, what would you have left?
Sashihara is "kaskasu" already!
Sashihara is...
Oh, may I get it?
She is confident at all times!
Which one is the real cup?
- which one is the real cup Sashihara? - A is real!
And the answer is...
- B! - No way!
- Yes, yes, yes. - You don't know even that?
- No, I know! - Let's check!
- It's definitely A, right? - Huh?
- This is... - Oh, it's you.
- I see. - What do you mean? - A is H cup.
- Oh! - It's even bigger!
- Come on! Think normally! You don't know that, do you?!
- No, no, you know it, if you look at it. - That's...
- Because A cup is accident's A, right? - That's right, that's right.
- And B cup is bad's B, right? - B, that's right.
- And C cup is cute's C, right? - That's right, cute's C.
- And D cup is dream's D, right? - Dream... There are dreams, right?
- And E cup is elegant's E, right? - That's right, elegant's E.
- And F cup is fantastic's F. - Oh!
- And G cup is great's G, right? - That's right!
- And H cup is Harley Davidson. - Thank you.
- Now, this is a good answer, it's Arios. - That's right.
- It's amazing, isn't it? - We always talk about that when we're drinking.
- If you don't mind, can you touch it? - Huh?
- Is it real or not? - Is it real? - Excuse me, but...
- Is it real or not? - No, no, no.
- I'm sorry. - I'm glad you said it!
- If you say it, I'll probably say something weird. - Kashiwada-san, do you want to say it?
- Can I? - Yes.
- That's right, lift it up like this. - Wow, amazing!
- Wow!
- Compare it with yourself like this. - But I can't lift it up!
- I can't lift it up!
- Then, since you're here, Harley Davidson. - Harley Davidson.
- Wow, amazing! - Harley, doesn't it look heavy? Hold it from below. - It's heavy!
- Even from the side... - Wow, amazing!
- Wow, how heavy is it? - It looks like it's about 2kg.
- That being said, the second question is incorrect!
- With that said, you can't get coins on the Super Mekiki Coaster!
- Now, the next attraction is...
- Animal Mekiki Panic!
- There's already panic in the water, right? - Yes, there is!
- Animal? - Yes, it's an animal.
- I'm not really good with animals...
- In this Animal Mekiki Panic, out of 5 animals, only 1 animal will be excluded!
- That animal is...
- "Catch it and answer it!"
- So, out of 20 mice, only 1 will be a hamster? - That's right.
- That's no good... - Then you just have to catch it, right?
- Out of 20 mice, only 1 will be a hamster!
- Out of 10 mice, only 1 will be a hamster! - Then you just have to catch it, right? - Out of 20 mice, only 1 will be a hamster!
Got it.
This is it.
It's there.
The top of it.
Up there.
There it is!
In a sack.
Quickly!
Give me a chance!
Please!
You shouldn't be doing this!
Okay, I'll do it this way.
Chance!
Someone, please!
A hint! A hint! A little big!
A hint! A little big!
No, it's a little big! It's a little big, a little big!
A little big, this one!
It's good!
That's why we say it over and over again,
but we're not good at dealing with creatures like this.
But it's cute.
Yeah, it's no problem at all.
Wait, let's take a closer look and practice first.
That's right. It has a very pretty face.
What's different? What do you mean?
I mean, it's big, it's a little big.
Oh, no, no, you can't, you can't!
Only grabbing the head and the head, that's it!
Okay, then I, Sugi-san, will go and smoke a cigarette.
I can't do it.
She has 10 minutes to think about it in front of the aquarium.
And finally...
Can I touch it?
Is it over?
No, no, no.
But it's not bad.
This one!
That's the answer.
That's it!
This one!
Wow! I'm so moved!
So you won!
I'm glad! I won!
But you touched it for the first time, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
How did you feel when you touched it?
Well, I was a bad human being, but I felt like I was reborn and I lost by one step.
Really?
Yes.
I don't feel good, so I'll never touch it.
So, in Animal Mekiki Panic, you can get one coin per anniversary!
The next attraction is...
Animal Mekiki Panic Stage!
Yeah!
"Panic" means "toy" in English.
You can see what's going on on the stage from a long distance and panic.
You can use binoculars for only 10 seconds during the show.
The first attraction is...
Fashion show!
Three models will wear fashionable clothes.
But only one of them is a "new half".
Who is "new half"?
Yes, only one of them is "new half".
That's easy.
If it's this distance, I think we know who it is.
It's not that far.
Let's go!
Fashion show!
Start!
New half
Her legs are long.
Her legs are thin.
She is cute.
She is glamorous.
She is beautiful.
Nice pose.
She is cute.
Her legs are thin.
Her hands are thin, too.
She is cute.
She is Aya.
She is cute.
Her boobs are big.
Her lips are H-shaped.
They are H-shaped.
That's all.
All right. I got it.
Did you get it?
I got it.
Sashihara, please answer.
The first one.
Please show us the correct answer.
I don't know which one it is.
I don't know which one it is, either.
You did it in rehearsal, didn't you?
I am Yume Tanase of "New half" from "Shinjuku Kabukicho Club Memory".
The correct answer is the first one.
Here is the next question.
Only acquaintances.
"Extremely spicy curry fast-eating competition"!
Next, we will guess one person who is eating normal curry.
It's the opposite.
One person is eating spicy curry.
Yes, one person is eating delicious curry.
If Otsukare-chan is eating normal curry, it's like hell.
Yes.
Why did I come here?
Let's get started!
"Extremely spicy curry fast-eating competition"!
Start!
Let's eat!
Otsukare-chan is suddenly energetic.
Otsukare-chan may have a spicy reaction.
Her face turned red.
She may be a professional.
