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AKB48, a national idol group!
Their "everyday" has surpassed 1 million views and is currently booming.
But for some reason, they always cry and seem like they're becoming less and less popular.
This is the main MC of this show, Sashiko and Sashihara Dino!
This show is all about Sashiko's education and variety!
To make Sashiko an idol from a year ago, producer Chita gives her various orders every time!
As a result of this, Sashiko Foundation, which is organized by the show's sponsors, holds an award ceremony!
On last week's broadcast...
Hey!
Is there a camera?
Recently Sashihara has been getting more and more laid back, so Chita has prepared a blind date!
And that person is...
Hey!
Sashihara, hey!
Former member of AKB48, now captain of SDL48...
Norokayo!
You two will compete against each other.
The winner will be announced next week.
As the main MC...
Yes!
I'll do it!
They'll play a serious match with the face of the show, MC Nos.
And the way of the match is...
Sashihara and Noro, who will team up with Tsuchida?
Tari Pizza Team!
The rule is, Tsuchida, Sashihara and Noro will hit each other's hips and three of you will show your answers at the same time.
The one who has 10 answers with Tsuchida first will win!
What's more, this game is...
If you hit it, it gets bigger. If you miss it, it gets smaller and smaller.
Big and Small System
It's smaller than my wife.
No, no, don't show it.
But Sashiko was confident that it wouldn't get smaller.
That's right. We've been doing it together for a long time.
Don't underestimate me for three months.
I'm not underestimating you. Just say it.
Let's go.
But...
Noro, you got three points!
Yeah!
Did you see that?
No points!
Hey!
What?
Thank you very much!
It gets smaller and smaller!
And...
It's big and small!
They hit each other's hips and...
I didn't know it would be this big!
And...
Noro got 12 points with 8-3 lead!
Hey! What are you doing?!
I knew it!
Is there such a miracle?!
I didn't know it was this big!
It's big! It's big!
It's really big!
And so...
Noro...
has reached!
With a great development, Sashiko is in a big pinch!
However, Sashiko's fate is...
But you still have a long way to go.
Yes, I do.
But there's still a miracle waiting for you.
Please do your best.
Yes.
She's in a state of mind.
You're like "Tomorrow's Girl"'s final episode.
Don't turn white like your nose.
Don't burn up, Sasha.
Now, let's move on.
Let's do this one.
What kind of impersonation talent do you have?
This is...
Ah, but...
Ah, but... but... but... but... but...
Ah, but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but...
That has nothing to do with it, right?
It has nothing to do with it.
This is different.
Shall we start?
Now, the three of you, together...
Go ahead!
Maeda Ken-san.
That's too early to say that!
On the contrary, you said that a lot!
What?
She's been doing it for a long time. I've never seen it before!
I wrote the back of it.
And Tsuchida-san wrote "kabi"
korokke
It's the most orthodox.
"Korokke" is like a "kabi" material.
It's been like that since I was little.
And Noro-san wrote "kannazuki-san"
Yes.
She appeared in this show, too.
I was confused, too. I was told that I appeared in this show.
I wrote "kannazuki-san" again.
You should have written it.
I'm sorry.
Noro-chan is good at guessing.
You're good at guessing.
I'm sorry.
They barely made it.
Will they make up for it with the next question?
Let's move on to the next question.
What is the first thing you order
when you go to a Korean restaurant?
Let's go and find out.
Go ahead.
What is it?
Namru won.
Namru got 10 points.
Namru won.
You are funny.
Why are you laughing?
Because I like you.
You like me.
You are laughing.
What should I do?
Namru is a fate assistant.
I can't believe it.
Let's see if Namru will be the host.
Is this what you were wearing earlier?
No, it's a new one.
You were wearing it together!
I'm wearing a mask now.
I'm an assistant now.
I have eyes in my mouth.
What did you say?
I hope you'll treat me warmly.
I hope you'll treat me well.
A new vision has come to Otosako's throat.
This show is like a battle show.
I will fight!
Wear a mask!
Wear a mask and don't talk!
