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AKB48, which is becoming a national idol group!
Among them, the main MC of this show, Sashiko aka Sashihana Dido, who was elected in June and whose celebration mood was blown away at once!
This show is Sashiko X variety!
In order to make Sashiko an idol one year in advance, producer Tsuchida gives her various orders every time!
As a result of Sashiko X variety, which is organized by program sponsors and others, being evaluated every week!
This time, Sashiko X variety will try a new challenge!
A special project! AKB's Kitahara has come to get results!
What's wrong with you?
Huh? It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Cornering and cornering! A ten-game match!
Don't A-top me for nothing!
Yes!
Furthermore, a new project which is too novel!
Software works well!
It's started!
That's it.
This time, I'd like to send it from Romantei-san in Shimbashi.
Well, as for why I'd like to send it from Romantei-san this time,
it's because our main character will appear in "Sanma Goten" after this.
Well, it's close to "Nitteri".
I'd like to send it from Romantei-san in Shimbashi.
Well, I'd like to send it from the entrance of Romantei-san's house.
Well, it's spring now, but it's a little cold.
Now, I'd like to call our show's main character.
Main!
Yes, hello.
Ah, hello.
Pleased to meet you.
Ah, have you learned courtesy?
Today, I've learned courtesy and came back.
Well, from what I've heard,
in Gindaco where you went for training,
in that prefecture...
Yes.
...there was quite a reaction.
Yes, it seems like something went wrong.
"Something went wrong" you say?
It's because I had a lot of things I couldn't do.
Well, from what I've heard,
starting this morning...
Yes.
...you went for filming in the manners classroom.
Yes, I brought it with both hands.
Did you learn it?
I think it's fine now.
Really?
Yes.
In order not to make the viewers feel uncomfortable...
Yes, I'll do my best!
Aren't you going to do your best this time as well?
Yes!
From what I've heard,
it seems like there's a bad thing about AKB.
General election again.
Yes.
Oh...
That's right.
Right?
From what I've heard,
what place did you get last year?
I was 19th place.
It seems like you're going to rank up quite a bit.
If you were to rank higher,
what do you think you'd need?
Well, of course,
good personality,
good face...
Ah, no way!
I'm not going in there!
I'll do my best!
From now on, I'll improve.
Can I go to the manners classroom?
You're 22nd place!
No, no!
Rank down!
But,
even though I'm in the manners classroom,
I'm allowed to do it, so...
But your popularity is...
I have to do it.
And also,
after this, you'll be waiting for the Sanma Goten, right?
Goten's daily life and light warm-up...
You've been waiting for this, haven't you?
I'll do it seriously!
How was it today?
It didn't feel like an order this time.
Someone called me out of nowhere...
How's your V-line?
Got it!
Give me a V-line!
Here's my V-line!
Go ahead!
You're Ms. Miyao Usumo, right?
Go ahead!
A busy day in April...
She meets up with the staff at a certain place...
Please wait in front of me!
Good morning!
You're wearing high heels!
What is it today?
Actually, someone gave me this...
Oh, it's special!
Someone?
Come here.
What does it mean?
It's really hard to read!
It says "come here."
It only says "come here."
It must mean that something is going on.
Let's go to Ryogoku.
Let's hurry up and go.
Yes, let's go to Ryogoku.
A letter has arrived for Sashiko.
Inside is a map of the meeting place and "come here."
What is the owner of the letter that called for Sashiko?
Where is it?
Following the map, Sashiko heads to a rehearsal studio in the city.
It's huge!
It's not working at all!
Excuse me!
Good morning! What's up?
Good morning!
I'm not asking you what's up!
After this, AKB's "that person" gives Sashiko a serious lecture!
And for some reason, she jumps rope!
Sashiko came to a rehearsal studio in the city because she was called out by a mysterious person.
I'd like to go in now. Excuse me.
Good morning! What's up?
Good morning!
I'm not asking you what's up!
The person who called out Sashiko is the same AKB member, Kitahara Rie!
What's up with your ears?
And there's something going on!
What in the world is going on?
Why are you so angry today?
