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A national idol group, AKB48!
Today, it's finally released, "Everyday Cashew Shop"!
In that PV, the main MC of the show, Chida Chida, can only be seen glancing back and forth!
Chida Chida and Chida Chihara Rino!
This show has Chida Chida's many talents!
In order to make Chida Chida an idol from a year ago, Chida Chida producer gives her various orders every time!
As a result of that, Chida Chida New Members Association, which is organized by sponsors and others, will award Chida Chida!
Since the start of the show, the worst situation for Chida Chida is...
The strongest blind man on earth attacks the show!
I'm not attacking you!
Where are you going?
Sashiko and the show's MC will battle it out!
It's been so long, it's been so long!
It's been a while, it's been a while!
What will happen to Sashiko?
This is annoying.
I'm getting irritated.
Good morning!
Come here!
Excuse me. Good morning.
Come here.
There's a camera, so line up properly.
What kind of show is this?
It's "Sashiko no Kuseni".
That's right.
It's your show.
You know...
Yes?
There are a lot of voices saying it's not worth it.
Why is that?
AKB fans are saying you're doing a great job, but...
I don't think you can do it like this.
Yes.
This show can't go on like this.
Yes.
I want you...
Yes.
I want you to be given a tougher task.
What is it?
I want you to compete with various people for this show.
What?! You did it with Kitahara!
That was terrible!
What?!
You did it with Kitahara!
Kitahara challenged Sashiko no Kuseni for their 10th show.
I'm about to cry! I'm about to cry! I'm about to cry!
That was terrible.
I don't think you can do it like this.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I don't think you can do it like this.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
However, Sashiko no Kuseni had to compete with various people for this show.
I don't want you to do it like this.
I was surprised when I saw the show.
What?
You were surprised when you saw the show?
Yes.
Weren't you surprised when you watched the show with me?
I was a little surprised.
I was very surprised after I saw the show.
I was surprised in a different way.
I thought you wouldn't do it like this, but you did it like this.
That's motivation.
We're good friends. You're Nana, right?
Yes.
I don't want you to compete with Nana.
Yes.
So I'm calling a blind man this time.
What?! No! No! I worked hard for it!
I'm serious about this show.
The title might change from the beginning.
Are you serious?
I'm serious, I'm serious.
I worked hard for it, and you decided it for me.
This time, we only have an hour of recording time.
That's amazing.
Why are you talking in such a low voice?
Let's do it right away.
Yes, I understand.
Please!
Hey!
Hey, you!
Good morning, Lucky Radio.
Good morning, everyone.
I'm sorry for calling you.
No, thank you.
Thank you.
Hey!
Isn't that Noro?
Former AKB48, Noro Kayo!
She's been working for SDN48 for 100 years now.
She's a senior at SDN48.
Why did you call her?
It's what happened after watching the match against Kitahara.
So, you lost against Kitahara.
Yes.
And now you're in front of Oshima.
You can't do this, can you?
Is there anyone else in AKB?
Noro-san.
Noro-san?
Noro-san of SDN.
Oh, Noro-san.
Yes.
Let's call Noro-san.
Noro-san is your senior, right?
Senior. He's a great senior.
He's a great senior, right?
Oh, that's fine. Let's have a match like that.
We're in the same generation, so let's have a match like this.
That's right.
Let's call Noro-san.
Noro... Noro-san?
Why?
I'm a little relieved.
Why?
Don't be relieved!
Don't lick me!
What do you think will happen if a bad sound comes out?
What? Are you looking down more than before?
No, that's not it.
What about Noro-san?
Is Noro-san your senior?
Let's play a game that we came up with for this show.
You two will play against each other.
Yes!
The one who wins will be the main.
Yes!
I want a kammuri bandi!
Let's do "norokayo".
From "muraishu" to "norokayo".
What do you mean "norokayo"?
"Norokayo" in hiragana.
If Sashiko loses this game,
"konna kanji" will be the title from "raishu"!
And in the new show,
Sashihara will wear this costume and be an assistant!
OK, this time,
the one who will advance in this game...
Yes!
I would like to call this person.
Sugi-san, please!
What?!
See, it's Sugi-san!
Isn't it more cheerful when you come like this?
What?!
This time, among these four people,
Sugi-san is the one who is more nervous than anyone else!
That's a promise you can't break, right?
Now, I would like to explain the rules.
The rules are...
"sashihara", "norokayo"
which one will team up with Sugi-san?
"olympic game"!
Yeah!
"olympic game" is...
