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A national idol group, AKB48!
Among them, the main MC of this show must have been a surprise for everyone!
Sashiko and Sashihara Rito! This show is Sashiko's training party!
To make Sashiko an idol for a year or two, the producers give her various orders every time!
As a result of that, the program's sponsors, the Sashiko Trust Board, gives Sashiko an award!
Sashiko's new order is...
This is driving me crazy!
Sashiko's "A Little Slippery" Free Talk Fairy Project!
Sashiko will be participating in an episode talk battle with the entertainers!
A little slippery!
As expected, it's slippery!
"A Little Slippery" Free Talk Fairy Project!
It all started with this one word.
You've experienced a lot of things on this show.
Yes.
But you've never done anything like this on any other show?
I do it because I'm on a show.
But I haven't done any free talk or anything like that.
You haven't done it, right?
I haven't done that intense free talk show.
Shall we do some free talk soon?
No, it's too scary! Stop it!
Let's do something like "A Little Slippery."
I can't say "slippery" because my heart is pounding.
"A Little Slippery" Free Talk Fairy Project!
That's it!
In order to change Sashiko's free talk ability,
Sashiko changed it right away!
This time, we're going to talk about something a little slippery.
It's about the second part of that show.
It's for all of you, including me, who are third- class entertainers.
It's about the first-class entertainers of the main family.
It's still early for us to do it.
Let's practice here and go there.
He's a third-class entertainer.
He's my older brother.
I'm Kanazawa.
Nice to meet you.
I've been an entertainer for 10 years.
I've been an entertainer for 25 years.
I've been an entertainer for a long time.
Are you good at talking a little slippery?
I'm a little slippery.
I'm used to it.
I slip a lot.
In my case, it's a little.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Takizawa of Machines.
Nice to meet you.
We've noticed it since we started laughing.
Do you notice it now?
It's a little slippery.
Hello, I'm Futo Matsubara of Futo.
Hello, I'm Matsubara, one of my younger brothers.
Let me introduce myself a little slippery.
I can't hear you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Next, please.
Hi, I'm Koyuki of BAKUDAI. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Our seniors have been sliding down for a while now, so I'm very relaxed.
You can slide down.
And finally, Sashihara-chan!
Yes!
Many of our seniors came to see us in their busy schedules, so I'm very nervous.
I'm very nervous to talk like this right now, but I'll do my best!
She slid down!
What?
What did you say?
She just slid down.
Ever since "Sashika no Tsuni" started, I've been nervous the most.
Why?
Because so many seniors came.
When we first started, Injon and Saburok came to see us, and we had a big fight.
Doesn't it feel different today?
No, no.
Today, I can feel the tension of our first-time seniors.
It's starting to feel pretty heavy.
Heavy?
I'm sorry, but I'm not used to you being heavy.
I'm not used to you being heavy.
Sashihara, why are you lying down like you're reading a script?
I was so nervous that I brought my script.
Why are you mumbling?
I was so nervous.
The script is really like this, right? It's not your story?
It's not really a story.
I'm really nervous, so don't talk too much.
Don't talk too much.
"A Little Slippery Story" rules are very simple!
The presenter turns the round table with an arrow on it, and the person who is stabbed by the stopped arrow will tell "A Little Slippery Story"!
If you're stabbed by an arrow in a place where no one is sitting, you can either stab, or, like in real life, kill.
Last time, Sashiko revealed her strange strength of drawing and got a cup holder!
She told "A Little Slippery Story" that she experienced in high school.
I was relieved and fell asleep.
That was "A Little Slippery Story"!
Let's continue!
Who's up next?
I'm really scared. What do I do?
Sashara-san!
What's wrong with you?!
Again?!
I'll bring Sashara-san's.
No, no, no. What do you want me to do?
What's wrong with you?!
Today, I really...
Let's do it.
I really like games, and I always play games.
But there's one game I'm really into.
It's "Pocket Monster", but I've been playing it for a really long time.
If I had a day off, I'd play it all day, without leaving the house.
And I'd only go in and out of the bath.
What kind of life is that?!
So my mom would bring me food, and I'd eat it, and I'd stay in my room all day.
And I'd play it all day, and one day, I'd play it too much, and in the morning and in the night...
In the morning and in the night?
In the morning and in the night, I looked at my watch and thought, "Oh, it's morning already, it's about this time."
And when I thought about quitting, I looked at the screen and the battery had run out.
And I thought, "Oh no, oh no," and when I looked at it again, I saw a really scary face on the screen.
A creepy face.
And I thought, "Oh no," and it was my own face.
That's a little scary.
I'm nervous because I have a lot of cameras.
You don't usually say things like that, do you?
Because I have a lot of cameras, and there's one over there too.
You always make excuses after you've said something.
You're still going with it?
I noticed.
A big-faced clown.
I've been saying that since I started doing VTR.
