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AKB48's selected unit, NOT YET!
Among them, the main MC of this show, who is said to be amazing because she doesn't have an idol aura, is...
SASHIROKO and SASHIHARA RINO!
This show is SASHIKO's training variety show!
In order to make SASHIKO an idol one year in advance,
SASHIKO's experienced producers give SASHIKO various orders every time!
As a result of that, SASHIKO's rookie committee, which is organized by program sponsors, is awarded!
And this time, SASHIKO's new order is...
Look at this!
It's SASHIKO's secret to becoming popular among idols!
I think you should pay more attention to idols in the 70s.
That's right! Like SEIKO!
It's like that, isn't it?
Suddenly, idols' anger explodes!
Would you like me to solve it for you?
You're doing it again!
This time as well, more than a gala, they did their best!
Nadeshiko-sama, thank you!
So, we started this week as well.
Sashara-san, I think it's a happy project for you today.
Why is that?
You love idols, don't you?
I love idols.
You used to go to various idols' concerts and handshakes.
Today, we have idols who are active in Akihabara.
Many people call them "live idols" now.
Why is that?
AKB48 is an idol group that represents Japan.
I'm a girl who represents Korea.
My height is 167cm or higher.
It's a long time.
Amuro, why don't you collaborate with me?
Let's talk about live idols.
Oh, you're from Akihabara.
Many live idols are gathered here today.
I'd like to hear various stories from Sashara-san of AKB, who represents Japan.
So, I'd like you to ask questions about how to become a first-class idol.
Got it.
You'd be good at it.
Thank you.
Today, Sashara-san will welcome dreamy idols as guests and ask for their know-how as first-class idols.
Let's go to the studio where they are waiting.
What?
Look over there!
There are 23 idol groups with respectful eyes.
There are many kinds of live idols.
That's right.
Some of them are live idols in Akihabara.
Some of them are weird.
I'm curious about some of them.
For example...
That woman.
Yes, I'm curious about that woman.
And these two in front of you.
Wow, you have a lot of characters.
These two used to go to my house when I was on a show called "Zeninkin".
What? No way!
I was surprised to see them now. "You've gained weight!"
You've gained a lot of weight!
This time, the person who helped us gather them is...
Kusuyama, the editor-in-chief of "Idol Journal", who Sashiko also takes care of on a daily basis.
As a supporter of Sashiko, she will also accompany us in our lectures!
But... I'm not sure if I can answer your questions...
Well...
As a citizen...
Again, that's...
"Zeninkin" and "14-year-olds"...
I'm sure you'll never praise me for that!
That's not true. I've always liked "girls' generation".
So...
Sashiko will teach us "What is an idol"?
Start!
Well, if you have any questions...
Please raise your hands!
Yes!
Well... Hibiki!
Yes!
First of all, we have a question from Hibiki of "Meat- type Beast Unit", Hibiki!
What do you think we should do in order to differentiate ourselves from current "idols" and "idols" of the 70s and 80s?
I got it!
The times...
The times are changing!
What is it?
It's "eco"!
After all, it's "eco"!
Well, I thought so...
The 70s...
It's the same with fashion!
That's right!
The 70s fashion is carried on until 2000.
It's called "idol cycle".
"Idol cycle"!
It's something new!
Yes!
On the other hand...
Shouldn't we pay more attention to idols of the 70s?
That's right! Like Seiko!
Seiko is from the 80s!
Then...
For example...
Like Onion Club!
Onion Club is later!
Onion Club is from 1985!
I don't know, but it's repeated.
Shouldn't we pay more attention to current "idols" of the 70s?
Then, for example...
If you were a girlfriend, who would you look up to?
Like...
Ikue Chakakebara!
It's totally different!
Ikue-chan!
I have a lot of Ikue-chan!
Is that so?
Then, the next questioner!
Yes!
Ms. Akiyama!
Yes!
The next questioner is...
Ms. Akiyama Erika, an adult-type visual idol!
The product development of idols is now developing into digital content...
I think it's getting pretty wide!
I see!
In order to answer the needs of fans in the future...
What kind of content are you increasing?
Content, of course!
Everyone, please answer the question.
Digital content is about increasing digital content.
For example?
For example...
For example, digital...well...cell phone sites and...
Well, there are various kinds of digital content.
I can't talk about all of them.
Can you tell me about those kinds of content?
Among them, for example, what should we focus on?
Delivery industry.
Delivery industry?
For example, where is the delivery industry?
Well, after all, what I thought of now is...
Well, in various places...delivery...digital content...
Well, we can make digital content even from mobile phones now.
Well, I think it's important to share digital content and...
...become a delivery industry by upgrading.
What is a delivery industry?
Why are you talking about it?
What does delivery industry have to do with it?
It has nothing to do with it.
I think you'd better use it for games and so on.
No, no, it's...well...what do you say?