By asking various questions to "tsuchida", "sashihara", and "norokayo",
the three of them will present their answers at the same time with flips!
The one who has 10 "tsuchida"s and their answers exactly matched first will win!
If the judgment is subtle, "tsuchida"s decision will determine the points!
I would like to ask you about your enthusiasm, "sashihara".
How is it?
We've been together for three months now,
so I'm definitely confident!
You and "tsuchida" have been together for a long time, right?
That's right!
"tsuchida" and "norokayo" know each other, right?
Yes!
What do you like about "norokayo"?
As I thought, his beard!
She's trying to kill you!
Well, well, well, please calm down!
"tsuchida" and "norokayo" get along well.
Who is suitable for hosting the show?
"sashiko" or "norokayo"?
The competition is finally starting!
Now, I'd like to move on to the game, but...
By the way, "sashiara" and "norokayo" get bigger each time they get a point.
The screen?
The screen!
And if "sashiara" loses, she'll be like beans all the time.
And "sashiko" won't be able to date.
That's scary!
She's smaller than my wife!
She's like beans, like red beans.
Now, I'd like to get started!
Yes!
First of all...
What is "norokayo"'s motto?
Do you have any hints? No questions?
Let's go with "norokayo" first.
No matter how much you like "norokayo"...
Are you confident, "sashiko"?
I am! I'm very confident!
Of course you are! You've been doing it for a long time!
I haven't been doing it for three months!
That's right! You've been doing it for a long time!
That's right!
Now, you're ready, right?
Yes!
Now, let's do it together!
Go ahead!
Yes!
"sashiko" is "onara".
Yes!
"tsutsuya" is "sode ni kapi kapi gohan ga tsuiteru".
Yes!
"norokayo" is...
I don't like "soyouderu" either.
I know!
"sode ni kapi kapi gohan ga tsuiteru".
It works for any pretty girl.
And "norokayo" is...
"hanakusumekusumimikuso" is "sandaikuso".
"kuso" series!
It's totally "norokayo".
Yes!
That means...
"norokayo" gets a point!
Yes!
Awesome!
I saw it!
There are a lot of questions, so you can answer as many as you like.
It's the first one, so it's the first one.
That's right.
It's a good start.
It's the first one, so...
Next up is...
"sukina tabemono".
It looks easy, but it's difficult because it's wide.
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's difficult.
Yes.
Well, if you're with me, you'll know what it is.
Well, this is...
I know!
That's right!
I know!
That's right!
Yes!
Well, that's good.
Yes, that's good.
I'm starting to smile a lot.
Well, let's get started!
Here you go!
Ta-dah!
Yes!
"Okonomiyaki"!
"Kiraina mono" is "tsukemono"!
"Okonomiyaki" and "desert" is "crepe"!
What?
"outerut" is "crepe"!
What?!
What are you going to do?!
- This is... - This is...
- One point each, right? - Yes!
- Yay! - Yay!
- The two of you get points! - Yay!
- But I know "hate" and "hate" too!
The problem is what you like to eat.
Here is the next question.
What do you want to go abroad for the most right now?
This is an easy question if you know Shida's hobbies!
Give a chance to Sashiko, who is always by your side!
Please answer correctly!
- You two, at the same time. - Go ahead!
I write quite a lot.
- Spain, Italy and England. - Why?
If it's a country name, you can't give a chance.
- That's right! - Barcelona is a country.
- What is Barcelona? - Country...
- What? - Country.
- Barcelona is a country? - Yes.
- This is no good... - No, no, no!
- So please, please, please! - No points!
- No point! - No!
- That's why you can't give a chance! - Why? That's mean!
- Barcelona is a city in which country? - What?
- So, Barcelona is... - No points!
- Barcelona is Spain. - No points!
I said it, but please don't make fun of me!
- I'm serious about this! - I only wrote one.
Let's move on!
- What do you want to be when you are reborn? - I believe in this.
- Job. - What do you want to be when you are reborn?
- So, what do you really want to be when you are reborn? - I know what you mean!
- I believe in this. - I believe in this, too.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
Let's go at the same time!
- Sashiko, beautiful woman. - Yes.
- And... Kodak! - Yes.
Isn't this correct?
- No, I'm a beautiful woman. - What?
- I'm a beautiful woman. - What?
- This is totally different. - Correct!
- I knew it! - But beautiful woman may be Kodak.
- So, is it Kodak? - No!
- That's a joke! - That's a joke!
- That's terrible! - But beautiful woman may be Kodak.
- So, it's not Sashiko. - That's terrible!
- I like Tsutsuda and Noro's energy. - Yes, it's good.