You know, I've been calling out Sashiko about twice in the past.
But I don't know what to say. I haven't been able to get results.
Kitahara, as a member of the unit in which Sashiko is also a member, has appeared twice in the past as Sashiko.
Ah, I saw it!
However!
The reason for her efforts is that she is dissatisfied with the fact that she has not been able to leave a result that can be used in music and dance.
So...
Sashiko of the band name C has come to challenge herself!
Kitahara has come to get results!
Sashiko vs. Kitahara!
Ten matches at a time!
Is there a ten?
The rule is simple!
The one who wins first by playing against each of the ten variety games prepared by the show will win!
If Kitahara wins, Kitahara's main project will be realized in the show as a reward!
Suddenly, Sashiko is threatened with the position of main emcee!
Will she be able to make Kitahara her replacement?!
If Kitahara wins with this...
...the show will change, right?
No, only once!
This is only the first corner.
Kitahara's is easier for me too.
Why?! That's terrible!
Ten matches at a time!
The first game they will play against each other is...
Well then, staff-san, please!
Thank you very much!
What is it?
What is this?
The first game is...
...legged rope skipping competition!
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
You're good at rope skipping, aren't you, Nani- chan?
Yes!
You know, I can do all 20 jumps in one minute!
Oh, you can?!
If you say it like that, I can do 20 jumps!
I'm fine!
Legged rope skipping competition!
The one who does rope skipping while wearing legless and healthy sandals...
...and changes into vitamins...
...and does more jumps in one minute will win!
Who will win the first match...
...and advance to the next round?!
She doesn't know how to exercise.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
She doesn't know how to jump.
She's not good at jumping either.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
She jumped twice.
What should I do?! I can't stop!
Ouch! I can't stop! What should I do?!
Thirty seconds left!
Ouch!
But this was Sashiko's strategy!
She kicked Kitahara, and she jumped twice, and while she was kicking, she really added points!
Ouch! Sashiko, what should I do?!
Sashiko's legs are long.
She really doesn't know how to exercise.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
She's amazing!
Five, four, three, two, one...
Ouch!
The result of the first match is exactly "rabbit" and "turtle"!
Sashiko never got caught and jumped 126 times!
I think I was jumping all the time!
Let's not do that!
That's what I thought.
Calm down and look at the result!
Match No. 1 and No. 10, the second match is...
"Hangman Hanger" Passing through the hanger!
The one who passes through the hanger faster wins!
I see.
An idol player is a standard!
I see.
Kitahara was elected without thinking.
Will she be able to catch up to the same score first?
Get ready...
Ouch! Ouch!
It's better for you if you're thin.
I'm glad it was a draw!
I'm glad it wasn't a draw!
A draw?!
I didn't do an A cup for nothing!
A draw?!
I didn't do an A cup for nothing!
I'm weak! I'm weak!
A cup victory!
Will Kitahara be able to win back his win?
Here is the next tournament!
Thank you very much.
Is it white board?
Is it a head-to-head match?
It's a big-cut glance match.
This is what I love and wanted to do! It's a big- cut, isn't it?!
What are you doing?
I'm not good at big-cuts.
The tenth and third match is a big-cut glance match!
They will answer each other's big-cut questions and the one who laughs first will lose.
Here we go.
What should I do?
"That lazy person suddenly dashed." What happened?
"That lazy person suddenly dashed." What happened? I see.
It's a big-cut, isn't it?!
Yes!
This is not the time to be lazy!
What do you mean?
Yes!
Sashihara-san.
That lazy person suddenly dashed.
I think Sashihara-san is better than you.
But I don't know why "that lazy person suddenly dashed."
Yes!
Kitahara-san.
That lazy person suddenly dashed.
What is it, Kitahara-san?
I don't know.
What's going on?
I don't know.
The evaluation of Kitahara-san is getting lower and lower.
Here is the next question.
Yes.
AKB's single with only five tracks sold.
What is the title of that song?
Yes!
Kitahara-san.
"My Sun" and "Sometimes Darkness".
What is she talking about?
Yes!
Sashihara-san.
