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AKB48 is a national idol group.
"Everyday Kachūsha" is also on sale soon.
The main MC of this show is the one who only appears in that PV.
Sashiko and Sashihara Rino.
This show is Sashiko Training Variety.
Since Sashiko became an idol a year ago,
Tsuchida gives various orders every time.
As a result of that, Sashiko Training Variety, which is organized by TV sponsors, receives a lot of votes.
The order Sashiko will try this time is...
Invite Tsuchida, who is in charge of this show.
This time, Sashiko will invite Tsuchida as a surprise guest.
What is this?
But it's all a lie!
In the past, this was just a prelude to Sashiko's reverse prank!
This time, we are visiting Musashiko-yama Shopping Street, Palm.
Palm.
We would like to send you off from here.
It's a big shopping street.
It's a very famous shopping street, but I don't know what I'm going to do this time.
That's right.
Today, we are going to pick up Chichida-san, who is usually in Palm.
Did you come to the shopping street to pick her up?
Yes.
I would like to go to a better shop if possible.
We have a plan in mind.
Really?
I've been curious about it for a while.
The clerk of Gindaco has been looking at you with scary eyes.
It's him!
I'll make my superior embarrassed!
The clerk of Gindaco has been looking at you like that.
Thank you very much.
Are you going to Palm this time?
That's right.
In addition, I'm usually lazy, but I'd like you to see me grow up.
Yes.
Let's do it right away.
Yes, let's do it right away.
You've grown up, haven't you?
Let's do it right away.
Shall we do it?
Yes.
It's started.
Only Sashiko thinks it's going to be fun.
In the end, she's waiting for the opposite of fear.
A few hours ago...
Sashiko comes in as usual without knowing anything.
This is not an ordinary program, but it is also the first time for them to have such a careful meeting.
Yes, since they entered the set, they have already started the counter-prank.
This time, we are doing a surprise meeting.
We will meet Tsuchida-san with Sashihara-san's guidance.
Of course, they don't usually show any scripts.
The word "sashihara guidance" makes Sashiko nervous.
So, first of all, watch Sashihara-san's "seriousness" with warm eyes.
How is it? Do you often come to the shopping district?
I often come to the shopping district.
Really?
When I came here today, I arrived a little early, so I'm going to eat.
What did you eat?
I wanted to eat Italian food.
It's fashionable.
Hand-pulled hamburger looks delicious.
Hamburger looks delicious.
Blueberg.
Look at this.
What is it?
Sashihara Rino.
That's what we were talking about.
Speaking of which, you know the real estate agency that Sashihara runs, right?
We can't lose to them. Look at this.
Ueshima Coffee.
It's the coffee that Ryu-chan puts in.
It's a little secretive and has a little bit of emojis in it.
It's very manly, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Well, it's about time.
It's about time for you to come, but...
It's not about time at all.
That's weird.
Walking in the shopping district.
That's right, but it should be around here, so please wait a minute.
Well, it's fun. It's fun with this, isn't it?
That's right.
Why do you think the viewers are stopping now?
Because a car is passing by.
Without moving forward.
It's a game line, isn't it?
It's a game line.
Oh, it's AQB.
Wow, you're right!
Is it there?
It's not there!
It's not there?
It wasn't there!
This is terrible!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...
Oh, 12 is impossible!
Hey!
This is terrible!
Look! Look! Look!
It's probably a non-official one, isn't it?
It's unofficial!
So, it's better to blur your face.
You're excited about something, aren't you?
That's right!
Look!
But it's blurred!
Look!
The storm next door is blurred, too.
The road in front of you is blurred, too.
AQB goods...
Hey, can I say something?
Sure.
You know, the goal is quite close.
This shopping street is quite long.
Wouldn't it have been better if we started from the opposite direction?
But still...
It's fine.
It's such a boring program.
It's novel, isn't it?
It's fine.
I used to watch a lot of TV programs in the 80s.
It's fine.
Because...
Does Ms. Summers feel like this every time?
Shaking, shaking, shaking...
From here in the sky at 50 meters...
While talking in silence...
Finally...
It's about time...
My recommended shop is around here...
Here it is!
It's a recycle shop!
It's Ms. Tifana!
Can I ask you something? The Italian restaurant we ate at earlier...
That's where it is!
What?! Why?!
That Italian flag is where we ate breakfast, right?
Thank you for waiting! Finally, the set-up starts!
In the shop, if Tsuchida finds the present that Sashiko has prepared, she gets it!
It's a surprise set-up!
Is there anything that Tsuchida would like?
Oh, but it's cheap here, right?
Look, it's Louis Vuitton's animals, look at this, Coach, Chanel, Rizet Salsa, Louis Vuitton, Louis Vuitton, and again Louis Vuitton, and here is the purchase counter.
What? Really? 86,100 yen? That's 24,800 yen in total.
No, it's not like that.
It's my autograph. An autographed towel and an autographed bookmark.
How is it? Don't you need it?
Yes, I don't need it.
That's why I'm going to show you an exhibit this time.
Ano Sasko's Otakara jersey which is featured in a Kammuri program.
Don't you think it's amazing?
Yes.