I'm coming!
I'll be back next week.
I'm sorry.
After commercials, "Are you really going to ride it?" begins!
"Adult Talk Variety," which began tonight, "Are you going to ride it?"
"A little adult idol group," "sdn48," which has finally begun!
Among them, "Are you going to ride it?" has become a little difficult recently.
Today's main MC is...
Nonty!
Are you going to ride it?
This show is Nonty's "A little adult talk variety."
Tonight's show is another adult-focused variety show, "Noro Kayo".
Thank you for joining us today, Ms. Noro.
Ms. Noro, you've competed in the A.K.A.G. M-1 as well, haven't you?
That's right. I've competed twice.
You're an adult, so M-1 is a competition for adults.
Have you competed twice?
I've competed twice.
How many times?
Both of them were twice.
So you've won both of them, right?
That's right.
That's impressive. Ms. Noro, where do you aim for in life?
That's where I'm lacking the most.
I just want to become a variety show expert.
An M.C., right?
Yes.
It's rare for an A.K.A.B. to participate in M-1.
Everyone sings and dances, and they work hard as idols and become actresses and such.
Idols tend to be pushed by their agencies and such,
but the entertainment industry doesn't push you at all.
"Come up on your own," I was told that pretty early on.
Even when I was 18, my agency told me that.
That's pretty early, isn't it?
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait for me!
But, you know, an M.C. is a group of sexy ladies.
Wait for me!
And you know, you're 38 years old...
Hey! Um...
Um!
Huh?!
Are you 36 years old?
If you're not wearing a mask, I won't talk to you.
I'm sorry.
It's not like that!
In the last match, I think I was too nice to you.
The staff was nice to you, too.
You haven't been smiling lately, but you've changed suddenly.
I think it's unfair.
It's not like that.
It's a show called "Let's get drunk."
It's not like that!
I won't talk to you anymore.
It's not like that!
I want you to do it again.
I want you to do it for the rest of your life.
I've heard you say "I want you to do it for the rest of your life" so many times in this show.
I want you to do it only once in your life.
Do what?
Matches.
Matches...
I'm counting on you.
The adult variety show has begun.
Let's talk about erotic things from now on.
You can't do it!
You can't do anything.
I can't do it.
I want you to do it for the rest of your life.
Let's do it one more time.
Originally, it was a show for Sashi Ara.
Can we do it?
Please.
It was a show for Sashiko.
I did it! I'm sorry!
What should we do?
Let's go over there.
Let's go!
She's not getting any better.
Sashiko decided which of the five games to play in order to win this match.
The first three players to play will win.
Sashiko will take revenge.
This is the fifth match of "Fire".
Now that you're ready, you're going to fight seriously, right?
Seriously.
I'll say it again, you're serious, too.
It wasn't serious.
Like "Itabashi".
No, "Itabashi" was really...
Okay, we know how you feel.
We have a microphone here.
If you hit the microphone, it'll be a microphone performance.
First of all, it's a microphone performance battle.
Norao!
I don't need a "san".
Norao!
You know...
It's like this.
It was my show at first, so...
Stop it!
Your honor is wrong.
Stop it!
Norao!
Change it a little.
Nashera!
Yes.
Speak up!
Yes.
You're doing your own show, aren't you?
Yes.
That's where the entertainment world starts.
Yes!
No matter how hard you think about it, we've decided to make up for it today!
Yes!
You're doing your own show, aren't you?!
Yes!
Tsuchida-san is also Tsuchida-san!
I've always thought of you as Nono-san while doing this show.
So, please do it properly today!
You've been doing it from the beginning.
You know it best, don't you?
Yes.
Your gratitude!
Yes.
Your greetings!
Yes.
Are you doing it properly?!
You can't do it like that!
Yes!
I understand!
I'll be careful!
Thank you in advance!
She's been doing it from the beginning.
Will she be able to win?!
The first match is...
I'm good at this!
Rock, paper, scissors!
The first match is...
Rock, paper, scissors!
The match is decided!
