AISubs v3.5
"Not Yet" is a unit selected from AKB48.
The main MC of this show, who still remembers her smug face before saying anything, is...
...Sashiko, or Sashihara Rino!
This show is a Sashiko training variety show!
To make Sashiko an idol a year ahead of her, producer Shizuda gives her various orders every time!
As a result of those orders, Sashiko Foundation, which is an organization sponsored by a TV show, holds an award ceremony!
Last time, Sashiko gave an idol training course to more than 20 idols!
"Demai Gyoukai" (Delivery Industry)
However, due to that terrible content, idols' anger exploded!
As an idol, I think we're superior.
I think we should clarify this area.
Can you solve it for me?
You solved it again!
From 16 groups of idols, Sashiko was hit on the border!
Will Sashiko be able to protect her pride as a national idol?
Girls Band Fulmoon
Currently, Sashiko has 6 wins and 5 losses!
Her opponent for the 7th round is...
"Girls Band Fulmoon" and "Kudaflope Solution"!
The winner will be decided by Shizuda and idol reporter Kusuyama!
We're a five-member girl band from Akihabara.
We're Fulmoon!
Today, I, Mitsuno of the keyboard, will be your opponent!
Go for it, Mitsuno!
Ready, start!
Mitsuno of "Karamawari" will go first!
Jump out of your memory world with a super jet!
I'll sing you a song!
A world where you can really dance!
I'll open it for you!
Wow! I want to do it too!
Thank you!
I want to do it over there!
I used to be really good at hula hoop!
Look! Look! Look!
Super hoop, jump out! Jump out! Jump out!
Look! What do you think?
Time's up!
How was it?
Today, I came to idol's year-end party.
What's this?
Here's the score.
Oh! 0 points!
I've been doing this for a long time.
I thought I wasn't an editor in that world.
You're still doing it like this even though you can't edit it.
Sashiko brought in her specialty.
Next up is...
Kanae Matsumoto and her kanji reading competition!
I'm the best in Chiba.
I'm Nadeshiko Yamato. I'm Kanae Matsumoto.
I'm going to spread "wabi", "sabi", and "moe".
Ta-da!
I don't want to get involved.
How about you, Chachoro-san?
Well, it's normal.
But I wasn't good at Japanese.
Idols need education, too.
Here's the question.
Here's the first one!
Chachoro-san?
Yes!
Chachoro-san?
"Senbetsu"!
Is it correct?
Wow! I got it!
It's "shunbetsu".
Why did you raise your hand?
Next up is...
Yes!
"tonbo"?
The correct answer is...
Wow!
Next up is...
Yes! Yes!
"shikuichi"!
Oh! "shikuichi"!
"shikuichi"!
It's correct!
Is it free?
Next up is...
Yes!
"suso"!
It's correct!
Yay!
Next up is...
Yes!
Oh! "sashara"!
"omogu"!
Yay!
Yes! That's correct!
I did it!
"sashara" has caught up to the same point as "omogu"!
Up next is...
Yes!
"makiie"!
Oh!
"makiie"!
Yay!
That's correct!
Up next is...
Yes!
Oh! Then let's say it together!
One, two...
"tekueue"!
Yay!
What does that mean?
Yay!
You're surprisingly good at it!
Huh? "sashara" can do anything!
Yay!
Up next is...
Yes!
Oh! Then let's say it together!
One, two...
"shikyo"!
Huh? "shikyo"?
"shikyo"!
Now, the correct answer is...
Yes!
"shikyo"!
Yay!
Wow!
And with that...
Well, it's a win for the idol team, but...
"sashara" was pretty good at kanji, wasn't she?
"sashara" says it's not like that, but "omogu" says it's correct!
Yay!
And based on that, we've decided!
Up next is...
Why?!
Yay!
Why did you make me look forward to it for a second?!
Whether you were looking forward to it or not is up to you.
After all, Sashiko was defeated!
Just when will she win?!
Up next is...
A match between "macaron japan" and "shuji" in "aime o sakebun"!
Yes, I'm "macaron japan" Japan representative...
Fukushima's most free-spirited person, Suki Yuka!
Yes, I'm also "macaron japan" Japan representative...