It's easy for me to do this today.
Sashiko lost her points by digging her own pocket.
Will she get her points back?
Let's go!
Where do you wash your body first?
I'm sorry, but I'll just write it down.
It's okay, you can just write it down.
It depends on how energetic you are.
Let's go!
Head.
Left... Left chest.
- Isn't it left and left? - Yes, it is.
- Left... - What?
- Left... It's the same here. - It's the same.
- Which one is it? - It's left.
- Huh? - It's not in.
- Then, it's Noro's turn. - Thank you!
- It's in. - It's in!
- What is it? - Because...
It's just that it's on the left.
- It's not even on the left. - That's right.
You're all cheating!
You're all doing this because you want to quit drinking.
No, we're not!
What would you have done if you didn't have to give points to either of them?
This is the worst!
Be fair! Please judge fairly!
That's why I'm here today.
I'm Mr. Fair.
Damn it! I really don't like this!
Are you a 10-point player?
Yes, I'm a 10-point player.
That's not good.
It's not good.
By the way, the photo booth is getting smaller and smaller.
Oh, I see!
It's getting bigger and bigger!
That's right.
Noro is getting bigger and bigger!
I don't like it anymore!
Are you okay with your age?
I'm an idol!
Even if I get old, I'm an idol!
After this, Sashiko will get smaller and smaller!
I'm getting teary-eyed!
Sashiko versus SDGEN's Noro!
They tested their compatibility with Tsuchida, who hosted the show.
Now, it's 5-1, and Noro is in the lead!
Let's move on to the next topic.
Speaking of AKB48...
We shouldn't be so excited about this, should we?
That's right.
Can I write it down seriously?
Please write it down seriously.
My hands are shaking! What should I do?
You're an idol, so close your knees a little more.
I can't do it anymore. What should I do?
You're like an old man.
Oh, but the screen is small, so you don't know.
Let's move on to the next topic.
Maeda Atsuko...
Akihabara...
Huh?
This is...
You're kidding me!
Are you serious?
Is "aki" in it? Is "aki" in it?
Huh?
It's not in it.
You're kidding me!
You got a point!
What?
That's mean!
Don't forget!
No, no, no!
The answer is different, but it's correct!
It's true! It's true!
That's weird!
Huh?
Because "aki" has nothing to do with it!
That's amazing!
That's because it says "Akihabara".
Because "a" and "k" are "aki".
That's right.
Wow!
Out of all of these kanjis, "aki" came up!
There are so many kanjis in the world!
That's right!
The lower one is the same, and the upper one is the same.
I think it's a perfect match.
It doesn't make sense, but I'm tearing up!
It doesn't make sense anymore!
But I don't think you'll know what I'm tearing up about on TV!
The screen is so small!
I can't take it anymore!
It's so small!
I can't take it anymore! It's over!
I can't take it anymore!
It's so small!
Next up is this one.
Pose when you have a headache.
Huh?
It's a pose this time.
I don't have to write it down?
Yes.
Everyone, are you ready?
Yes.
Go ahead!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop!
First of all, let's see what you're doing and where you're doing it.
Sashihara-san is putting her hand on her head and only her right hand is on her head.
Tsuda-san is putting both of her fists on her hair.
And Noro-san is also putting her hands on her hair.
Both of her hands.
Which means...
You're high-class!
It's so...
It's high-class!
I didn't think it would be this different!
The screen isn't that thin right now!
You can only hear my voice, right?
I've come all the way here...
After seven questions, Sashiko has only one point.
Will it end without doing anything?
I want to experience it!
Sashiko vs. SBN Noro!
The compatibility test with Tsuchida, who hosted the show!
The current score is 6 points! Will Sashiko be able to catch up?
Don't worry. If you work hard, you'll be fine, Sashiko.
Yes.
If something like this happens on this show...
That's good, that's good, that's good.
It's a little disadvantageous, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Let's continue with this.
Tsuchida's blood type is...
You don't know this, do you?
No.
But you have four choices.
That's right.
But I know you, Sashihara.
I think I know.
You don't know?
No, I don't know.
I don't know much about it.
Well, everyone, don't worry.
Yes.
Go ahead!
Yay!
You did it!
Yes! Points!
Big and Smile!
Can I catch up like this?
Yes!
I understand!
They managed to get two points with the service question!
The difference is five points!
Sashiko, will you become stupid from now on?
Well, let's continue with this.
Yes!
What does a man want a woman to cook for him?
Oh!
You're fast, aren't you?
Yes.
I'm confident now.
