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A national idol group, AKB48!
Even though they've been on air more than 20 times since the show began,
the main MC of this show, Sashiko and Sashihara Rino,
who are hard to get through like this winter sky,
is Sashiko's training variety show!
In order to make Sashiko a one-time idol,
the producers give Sashiko various orders every time!
As a result of that, Sashiko and Sashihara Rino,
who are organized by the show's sponsors,
will be giving Sashiko a new order this time!
Tuna!
Roger that!
Sashiko and Sashihara Rino will be taking a practical exam!
Idiot!
Excuse me! I'm alone!
Welcome back, master!
What did you have for lunch?
Tea and...
I thought you were a farmer!
I'm not a farmer!
Welcome back, master!
Sashiko will be taking part in a real battle against those who don't know anything about martial arts!
If only it were me!
If it weren't for me, I wouldn't be able to do anything!
However!
As expected, Sashiko and Sashihara Rino will be showing off their various performances!
The score right now is...
0 points!
What?!
We're going to give you some crazy scores!
What?!
Ah, I want to meet you when you were a little girl.
And of course, even though you're Sashiko.
Why are you saying that in front of me?
What is it?
Well, AKB is working hard as a Japanese idol.
Ah, that's right.
By the way, do you remember this place?
Of course, this is a sushi restaurant in Shinbashi.
It's my second appearance, right?
Well, it's not a sushi restaurant, it's an izakaya.
It's called "Romantei".
"Romantei"!
You've been here once, haven't you?
I have, I have.
The thing is, the food here is delicious.
By all means, everyone, if you happen to come to Shinbashi,
I'd like you to look up "Romantei" on your cell phone.
Yes, it's close to my diary.
It's close to your diary, isn't it?
Do you remember what we did last time?
This was a complaint room.
Ah, we did that.
We did, we did.
But this time, it's not about that.
What?!
It's called "tsukkomi".
"Tsukkomi"?!
I'd like you to learn it.
I'm really bad at "tsukkomi", you know.
I know.
Really?
I'm not good at "tsukkomi" at all.
But, you know, in order to survive in the TV industry,
if you can do "tsukkomi", you can be featured in a lot of shows.
Oh, I see.
For example, if you can do "tsukkomi" in "AKB",
you can do "tsukkomi" or you can do "mawasu" as well.
If you can't do "sashihara", you can't establish "AKB".
Let's do it.
So, today's mission is...
Defeat the "tsukkomi" game!
However, each "tsukkomi" player is originally in charge of "tsukkomi", so...
This time, I've chosen...
"tsukkomi" experts!
I told the staff to call these members.
Are they men?
No, they're not.
This show has no budget!
It's the first time I've been called by another agency!
Wow! I'm so moved!
The staff worked really hard!
I'm so moved!
It means a lot of money is moving!
The "tsukkomi" experts that the staff overcame many difficulties to recruit are...
These members!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
You did it!
Thank you!
You moved Yoshimoto and Namepo!
You did it!
It's different from what you ordered.
Who ordered it?
It's too much like a drama.
It's like a real-life drama.
It's like "Peace" of Aya.
It's like "Goonone".
It's like "Imaurekko".
When we opened the lid, it was like this.
We have all the members with achievements!
Even if I say it, I'm a champion of M-1.
I won three times in M-1 Grand Prix.
And I'm a finalist of M-1.
I'm young and attractive.
You're amazing!
I lost three times in M-1 for the first round.
You lost three times in M-1 for the first round.
It's not a joke.
It's a joke, but it doesn't matter.
It's "hatenko".
It's not a joke or anything like that.
"Hatenko"?
You're a gangster!
You're a gangster! "Hatenko"!
You're a gangster!
You should definitely "hatenko".
Saseyara-san, how do you like these members?
Just hearing you talk now is so funny.
I'm about to cry.
I'm motivated today.
Really?
Saseyara-san, you're looking down on me.
I'm looking down on you.
I'll do it for you.
I can do it like you.
I want you to show me your professionalism.
I'll do my best.
I'll tell you what we're going to do today.
This restaurant is set up like a sushi restaurant.
Yes.
We're going to have you guys come in.
We've prepared 10 points for you to show us your professionalism.
