AISubs v3.5
"Not Yet" is a unit selected from AKB48.
In "Not Yet", a jellyfish-like presence begins to emerge towards the end of the season.
This is the main MC of this show!
Sashiko aka Sashihara Rino!
This show is Sashiko X variety!
To make Sashiko an idol a year ahead of her,
Sashiko X variety is given various orders each time!
The order is decided by Sashiko X new members, organized by the show's sponsors!
The order Sashiko X will try this time is...
To prepare for the upcoming single selection member rock-paper-scissors tournament,
she will practice "sea luck" magic!
But Sashiko X "sea luck" magic...
Look!
Oh, no!
Oh, gross!
Oh!
She forgot that she's an idol and started screaming!
And then...
Oh! This is it!
A lucky goddess smiles at Sashiko!
This week, we will be broadcasting from Katsushika-ku Kameari, which is well-known for Koshikame.
The reason we are broadcasting from this shrine is probably for next week's project.
This week's project has nothing to do with it, but we will be broadcasting from a shrine.
Now, we would like to call the main person. Main person!
Good evening!
It's amazing that you can do it in a shrine.
I can do it in a shrine?
I would like to do it in a TV station if possible.
It's amazing that you can do it in a TV station for the first time.
I heard something strange.
What is it? Is it only good things?
Sashihara-san, are you in a good mood?
I'm not in a good mood!
According to a rumor, a staff of a music program asked you about this program.
Yes, I was asked about it.
Sashihara-san, you are starting to like this program.
I know about it!
Why?
You are so rude!
Please answer me or not.
I said it.
You said it, didn't you?
I said it because I started to enjoy it.
You are misunderstanding!
I thought you weren't doing anything interesting.
Sashihara-san, what are you doing today?
I practiced luck-picking for the upcoming rock- paper- scissors tournament.
You mean you can win by rock-paper-scissors and go to the main event?
That's why I practiced luck-picking.
Please show us your luck-picking.
Please enjoy it!
It doesn't seem to have any luck-picking effect.
Sashiko is waiting for her turn on the bus.
Good morning.
Can you wait for me for a moment?
Wait for you?
Yes.
Sour gas is coming.
What? What do you mean? What does sour gas mean?
Sour gas.
I can't do it. I can't do it anymore. I can't do it anymore.
What does it mean? What does it mean?
Ow! Ow!
From a broken balloon to a single letter...
Know this!
You will be participating in a rock-paper-scissors tournament held on September 20th.
The tournament was held last fall, and everyone had an equal chance of winning.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yuko Oshima, who defeated Sashiko in the first round...
She was defeated in the second round.
So I prepared some luck tricks for you.
I want you to get your dream center position in the rock-paper-scissors tournament.
I wish you good luck in every way possible.
I think rock-paper-scissors is really important.
I'd be happy if you prepared this for me.
So this time, you'll improve your luck with luck tricks...
And get your center position in the rock-paper- scissors tournament!
Do you know where we are?
No, I don't know at all. Where are we? What is it?
We are at Livehouse Rock-paper-scissors Pon!
Rock-paper-scissors Pon!
Yes, it's because it's a rock-paper-scissors tournament, isn't it?
In order to win in rock-paper-scissors, the six places we chose this time are
Livehouse Rock-paper-scissors Pon in Ebisu!
This will be the stage of rock-paper-scissors!
The rule of this game is that if two people play rock- paper-scissors,
an uncertain element such as the person's luck will occur,
so we will measure Sashiko's luck flat with an inorganic rock-paper-scissors card!
Draw one card from among the three cards and aim for five consecutive wins!
If you draw your partner's card, shuffle it and draw it again!
So, first of all, we would like to check Sashiara's luck in that state.
Yes!
First of all, would you like me to draw this?
Yes!
Then, this one!
I lost!
What does this mean in real life?
It's a one-round defeat, isn't it?
As a result of losing in the first round in Genkiten's luck system...
In order to improve Sashiko's luck,
the person who cooperated with her is the head of the club, Ms. Aya Uchikawa!
She is the representative of the Japanese wind and water club and is teaching the famous kaiunjutsu of Kasuga.
She is indeed a specialist of kaiunjutsu!
- The first kaiunjutsu is... - Yes?
Here it is.
Oh, this is...
What does it look like?
This is salt, right?
Aim for the championship of rock-paper-scissors!
Kaiunjutsu No. 1 - Salt!
First of all, in order to improve your luck,
you have to get rid of bad energy called "jyaki".
And when you get rid of jyaki, you can find salt nearby.
Bad jyaki come in from the front door of your house,
so when you want to clean up, it's important to do it in front of the front door.
- So now, let's go to the front door of the store. - Yes, yes!
- You look like you don't want to do it. - No, I don't!
So now, let's go to the front door of the store!
- By the way, in order to make you feel more nervous, - Yes?
- we have prepared a punishment game for you. - Eh?!
- What is the punishment game? - What is it?
- Here it is. - What does it mean?
- What is this? - This is...
- "That Pain - Reproduction Machine". - What does it mean?