Your nose is red.
I'm confident now.
You're confident now.
Your makeup is messed up.
I'm confident now.
Your makeup is messed up.
I'm confident now.
Your makeup is messed up.
It doesn't matter.
Well, did you draw it?
Yes, we did.
Let's go with it at the same time.
Go ahead!
It's meat! It's meat! It's meat!
I can't find it at all.
Well, let's go with the next question.
Describe this program in one word.
That's the only way.
Here we go again with the service question.
Point-getting challenge!
Even though it's true,
the two of you who came here with Ms. Tsuya
can't be called a show, can you?
It's hard for people who watch TV to understand.
It's like you're saying something really small.
It's like you're saying something like "there's a bunch of greens in here."
Stop it. Wait a minute.
Okay, let's do it together.
Go ahead!
Love
Even though you're a kid, Tsuchida-san
What does "love" mean?
Is that what "love" means?
"Love" is...
What does "love" mean?
This show sent you "love", didn't it?
"Love" means a lot of things, doesn't it?
Isn't "love" six words?
What? Is "love" six words?
"Love" is six words, isn't it?
One, two, three, four, five, six...
It's seven words.
So, you have no points.
Oh, thank goodness!
Oh, no!
I'm starting to get numb. What should I do?
There's no such thing as "love", is there?
Next up is this one.
When you're thirsty, what do you drink?
I should write this according to Tsuchida-san, right?
That's right.
Tsuchida-san knows it, doesn't he?
Soccer, of course.
Ah, yes.
That's how it is.
Is everyone ready?
Go ahead!
"Beer", "pocari", "water"!
"Sparabara"...
You don't drink much, do you?
I don't drink much.
You don't, do you?
Yes.
Take it away!
What's wrong with you?
Come on!
Okay!
When you're depressed, what do you do?
You have two or three, don't you?
I...
I won't forget Tsuchida-san's words.
I see.
Ah, if you follow those keywords...
Okay, I'll also follow your words.
I see.
When you're depressed, what do you do?
It's getting boring.
I want to do something, too!
She's laughing.
I want to do something!
Okay, you three.
Let's do it together.
Go ahead!
Hey, what's wrong with you?!
It's me!
What's wrong with you?!
It's weird!
Why?!
I was born and raised in Itabashi.
But "Takashima Daira" was the longest show on this show!
It was broadcasted in four weeks and five weeks, and "Takashima Daira" was broadcasted from the front.
It's my first show!
It's your first show, but...
I'm talking about "Trend Liger"!
Is there such a miracle?!
Even though you weren't born and raised in Itabashi!
Is there?!
It's over!
I can't stop crying!
It's been a while since I cried like this!
Since "Trend Liger"!
Anyway...
You know...
You're rich!
No way!
I didn't know you were born and raised in Itabashi!
I really didn't know!
But you haven't lost yet...
To be honest, I thought you wouldn't wear it if you said you were born and raised in Itabashi!
Yes.
She's in a bad mood.
Sashko, who is the main character of this show, belongs to NOT YET!
Thanks to this unit, 8,500 people have joined the first live event!
Thanks to you, it's a big success!
So, what is NOT YET riding now?
This summer, the long-awaited second single will be released!
As soon as the details are decided, we'll make a big push on this show, too!
That famous movie "MOSHIDORA" is finally about to be released!
Management?
What does "customer" mean in the definition of a baseball club?
The main cast is AKB48's Maeda Yotsuko, who is respected by Sashko!
If high school baseball girls' managers call them "dressers' management",
they'll be excited!
Also, "EVERYDAY CUSTOMER", which is also in the first title of "MOSHIDORA",
will finally be released today!
Of course, Sashko, the host of this show, is also in the music video!
So, everyone, please watch it!
Viewers are saying that even if the prank is exposed, the progress is rough. They want us to train our MC skills more seriously.
Sashiko, you look like you're having a hard time, but you're cute!
Next week, a serious battle between the hosts!
Will Sashiko, who has been given an overwhelming responsibility, be able to protect her position as a host?
The battle will be...
Because I like you!
Maedacco, Oshima Yuko, and Sashiharari's mobile world has finally appeared!
Acchan will let you know when the phone rings.
Acchan will show up on the alarm.
Acchan will tell you how to receive emails.
Of course, Yuko, Sashiko, and Kitarie's mobile world is also being offered!
Your mobile will be dyed in Acchan's color!
Search for "Maedacco" now!
I've been longing for tonight.
What do you want to eat?
Yes! Did you hear me?
See you!
Are you okay?! Hang in there!