You're going to show us your professionalism.
You're going to learn from us.
Yes, I'm ready.
First of all, Saseyara-san is going to show us her professionalism.
She's going to show us her professionalism.
Lastly, Saseyara-san is going to show us her professionalism.
I see.
We're going to show you how professional an idol is.
Please do your best.
After this, it's obvious how professional an idol is.
Welcome back, master.
However, they're about to give up.
Sashiko! Challenge the talent fairy project, Tsukkomi Game!
This time, they'll try Tsukkomi Jutsugi Test, which is set in an old man's shop!
When the challengers come to the shop as customers,
there are ten Tsukkomi Points prepared by the show waiting for them inside!
Kichita will monitor how they put Tsukkomi into each one!
Kichita will rate each Tsukkomi with 10 out of 10, and give a score of 100 out of 100!
For Tsukkomi entertainers who want to show off their skills,
this is a method of confrontation where their skills are tested!
How good is Sashiko's Tsukkomi skills?!
Now, let's begin! Tsukkomi Jutsugi Test, start!
Now, where are the Tsukkomi Points?
Welcome back, Master!
Master, you are a woman!
Please, this way.
Oh, it's here.
I'm sorry, I got it wrong.
It was so sudden.
Oh, it's here.
It's okay for you to be here.
I have good stories for you today.
Oh, really?
Why are you here today?
I'm here for a reason.
I'm working here.
Oh, really?
Yes, yes.
Excuse me.
She's in the office.
Yes, she is.
She's a big fan of you.
Yes, she is.
Here you go.
Tea and a drink.
Don't you want to eat?
Is she making fun of Kansai dialect?
Let me order.
Don't you want to eat?
Okay, I'll call the Grand Master.
Grand Master, please.
Grand Master! Grand Master!
Here comes the Grand Master.
Oh, welcome!
Oh, no...
I didn't know you were in between.
I didn't know you were here.
Are you okay?
There's a lot of them.
What a waste.
And you got injured just now.
Of course I got injured.
Of course you got injured.
It's melting.
Are you okay?
It's laughing at you.
Can I order?
Yes, what would you like?
Tuna, please.
Tuna.
Got it.
Here you go.
Idiot!
Idiot.
What a stylish restaurant.
Here you go, tuna.
Thank you for waiting.
Thank you.
Here you go, tuna.
Thank you for the meal.
Are you a student?
She's in trouble.
Welcome.
She's talking to you.
It's been a while.
Are you friends?
Hello.
Welcome.
She's a musician.
She's from abroad.
Thank you for your help.
She was on this show before.
This is not like rehearsal.
It's rehearsal.
What would you like?
I'd like a glass of beer, please.
I see.
She's a fan of you.
How do you know?
Really?
I'm impressed.
Here you go, sir.
She's that customer.
It's that customer over there.
Is it "beta"?
Yes.
Yes?
It's not "beta".
It's not "beta" at all.
I don't like it anymore.
You don't like it anymore?
That's something you should never say.
I don't like it anymore.
Customers, it's almost closing time.
Oh, really? Then...
Can we have your accounts?
Accounts?
Yes, please give me your accounts.
Please wait a moment.
It's about one, isn't it?
Yes, it's about 100,000 points.
Customers, our accounts are a little different.
Can you stand over here for a moment?
Please wait a moment.
Yes.
Then, customers...
Thank you!
Then, customers...
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you.
This is amazing.
This is...
This is amazing.
I've never seen Kato-san like that.
Thank you.
Kato-san is really happy.
He's really sorry.
Kato-san is really happy.
That was amazing.
That back shot was really good.
That was really good.
Even amateurs can say that a little more.
It's worse than you think.
How was it?
That was...
How was it?
You say that face a lot.
From a AKB perspective...
I think it was pretty good, Tsuchida-san.
He says that face a lot.
I think you can do it better.
What are you talking about?
Stop it.
If you were on an island, you could do it better.
You couldn't do it at all.
It was really difficult.
When you come to a sushi restaurant, you have to put up an antenna and go to various places.
But you end up eating only a little.
When a tourist comes and says "It's been a while."
I got it.
You're eating like shit.
No, I'm not eating like shit.
You're eating like shit.
I'm not eating like shit.