Well, I think...digital...well...
I want you to tell me the meaning of "digital content".
I don't know what you're talking about.
SASHIKO, who didn't know the meaning of the words and gave random lectures,
was booed by the idols who were taking classes seriously.
I thought about it, but I'm not a first-class idol yet.
You're an AKB48 idol.
AKB is too big of a name.
This show is all about you.
Idols are like that.
Do you want me to think about everything?
I thought it would be better for you to think about it yourself.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Because...
SASHIKO, who didn't know the words and gave random lectures,
was booed by the idols who were taking classes seriously.
Does this class make sense?
No, I don't think so.
I think it's possible.
What Sashihara-san is saying is too commonplace.
We know it all.
I've been thinking about it since you told me about it.
As idols, I think we're better off, right?
Yeah, we're smarter.
So I think you should make yourself clear.
Would you like to have a confrontation with us?
We're having a confrontation again!
But you all have complaints, right?
Yes!
Even if you have a confrontation with Sashihara- san, you won't lose, right?
Yes!
We won't lose!
Then let's have a confrontation!
What?!
Let's have a confrontation!
So, after a long prelude, we'll start the actual performance!
As idols, Sashiko and 16 teams will have a serious match!
The match will be decided by the skills of the live idols!
However, Sashiko will lose if the match is decided by skill or not!
So, Tsuchida and Kusuyama will judge by themselves!
So, who wants to have a match with Sashihara-san?
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Then...
She has bad armpit treatment!
First round! Sashiko vs. Botan! Botan's specialty! Imitation match!
Sashihara-san, you're completely away!
But Nadeshiko Japan also defeated Germany in away matches.
I won't lose!
Then, what will you imitate?
Then, I'll imitate Makiko Tanaka-san.
Here I go.
This time, I'll use pure words.
I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about.
Please let me use the bathroom for a moment.
That's all.
Did you see that?
The idol was imitating Makiko Tanaka!
Yes, Sashihara-san?
Can I do it?
Yes, you can.
Then, I'll imitate Makiko Tanaka-san.
This way?
Here I go.
Thank you all for coming today.
Can't I be second?
So, following this topic, I'd like to expand this topic.
That's lame.
Here is the judgment!
First round imitation match is Botan's victory!
Sashiko, you're completely away!
Second round is Sashiko vs. Yunyun.
The topic is "illustration vs. steel".
Wow, you're wearing a wig.
I'm not wearing a wig!
I'm Paitan of a radio wave-receptive unit who came from a two-dimensional world!
I'm Mirinda and...
I'm Yunyun!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Kagaite.
I'll draw anything!
Please give me an answer.
Oh, then...
Let's start with Sojiwaru-san.
Then...
Um...
"Tange Danpei".
"Tange Danpei"?
Tomorrow's "Jo" is "Tange Danpei"!
For some reason, Sashiko's answer is "Tange Danpei".
Isn't this person good at drawing?
I'm not good at it.
Oh, you're not?
You said it yourself!
You said you were good at it!
To save time, Sashiko will also draw at the same time!
I want to draw "Tange Danpei" too!
For some reason, both of them end up being "Tange Danpei"!
Here I go!
Ta-dah!
Oh, nice!
Nice!
You're good at it!
Then, Sojiwaru-san, please.
You're good at it, aren't you?
Oh, you're good at it!
You said you were good at it!
Then, I'll...
I'll...
You're good at it!
You all said "Tange Danpei" and you're good at it!
Next up, Yuin's question is...
"Michael Jackson"!
Sashiko, who unexpectedly has good drawing skills,
where did she end up in the game?
Here I go!
Okay!
I don't know which one it is.
Please say it at once!
Go ahead!
One, two...
She's good!
Sojiwaru-san, is that...
Is that...
Is that a joint achievement?
No, it's not!
It's just...
It's just Michael Jackson, but I'm wondering about one more thing.
This one is "shadow"!
This one is better.
Then, let's see the results!
The result is...
This one!
That's right!
What?!
I thought it would go really well.
The third match is Sashiko versus Akiyama Erika in a fighting game!
I'm Akiyama Erika from Akihabara, Kiyo Binbo.
As I said, I'm Kiyo Binbo, so I have a lot of subtle skills.
Like dressing up, soldering, welding...
I don't have a license, but I'm a self-taught lady.
Are you from downtown Osaka?
No, I'm from downtown Osaka.
Oh, you're from downtown Osaka.
Yeah.
In downtown Osaka, you make things about space and make parts and stuff like that, right?
I usually use an outdoor air conditioner.
Oh, outdoor air conditioner!
If you don't have an outdoor air conditioner, you can't cool down the air conditioner!
No, I don't think so!
The great thing about outdoor air conditioner is...
No, I don't think so!
It's one of the best in the world!
No, I don't think so!
Can I say it?
So, it's a fighting game, right?