But you don't want it, do you?
I don't need it.
What?
I don't need it at all.
Then what do you want?
What is it? Isn't it amazing?
Yes.
This is Ronaldinho.
Mr. Tsuchida, what day is it today? What am I doing today?
It's Settai, isn't it?
Yes, it's Settai.
Today, I'm going to give you that jersey as a gift.
What? Really?
Yes, it's for real.
Sasko is going to make Tsuchida popular with his autographed Ronaldinho jersey.
Yes.
What is this?
Please wear it if you like it.
You're not wearing it, are you?
And you're wearing it with Sasko's autograph!
No, no, no!
You're terrible, Fujino-san!
Can I not go to this shop?
No, you can't go to this shop!
Why do you want to go to this shop?
What is this?
It's a collaboration of my autograph and Fujino- san's autograph.
Who wrote this?
Wasn't it Fujino-san?
Well, you know...
Don't judge me like that!
I've never seen such a terrible autograph!
It's not sold well.
Besides, it's a replica.
I want to reproduce it with its number.
But look at this magic!
There's no such a sloppy fake!
And you know what you shouldn't do?
It's stuck.
You have to buy a new one.
I understand. I'll be careful.
It looks fun.
You don't have to buy a bra.
It's okay.
A-cup! A-cup!
Stop it!
A-cup! A-cup!
Stop it! If Musashi-kun sees you, he'll find out.
A-cup?
No, it's triple A.
It's triple A?
You look like a cool A-bex.
Triple A.
There's also a bakery.
Wow!
It smells good!
I'm so hungry!
Wow!
Is it that bad?
It's so good!
What are you doing?
What will you do in the future?
Oh!
I can see it over there!
What is it?
I took you there today.
It's a photo shop!
A photo shop is good, but...
Yes?
The shop is closed, isn't it?
It's closed.
It's closed, but...
Photoshop Otanabe-san!
Next up is a photo shop!
You can put your memories of Tsuchida-san in a shop window and be immersed in nostalgia!
It's a surprise set!
Can you make Tsuchida-san high this time?
Excuse me!
Oh my! That's wonderful!
What? What?
I don't make such a joke.
It's not a joke!
Have you ever seen it somewhere?
I don't know it particularly.
It's Tsuchida-san's photo!
That's right.
What? More!
Like "It's embarrassing, so don't do it!"
Oh, stop it!
Why do you do that to me?
I've prepared it.
But, more! More! More!
In such a place...
Ta-da!
It's too tight!
This is a common phrase.
This is...
There was a time like this.
It's my family's room.
You've changed!
No, I'm wearing this now.
It's definitely...
No, but it's good, isn't it?
Are you embarrassed?
I'm not embarrassed. I'm not...
Ta-da!
It's a rejection, but it's also a rejection.
What kind of rejection is it?
You're happy to see an old photo, aren't you?
It's a rejection!
It can't end like this!
You have a rough faith!
You don't even like it!
I don't like it, but...
And!
It can't end like this!
Look at this!
Ta-da!
Face praise!
Hey, um, I really want you to stop this.
Ta-da! Face praise! I prepared a signboard!
Hey, um, I really want you to stop this. I don't care about my chin, but you can't use this!
He's a salaryman and it's been ten years! You can't mess with him!
Today, let's take a picture with this face praise signboard!
Oh, do you remember this time?
Yes! Don't forget the picture! Please wrap it around here!
Oh, this is it!
Yes!
One plus one is?
Two! Please say it!
Why don't you say it?
No, no, I can't speak!
I put my chin out and I can't speak!
That's right!
OK, let's go!
OK, one plus one is?
Two!
Thank you very much!
How was it? Did you feel nostalgic?
This show doesn't have budget, so we have to do it like this!
We don't have budget! We hope it will be a good memory!
Thank you very much!
There are some old cameras.
Let's go over there!
Go back?
Yes!
It's novel!
Even though it's slimy, it's a counter-prank!
It's fun, isn't it? Except for shopping.
Except for shopping, we just go around and don't go into shops.
We don't go into shops.
It's fun!
Next!
The last shop that you can go in slowly.
It's this shop!
"Namahamu"!
It's very delicious!
Yes! You can drink as much as you like!
Yes! Let's go in!
They came to an Italian shop!
They rent the second floor and eat "gochisousamadeshita"!
However, what did Sashiko prepare for "gochisousamadeshita"?!
Tsuchida-san!
I'll go now, so please wait for me!
Ah!
Perhaps...
That's right!
Carpaccio with water octopus!
Popular ranking 2nd place!
It's not like that!
I thought you'd be happy about it, so I prepared this!
It's a set item. What is it?
3, 2, 1...
Ta-dah!
What's this?!
Tsuchida-san!
Congratulations!
Eh? But my birthday is September 9th.
- It has nothing to do with it. - Isn't the cake amazing?
Ehh, gross.
- Can we eat this? - Yes, all of us.
No, no, why should I eat my own face?
If that's the case, make it like "Shoujo Jidai" or "Kana" or something.
Today, in commemoration of 2Cool, we've prepared two candles.
And these aren't birthday candles!
