AISubs v3.5
Not Yet is a unit selected from AKB48.
The main MC of this show spends anxious days wondering if she can continue being an idol even though she looks like an idol at first glance.
This show is called "sashiko ikusei baraitii" by Sashiko and Sashihara Rino.
In order to make Sashiko an idol one year in advance, the producer gives her various orders every time.
As a result of that, the Sashiko Trust Board, which is an organization sponsored by the show, gives an awarding ceremony.
The orders Sashiko will be challenging this time are...
"Shida vs. Sashiko Boso Billiards Competition"!
While eating all kinds of impossible food offered to each ball...
That's not why I'm here!
She challenges adult games...
Ouch!
And even more, she challenges a penalty game where she goes berserk...
"I'm sorry." "Don't give up and say it alone."
I'm sorry!
What will Sashiko's fate be?
Why are you crying?
Good luck!
All of a sudden...
You're definitely lying!
All of a sudden...
Of course not!
You were doing well, but...
It started right away.
Sashiko's Struggles
Yes, it started right away.
This week as well, "Once Upon a Time in Shinbashi", Golf Bar Birdy-san will be hosting it.
Yes.
Last time, you learned about adult manners, right?
Yes, I did.
Since you're at a good age, you should know about adult games as well.
Eh?! But...
Are we playing adult games?
Yes, since you came all the way here, adults are playing golf, right?
Yes, they are.
Also, you can play darts in this shop.
Wow, it's stylish.
That's right. You can also play billiards.
Ah, it's stylish!
It's stylish, right?
It's stylish!
This time, we'll have a billiards competition.
Billiards, right?
Yes.
Billiards, an indispensable game for adults.
With that said, today's mission is...
Try out billiards!
Sashiko will try out the simplest 9-ball.
She'll drop the ball in order from 1 to 9, and the one who drops 9 last will win.
It's one of the most popular rules in billiards.
Let's try out billiards.
Ready, go!
Go!
Wow!
Amazing!
The club suddenly changed.
Interesting!
This place is...
It's right next to where you can play golf.
Yes!
You can play billiards, too.
It's close.
It's close, right?
I don't know why you jumped.
I thought you were a talented person.
But you did it.
Today, I brought this table with me.
Yes.
Here it is.
When it comes to billiards, you drop the ball in order from 1 to 12.
For example, if I drop the first ball...
I'll ask you to do this.
Until the next ball comes in, you can only make a pig sound.
What is a pig sound?
I can't do it.
Let's stop the camera for a second.
Okay, until the next ball comes in, you can only talk like Masakazu Tamura.
That's right! It's not easy to play billiards alone!
For each ball from 1 to 9, there is an impossible challenge!
If you drop the ball, you can make your opponent do that challenge!
Furthermore...
If you drop your own ball or hit a different ball, you can drink milk.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It doesn't make much sense, but as a penalty...
I'd like you to drink milk!
This is Sashiko's first time playing billiards.
I want you to teach me how to do it.
Teach me how you do it in your own way!
Can I do it now?
First of all...
Sashiko's first break shot!
Milk!
Give me milk!
I really don't know how to do it!
Here you go, milk!
That's not fair!
I don't know anything about billiards!
I hope you get better at it!
I want milk!
It's more than I expected, right?
It's hard to keep drinking this, right?
Drink a lot of milk first.
It's good!
Tsuchida's next break shot!
How did you hit it?
I hit it with this first shot, but it didn't go in.
- So it's still okay? - Yes.
And for the beginner billiard player, Sashiko, of course!
How do you do it?
I do it like this.
I do it like this all the time.
Why are you laughing? I don't get it at all!
Like this.
- First shot. - One shot!
Be careful!
It looks like it's going to take some time.
- So close! I hit it! - Can I have some milk?
I can't do it! I'm going to spit it out!
Sashiko's second milk time!
I can't do it. It's good.
- I'm going to aim for this one. - Okay.
- Wow! - I won! I'm scared!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
- This is the best way to aim for it. - In a straight line?
It's not in a straight line at all. It's quite off.
At this rate, the clock will stop ticking.
Chichida will give you a lecture on how to do it.
- Like this. Put your hand like this. - Okay.
- And then like this. - Oh, like this. I got it.
- Make it slide a little. - I got it.
Sashiko somehow learned how to hold it.
Will she be able to do it?
If you hold it too hard, it's like...
Yeah, like that.
- Wow! - Good job!
- It's in! It's in! - It's in! It's in!
- It didn't go in. - There's no way it would go in.
And Chichida's shot from a difficult angle.
But it's a good spot. It might be a good spot.
It's a good spot.
It's impossible.
But look at it. It's straight.
It's true.
So if you hit it straight, it will hit the first one.
I can't do it anymore!
What should I do?
You love sweetened milk, don't you?
You're so kind!
I didn't know the staff could do it like this!
Today's third game, real-time!
I think I'm right.
Even if you don't hit it in the second half, you can't get any penalty points.
Tsushida will aim for the first one.
Please don't go in!
You can aim for it!
It's true! I did it!
It's your lucky chance!
I won't let you use it!
