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[Not Yet - AKB48]
A unit that was taken over from AKB48 - Not Yet!
In that unit, the main MC of this show, who is not yet mature enough as an idol, is...
Sashiko and Sashihara Rino!
This show is called "Sashiko Training Parade"!
In order to make Sashiko an idol one year in advance,
The producers give Sashiko various orders every time!
As a result of those orders, Sashiko Training Parade, which is organized by the show's sponsors, holds an award ceremony!
The new order Sashiko will try this time is...
There's a lot of wasabi in there.
This time, Sashiko will check her acting skills for pranks!
Sashiko has to pretend to be deceived because she knows all about pranks!
Oh no! I don't know what's going on!
She's so good!
I'm sure she'll get an F from Hollywood!
Will Sashiko be able to continue her difficult acting?
And for the first time in a while, Not Yet will make an appearance!
Hello, I'm Kusuni of Sashiko.
Continuing from last week, I'm broadcasting from Hotel Grace Lee, Tamaji-san.
This time, I'm going to tell you why I'm alone.
This time, I'm going to prank Sashiko.
However, this is not just a prank.
Right now, Sashiko is having a meeting with the director on the bus.
However, I'm telling Sashiko in advance that this is a prank.
Actually, in this video, I'm going to show you Sashiko's acting skills.
It's a reverse prank!
In the meeting on the bus, Sashiko has various circumstances.
I asked her to pretend to be caught in a prank and act it out.
The staff will tell you everything about this prank.
Also, I'll tell you that Tsuchida doesn't know that Sashiko understands the content of the prank.
In other words, Sashiko has to keep pretending to be deceived for the show!
There are times when I feel like I have to do something like this even though it's a magic mirror.
I've been doing this show for six months.
I've always done pranks and learned a lot of things.
This time, I'm going to show you how to do a prank well.
In Sashiko's waiting room, which is the stage of the prank, there are...
A hidden camera and a number of elaborate pranks.
In this bright environment, will Sashiko be able to continue her acting skills?
Now, Sashiko's prank acting skills test begins!
Oh, you're here.
However, just before the start, Sashiko is in a big pinch!
In fact, this sofa has a boo-boo cushion placed on purpose, but...
Well, there was a boo-boo cushion on that sofa.
Is Sashiko going to sit down again? For some reason, Sashiko is wandering around the entrance.
I wonder if she knows about the boo-boo cushion?
Side challenge!
But it didn't work!
Maybe it didn't work because she's light.
Right now, Sashiara doesn't know that it's a prank.
Sashiko gets up again to sit down again!
Yes, she's wandering around.
But in reality...
Oh!
Hmm?
She's doing her best for the sound of poo!
Side challenge!
Maybe it's because it didn't make a "boo" sound, so she got up three times.
If that's the case, she's grown up a lot.
Until she goes for the next prank, she's doing her best with natural acting.
Maybe next year...
Sashiko's election will be more popular.
Yes, she's sitting at the table.
Is it a make-up box?
Oh, there's a boo-boo cushion here too.
If you open the make-up box...
Oh, it opened!
What is it?
Because she knows there's a surprise item, she's too scared to open it!
That's too bad!
Oh, she's looking for the camera.
She actually notices the camera.
But she doesn't look at the camera.
She's grown up a lot.
What is it?
It's amazing. When I opened the lid of the make-up tool, it came out and said, "That's all you can do."
It wasn't make-up in the end.
Suddenly, one girl went into the room.
Hey, it's Sashiko! It's Sashiko!
It's Sashiko!
I'm Sashiko's big fan, so shake hands with me!
Why?
I was surprised.
Yay! I'm Sashiko! I love you!
What is it? What is it?
Suddenly, a girl went into the dressing room.
What is it? What is it? What is it at all?
What is it at all?
What is it at all? What is it now?
Then, this girl pretended to be a prankster.
This girl is used to pranks that appear later, so please remember it well!
Then, a newcomer, an AD girl, comes.
An AD girl comes and makes a mistake in her name, right?
Yes.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Well, from now on, you'll be under me. - Yes.
- My name is Uchida of CD AD. - Yes, I'm Uchida. Nice to meet you.
- I'm Erina Uchida. Nice to meet you. - I've always been a fan of you.
- I'm really happy to meet you like this. - Thank you very much.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- I've always been a fan of you. - Oh, I'm so happy.
- Are you nervous about being a coach? - No, I'm not.
- Wait a minute. - Yes.
- It's like you felt it before the phone rang. - Yes, it is.
- I've always been a fan of you like this. - Oh, you've changed your name.
- I'm really happy to meet you like this. - Really?
- Yes, I've always been a fan of you like this. - Really?
- Thank you for coming all the way here. - Thank you.
- By the way, Yubihara-san, did you have lunch? - No, I haven't eaten yet.