You're eating like shit.
Normally, girls eat like this.
I see.
We're going to watch and learn from you.
I'd like you to teach me.
In the end, you should be able to pass the first test.
I'll do my best.
I think you'll be able to pass the first test.
I'll give you zero points for that.
What?
Zero points?
Is that possible?
I didn't get a single point.
That's true.
As expected, zero points.
Tsuchida will announce some of the worst points.
There was raw meat in the showcase.
There was raw meat.
I didn't know.
I didn't know at all.
The maids were shaking the showcase like they were ordering something.
I didn't see it at all.
There's a picture of the founder.
There's a picture of a masked man.
I didn't see it at all.
There was a sample of food.
What did you use for the sample of food?
I thought it was bleach.
Do you know what bleach is?
I don't know.
Bleach is fake.
Fake?
It's like a deer bleach.
You catch a living deer and pull out all of its insides.
The surface is made of real things.
What did you use?
What?
What did you just say?
That's how she is.
I didn't say it.
You said it.
I didn't say it.
You didn't say it?
No.
You didn't say it at all.
I didn't say it at all.
You want to see it, don't you?
I do.
I want you to show it.
I see.
Let's see the tutorial.
Fukuda.
Yes.
Please.
You're saying it all of a sudden.
Let's see it.
Will you show me the main dish?
By the way, what kind of tsukkomi will you show me?
I will show you the basics.
The basics.
If you can't do it, you can't talk about it.
I see.
If you don't know the basics, you can't talk about it.
I see.
I will show you.
I see.
Please, Fukuda.
Please.
His face is in a mess.
After this, the champion will show us his tsukkomi.
Welcome.
What happened?
Tsukkomi Jutsugi Test conducted by Sashiko to make him learn tsukkomi.
The first person to show us his tsukkomi is M-1 CHAMPION FUKUDA.
There are 10 hidden bokeri in a sushi restaurant.
How does Fukuda tsukkomi?
He's an ordinary person.
I was surprised.
What should I eat?
Excuse me, I'm alone.
Welcome back, master.
What are you wearing?
You look weird.
This way, please.
This is a sushi restaurant, isn't it?
You look weird.
You only have meat here and you put a wrap tree in here.
This is a sushi restaurant, isn't it?
Tea and squeeze.
This can't be squeezed!
Chikuwa, chikuwa, this is chikuwa!
After you say it twice, you show it to the camera, right?
Wait, wait, wait, isn't this squeezing?
You look like a wrestler!
Why do you look like a wrestler?
But...
Right? You look like a wrestler with a lightening mask.
Your body looks like a martial art.
What can I do for you?
Can you give me something to eat?
I'll call the boss.
Yes, please.
Boss! Boss!
What should I eat?
Welcome!
What happened?
That's good!
Are you okay?
You look good.
You look good, too.
Welcome, customers!
What should I squeeze for you?
What happened to your arm?
What happened? You were doing something, weren't you?
What should I squeeze for you?
What should you squeeze for me?
Are you okay, boss?
Again, again...
Are you okay?
Is your adrenaline weak?
It's pretty weak.
Again, again...
Can you give me something to eat?
Okay!
Please wait a moment.
I want to eat fish, but you only have meat.
Why are you shaking your hands?
Sushi! Sushi!
Can you give me sushi?
Wow! You don't look happy at all!
Are you kidding me?
Wow! You look happy, but you don't look happy at all!
What should I do?
Should I laugh?
Yes, customers!
Thank you for waiting!
When will you give me sushi?
I see.
Can you give me sushi?
Here you are.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
It looks delicious.
It's a sample, isn't it?
It's not sushi.
It's a sample, isn't it?
You can't eat it, boss.
Boss!
You're lucky.
You don't look happy at all.
Can I play with you, boss?
No, you can't.
You're studying, so you can't play with me, boss.
Can you give me sushi?
Welcome!
Are there other customers?
Yes.
Are there other customers?
This restaurant is amazing.
Welcome!
Customers!
What would you like to eat?
What kind of person is he?
I see.
With sea chicken roll.
Did you get it?
Suddenly, he asked for sea chicken roll.
What else is there?
There should be something straight.
Customers!
Here you are.
I didn't ask for it!