"Extremely spicy curry fast-eating competition"!
In Bangladesh, people eat curry for staple food.
Yes.
It looks delicious.
They eat high-protein food.
"Extremely spicy curry fast-eating competition"!
Isn't it "Mauritius competition"?
Isn't it "black industry"?
It's not "Mauritius competition", is it?
Her face turned red!
She said "konbanwa" just now, didn't she?
I don't know about you two on both sides.
It's a little difficult.
I want you to fall into a ravine as soon as your girlfriend drops sweat.
Sounds good!
What is it?
Do you have an electric shock?
Do you have water?
We don't have water!
We don't?
I want to use binoculars!
Do you want to use binoculars?
Yes!
Binoculars, start!
Look at her expression.
She's laughing.
Time's up!
You're just using binoculars, aren't you?
I've been using binoculars for a long time.
I've been looking at her boobs.
Stop it!
If you're going to use binoculars like that, you should use a hat!
You're a peek-a-boo man!
Yuzo has finished his bath!
Time's up!
So, what do you think?
I think Yuzo-san ate up all the spicy food with black guts.
If I didn't eat up all of it, I'd be like "what did he come here for?"
Did he come here to ride a big car?
But I could tell that it was spicy because of his red face.
So I think it was spicy.
That's gross.
Roll up, roll up.
Okay, I've made up my mind.
Sajana-san, who do you think it is?
Can I say it?
Mukta-san.
On the contrary, I don't think it's Mukta-san.
Really?
Roll up, roll up.
I see, you should roll up your back.
Okay, I'll say it's Yuzo-san.
I said it on purpose.
Please show us the correct answer!
[Yuzo-san]
[Mukta-san]
What is this?
Is it this?
Is it my practice?
It's her!
The correct answer is Yume-san!
[Yume-san]
So, Sashihara-san and Tsutsuya-san, you're both correct.
Yuzo-san, you're sweating like crazy.
And so, on the "Mekiki House" stage, they got one coin!
Here is the last clue.
"Horror Mekiki House".
I don't like horror.
"Horror Mekiki House" and "Cry Back" stages...
Among the two lights in the back of the house,
we will bring back "Horror Mekiki Attraction" that will bring you back to reality.
You want me to bring the expensive one, right?
That's right.
I got it.
Make sure you listen to "Mekiki".
Yes, I got it.
Please do it.
Have a good day.
Yes.
Please.
No one will come with you?
No.
Then we...
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Have a good day!
That's terrible!
They are the worst seniors!
What should I do?
It's really dark.
Oh, my God!
It's dark.
Someone hit me in front of me!
What?
Who is it?
I was thrown like this.
There is someone!
What?
Fujino-san?
Fujino-san was somewhere just now.
I'm scared.
This is it! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Is this a camera?
I don't know which is which. It's dark.
I don't know!
I'm scared!
Fujino-san...
I don't like it.
I'm scared!
I don't like it!
I'm scared!
Please stop!
I'm scared!
I don't like it!
What?
I don't like it!
This one.
Alright.
This one is more expensive.
I compared their weights.
This one was heavier.
And...
I did like this.
This one sounded better.
This one is...
1,400 yen.
What?
It has a barcode.
Alright.
At the end of Horror McKie House,
they didn't get any coins.
After all the attractions,
we got 2 coins.
Yay!
That's good.
Is it chocolate?
Yes, this coin is chocolate.
But it's worth 10 yen.
You can take it and return it.
Oh!
It's the same as Hongge.
You can exchange this coin for this dart.
If you exchange it for this dart,
you can try the nano-small challenge.
It depends on the product, right?
Do you want to know the product?
Yes, I do.
It's a wagon.
A Volkswagen?
I did a commercial for it.
Oh!
It's easy for my family to ride it.
Are you making fun of me?
If you have a car, I'll do it.
It was my dad's birthday.
Alright.
It's a dart.
It's an old dart.
Alright, let's do it.
The small challenge is...
this one!
Oh!
What?
It's great!
Wagen!
What is it?
It's a ballpoint pen.
That's right!
Well, this is a little big.
It's not "a little", it's "mostly", isn't it?
If you hit it like this...
So you can't buy it now, right?
No, I can't.
Then you have to do it.
Please think calmly.
It's more expensive to hit it than a ten yen chocolate.
Wagen!
Kona and Sashiko miraculously won and the staff is full!
Waaagen! Waaagen! Waaagen!
Thank goodness!
That was close! We were banned from going out!
Please guess! We worked hard to make this staff, so please guess!
It's a umbrella stand!
And it's a mirror of figure!
I don't know, but...
Please!
Here we go! This is the last one, so please focus!
Waaagen is good! Waaagen is good!
Let's go!
Small Challenge!
Miracle!
Waaagen! Waaagen!
Oh! We won!
We won!
After this, Sashiko will tell us about her breasts!
Her breasts...
So we won't get anything?
Nothing at all.
What?!
So we should have kept the chocolate for 20 yen?
It's a shame...
Sashiko, how was it?
I'm really frustrated today. Seriously.
There were a lot of questions we could have answered.
For example?
About breasts and such.
Breasts and such?
Was there such a thing?
Did anyone talk about breasts, staff?
Did you talk about it?
Sashiko and her voice actress, Lisa Rabbit's cafe business is booming right now!
The theme song is Not Yet's "Hug, Tomo"!
You too, Encore!
With your friends!
Hug!
Right now, the viewers are saying...
Sugi-san, we won!
Or "Senpai, you don't have enough gratitude!"
Thank you for your valuable opinions!
How much do you understand yourself?
Next week, Sashiko and Tsushima will challenge themselves with quizzes!
I forgot such a good story.
Sashiko...
Did you discover something new?!