- Have you ever hit your little finger on the corner of a drawer? - Yes, I have!
- How do you do it? - That pain can be reproduced.
- Eh?! You can't do it like this!
- The show finally succeeded in development!
- The pain that everyone has experienced can be faithfully reproduced!
Could this actor be...
That's right! The pain that everyone has experienced can be faithfully reproduced!
Now, please close your eyes.
Yes.
I'll start the countdown.
No way!
This is the worst!
Now, I think the jockey has flown away.
Now, let's start the rock-paper-scissors simulation!
It's hot! What should I do? I don't know what to do!
That's a strong ability.
I lost.
Ouch! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Unfortunately, the effect of salt only has a bitter taste.
The next luck is "power spot".
Yes, "power spot".
Have you heard of it?
Yes, I have. It's a forest, isn't it?
Well, it's not just a forest. There are many places like that.
Aim for the championship of rock-paper-scissors!
"Luck Technique No. 2 - Power Spot"!
In order to increase your luck, borrowing the power of "power spot" is also a very good method.
Mr. Sashihara originally called it "tree of clay".
This is a tree of earth, but this is a mountain, isn't it?
Speaking of mountains, in Japan, it's Mt. Fuji, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Yes.
This is "power spot".
Not at all! I don't feel any power at all! And it's paper!
But in terms of shape, it's "pyramid power".
Now that you've felt the power of Mt. Fuji, let's start the rock-paper-scissors simulation!
Wow!
Isn't it really strange? What is it? What is it?
Ouch! Ouch!
Why did I lose? Why is that?
Why did you lose everything?
I think I'm really unlucky.
You prepared three cards.
I think I'm unlucky because I did it.
I feel like I'm getting more and more unlucky now.
Even with Mt. Fuji's power, Sashiko's luck does not improve at all.
The next lucky trick is...
By choosing a color...
Yes.
Your luck increases.
Yes.
Go for it! Rock-paper-scissors tournament winner!
Lucky trick number three.
Lucky color.
Each person has their own lucky color that will protect you for the rest of your life.
And in Sashiara's case,
her lucky color is yellow and brown.
Yellow and brown...
It's like a white brief.
I don't like it!
Why don't you borrow it from Dachio?
Your lucky color is...
It's this color.
Ah...
Wow!
Really? This white...
I really hate it.
It's like "dun"!
Do you know it?
When you eat egg with rice, it goes in like "dun"!
I really hate it!
It's like you have a stomachache.
Wow!
It's bad!
I want you to drink it quickly.
It's ugly.
It's terrible.
It's really ugly.
Did you drink it up?
If you think it's sukiyaki, it's delicious.
What if I lose? It's the worst.
It's disgusting. What should I do?
The teacher will give you some additional advice.
Red represents passion.
If you add red, you will have a passion and investment for the game.
Here you are.
What is it? It's the worst.
This is habanero.
People shouldn't eat it, right?
Don't you eat seeds?
It's terrible.
It's the worst.
It's terrible.
This is bad. I swallowed my saliva.
I swallowed my saliva.
This is bad. What should I do?
My body is burning.
Ouch!
My body is burning.
Her body is burning, but her lucky color has no effect.
Sashihara-san, for your next lucky color, you will get a minimum of fire.
Fire? What do you mean?
After this, you will finally see the evolution of your lucky color!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! Stop it! I'm scared!
So, in the end, you won because you did something right?
That's right. You're curious about it, aren't you?
I'm not really curious about it.
Out of all the VTRs you've done so far, you're most curious about the latter half of it, aren't you?
The first half sucks, doesn't it?
That's terrible!
What is it? Do you usually believe in fortune- telling?
For example, you do it in the morning, don't you?
Today's lucky color and fortune-telling.
Do you watch them?
I do. I do, of course.
Are you the type of person who cares a lot about it?
I only believe in it when it's convenient for me.
Not when it's the worst for you?
I don't believe in it.
Don't you have something like an eye patch?
An eye patch?
Is that it?
Like, "I did really well on stage and in the show today,"
"so I'm going to do this every time," or something like that.
Do you read the script carefully?
Yes.
It's not fun at all.
It's not funny at all.
I really want to quit watching this show!
God!
Aim for the championship of rock-paper-scissors!
Fortune-telling Part 4
Fire
By doing so, you can bring up your spirit for the match.
For example, aroma or gas goods may be good.
Here it is.
Do you know what it is?
I don't know. It's creepy. What is it? Kombu?
No.
Kombu?
This is "mogusa" or "okyuu" in Japanese.
Yes, yes, yes. I've never heard of it.
The staff has prepared "okyuu" which you can feel closer to fire.
I see.
Wow, I'm nervous.
Isn't it hot?
When you feel the power of fire...
It's hot! It's too sudden. I think I touched fire.
You can't run away.
It's hot. I'm sure I touched fire.
Wow, it's hot!
This is it!
Finally, she won for the first time! And a miraculous counterattack begins!
Let's watch it in slow motion!
Wow, it's hot!
Wow, I think I touched fire.
It's hot!
One more time! One more time!