Do your best!
Can I ride it?
Yes, you can.
Is that how you ride it?
I've never seen it before.
How do you hit it?
You can hit it like this.
Or you can hit it like this.
I see.
Why did you open it like this?
You can't hit it like that.
He finally said it! It's his lucky chance!
Will it be his first penalty?
That's terrible.
I don't know!
Sashiko showed us a miracle.
And what will she say?
She's cute.
Oh, I'm Furuhata Ninzaburo and I'll be speaking from here.
If you could speak like this...
Oh, I'm next.
I put it in, so I'm next.
Is there a sound room for this?
Even if you feel uneasy...
Next up is Tsuchi!
Don't know what will happen.
Because you suck.
Oh, I'm scared. I'm nervous.
Sashiko again!
Tsuchi!
OK! Today is the 4th "Milk Time"!
I'm not good at this.
This is definitely cheating!
I'm not good at this.
Number 2.
Number 2 is in.
The title is "To You".
Please show us the rap.
Got it.
I'm Furuhata.
The title is "To You".
Here we go!
You have "tsuyu".
I like "tsuyu".
Soba "tsuyu".
I love "tsuyu".
I like you "tsuyu".
Check it out!
I don't know.
I feel like we're both slipping with the camera.
She did it with excitement, but I'm sorry it got cold.
Next up is Tsuchi!
She's trying to put in the sign with a cushion, but...
She did it!
Tsuchida's Miss Shot - Sashiko's Chance!
You have to change this, right?
Yes, you have to put it where you like.
You have to put the red one in.
If you can't put it in like this, you can't sell for the rest of your life.
No way!
You can't sell for the rest of your life in the entertainment world.
Why do I have to bet everything on billiards?
Put it in with that level of concentration.
I see.
I'll do it.
Sashiko concentrates.
A moment of tension.
Sashiko's Miss Shot - Sashiko's Chance!
Wow!
Wow! It went in!
For the first time in her life!
Nice pocket!
Wow! Yay! It went in!
Wow! It's a green onion!
Yay!
Until the next ball comes in, Tsuchida will use green onions.
Isn't it too short?
I'm so happy!
Dad, what's in it?
Two cups of milk.
Today's fifth "Milk Time"!
It's not a penalty game or anything like that.
Tsuchida, from the free ball, goes to sink the fourth one.
I want to put this in and graduate from green onions as soon as possible.
That's right. Green onions are...
It's too short!
Is green onion only like this?!
You can't see it on TV, can you?
It stinks!
The smell of super green onions.
It stinks!
Wow!
This is...
Oh, you don't have to be funny and face the camera.
Tell your dearest person how grateful you are.
Who is your dearest person?
Why are you saying it in green onions?!
Who is your dearest person?
Well, of course...
It's my dad.
Speaking of your dad, he's in Oita right now.
Yes, he's in Oita.
He's doing his best.
That's right.
I'm glad this show is being broadcast in Oita.
That's right!
It's only broadcast in Oita.
Then, to your dad...
Which camera...
With this camera...
Right?
After this, we'll get serious!
Sashiko, how grateful you are for your dad!
He only sent me a letter.
He didn't even send me a letter!
I'm glad this show is being broadcast in Oita.
That's right!
It's only broadcast in Oita.
Then, to your dad...
Which camera...
With this camera...
Right?
Well...
Usually, I don't say how grateful I am to my dad...
You're quite old.
I don't usually say it, so I can't say it much...
But I'm really grateful to my dad every day...
It's hard for you to say that to your dad, isn't it?
That's why you should say it now, to your dad.
Not us, but you should say it to your dad.
Why are you crying?
I don't understand it at all.
It's embarrassing for you to say this to your dad, isn't it?
That's why you should say it.
When I think about my dad, tears come out of my eyes.
It's okay. Think about it and cry and say thanks to your dad.
I don't know how to thank you.
I don't know how to send you letters.
You're doing a great job.
Thank you for everything.
What is this?
Why are you crying?
Why are you crying in this show?
It's not that hard today.
I was moved.
I'm going to say something else.
I think you should say "thank you" to your dad again.
I don't know how to say it.
You're doing a great job in Tokyo, aren't you?
You should say "thank you" only in English.
Oh, it's me.
It's me.
No.
Huh?
The next one is from her dad's pocket.
But he can't see the course that hits the single board.
Then, Sashiko says...
Don't stop. Try.
Uh-huh.
You... You... Ball.
My ball.
This ball.
This ball. That ball, right?
Yeah.
This way.
No.
This course.
No, no, no.
This course.
Thank you.
Sashiko's useless advice is ignored.
Tsuchida's shot.
Can I do it?
Yes! I did it!
What?
Oh, yeah!
Ah...
My father didn't hit the ball, so I'm worried!
Thank you!
Thank you?
Thank you!
To my wife!
Are you watching me?
Thank you for always being grateful.
Well...
If it's summer vacation, I'd like to take the kids to a big house and...
Well...
The two of us...
Well...
Oh, no!
Let's do our best from now on!
You're mean!
Let's move on!
What's mean?
You're mean!
