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A national idol group, AKB48!
Among them, the program director has decided and it's a funny story, so please pay attention to it!
The main MC of this program is...
Sashiko, also known as Sashihana!
This program is a Sashiko training variety show!
In order to make Sashiko an idol one year in advance,
the producer Sinha gives various lessons every time!
As a result, the Sashiko Trust Board, which is organized by program sponsors, gives its evaluation!
Sashiko's challenge this time is...
A little slippery story, second half!
Tonight, too, the small eyes of choice very entertainers will return!
Of course, Sashiko will also reveal the true nature of choice very idols!
Let's go!
Sashiko's free-talk fairy project, "A Little Slippery Talk", which started with Chichida's idea!
Last time, Sashiko participated in this talk battle mixed with entertainers!
It's a little slippery.
It's a little slippery!
Sometimes it's really slippery, so tonight, it's finally the second half!
I mean, Tiffany and the like are going back to their home countries, so...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's a little slippery.
It's a little slippery!
How was it?
I think it's a precious opportunity to hear the stories of our seniors.
A precious opportunity?
Will you go home, Obitani?
It's a precious opportunity, so it's a lot of fun.
But for those of you who haven't talked yet...
I haven't talked, right?
Yeah, you haven't talked.
I haven't talked with Nishiori yet.
What?
What are you talking about?
That's right.
Do you have a story you remember, Nishiori?
Um...
I'm sorry.
Tell us!
It's true. It's true.
"It's a little slippery" rule is extremely simple!
The presenter, Tsuchida, will rotate the round table with an arrow,
and the person who is stabbed by the stopped arrow will tell "it's a little slippery" story!
If the arrow has stopped in a place where no one is sitting,
basically it's "it's a little slippery".
Or, like in our family, it can also be called "it's a little slippery".
Shall we start?
Yes!
Here we go!
I can't read this...
It looks like Matsubara.
Is it?
Yes, it is!
This is Yoshiko.
Well...
A little while ago...
There is a way for people to scare ghosts, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
When you go in...
A ghost will come out from under you.
A white creature.
A Japanese-style ghost will come out from under you.
But that ghost was wearing a watch.
Are you worried about your salary?
"Chotto Suberu" (a little slippery)
Mr. Takahashi's favorite phrase.
Let's go.
"Chotto Suberu" (a little slippery)
I panicked.
"Chotto Suberu" (a little slippery)
When I was in elementary school, there was a graduation ceremony.
We decided to make a slogan.
The slogan was about the individuality of each class.
Aida-kun, you walk three steps faster than me.
Ito-san, you sing better than me.
Koide-san, you take a break because you have a heavy desk.
"Chotto Suberu" (a little slippery)
This slogan is not suitable for C-class entertainers.
"Chotto Suberu" (a little slippery)
Relax! Relax!
After this, "Choi Suberi" entertainers slipped again and again.
"Sashiko" also slipped in private talk with AKB members.
"Chotto Suberu" (a little slippery)
You can't control it.
Here it comes!
It's my first time!
I'll tell you about Sasamori-kun.
He's a middle school classmate.
His name is Sasamori-kun.
He was called "Thriller Sasamori".
He had a strange way of getting angry.
Like this.
When we were in the same class as him, we went to school.
We stood in front of the temple and took pictures.
But people who took pictures didn't know how to get angry.
They walked up to Sasamori-kun and pushed his shoulder.
Sasamori-kun was in pain.
But he managed to keep his posture.
But when he turned around and pushed his shoulder, his shoulder was already like this.
Because his shoulder was like this.
After meeting him about two times,
the cameraman thought that middle school students were being licked.
So he kept getting angry and said "Relax! Relax!" and Sasamori-kun got angry.
But Sasamori-kun kept getting angry and took pictures.
Then I saw Sasamori-kun's reaction and I realized that he was playing with his phone.
That's amazing.
It's a matter of shutter speed.
He was in the same phase as Ougii-no-tsuki.
Wasn't there a guy who was boring?
Like Shigi-san!
Maybe it's good.
Shigi-san is Shigi-san's most adorable junior.
But I'm like that too.
When I take pictures, I'm often told this.
Pull your chin all the time.
I'm like this all the time.
I'm pulling it.
And they're like "Huh? It's closed."
Shall we go?
It's really tight.
It should be able to turn around.
It's amazing you came all the way here.
It's amazing!
As I mentioned earlier, my respected senior, Instant Johnson, Sugi-san.
Sugi-san is a very nice and natural person.