I'm Tsukino Miyu! Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me!
It seems like there are a lot of pitiful girls in the idol world.
The topic is...
Tsuchida Teruyuki
Please tell us about it.
First word...
tsu
tsui ni kita
He is very good at Chinese.
It's hard to write "tsu" and "tsui ni kita".
It takes a lot of time.
Can I smoke a cigarette?
The difficult 7-letter poem.
What's it gonna be?
"Tsui ni kita" "Team A" "Very popular" "Genius rookie"
Even if I say it, I don't think you can beat me, Sashihara-san.
Next, Sashiko will try to surpass the work of "Macaron Japan"!
Sashihara-san, what do you think of your work?
It's good. Actually, I was downgrading it.
What? You're surprisingly good at everything!
But in the past...
It's not interesting at all!
But I want you to draw it!
Sashihara-san, did you draw it?
Yes!
Then let's see Sashihara-san's work!
"Tsuda Masahiko-san".
"Chi", "blood", "effort", "da", "darou", "na", "teka", "soudarou", "ru", "ooshiba-san" "mo", "yute" "mo", "kitto", "sou"
Um... Who is "Tsuda Masahiko-san"?
It's the same way of wearing clothes.
It's totally different!
So...
There's no content at all!
In summary, everyone is working hard!
Now, it's decided!
Here it is!
Next is "Ribon-tea-like beautiful girl" and "rap battle"!
I'm "Ribon-tea", a floating idol! Thank you!
Sashihara-san, you used to rap in this show, didn't you?
I did! I did it in many places!
Then, shall we start?
Yes!
Yo, yo, Sushihara, check it, it's about to happen.
You're an AKB member who's fighting for the title of "memessy idol",
but for me you're just a...
What? AKB? I'm not good at it.
Even if you're young and fresh, your name is Ribonti.
Yo, check it out, it's a special underground.
Hey, Ribonti, why do you have a ribbon but not a necktie?
Why did you cross and come all the way here?
Check it out, come on.
Check it out, come on. Check it out, come on.
Yo, my blue jersey you'd rather see than a green jersey.
Yo, you're dissing me, but do you really like me, Oita's star?
Oh, yeah, thank you!
She's not fighting at all!
To be honest, I'm happy to be called "Oita's star".
All I want is your necktie.
Your super shiny necktie.
To be honest, I like neckties.
Time's up!
Thank you!
The verdict is...
This is just an excuse.
You two should learn from the concept of rap.
Let's get started!
The eleventh round is...
Oshima Haruna and Tamagoyaki Battle!
I'm going to show off to you girls.
With my song...
Why are you laughing?!
I don't think you're showing off at all.
I'm going to hit people with my live impressions.
Wow!
I'm Harurungo and Oshima Haruna.
Please call me Haruna!
One, two...
Hello!
How about you, Soshano-san?
I can't do it at all.
That's why I've never made tamagoyaki before.
She's completely upset.
Let's start the battle!
Go ahead!
Yes!
This is a good point.
It's good that boys can cook.
It sounds good.
Wow!
This is all I'm good at.
You're good at cooking.
You're good at cooking, too.
I'm good at cooking, too.
Let me see...
Scrambled eggs?!
Sashihara-san!
Yes!
I can see you're winning!
I think I'm going to win.
Here I go!
If you turn it over, it will end up like scrambled egg.
I'm going to leave it here for a while.
Why?
I'm going to do it now. Please watch me.
Usually, if you bake it flat and cook it half- cooked, it will be fluffy.
I made it flat.
I really want to apologize to the god of birds.
I want to apologize.
This is...
What are you doing?
I want to turn it over.
If you do that, it won't turn over.
The bottom part is not cooked yet.
The cooking lecture is over!
Here is the judgment!
Finally, he appears! Mysterious idol, Kiyoki Samao!
Good evening, everyone!
I'm a neat idol.
I was born in Chiba Prefecture and I'm a circus idol.
I'm from Tokyo.
I'm Kiyoki Samao. I'm 30 years old.
Nice to meet you!
You're a new idol who is announcing your actual age.
Yes!
You like Johnny's, too.
Yes, I like Johnny's and I like Haropro.