- I didn't ask you for anything. - What?
- As a celebration of your 9th place in the general election, we prepared a lunch box instead of a lunch box from the show.
- We'd like you to eat it, Yubihara-san. - Thank you, Yubihara-san.
- Thank you for the lunch box. - Thank you.
- Good luck with your recording, Yubihara-san. - Thank you.
Huh?
- Yubihara Yuta. - Right? That's a realistic tone, isn't it?
- You're good at socializing, aren't you? - Thank you.
- Now, it's sushi. - Thank you.
- As a celebration of your 9th place in the general election... - Ah! It looks really good!
Right? However, this sushi has a lot of wasabi in it.
It's sushi with a lot of wasabi in it that even Dachou Club would eat.
This sushi with a lot of wasabi in it...
Even though they know what it is, how will they eat it?!
Here you go.
Excuse me.
Thank you for waiting.
She forgot her chopsticks.
This is real.
She really forgot them.
Her belly is trembling.
Like she doesn't have anything to eat.
Thank you for the food.
If you eat it by yourself, you can see a lot of wasabi.
With one bite!
It's good!
Huh?
What's wrong with this?
It's...
It came from here.
It's...
Huh?
It's spicy!
It stops several times.
It's great that you can eat it in one bite.
You know it has wasabi in it, but you eat it in one bite.
This is the basic of wasabi sushi.
I think there's a bath over there.
I think there's a gym over there.
What?
What? It doesn't make any sense at all!
What?
It's really spicy!
Do you want me to eat another one?
If you eat another one, you'll get 100 points!
Wow!
This is a high score!
Wow!
She's good!
She's better than "Dacho Club"!
She betrayed the expectations of the staff, including me, in a good way.
It's good.
I like the sound of flushing the toilet.
Thank you very much.
What a great production!
Yes!
Now, here...
Yes!
The assistant producer, who came here, is holding the key of high difficulty prank acting!
Excuse me, is it okay now?
Yes, it's okay.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have a good friend in my hometown, but his child died in an accident recently.
But I was a big fan of Sasha Arasa.
If you don't mind, I'm sorry for this timing, but could you give me your autograph?
Oh, it's no problem at all.
What a surprise!
The girl who died in the accident in the picture is the girl from before!
Sasha Arasa is good at acting for a pretty complicated ghost prank!
Is it okay?
Excuse me.
Yes.
Here you are.
Oh, is it this one?
Yes.
What? Did she die?
I don't know. It's a situation, isn't it?
She put an autograph on this picture of her daughter who died.
When did she die?
Oh, about a month ago.
What?
He came to school earlier.
No, no, no...
A month ago...
What?
Huh?
You're good at reacting, aren't you?
What do you mean "what do you mean"? He came to school earlier.
Please.
Thank you very much.
Please take care of me.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
This is also highly rated for his difficult acting!
And then...
I'm sorry!
The staff hits the wall.
It's a poltergeist phenomenon.
I think...
Someone in the bathroom...
Someone must have hit it.
It's a realistic little play.
It's good.
I think this could work as a regular prank, right?
It's good. It doesn't make you flutter.
When you're being pranked, you're not being pranked at all.
That's the hardest part.
You're like, "What should I do?"
I'm sure we'll have more pranks coming up.
Yes?
Someone's coming in.
Excuse me.
That's right.
There's a ghost.
It's the manager.
There's no ghost, right?
According to the story,
Hollywood will offer us a movie.
I'm sure of it!
The manager was laughing just now.
The story prepared here is an offer from Hollywood.
However, the plan is black and white, and the director is also playing a prank called Sberryberg.
How will Sashiko react?
What?
He's a famous director.
Sberry...berg?
Sberry...berg.
You're kidding me!
That's right.
Hollywood will offer us a movie.
You're kidding me!
I'm sure of it!
He happened to be in Japan, and he wants to meet you.
The director is coming to Japan next week.
Can I call him now?
No problem.
I'll go call him now.
I don't know if he'll come during this program.
Are you serious?
I'm tearing up.
What's going on?
Here he is, the director.
Nice to meet you, director.
This is the third appearance of this program.
He's a Bangladeshi.
The main director is the famous Bangladeshi, Mukta.
Can they pretend to meet for the first time?
I'm the director.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
I'm the director of "Alien Q", which was performed in Japan this time.
I'd like you to act in it.
Usually, I'd say, "Does he know me?"
But I won't say it at all.
I'll say, "No."
Are you ready?
Yes, no.
That's all?
Yes.
Is that all you want to say?
What kind of costume is that?
Okay, I'll explain.
First of all, at home, Sashiko is showering.
Sashiko?
Yes, Sashiko is showering.
Outside, a big dog barks.
Sashiko is anxious.