Let's go to the next one.
Shall we?
There's a lot of them.
There are a lot of them.
I want to play it all day, so please play it all.
Let's go.
You've played it all, haven't you?
I want you to stop.
Here it comes.
I don't like it.
It's not "I don't like it."
It's a story for women.
I think it's a story for Sashihara-san.
When I was looking in the mirror one day, I had spots all over my body.
I went to a dermatologist because I didn't know what it was.
And the doctor told me it was mold.
You have mold in your body.
And there is a disease of mold.
And the disease is called "chronomasis."
What kind of disease is it?
It's just funny.
It's not like mold.
It's difficult.
It should be more slippery.
It's funny for comedians.
It's not good.
It's difficult.
Even "chronomasis" is funny.
After this, comedians will reveal their real names.
It's a little slippery.
Here we go.
It's like "Kyoto Matsubara."
I'm wearing contact lenses.
And when I was walking outside, there was garbage in my eye.
It hurts when there's garbage in contact lenses.
So I ran into a department store.
I went to a department store in line.
And I took off my contact lenses.
And I dropped them.
I thought I lost them somewhere.
And I looked for them.
Can you see the silver lid of the drainpipe?
It was right there.
I tried to pick it up carefully and slowly.
The gag was automatic.
Please react to the sensor.
Wait a minute.
It's a good story.
It's more interesting depending on the person.
The moment I touched it, I thought it was a sensor.
No, it's a perfect score.
I know why you're depressed.
Are you okay?
Did you give it your all?
Let's continue.
It's a good story.
I'm scared.
Don't come.
Wait a minute!
He is an actor who appeared in the same TV show as me.
His name is Eazley Okada.
He is an actor, isn't he?
When we think of Eazley, we think of his erotic image.
In fact, Eazley is very serious.
Hanaguchi-kun and Hanawa-kun were guests in a radio show.
On the other side of the phone, there was a corner where the listener said erotic things.
Eazley-san was a judge of it.
When Eazley-san thought it was disgusting, he couldn't see it because it was a radio show with a high-speed tongue.
He rang the bell.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring!
There was such a thing.
Hanawa-kun said, "Please take care of me until the show starts."
I thought I'd pee a little.
I went to the bathroom and heard Eazley-san from the big one.
Huh?
Are you Eazley-san?
Yes, I'm Eazley.
I was practicing.
Because he is serious.
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Isn't it good?
After you said it, I couldn't hear you.
Excuse me.
Wait, are you watching?
What were you watching?
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
Isn't it good?
Now you know who the seniors are, right?
I know.
Let's get back to the show.
Oh?
Ten points!
I'm happy!
My grandmother started using cell phones recently.
When I went to my grandmother's house,
she was texting me on her cell phone.
I was watching it closely.
When my grandmother entered the word 'fu',
it came up as 'feromon' in my prediction conversion.
What are you using it for?
It came up as 'feromon' earlier.
He's trying to get back what he lost earlier. He's doing his best.
Is there anything more unstable or bad about him?
Unstable?
I don't know.
It was funny.
I'm sorry.
It's about time for you and Nishihori-san to show your skills.
Shall we?
Can we?
Let's do it.
You shouldn't say that.
May I?
I have something to say.
Please say it.
There's a young entertainer called Daimon Yosaku.
He was trying to make a new character.
He had to introduce himself.
So he came up with an idea of writing down numbers.
He came up with the idea of writing down numbers.
He showed it to everyone.
His name is Daimon Yosaku.
You know the numbers, right?
When he came on stage, he said 'four, three, six.'
When he was embarrassed, he said six.
When he said six, he said six.
Unstable?
It's better than a researcher's speech.
That's amazing.
This is good.
Regular is over.
This is included, too.
44 is over.
Let's do it.
Are you in a good mood?
No way!
You can say it, or someone else can say it.
If you want to talk about something else, you can say it.
Then I'll say it.
Then Futo-san, shall you say it?
Once upon a time, I went to my friend's house to play.
My friend's house is in the mountains.
There are a lot of insects in the house.
I'm talking and there are insects, but I'm going to sleep.
When I was sleeping, my friend's snoring was very loud.
It's not snoring, it's ahhhhhhh!
It's a loud voice, and no one can sleep.
I caught a flying insect and put it on my face and said, 'Where does it wake up from?'
It doesn't wake up at all.
Even if you put it all over your face.
Just when it came under my nose, I inhaled my nose.
My snoring disappeared.
Then my friend said, 'It hurts, it hurts.'
I woke up saying, 'My nose hurts.'
I can't say there's an insect in my nose.
So I said, 'Try biting my nose.'
My nose was like, 'Buah!'
So I went home and was like, 'Buah!'
And when I looked, there were two flower bugs in my nose.
That's crazy!
Isn't it funny?
Why are you voting with all your might?
If you're going to vote with all your might, why don't you all vote with all your might?