Of course, I like AKB, too.
Among them, I like horror movies very much.
It's a serious matter!
What? What? What?
It's novel!
Do you want to compete with each other?
Yes!
Do you like movies, Sashiko?
Yes, I do.
It's like a dream, isn't it?
Does Kiyoki like horror movies?
Sashiko will fight again in "Idol Country"!
Of course, when you think of Friday the 13th, you think of Jason, don't you?
But in the first episode, Jason doesn't come out.
That's right.
Jason's mom says, "Which Germany are you from, killing your own son?"
She gets on it and kills people in Crystal Lake.
And in the second episode, Jason finally comes out.
And Jason isn't wearing a hockey mask.
He comes out wearing a paper bag.
And in the third episode, he finally wears a hockey mask.
And he's not a chainsaw, he's a trophy!
Was a chainsaw used for hunting in "Idol Country"?
That's right!
With a leather face.
That's right.
What? I'm pretty good at talking, too!
And Jason's main event is the final episode.
Oh, that's terrible.
After getting on it, Jason explodes and dies, and only his heart remains.
And his heart gets on other people's hearts, and he becomes Jason and kills people.
It's like, "Jason has nothing to do with it!"
Our generation is watching movies like "80's" and stuff like that.
But Sashara looks like she's about to die.
I don't know. It's hard!
Will Sashiko's "Idol Country" win against Kiyohi's "Too Deep"?
Well...
There's a song called "Only You" by Morning Musume.
It's a song that Tsunku spent his life writing.
Oh, really?
Yes. And...
My favorite Kumai-chan song is called "Mint".
What Kumai-chan doesn't like is tomatoes.
Yes, that's right.
Recently debuted Yuu Kikkawa...
She fell during an audition for Aika Mitsui.
I know! I know!
It's okay. It's okay. You're rivals. It's okay.
I know! I know!
Well... Tanaka Reina-chan is really famous for being gay.
Yes, I know.
Yumeda Ayaka-chan went to Upfront's school.
Oh, yes.
You didn't know?
That's a good punch.
Now, it's about time for the judgment.
The judgment is... of course...
You didn't know, did you?
I didn't know.
It was amazing.
Next up is...
Mami Morinaga and memory power battle!
I'm Mami Morinaga, a lactobacillus-type radio- controlled idol.
Thank you for having me!
Some of you may know me, but I'm not your friend.
Are you not that close?
No, we're good friends.
You're good friends?
Let me know your practice rate.
Okay!
Let's do it!
I've been practicing really hard for this day.
Who are you?!
I'm Mami's bad side.
Today, I'm going to turn you into my pet.
No! You can't do that!
In that case, I'll have to beat you with this special move I've been practicing for this day.
Take this! Practice rate attack!
3.141592653589793238462633895028881971
Wow! That's a lot of damage!
Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!
Thank you very much!
So, Sasha, is it okay for her to win?
To be honest, I don't feel like winning. I only know up to 3.15.
Yeah, like Yamanote's first round.
I'll do my best in Yamanote's first round.
Please do!
Sasuko, I can't do it anymore.
Instead of me, let's do it with him.
That's where you're copying me!
I wanted to hear you say "Yamanote's first round" at the end.
I can't do that! I can't do that!
But I'll do my best!
Um... Shinjuku!
Shinjuku!
Um... Shinjuku!
Time's up!
Sasuko lost by 3 points.
I have no complaints about that.
The 14th round is Momoto vs. Momoto's flexibility battle!
Realistic trash-type idols!
Momoto wins by 2 points and Momoto loses by 2 points.
I'm MOMO of MOMO's MOMO with a grade mark of 0.
Everyone, please call me MOMO-tan.
One, two...
I'll kill you later.
Sashiko is flexible.
But AKB members also dance and such, right?
I'm really stiff.
MOMO's demonstration is...
While doing yoga, she eats marshmallows with all her feet.
Sashiko is stiff.
Will it work?
Okay, here I go!
Wow, amazing!
Sashiko-san, please!
Wow, amazing!
Isn't it wonderful?
This is a little difficult.
I can do both.
Based on that...
Difficult...
You're staring at me with such a scary face.