It's a sushi restaurant, isn't it?
That customer asked for it.
What do you mean?
You like me.
No, I don't like you.
No, no, no.
What is this restaurant?
It's crazy!
They don't ask me for good things at all.
What is this restaurant?
It will be closed soon.
Would you like me to pay you?
I don't ask you for anything.
I don't ask you for anything at all.
Wait a minute.
Our payment is different from other restaurants.
Could you stand here for a moment?
Stand here?
Yes, please stand here.
Then we will pay you.
Thank you very much!
I've been waiting for this.
Idiot!
It's closed.
It's closed at last.
As you said, it is orthodox restaurant.
Yes, it is.
However, there were a lot of people.
I was very nervous.
I knew it.
I didn't think so much at the time of Mr. Sashara.
But I was very nervous when I saw Mr. Fukuta.
Really?
I couldn't laugh at all.
I thought I would experience that atmosphere later.
That's scary.
No, no, no!
How was it?
Thank you very much!
As a top fighter,
you did orthodox things.
However, Mr. Fukuta, you got an extra point.
Thank you very much!
What's more, Mr. Fukuta,
you landed at the end of the match.
Thank you very much!
You landed at the end of the match.
You should have landed at the end of the match.
Mr. Fukuta, you also got a minus point.
Did I?
You shouldn't mess up with Mr. Sashara.
Mr. Sashara was more nervous than we thought.
If you mess up with Mr. Fukuta, you will get hurt.
I don't think Mr. Sashara will come back.
I don't think Mr. Fukuta will come back.
I'm sorry,
but I would like to announce the score.
I said I would give you an average of five points.
So I gave you five points.
So I gave you 79 points.
Wow!
Usually, even if you don't play like this, you get an extra point.
Thank you very much.
This is also a considerable score.
Thank you very much.
How about you?
By the way, what was the lowest mark?
That is in the food sample.
Is it OK that you are giving me a score of 70?
It was at the food sample.
It was at the food sample and the manufacturer's fault.
(The manufacturer's fault)
It was at the manufacturer's fault and the food sample.
It was at the sample the moment it came out.
It didn't feel good.
I went back to the company's fault.
You are strict.
How was it at the manufacturer's fault?
At the manufacturer's fault, there was a timing to adjust.
I didn't know what I was doing and when.
A maid should have come earlier.
She comes unexpectedly.
She comes after you wait for her.
Maybe you should go to the food sample.
Is it "den" and "matsu" or "den" and "matsu"?
You are all serious.
Why am I not serious?
Let's move on.
Let's start with Matsuo of Xavungle.
I'm looking forward to it.
This is difficult.
I'm so nervous.
Can you see it on his face?
He is very nervous.
I'm on his side.
I see.
Xavungle and Matsuo.
Can they make good use of their partner's advantage?
Tsukkomi Chitsugi Test.
Start!
I'm hungry.
Sushi Koukyou is a little luxurious.
Let's eat sushi.
Welcome, master.
It's a mismatch.
A maid and sushi. It's a mismatch.
He is nervous.
Maskman.
It's a mismatch.
Look at this.
It's a mismatch.
Meat.
Meat is lined up.
It's a sushi restaurant.
There is a good story.
Meat and sushi.
It's a mismatch.
Here you are.
It's a mismatch.
Tsukkomi Chitsugi Test continues next week!
A unit that Sashiko is also a member of and "Not Yet"'s second single "Nami Nori Kaki Goru" will be released at the same time on July 6th!
What does "baseball club" mean?
What does "guests" mean?
AKB48's movie "MOSHITRA" is on sale now!
If a high school baseball manager calls you "tracker" management, don't miss it!
In addition, AKB48's long-awaited third album "Koko ni Ita Koto" is finally on sale today!
Please check it out!
AKB48's first photo book "YUKO" will also be on sale on June 17th!
We are receiving valuable opinions from viewers like "My mother, who doesn't know about AKB, was laughing at me" or "Sashihara, you're alone!"
Next week! Tsukkomi Chitsugi Test second half!
How are you doing?
I'm sorry, we don't have time for comments.
You're crazy!
I'm glad you're Sashihara!
Sashiko's sudden growth!
I've never learned so much in this show!