Sashiko is scared.
Climax.
He comes out and slowly, slowly...
Bang!
He's killed.
He's killed?
Yes.
It's like a horror movie.
Sashihara and Ofao.
Am I?
Okay, ready?
Show me?
Yeah.
Show me?
Yeah.
Their relationship is always fun.
Sashihara is showering.
Yes.
One camera is covering a Bangladeshi.
Sashihara is not shown.
Ah, I'm going to die.
Yes, you're going to die.
Fantastic, all right?
Okay, I'll call you later.
Thank you.
He says he'll go home when he's done with work.
What?
Bangladeshi people have come back.
It's terrible.
What is it? I don't know at all.
How was the audition?
Audition?
Audition.
Audition?
It was an audition.
Look, he's laughing.
His manager laughs every time.
It was an audition.
Audition.
Please say it.
It doesn't make sense at all.
If you passed the audition, would you like to go to Hollywood?
I'll never go there.
What a manager's expression with no emotion.
You can go to Hollywood for the first time with AKB.
It's terrible.
I don't know.
What a sloppy prank.
What is it?
Yes.
Hello. We're the police, but we'd like you to come this way for a moment.
Suddenly, the police came.
After this, Sakamoto's manager is in a terrible condition.
Will Sashiko be able to continue pretending to be deceived?
You're Sakamoto, right? Yes.
A police officer came in, didn't he?
You went to the Shibuya supermarket this morning, didn't you?
I did.
Actually, you're in a terrible condition.
Yes.
I didn't expect this to happen.
You're taking strange actions in a vegetable store.
It's perfectly reflected in the security camera.
I didn't expect the manager to be in such a bad condition.
Excuse me.
It's this bag.
What?
It's definitely this bag.
It's black.
What is it?
Excuse me.
Check it out.
This is Sakamoto's bag, isn't it?
Yes, it's my bag.
What's in it?
It's a potato.
It's not good at all.
What's in it?
It's an onion.
I knew it!
It's obvious.
What are you doing?
It's a meat.
What is it?
As evidence...
I'll return it.
As evidence, I'll return it.
Sakamoto, can you do me a favor?
Please.
What are you doing?
I don't know what you're doing.
Excuse me.
What?
Sakamoto?
I really don't know what you're doing.
Maybe it's because of the camera's position.
It doesn't move from that place.
Maybe it's because of the camera's position.
What do you mean?
I'll tell you a story.
Because it didn't go as well as I thought it would!
And she cried again!
Sano-san, you look a little lonely.
I'm good!
Sano-san!
Tsuchida knew all about the prank, but he told it to Sashiko!
What will happen to Sashiko when she finds out the truth?!
First, we'll get Tsuchida to act out the story!
Good morning!
Sashihara-san, I'm glad you're here.
Ms. Sashiara, how was it?
I can't even speak.
And when she tells the truth...
I knew it was a prank, but I still did it.
I can't believe it!
I thought it was a prank so many times!
That's right!
We noticed it too, Ms. Sashiara!
We saw it!
Because it's worse than we thought!
That's right!
No, Ms. Sashiara!
It's worse than we thought!
It was perfect.
I feel sorry for you.
It was really perfect.
It's the worst.
I'm glad.
I don't think it's bad.
I think Ms. Sashiara and the staff and the industry people watching this have changed.
This guy can't do it!
I don't like it.
It's weird!
It's like trying to make curry in the morning.
You said "wasabi" and "sushi" so many times, but you said them all, right?
I grew up.
You grew up. I thought you really grew up.
I thought you would say "long hair" or something like that.
Another proof of such growth is at the end of the show!
And more!
Starting now, we, NOT YET, will let you know!
NOT YET has released "Nami Nari Kaki Gouri"! Thank you!
I'd like to ask Sashara where she isn't now.
How is Sashara doing at NOT YET?
She's doing really well.
She's doing it freely.
It's important.
She's picking up everyone's talk.
Thanks to Sashara, I can say whatever I want without worrying.
We'd like you to invite us to your show.
We'd like to see NOT YET again.
We saw it yesterday.
You saw it?
Yes!
My dad watches it every time.
It's really good.
What?
It seems like you shouldn't have said it.
Let's cheer for them!
That's it for NOT YET!
And their debut single "Flower" and "Tadai" are selling like hotcakes!
Our viewers have given us many opinions, such as "The quality of comedy is definitely improving" or "It's amazing how you're sticking out your body", etc.
Next week, Tasuku will transform into a 109 shop clerk!
Agepoyo!
Welcome!
Tasuku is known for his kindness! Will he be able to talk to her?
I'm curious!
Ah, I can't take it anymore!
Then, I'd like you to say a few words to each other before we end this week.
Everyone! Watch us next week, too!
Ah, you're not good at this part.
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