I can't even speak.
Why?
I just did it, right?
Okay, I'll do Sashiko.
Let's equalize.
I did it!
Okay, I did it!
Sashiko brought it to a draw in a fierce competition!
Next up is Magic Idol's Izumi Kuriki and Magic Experience!
I'm Izumi Kuriki, and I work at Akasaka Misuke's Magic Bar.
Are you a magician?
Yes!
I'm a Magic Idol.
Magic Idol...
I'm finally getting excited about this.
I'm going to use this common apple in Korea.
One or two.
There are four rings.
First of all, this ring.
Of course, it's a hard iron ring, so it won't go in like this.
But if you add a chair like this, it will gradually go in like this.
It comes out like this.
It goes in like this again.
Wow!
So...
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
It's all connected.
Now, I'm going to add heat from above and melt it again.
Wow!
Yes.
Now I'm going to open it like this from the front.
Wow!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
I'll return it to you.
Yes.
Wow!
Thank you very much.
Wow!
One, two, three, four rings were magic.
Wow!
Now, Ms. Oshihara...
I'm going to cut myself.
No, no, no.
You're going to get in trouble for doing that.
Conner and Sashiko will also challenge magic.
Are you okay?
With this.
I'm predicting that card.
Yes.
One.
In the 15th round, Sashiko will challenge magic.
Yes, Mr. Suda, please take a closer look.
There are one, two, and three cards here.
Please pull out the first card.
What is it?
Please cut it.
Okay.
With this.
Please show me that card.
I'm predicting that card.
Yes.
One.
Yes.
Ta-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra.
Ta-da!
You choose A!
Even if it's three places, it's just good for God's sake.
That's how it is.
Why do you say that?
Even my son in elementary school would know that.
It's embarrassing for me to go this far.
The final battle is a performance battle with HimeNoTama!
I'm from Shimokitazawa and I'm from Shimokitazawa.
I'm HimeNoTama and I'm in the underground idol world.
This time, we're going to perform Sashiko's favorite song "Over the Future"!
Wow! That's great!
HimeNo is performing an otaku performance covered by Sashiko!
Let's get started!
Even though you are my beloved father, I love you so much!
One, two! Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
Father, goodbye! Father, goodbye!
Father, goodbye!
Oh, soda snake! It's a soda snake!
I love you, father!
Father, goodbye!
Even though you are my beloved father, I love you so much!
One, two!
After this, Sashiko will seal that performance!
Performance battle! Sashiko will sing live!
Next, Sashihara-san, please!
Yes!
It's coming to me, this invincible power!
Let's go to tomorrow!
Yeah!
The microphone...
I didn't expect the microphone to be stuck there!
In the end, you can't move from that range!
Now! I don't know how to spread it!
I don't know!
Maybe, below! Below! Below! Center! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
It came out!
Hot battle! I'll try it again and again!
I'll step on the dial!
Thank you very much!
With the world's most messy performance, there's no way she can win!
Sashiko has lost!
As a result, Akihabara Idol Squad won and the music for their resolution came to an end!
As I thought, they're strong.
They're all fighting in the forefront.
It was amazing.
But I'm never going to do this again.
Now, let's have Sashiko close it out.
Yes! I want to get together with these members again! See you next week!
She's got something on her mind again.
Sashiko's new unit, Not Yet's new single "Nami Nori Kaki Nori" is on sale now!
Also, AKB48's new single "Crying Cat" will be released on August 24th!
The music video with action scenes is a must-see!
As of now, thank you for your precious opinions, such as "Sashiko's smug face when playing an instrument" or "She can't lose!"
Next week, Sashiko will challenge herself to a rock- paper-scissors competition!
Oh, no! I'm blushing!
She'll try something she's never done before!
Ouch!
What will Sashiko's fate be?!
Let's just end it.
It's nothing.
I'm Rino and...
Kitahara Rie's...
STAND UP TOGETHER!
It's finally started.
We've been wanting to do it together for a long time.
Yeah, we've been saying it for a long time.
That we want to do it together late at night on the radio.
Unfortunately, it's not late at night.
I'm sure some people will listen in the morning.
While we're at it, let's start the broadcast after the course is over!