Wow, this is it!
It's firepower!
Sashiko won for the fifth time in a row!
Let's see how lucky Sashiko is!
Shall we do it one more time?
Why?
But it's amazing.
Wow, look!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! Stop it! I'm scared!
It's amazing that you won for the seventh time in a row.
Finally.
Are you doing it? It hurts! You didn't have to do it! It hurts!
But it's amazing! You won for the seventh time in a row. I think you can go all the way to the center.
Yes, I think I can go all the way to the center.
It's natural for Sashiko to be in the center position!
But in order to ensure a better win, let's move on to the next lucky move!
Oh, it's disgusting! I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore!
Wow, it's disgusting, but I can't do it anymore!
Their goal is to win the rock-paper-scissors tournament!
After that, lucky animal!
Even in the same match, like in the rock-paper- scissors tournament,
in order to win for a long time from the first round to the last person,
you need to be persistent.
In animals, it is said that the one who has this persistence is a snake.
Oh, it's disgusting! I can't do it anymore! It's disgusting! I can't do it anymore!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Stop! Stop! Stop! Promise me you'll stop there!
The back side is disgusting, but I can't do it anymore! The back side is bad! The back side is bad!
What should I do? I can't do it anymore!
Wow, I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it in exchange for a snake!
So, shall we increase the power of the snake?
What do you mean? What should I do?
Please touch the snake.
No, I definitely can't! I can't touch it! I'm sorry!
I've touched it only once, but it's really painful!
No! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! It's licking me!
Power! Power!
It's licking me! Is it okay?
Power! Power!
Oh! Disgusting! Disgusting!
Don't look at me like that!
Oh, it's you! It's you!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute and I'll go!
Yes, I understand.
Please touch it.
It's a trauma recovery.
But snakes are the cleanest of all animals.
Why is maths involved in this?
Suddenly maths.
Because it's really impossible.
I can't do it anymore! I don't have the courage!
I may not be able to do it anymore, but what happens if I touch it?
It's heavy!
It's bad! It's bad! It's bad!
It's stretching! It's bad!
Let's go! One more time!
It was good!
It's the last one! I can't do it anymore!
It's bad!
Seriously!
I can't touch it!
I'm so excited! I feel like I'm flying!
It's bad! It's bad!
Even if you feel like you're flying for nothing,
the result is the same.
Has your luck gone down?
Finally, it's the last luck recovery technique!
Will she be able to regain her luck?
I've done it before.
I don't want to do it anymore! I can't do it anymore!
I don't want a snake! I really don't want a snake to come out!
What's going on? Do you want me to do it again?
Do you want me to do it all over again?
I think one time is enough!
Finally,
the ultimate luck recovery technique has appeared!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I can't do it anymore!
Go for it! Rock-paper-scissors tournament winner!
Luck recovery technique part 6.
Put it all on!
Luck recovery technique is about
stacking up the best of luck.
That's why it's very important
to stack up
luck recovery technique
to bring in luck.
I can't do it anymore!
Let's do it all together!
OK!
Then, a snake will come out again!
OK! Let's do it!
First of all,
the color...
Ugly!
How can you call yourself an idol?
It's hot!
It's in my mouth! Stop it!
I'm going to drink a lot of things today!
It's sour!
Stop it! Stop it!
You're not an idol!
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
What are you doing?
It's in my mouth!
Okay, turn around.
Stop it! Stop it!
It's strong.
What's wrong with me today?
Stop it!
I'm losing at this age!
I'm drinking a lot of things again!
Stop it!
His luck is back!
Do your best, Sashiko!
Don't lose, Sashiko!
Well, good luck with your performance.
No, no, no.
Tell me more about it.
You were really good.
You won seven times in a row, right?
Yes, I won seven times in a row.
You won seven times in a row, right?
Yes.
But you were good as you were, weren't you?
I thought so, too!
Why did you pretend like you won all of them?
Because you didn't win any of them because you didn't show any results!
That's right!
The loser will win!
You're the only one who's good!
And you lost all of them because you didn't show any results!
I thought so, too!
But you won seven times in a row, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You should have insisted at that time.
I'll do it properly!
Right?
Yes, I will.
Please come and see me.
Where will you go and see me?
Budokan.
Are you going to play rock-paper-scissors in Budokan?
Yes.
When is it?
September 20th?
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's my job.
After this, we will test the effect of luck- turning technique!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes.
Shall we?
Yes.
You win five times, right?
Yes, I will.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes.
Shall we?
Yes.
You win five times, right?
Yes, I will.
Rock-paper-scissors!
You win!
See you next week!
Oh, no!
The unit that Sashiko will join and Not Yet's new single "Nami Nori Kaki Gori" are selling like hot cakes!
In addition, AKB48's long-awaited new single "Grind Ghetto" will be released on August 24th!
AKB's "ghetto action" is a big hit!
We would like to ask viewers' opinions, such as "Sashiko is recognized as a new type idol" or "Sashiko is not good at Japanese".
Next week, "A little scary story"
A little cool on a sleepless night
Please watch it!