Yes!
If you touch your knee, you lose!
Okay, let's do it!
Please!
Why did you do that?!
It's like a fist fight.
Now, if you touch your knee...
Yes, you can put your feet on it!
You can put your feet on it!
Put my feet on it?
Yeah, you can put your feet on it...
Now, if you touch your knee, you lose!
If you touch your knee, you lose!
Can you put your hands on it and still lose?
Can you put your knees and hands on it and still lose?
It's a smart game!
She's holding it!
She's strong!
She can move but she's weak!
She's holding it so she doesn't step on her opponent's foot!
I like it when it hurts a little.
What's going to happen?
I'm scared!
What's going to happen?
What should I do?
She's holding it!
She's holding a new kind of foot?
Why haven't you done that for a while now?
Let's see the judges' decision.
Here's the judge's decision!
How can they keep losing like this for three consecutive losses?
The next round is "Sashiko vs. Twice"!
The topic is "facial expressions"!
Now, who will go next?
Me!
Who will go?
Huh? Curry and sugar...
Fire and...
Ice and...
Ice!
Me!
Curry and sugar...
Fire and...
Ice!
What's amazing is that Entan's armpit sweat is amazing.
It's funny.
You don't talk like an idol at all.
It's not an idol, it's a face game, right?
It's a face game, isn't it?
Maybe all of you in the cafe are doing weird faces a lot.
I'm sure you're doing it.
In the dressing room, everyone...
To be honest, I don't think weird faces will lose.
But it's not just a weird face.
For now, this is a face imitation.
Imitation?
Yes.
Mr. Satai's...
Mr. Anago's...
Mr. Masuo's...
Shall we start?
3...
2...
1...
Time's up!
Here's the verdict!
I did it!
Look at this.
What's amazing is...
The camera in front of you went down.
I can't agree with you.
It's not a show you can agree with.
It doesn't matter if you can't agree with it.
Sashiko and Kokui's first draw.
But the match is still in progress.
The fifth round is a school performance match.
I'm Yuririn, a magical girl singer.
Please call me Yuririn.
One, two...
Yuririn!
Thank you very much.
I won't call you even if I die.
Do you want me to do a session with you?
A session?
Yes. If you can do a session with me, I'll tell you everything.
Wait a minute. The staff is also...
Can you take it?
I can't play the saxophone.
Please take it.
Thank you very much.
Since you're here, I'd like you to sing AKB's "Medley".
Wow!
Please listen to it.
medley
Wow!
Ms. Toshiwara prepared a trombone for you.
Really?
Wow!
Ms. Toshiwara used to be a aquatics major in middle school.
However, her skills are...
"sashiko vs. 23 idols".
The fifth round is "instrument performance competition".
sashiko will play "aitakatta" on the trombone.
Ms. Toshiwara, please play the trombone.
I'll play.
Okay, I'll play.
Wow!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
But I'm the one who taught you.
But you played it on the spot.
Yes, I played it on the spot.
It's amazing, isn't it?
The judge is...
me!
Sashiko wins!
I thought if Sashiara didn't win in the end, it would be Sashiara.
But in the end, she was in a bad mood and won.
I did something unnecessary.
It was a minus for doing something unnecessary.
Sashiko hasn't won a single game yet.
In the next match, she will aim for a win in the first round!
The sixth round is Sashiko vs. Hibikana.
Rice ball eating match!
I'm a carnivore.
My name is Hibikana.
Hibikana-san.
I'm Kanako who came from the land of rabbits!
Her fist! Her fist!
I, Kanako, will never lose when it comes to eating animals!
Katakotoyange!
Did you just say "Katakotoyange"?
It's not a meal, it's a rice ball!
I wanted to see you eat it with chopsticks!
It's a rice ball!
How about you, Sashiara-san?
To be honest, I eat a lot for breakfast and I eat late.
But I've had results before.
That's right, you have to win here.
I'll win.
If Kanako loses, she'll have to do 100 push-ups.
What? Are you a slave?
I'm a slave!
I'll win!
I'm a rabbit.
Let's start!
Ready, start!
Wow, that's fast!
Is that okay?
That's fast?
You don't swallow it?
I just put it in my mouth.
You just put it in your mouth?
Also, you're really ugly right now.
The verdict is...
Sashiko, who easily defeated the fifth challenger, is now facing her strongest opponent!
I want my God to forgive me!
Sashiko's unit, NOT YET's new single "Nami Nori Category" is selling like hot cakes!
Please check out Sashiko's hard work in the music video as well!
Currently, viewers are giving us their real opinions, such as "throw away your self- consciousness" or "only your passion has been conveyed"!
Take this!
This is serious!
Next week, Sashiko will face even more strong opponents!
Wow!
Sashiko, who has already lost five times in a row, will she be able to win back?
I know! I know!
Finally, Sashiko is angry!