"BOB MACHINE".
What's wrong? What's wrong with you two?
What's wrong with you?
If you have something to say, say it in a good way.
In a funny way?
In a way you can talk.
Yes!
Sashihara-san.
"PIRINA".
Sashihara-san responded with an essay and made Sashiko laugh magnificently.
This is a crazy feeling!
Crazy feeling!
The third question is a super low level.
Sashihara-san responded with an unknown answer and won for the first time!
It's a good game, isn't it?
It was fun!
"BOB MACHINE" is a popular game!
It's a funny game, isn't it?
Well, you could see the tempo well.
Yes, it was short.
Yes, it was.
It was funny, but it wasn't funny if I said it wasn't funny.
Why is that?
Sashihara-san has won two games and one loss.
Yes.
You are smart, aren't you?
If you win more than Sashihara-san, you will be the main character of this show.
No, I won't!
Rie-chan will do only one segment.
No, no, it won't be funny, so let's do it!
What? You are serious, aren't you?
Of course!
You don't have enough spirit!
I don't have enough spirit!
So, if Sashihara-san becomes the main character of this show, Sashihara-san will be the main character of this show.
Yes.
Let's play again.
If you win one more time, Sashihara-san will come back.
Defense.
It's not defense, is it?
Because you have won.
I don't want to talk anymore.
I don't want to talk with AKB anymore.
You are right!
Antonio Inoki, a passionate fan of fighting games.
He is also a person who wants to imitate.
Let's go!
What do you want me to do for you?
Sashiko's Shouting Room!
After this, Sashiko's Shouting Room!
I think I'll get scolded a lot.
Get out of here!
I was surprised!
This kind of prank show is like graduation.
Yes.
After graduation, you have to become an adult.
You have to take the first step as an adult.
What do you think an adult is?
An adult?
Yes.
An adult is someone who can vote.
It's sexual theory, isn't it?
Yes.
Of course it is.
Yes.
An adult is someone who can listen to people's problems and solve them.
Yes.
So!
Yes!
Sashiko's Shouting Room!
What?
Shouting?
The staff told me to do it, and I did it.
But no one applauded me.
Do you know what they say?
Embarrass me.
I was embarrassed.
Sashiko will listen to general people's complaints and go home comfortably.
Sashiko will learn "adult to talk to."
For program-like insurance, Tsuchida will monitor it outside.
It seems that we are ready.
Let's watch it!
Welcome!
Welcome to my Shouting Room!
Can you tell me your name?
Yes!
I'm Masaori Maruyama.
Pop Batter is a woman who wants to be a 21-year- old beauty.
What kind of complaints do you have?
She has complaints.
When you walk behind a person smoking,
smoke comes, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
When you walk and ride on the wind, I get irritated.
I don't like it.
What I'm careful about is the wind direction.
What is it?
If the wind direction is this way, it will come this way, so the wind flow will enter.
If you can't do that, you can use an umbrella or something like that.
The first bad thing about being an idol is your posture.
It's not an idol's posture at all.
Does your family sit down?
My sister sits down.
I want you to sit outside as much as you can, but if you can't do that, you should go outside by yourself.
Yes.
So, the next bad thing.
This is terrible.
I wake up at the last minute of the morning.
Are you not good at morning?
I don't like it. I want a lot of sleep.
I found a good solution.
What is it?
You should go to bed early at night.
It's an unexpected answer.
This week is going to be terrible, too.
You can shorten the time you take a bath.
Yes.
You can take a bath quickly.
It's amazing that you can shake it like this.
If you go to bed early and wake up in the morning, that's my method.
Yes, I understand.
The other person is saying, "I can't help it even if I talk to her."
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me. Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
First of all, you are an idol, so you have a bad posture.
Yes, I understand.
You have a bad posture.
Yes.
Also, you have a one-point voice tone.
If you make a voice tone, you can say what you want to say.
Yes.
I'll give you a second chance.
I'll be careful.
Yes.
I don't need it.
If you do it again, I'll break your arm.
Yes.
Do you understand?
It's not a problem in terms of content.