If you're going to vote with all your might...
You can vote without conditions.
Of course!
It's also a social learning.
It's not slippery.
It's not slippery, is it?
It's a little slippery.
No, it's not slippery.
I'm sorry to say this so many times,
but I'm talking about our entertainers.
One of them is called 'Darling Honey'.
He's a very different person.
He's very different.
The other day in the dressing room,
we talked about our favorite entertainers.
We talked about why we started this job.
Well, everyone says it.
Takesu-san,
Tunnels-san,
and me, Shinsuke-san.
We talked about that.
And Nagashima-san was there.
So I asked Nagashima-san,
who does he respect?
And Nagashima-san said,
Paul Weller.
Huh?! What's Paul Weller?!
He said it was an English band.
Paul Weller.
I was like him.
There was a helicopter.
In the emergency room.
There were a lot of people.
I'll break my teeth while I'm drinking.
You'll break your teeth?!
I'll break them!
After this,
Sashiko told us a miraculous story.
It was funny.
You did it!
And Tsuchida
quickly joined the talk battle!
I want to go to Shinju.
I'll be back in a bit.
Shall we start?
Yes.
Takesa-san is not here yet.
Oh, Takesa-san is not here yet.
Well, it's my first time talking today,
so I'm thirsty.
Yes, yes.
Can I say something?
Me?
You have a long stage,
and you're loud,
but you're always talking.
Is it hard for you to catch up?
When I'm on the train,
and drunk people are sitting next to me,
don't you sometimes see people falling asleep?
The person next to me was like that,
so I thought it was a bit unpleasant,
and I asked them, 'Excuse me,'
but if I ask them again,
they'd fall asleep again.
So I said,
'I'm falling asleep,'
but if I stand up for two more minutes,
they'd fall asleep again.
I went to the back and they were stuck in the back seat,
the old man was in the back seat.
So I just pulled them up.
Then the old man stood up for a moment and said,
'Exit!'
That's a little slippery.
That's perfect.
That's just right.
If I may say so,
the last one phrase was all in Danish.
I was looking forward to it.
The last one phrase was all in Danish.
I was looking forward to it.
Taketo-san, you must have been anxious.
Thank you for coming,
but you're talking to me.
Please!
I'm serious!
But it's not bad, right?
It's not bad, right?
It's not bad at all.
Oh!
You're here!
Yes, I'm here.
Actually, about three months ago, my mother was hospitalized.
She was hospitalized for about three weeks.
I was quite worried about her.
So I was also working hard while thinking about what would happen.
I was really happy when I came back.
But since it was a test hospital, I had to ask where it was bad, right?
I was really worried, but when I asked how it was,
she had a pretty mysterious look on her face and said, "My throat was longer than others."
Oh!
Your throat was longer than others.
I didn't know about this.
Ah!
Oh!
Wow!
Amazing!
I didn't expect that the staff would be disappointed.
This is...
Get back!
Will we meet again someday?
This is...
I'll tell you.
It's about my girlfriend.
Just recently, I was in IMA.
She was in the bathroom.
The door was different.
Then, I heard a loud voice from over there.
I found you!
That's what you've been doing!
Why didn't I notice you until now?!
She kept talking like that.
I wondered what she was doing.
I opened the door.
She was holding a cotton swab in the middle of her face.
Hey, you, slippery girl!
He was just impersonating it.
Hey, you, slippery girl!
Hey, you, slippery girl! You'll get angry with Akane!
Hey, you, slippery girl!
Hey, you, slippery girl! Don't call me Akane! Akane will be mad at you!
I couldn't dance that.
Hey, you, slippery girl!
She was 172cm.
If it was serious, we'd beNSUCK.
We'd beNSUCK.
Anyway, we were drinking.
I was drinking and she said she moved and wanted to go to a new house.
But I suddenly said it.
My senior said it and I had no choice but to go.
I was in Akane at night.
But she woke me up and said, "It's really urgent, so please give me a break."
I was wondering if she would stand in the middle of it.
I don't know why my senior suddenly came to my house.
I think she's scared.
She vomited twice.
That's amazing!
Is it that bad?
She vomited twice with both hands!
I didn't want to say it, but I said it too.
At that time, Akane vomited and said, "It's really urgent, so please give me a break."
That's amazing!
I don't know why my senior came to my house.
Is it that bad?
A new unit that SASHIKO joins, NOT YET's debut single.
"kira kira" is included in "weekend NOT YET".
It's a ballad perfect for this season.
Please listen to the moving lyrics one more time.
Currently, viewers are giving us positive opinions such as "thank you for being so refreshing that you can be energetic" and many other opinions that point out SASHIKO's general common sense.
We will respond to your comments.
Next week, "a little slippery story" summary edition!
SASHIKO will show off her slipperiness, which is not a little slippery.
I'm sorry!
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