I often drink with him.
Last year, when we drank together, he asked me two things.
I have three goals for this year.
Three goals.
"What are they?" I asked him.
First, I'll do my best.
"I'll do my best." I've been saying that for more than ten years.
Second, I'll do my best to say what I want to say.
I thought it was a joke.
Third, I'll do my best.
One and three are the same.
My love confession was loud and I ate a raw vine.
I was scared.
Shiori-san is so nervous.
It's okay.
It's a little slippery.
It's okay.
Are you ready?
Who is it?
Oh!
It's old, isn't it?
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
Is there such a person in your family?
I don't know.
You can't do it in front of your in-laws, can you?
I can't do it.
My grandfather was in a little dangerous condition for a while.
But I managed to get over it.
And the next day, I went to my grandfather's hospital room and asked, "How was it?"
And my grandfather said, "I could see the Sanzu River."
I could see the flower garden.
I could see a lot of things.
So, grandpa, what else could you see?
He said, "Sizeria."
I could see Sizeria.
I went too far.
Sizeria.
Sanzu River.
I could see it.
It's funny.
What is this?
It's funny.
You can't do it.
It's 50,000 yen.
Here we go.
I'm sure you've thought about it a lot.
Either you or Shimei.
Let me talk about it.
Since we're here, I'll talk about it.
I went to an amusement park with my members.
While we were walking, a girl said to me, "Isn't that Sachar?"
Isn't that Sachar?
I was happy about it.
But my friend said, "Isn't that Sachar ugly?"
That's a good story.
It's short and good.
It's a little slippery.
It's not a big explosion, but it's slippery.
It's all absorbed by us.
It's getting bigger and bigger.
I was told once by a college student.
Isn't that Tsutsuda?
A middle-aged man said, "You don't look so small."
How big is this?
This is as big as a stuffed animal.
How big is this?
Before the first period, I said, "How big is this?"
It's getting bigger and bigger.
After this, celebrities' slippery relationship continued.
And...
Sashiko always raises her hand and shows off her world- class singing skills!
Here I go.
Who will it be?
Is it Konen Kuruka?
I have something I want to say.
There was a store called "forever" near my house, but it's closed now.
That's funny!
Hey, Suberu!
It's funny even if you don't like it.
I thought it would be funny, but it's not.
Thank you, director.
You didn't have to go around.
That was good.
Don't be happy.
That was good.
She's impressed.
It's really funny.
It's too short.
It's Christmas season.
At a goods store...
I put up a Christmas tree.
Here it is.
It's a little slippery, isn't it?
If it wasn't for you, it would have been fun.
That's good.
You did it for sale, didn't you?
Yes, for Christmas sale.
I met you by chance.
You did it for sale, didn't you?
He's kind.
Let's do it.
You did it for sale, didn't you?
It's a little slippery, isn't it?
Here it is.
You did it for sale, didn't you?
I'll talk about it.
I'm from Oita Prefecture.
I moved to Oita Prefecture.
I've been doing it for about three years.
I went back to Oita Prefecture for the first time in two and a half years.
My friends and relatives welcomed me.
You're doing your best.
My grandmother also talked about me in posters and magazines.
I was happy and moved.
My grandmother and I were crying a lot.
My grandmother and I came together as a documentary for a movie shoot.
My grandmother and I were crying a lot.
I thought it would be emotional.
I watched the finished movie.
My grandmother and I were crying a lot, but my grandmother wasn't crying at all.
Did you kill my grandmother?
It's a shame.
It's a shame in two ways.
My fans laughed at me.
I see.
The world is like this.
I thought you'd come with a short series of talks, but you were so serious.
I want a role model.
Whose role model?
Your father.
Oh, right. Then I'll go.
I lived with my grandmother and grandfather.
And my grandfather's name is Tanekichi.
Tanekichi.
The seed is that seed.
And my grandfather was a painter.
He was a painter, so he drew signs.
It says "shibasaki" but it says "tanekichi".
I don't know!
It says "tanekichi".
The name is that seed.
Isn't it sexual harassment?
Let's talk about something else later.
My grandmother married Tanekichi.
Her name is Yoshi.
She's a great grandmother, but she calls herself "me".
She calls herself "me".
She's a great grandmother, but she calls herself "me".
Then I'll go.
What?
What's wrong with you?
You're going to hit me from here, aren't you?
Machine guns, I guess.
Can I say something?
Sure.
My mother, who was hospitalized...
She has a long nasal cavity.