It's no longer a game without explanation!
Japanese players win!
We're ready now.
Tsuchida-san, you want me to stay straight, right?
Yes!
The view is quite narrow, though.
I can only see up to here.
If you can't see it, push the hammer from above.
I'm scared!
But...
It's justice to face it.
I understand.
Let's do it!
Yes!
Will Sashara's speed win?
Will Noru's power win?
Then...
Please start!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You lost!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You lost!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Sashiko's offense and defense are too weak!
Ms. Noro is the point player!
Yay!
But I'm not done yet.
Not yet, not yet.
I still have more to say about this.
Good, good, good.
Sashiko is still strong.
Will she recover?
Here we go.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Noro wins!
Sashiko lost too easily!
Her starting ability is weak!
Why does it always end up like this?
By the way, do you know about wearing a mask?
Even though you're confident in this game, you're losing.
It's kindness.
Oh, it's a handicap?
Yes.
A handicap against Ms. Noro?
That's right. Think about it.
I've thought about it.
Second round, what will it be?
Carbonated drinks drinking competition!
Wow, I've never heard of Ms. Sashara drinking carbonated drinks quickly!
Second round, carbonated drinks drinking competition!
Does Ms. Noro have an overwhelming advantage in looking?
Now, Sashimasukarasu.
Huh?
You're good at this, right?
This time...
Did you take it off?
This time...
It's a disadvantage, so I took it off.
If you have a mask, you can't drink it, right?
Yes.
Now, is it okay?
This time, it's carbonated drinks drinking competition.
Let's see how cleanly you can drink it quickly.
Cleanly?
Does that mean you're going to drink it up?
That's not it.
It's because you're white.
The studio can feel it.
I understand.
Will Ms. Noro or Sashiko be able to drink it cleanly and beautifully?
Are you ready?
Start!
What a plain face you have.
It's good!
No way... This is what Sashara-san said.
You look like you don't like carbonated drinks at all.
What do you think about it?
You're talking in a very small voice.
Ah! It's completely...
It's completely...
You have to do your best!
What is this? Tsuchiya-san, what was that?
This is the last one. The last spurt.
Time's up!
The winner of the second round of carbonated drinks drinking contest is...
Noro-san!
Congratulations!
You should just say it.
I can't do it anymore.
You know...
You cry every week on this show.
I can't do it anymore.
In the second round of carbonated drinks drinking contest Noro-san lost to Sashiko who cried every week.
Will it end in defeat?
What should I do?
Sashiko vs Nono-san. It took them 5 rounds to win.
Now, with 2 wins and 2 losses, Nono-san is in the lead.
Next!
Huh? There's more?
This is Nono-san's reach.
This is the last one!
If I win the next one, I can win the next one, right?
Yes, you can. If you lose the next one, it's over.
I think I can use the jersey.
Also, when people are talking, you have to be loud.
I can't help it.
Let's do our best. What's the next match?
The next match is...
Dekopin Endurance Match!
Ah, Dekopin Endurance Match...
The third match is...
The one who is pushed by Dekopin and speaks out loses!
It's a game in which you have to endure pain and be patient!
Sashihara-san, you've been playing Dekopin since you were a student.
It's my hobby.
I've been watching you. I think your power is Nono-san's.
Is that it?
My power is definitely Nono-san's.
Nono-san, from here...
I think it's impossible, but...
But...
This mask will protect me today!
What is that?!
I don't want to say this, but you're a piece of shit!
Will the match be decided so easily and will it continue?!
Or will Sashihara-san show a miracle reversal play?!
Now, let's play rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Now, Nono-san has won.
Nono-san, you'll go first, right?
Yes, I'll go first.
If you're pushed and speak out, you lose.
Yes.
Now, Nono-san will go first.
Please!
I'll go.
Say say say say say!
Oh no! Is it 'AG'?
Say say say say say!
I was totally fine!
C'mon!
I'm going in!
Suezuma, it's related to your senior book, okay?!
Mmhm!
Hey!
Oh!
Yes!
I named him names just now!