It's not a problem in terms of content, but you're here to talk to Sashihara.
Sashihara, you can answer.
I understand.
Good luck.
Yes, I'll do my best.
Yes, you'll break your arm.
Next, we have this person.
Welcome.
Hello, my name is Yanagida Masashi.
Yanagida-san, thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
Next, we have a 50-year-old man who is here to talk to Sashihara.
Sashihara, how do you deal with people above you?
I think there are parts you don't like about me, but I'll do my best to talk to you.
It's nothing.
I hope you like it.
It's nothing.
Go ahead.
There are a lot of girls who go on a diet.
Yes.
There are people who say, "I can only eat a little," or "I'm already full."
Yes.
What do you think of that?
I think girls tend to overdo it.
Overdo it?
Like, "My pet is me."
Yes.
Like, "My pet is me."
I don't like that kind of thing either, so I know what you mean.
Of course, there's also "mature me."
But it's not like that for everyone.
She's clearly putting "desire" in her words.
"Desire for food," "desire for nothing," "me."
I don't like that.
We don't need "cute me" in today's world, right?
It's a harsh modern world.
Let's say it out loud!
Let's do it.
One, two... "Don't overdo it!"
Did you feel better?
A little.
That's great!
She always asks about her achievements.
"Desire for food" might be a little too much.
But I actually run a ramen and izakaya shop in Roppongi called "Ikkan."
Wow, that's amazing!
For example, I run a beef bowl shop, which is relatively cheap.
I also run an izakaya shop, which is cheap, like 270 yen or 80 yen.
If you only want cheap things like that, I think the world will go crazy.
That's true!
What do you think?
Um... how do I say this?
I think it's a very disadvantageous situation for you, Ms. Yanagida.
Ms. Yanagida, Ms. Yanagida... you have your own particularity, don't you?
So... for me...
I don't want you to participate in it, but I want you to stick to your particularity.
I see.
It hasn't been solved yet.
It hasn't been solved at all.
Please stay as you are.
Then I'll do my best with my particularity.
Yes, thank you.
Actually, until about half a year ago, I worked in the music industry.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Do you know that the music industry is in a very tough situation right now?
Yes, CDs aren't selling well.
That's right.
You download it for free and copy it over and over again...
But you don't buy it anymore, do you?
Yes, yes, yes.
What should we do to make that happen more often?
As I thought...
That's true, but...
I like idols, too.
If there's a poster saying "idols can't do it",
I'm sure my heart will be cleansed.
You've been doing illegal copying and extermination exercises for a long time,
but it's not enough, is it?
That's right.
It's deflation, you know.
Can deflation get in there?
Deflation is tough.
There's deflation in the music industry, too...
It's not deflation in the music industry, is it?
Well... I don't know...
I'm involved in it, too, so I don't know what to say about it...
Well...
No, say something.
I knew it.
I should do it, but...
I'm inexperienced...
Thank you very much!
Did you pay for it?
Yes!
I'll do my best with various things.
Thank you very much!
Be careful of what Tsuchida-san told you earlier.
I don't think it's good to say you don't know what you don't know.
If you don't know what you don't know, you can't answer.
We were talking in the music industry and you suddenly brought up "don't know".
It was difficult.
If you don't say you don't know what is difficult, that's sincerity.
Can't I answer casually?
Of course you can't! Why would you answer casually when we're talking?
It's difficult.
If you say such a casual thing, Subaru Corps will say it!
What is sincerity?
Do you know what it is?
I don't know.
To be honest, you should say your honest opinion.
You're trying too hard to use polite words like "show me more of yourself".
Because...
Can you say what you really think?
Can I say it?
Say it.
I'll say it!
You! You! You!
I'll say it!
That brat!
Next week's guest is from Bangladesh!
I don't know what "otaku" means.
Sashiko, who has been made fun of as an otaku...
Um...
I'm used to fighting, but is it okay for me to say it?
It's the most social thing I've ever heard.
Sashiko has joined the unit "not yet".
Their debut single "Hawarigaoi" is an up-tempo number that makes you want to laugh.
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