She has a longer nasal cavity than normal people.
As a result of hospitalization, she had some problems.
But she said she'd get better if I treated her.
So I'm doing my best to treat her.
But my mother said I'd get sick if I treated her.
She said I'd get sick if I treated her.
So I've been wearing a mask since I was hospitalized.
One day, my mother took off the mask and my nose grew out.
I'm jealous.
You're jealous, aren't you?
Well...
You're getting excited now, aren't you?
I can't do it.
I can't do it at all.
I didn't notice it at all.
When you said you couldn't do it, I looked you in the eye and said I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.
No, it's not like that.
But look at Matsuba's face.
Is he from Kanyo?
Shall we start?
It's about time.
But this is...
Ms. Sajoore, can I say your name?
I'm Ms. Kannazuki.
I see.
Speaking of sloppiness...
It's Mr. Ijiri Okada.
He's known for his high speed tongue.
He's unexpectedly serious.
About 10 years ago,
Ijiri was free on New Year's Day.
Would you like to come and play with me?
What are you doing?
Are you free?
Yes, I'm free.
Please come and play with me.
Are you sure?
He came on New Year's Day.
It was six months after Ijiri left.
What?!
I asked him why he was away for so long.
"Go home," he said.
Are you serious?!
Go home for a week!
Let's watch it.
I'm scared. I can't do it anymore.
He's surprisingly healthy.
Oh...
It's Takizawa!
Takizawa is speaking!
Could you please remove the mic?
I have a short story.
Kichida's grandfather is Tanekichi.
On New Year's Day,
my grandfather calls Takizawa "shugetaburo" in hiragana.
Shugetaburo?!
In hiragana?!
Isn't it a bit weird?
Wow!
I don't know why he called him "shugetaburo."
This is dangerous.
I'm glad.
You're glad?!
Yes, I'm glad.
Hmm...
I'm down again...
What should I do?
Is there anyone like that in the family?
Can you do that in front of your parents?
I can't do it.
I saw it on TV.
Shuzo Matsuoka was on TV.
He was teaching tennis to children.
He was teaching them to play tennis.
Go! Get it!
Shuzo Matsuoka was getting hotter and hotter.
When he reached his maximum level,
my breaker fell down.
Bang!
The ultimate one was Saito-kun.
Hey! Eat your poop!
No! It's bitter!
The next day, Saito-kun was bullied.
Everyone was shocked.
It was really shocking.
It was shocking.
The last one!
I want Sashihara-san to say it.
Lastly, Sashihara-san will show us how she grew up.
I can't stop watching it.
As expected of her.
What should I do?
Lastly.
I get a lot of help from Sashihara from time to time.
We started doing it again and again and we've been training Sashihara to treat me differently.
I personally think people treat me roughly.
Actors are kind.
They love me.
Such fact is that actors will treat me differently.
They asked me how I was compared to other members.
I'm glad they treat me differently against me.
When we were working together the other day, Izzy was in front of the dressing room.
So I thought I'd say hello, too.
Oh, Izzy, good morning. Nice to meet you.
Then Izzy said "huh" and looked me in the eye and laughed and went somewhere.
That was the story.
No way...
That was not a bad word.
Those two were not funny. That was not a bad word.
That was not a bad word. You were kind.
You were not good at talking.
I was not good at talking.
Someone please...
One more time.
Someone please close it.
She uses the picture of England a lot.
Huh?
She turned it by herself.
It can't be helped.
It was when I went back to my parents' house.
When I met my grandmother...
She had an AKB DVD.
I was watching it.
She was studying a lot.
When I saw Mr. Maeda, I said "hey, hey".
When I kept watching...
She said "wow, you are not good at talking".
I said "no, it was me".
Why did you throw it at the end?
You can't say that.
I'm not angry.
I've heard that story many times in this show.
No, it's not like that.
It's a wind and pine cone phenomenon.
No, it's not like that.
Is this show going to end like this?
Dada's very idol, Sashiko is also a member of the unit.
Not Yet's debut single "Hira Hira" is played on Not Yet on weekends.
It's a perfect ballad for this season.
Memories of my youth are movingly brought back.
Currently, viewers have given us many valuable opinions, such as "they are growing steadily", "it's not like they won't do it", or "gaggers are being transmitted like super saiyans".
Next week! A.K.B. Kitahara's special project!
I don't want to do it!
Win a tournament and play a game of rock-paper- scissors!
I think we'll win if we stay still.
Don't say that!
My sun and sometimes my sound...
They don't mix.
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