What's wrong with getting along with each other?
It's not about getting along!
Why?
Why are you going there?
It's no good!
Do you want me to explain?
No!
Do you want me to explain those questions?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Next, Sashiko puts the ball in the best position!
I put my hand in it.
Here I go!
Wow!
Good job! Good job!
Wow! Good job!
You did it!
Good job!
The title is "Summer Vacation"!
Here we go!
The creative dance theme of "Summer Vacation"!
However!
It's a song about summer vacation.
Why is it always about summer vacation?
Shall we dance to a song from your childhood?
No! No!
No?
Next, Sashiko aims at the brown ball number seven!
Here I go!
Thank you.
Why "thank you"? Stop it!
Big brother.
Big brother is definitely better.
You can't say "big brother" like that.
So, Sashiko's big brother says "thank you" first.
How do you feel?
Well, I'm 5 years older than my big brother.
He's always kind and now he's a great teacher.
I'm very moved by his words.
I can't say this all the time, but when I talk with my favorite members,
I always say that they're like my big brother.
That's it.
Keep up the good work.
What's wrong with you?
You're the worst!
It's not "what's wrong with you?"
It's time for you to cry again.
You bastard.
It's time for you to cry again.
OK.
That was close.
That was scary.
And Sashiko.
There's no way you can hit the brown number 7.
I can hit it!
Bang!
Then say one person you hate.
What?
Say one person you hate. Not celebrities.
What?
There's no need for rules anymore.
It's time for you to say names of people you hate.
What do you mean by "people you hate"?
I'm not good at this.
Do you think you're not good at this?
Can I say it?
I don't know any of it.
I'll say "p" so it's OK, right?
That's it.
But it's streaming locally, so "p" will go in.
That's right! It's streaming in Osaka!
It's streaming in Osaka!
It's definitely the worst!
It's OK.
Seriously, stop it.
I won't say it.
What?
No, no, no.
And here's an unexpected development!
I did it!
Tell me who you hate in the entertainment world!
Who I hate in the entertainment world!
Not just in the story, but in general.
Who is hard to get involved with?
Who is hard to get involved with in the entertainment world?
She touches me right away.
It's serious, isn't it?
If there's a "p" in it, it'll be a big problem.
Next, Sashiko, free ball from your favorite position.
Now, number 7.
Play that scene from the 101st proposal seriously.
That scene?
Now, the 101st proposal.
Play that famous scene!
I'm scared.
I won't die!
I won't...
Because of her bragging, she'll be on self- restraint.
I thought number 9 wouldn't go in.
That was close! I'm scared!
A chance to turn things around!
Sashiko won't let it go to waste!
It's because you like it while you're drinking milk, right?
It's tea, so I'll restrain myself!
The next 8th ball is...
Chismerry!
What does "gossip" mean, for example?
It's an acronym for "gossip".
Are you serious?
Don't say things like "she's an a**hole" and stuff like that.
It's not about that.
For example, girls say "Sunny takes a short shower".
Is that okay?
A.K.A. "before-date", you...
You...
You take a bath and go to the bathroom for a long time.
I see... I didn't know about her.
Isn't that right?
If she gets this right, Tsuchida wins!
Okay! Eat a bite of spicy wasabi sushi!
What?!
You're crazy!
What's wrong?
Wasabi sushi is like this!
Well then, here we go!
It's spicy!
I see... Now Sasha will cry again.
I won't cry!
The staff wants Sasha's tears!
Please!
Thank you for the food!
Just one bite!
Okay, chew it!
Is it still okay?
Buckets! Buckets! Buckets!
See you next week!
After this, we'll show you one more thing you can't miss!
Take your hair out of the bucket!
My hair!
Take your hair out of the bucket!
You're putting it in your own hair now!
You're in big trouble now, Megu-san!
My hair is wet, you know!
"Naminori Kakugowari", a new single by Sashiko, who's putting her hair in her own hair, will be released simultaneously on July 6th!
Everyone, hang in there a little longer!
Also, "First Photobook" by Mayuko Oshima is also on sale!
What does "baseball club" mean?
What does "customer" mean?
Also, "If High School Girls' Manager Calls Drunkard's Management", a new movie by Mothersco and Shunrei, is also on sale!
Also, "Flower" by Mothersco and their debut single "Flower" is also on sale!
It's a great song for fans!
Right now, our viewers are telling us, "Sashiko is not 'not yet' but 'not elegant'!"
No! Eat your fruit properly!
Don't lose to adults!
We're receiving valuable opinions like these!
Every week, a dream of fear will parody you!
If you expose your embarrassment, you can't escape!
I may be ugly sometimes, but I don't run away.
Overcome your shame and escape!
However, Sashiko's fate is...
Maedatsuko, Oshima Yuko, Sashiharari's mobile world for North Harari has finally appeared!
Acchan will let you know when the phone rings...
Acchan will show up in the alarm...
Acchan will tell you how to receive emails...
Of course, Yuko, Sashiko, North Harari's mobile world is also in full swing!
Your mobile will stop at Acchan's touch!
Search for Maedatsuko right now!