I sandinged some of it and when I saw my face, I was like…
When they replayed it, they did indeed say...
I defeated you reflecting Tsuchida's face!
I said algo, right?!
This match, Sashihara wins!
I did it!
Sashiko's counterattack from Noro!
Finally, one win!
It hurts...
Noro's cute side has been revealed!
I was a maiden.
A maiden's part...
It's been a good match.
So far, Noro has 2 points and Sashihara has 1 point.
Really? Then we can move on to the next match, right?
Yes! What will be the next match?
It's back! Tsuntomo match!
This is a pretty dangerous match.
The fourth match is Tarai Tsuntomo match!
2 meters tall and weighing in at 0.5 kilograms,
he will try to stop a tarai with a string with his own intuition!
The one whose head and tarai are closest wins!
However, if he hits a tarai, he will be disqualified!
OK, let's do rock-paper-scissors!
OK!
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
High school!
High school is fast!
OK, Satiana, you go first!
OK, please have a seat!
I'm scared!
Don't you need a helmet?
Helmet? This one?
No, not this one.
I don't need a helmet, of course!
Oh, you do!
What?
OK, please have a seat!
OK, I do!
No, you don't!
OK...
You don't need it...
You don't need it at all!
Oh, I'm scared!
When you release your hand and catch it again,
I want you to measure the distance between your head and the tarai.
OK, look at the tarai!
It's handmade by our staff!
OK, let's do it!
Satiana, please!
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
Here we go!
Yay!
Hoss...
Oh, no!
You're disqualified!
Hoss...
Oh, no!
Hoss...
Oh, no!
Hoss...
Oh, no!
Sashiko is disqualified due to poor technique!
Ouch!
Cut!
Cut, cut, cut!
Why did it turn out like this?
I've never seen such a slow start!
But it's 0cm!
No, you're out!
What?!
No, you're out!
Can you do it one more time?
No, you can't!
You can't cry anymore!
It was 0cm!
But...
it hurt!
OK, now I'll punch you in the head!
Now, it's Noro's turn!
OK!
Will Koukou Noro be disqualified and decide the match?!
Three...
Two...
One...
Here we go!
OK!
The winner is Noro!
Congratulations!
Noro, once you talk, she grabs you right away. With a record of only a few centimeters, she easily knocks down Sashiko!
OK! The battle is over.
You always...
This time it's you! You hit me with your own hands!
That's weird!
Please, I'm really sorry!
Even if you tell me, I'm in trouble. It's going to be Noro and me.
Noro, I'm begging you!
Sashiko, out of love for the show, is serious.
And Noro's decision is...
It's OK, you're a cute junior.
You're so kind, Noro! Thank you!
When I see you, I can feel your love for Sashiko.
You think so?
No, I don't think so.
That's what fans think of you.
In the end, Sashiko wins the show with a thorn in her side!
The main character, Sashiko, returns to her usual self!
Thank you, Noro!
"MOSHIDORA" will finally be released this Saturday!
"Management"?
"Baseball Club" is...
What's "customers"?
The main role is A.K.A. "B-48" Maeda Atsuko!
If a high school baseball city manager calls you "management" of a strucker...
Everyone, please go to the movie theater and watch it!
And "MOSHIDORA"'s theme song "Everyday Worker" is on sale now!
Please pay attention to Sashiko in the music video, too!
In addition, "NOT YET", the long-awaited second single, will be released this summer!
For more details, please wait just a little longer!
Right now, we'd like to ask our viewers...
Is it time for you to cry? If you're not good at it, you won't be able to overcome it!
Or, "Sashi's feelings of love for this show came out a lot!"
Thank you for your valuable opinions!
"Sashiko's Miracle Breaking News 7th Place"!
Last time, you were 19th place, right? That's 7th place, right?
It's only breaking news, isn't it?
You're going to miss this one!
Next time...
"Sashiko's Improvisation Lesson"!
What was that?
I thought you were a father.
A father?
I'm glad you're me!
Sashiko's Improvisation Lesson!