This is like "Butsunan" roast beef.
What a mess.
- And so... - This is terrible.
Happy birthday!
Hey, say it with your right hand.
- I'll follow you for now. - Happy birthday!
- You don't like it, do you? - Happy birthday!
Tsuchida-san's birthday a little while ago...
I said September 9th. It's just after that.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Please blow out the candles!
Happy birthday!
- It's a little messy, isn't it? - What?
- It's a little messy this week, isn't it? - Do you think so?
No, it's fine.
- You have to take it out first. - Yes.
Why are you so angry now?
- What's wrong with you? - I'm not angry.
The staff will eat it later, too.
So you have to...
- What's wrong with you? - What do you mean?
- I have a knife here. - No way.
It's dangerous.
Let's eat.
You eat this much?
It's high in calories.
- How is it? - Yes.
- It's good as a cake. - Is it good?
- I knew it! - It's really good.
While Tsuchida-san is eating the cake,
we'll do "night view magic"!
Is there a party that doesn't get this excited?
Please!
Let me explain Tsuchida's prank strategy!
First, Tsuchida will break the memory frame that he made for the first time in his life!
When Tsuchida takes off his cap, it's actually a fake one!
He'll take out the real one and make Tsuchida feel relieved!
That's what Tsuchida thinks, but in reality, Tsuchida will do it!
No matter which one he breaks, the broken one is the real one, so he'll do the reverse prank!
That's all for now, please enjoy the reverse prank!
Here it is! Do you know what it is?
What do you think it is?
A house?
That's right! This is the house that Tsuchida-san made for the first time!
That's what he says, but this is a fake one that the staff made!
You know, I don't think it's good for me to put all of this in my house!
Don't worry! Don't worry!
I don't have any tools or tricks!
I'm going to use this cloth!
Ta-da!
And from here...
I took out a tonkatsu!
Watch me! Here I go!
You're dropping a lot!
Oh!
Don't you think it's broken?
It's a pork cutlet, so...
Ta-da!
Bang!
What?
Failure! I'll do it again!
Huh?
Hey!
What's the difference?
Don't you think so?
Then...
Safety! This one is real!
Ta-da!
What do you mean?
This one is Tsuchida-san's.
No, no, no.
Mine is this one, too.
What? Isn't it this one?
No, no. It's wrong.
What? Is this one the real one?
Isn't it the real one?
What?
Isn't it the real one?
What?
No, no, no...
This is a bit...
That's not right...
Is it?
Is it not?
Huh?
Huh? It was real.
It was this one.
But this one is real, isn't it?
No, no, no, no...
It's not for sale anymore.
"B" scale...
Is this real?
No, no, no... It can't be helped.
This is an unbelievable sight!
"B" scale...
What's more, it's obvious that it's shocking!
No, no, no... It can't be helped.
Even if you turn the camera, it's a little...
No, not at all.
I can't take it anymore!
I really wanted to throw up.
But...
Look at me.
But it's terrible!
Turn around and look at me!
Every line is blurred!
It's been like this for a long time!
But it's weird!
There's no T-shirt under my shirt, so it's weird!
In the end, the prank was a huge success!
It may seem like it, but Tsuchida pointed out something.
I told her that the prank was a huge success, but it wasn't a success at all.
Because I thought I would be pranked.
I thought so, too.
I thought it was weird in the morning.
I couldn't let her have the first prize.
No one told you what you were thinking, right?
Right?
But we noticed it a long time ago.
Because you were naked in front of the make-up artist.
Let's check the video with a hidden camera.
And after the staff left...
It's good.
There's more.
To the second prize...
That's amazing.
I didn't expect you to be so bold.
The other way around.
You bastard.
Why did Sashiko, who should know everything, cry?
I thought I could stop her at some point, but I did it in the end.
I thought it was a lie and nothing happened.
I was scared, but I thought you were really angry.
So you're saying it was a big success?
It was a big success. I thought it was a lie.
You thought you could pull a prank on me, but you really did it.
That's right.
And finally, at the end of the show...
On the back of the judge...
It says "Prank Success."
Sashiko, who was overwhelmed by the bad atmosphere and the atmosphere of the place.
Here's some ear-pleasing information.
From June 4th...
Finally!
Management?
What is the definition of "baseball club" and "customers"?
A.K.A. "D-48" and "Mild Up" movies...
If a female manager of a baseball club calls the manager of a drucker club...
It will be a big regret soon!
And this "everyday" blogger, who is also a reporter of "moshizora"...
It will be released on the 25th of this month!
So, let me show you a little bit of it!
Currently, viewers have some positive opinions, such as "keep teaching manners" or "let's do it a little better" and "it's starting to taste good".
This week, the rumored SDN lord has been caught red- handed and is about to be kicked out of the show's menu.
Don't look at me like that! You're making me cry just by looking at me like that!
- Don't look at me like that! - Don't look at me like that!
Look, look, you're barely showing your face right now!
- Don't look at me like that! - Don't look at me like that! - Don't look at me like that!
Sorry, I kept you waiting!
- Don't look at me like that! - Don't look at me like that!
- Want some? - No.
Because I'm left-handed.