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AKB48 released their 20th single and made their national idol group's name real.
In the meantime, find the main MC of this show who is lost in many ways!
The correct answer is...
Sashiko and Sashihara!
This show is Sashiko's school variety show!
In order to make Sashiko an idol one year ahead of others, Tsuchida producers give her various orders every time!
However!
Every week, the show is evaluated by Sashiko Committee, which is organized by the show's sponsors!
If the low rating continues, the show will be canceled immediately!
Don't miss it!
This time, it's the second reaction segment of the school variety show club!
Sashiko is on fire with her online dance challenge!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
And suddenly, the next fan club member is...
No way, it's Class 5!
How is everyone doing?
This week, we'll be broadcasting from a high- voltage power plant.
It's a pretty good show, but this time...
Yes.
Every week at the forest committee, in addition to evaluation, there are comments from general viewers.
About 90% of them are good opinions.
Hooray!
That's right, because only fans of A.K.A.B. programs watch this show.
If you look at Ariyoshi's fans, you'll be beaten up.
You'll be sent to hell or something like that.
We staff can't let this go on like this.
We can't let this go on like this.
So we have a small number of opinions from general viewers.
This week...
Who? Who? Who?
It's from general viewers.
From general viewers?
Yes.
There are quite a lot of them.
What is it?
There were a lot of opinions.
The blog is more interesting.
A human with a high-voltage program lacks self- awareness.
Before appearing on TV, as a general viewer, you should learn minimum education.
I was scolded.
This is the kindest opinion.
You're kidding me!
Yes, there are still a lot of them.
It's not interesting to be alone.
Hey! Who said that?!
No, it's the general viewers' opinion.
It's the staff, isn't it?
No, it's the general viewers' opinion.
Do you think all of them are good opinions?
Oh, this is tough.
Because this kind of opinion is being broadcasted.
Why did you show this to us when we started recording?
I wanted you to pay attention.
You didn't show it to us in the first place!
Oh, you're getting angry again with that reaction.
If you have time to get depressed just because you're told that, why don't you try harder?
That's the kind of opinion I get.
Today's mission is to eat with fans next to you.
Sashiko is going to cook for herself with fans of AKB.
In order to get closer to fans, Sashiko will have to take on the "touching mission".
This time, I'm going to do it seriously.
Sashiko has sworn revenge and is now actively communicating with fans.
After taking on the "touching mission", Sashiko will have to take on the "touching mission".
Let's look for Sashihara's goods.
Sashihara...
Sashiko...
He doesn't have any.
If you look for it...
Oh, CD! Wow! I didn't realize it!
Wow!
Wow! CD!
Why is there so much "punish" here? Look!
It's all the same here!
I don't know...
What's this? "When you pronounce Japanese words with an accent"...
That's normal.
"I'm aiming for it".
Really?!
Yes, in Minami.
Really?!
Please try it.
I'll say only his lines. Please say mine.
I'll say this one.
"From Kopperion"...
Imura-senpai! Hurry up!
Everyone's already on it! Only you're left!
We can't slow down anymore!
We have to accelerate to break through the zone!
Get on it!
Are you aiming for the final?
Wow!
That's amazing!
It's really perfect!
Are you happy to be praised?
I'm happy that people like you are supporting me.
I'm so happy!
With a natural flow of conversation, Sashiko successfully cleared the first mission!
However!
Bad habits will begin from now on!
I think Mariko Nakamura and Yoyogi Yokoyama are really good girls.
Of course, Mariko Nakamura and Yoyogi Yokoyama are in "Kouhaku"
so they should have learned something,
but they kept practicing with me.
I think there were a lot of difficult things, but...
How can I say...
Everyone...
Um...
It's not decided who will be number one...
How can I say...
It's not decided who will be number one...
Do your best!
Sashiko was preparing a small tool in secret for the staff!
She's good at it!
Even if the fans are moved by this bad joke,
the command is to treat it well!
I can see you're doing this.
I can't see you!
I can see you!
Look! I can't see you!
I want you to cherish the most important thing.
Which one is the most important?
It's...
an allegory.
Are you going to do it?
Is this it?
It's finally here.
Is it a treasure?
It's always here.
It's always here when I'm performing.
I see.
But it's more important to get an autograph with goods.
That's right.
It's written!
Who is it?
Kana Kana gave me her autograph.
Kana Kana... Is it Kobayashi Kana Kana?
Which one is Kana Kana?
YG...
YG is also Kana Kana.
YG is the most precious thing.
You've been wearing it for a long time, so you were taught by Mio and Mariko.
That's why I want you to cherish it for a long time.
Yes.
Yes, that's why...
It's written in my name...
But you're happy about it, aren't you?
Be careful!
The collaboration autographed goods of YG-A and AKB, which are surprisingly precious, are complete!
Do you have to write it on the wall with a spray?
It's mostly the body.
It doesn't matter!
How about in the refrigerator?
In the refrigerator?
Can I see it?
Yes, you can.
What?!
I'm curious about how you're going to use it in this situation.
I'm cleaning it up.
I'm sorry. I was hungry.
I'm sorry.
You can't make it if you're hungry.
I didn't care about it at all.
What's your favorite food?
My favorite food is curry and rice.
I love curry, too!
When is your lunch break?
A little later.
Okay.
Do you want to eat something?
I'm sorry. I was in a hurry.
Is it okay?
It's better than before.
That's right.
That's the only praise I can give you.
Let's go shopping.
Shopping?
Yes, let's go shopping.
The two went shopping.
In addition to onions and carrots, which are curry ingredients in a nearby vegetable store,
For some reason, they bought shiitake mushrooms from Oita, a local of Sashiko.
Returning home and starting cooking right away, Sashiko is working on something to let her fans know.
It's perfect.
30 minutes until the curry is ready.
Sashiko puts a calendar in her room that has nothing to do with commands and spends her time.
With that, the fan meal is complete.
I brought it back.
Thank you very much.
I've been waiting for you.
Yes, I've been waiting for you.
The shiitake mushroom is a little weird, but it's perfect except for the shiitake mushroom.
Thank you for the meal.
It looks delicious.
Thank you for the meal.
Of course it's going to cost you.
It's going to cost you.
Before it's on TV, you should learn the minimum education as an ordinary person.
Yes.
It's delicious.
Thank you very much.
Sashiko enjoys a fan meal full of thoughts.
What is this?
Oh, you forgot.
I thought you'd like it.
Besides, it's hard to open it.
It's the worst thing for an amateur to be troubled.
And now...
I know.
That's why you're bad at it.
What's wrong?
If you were an amateur, you'd be killed.
You can only say it when you're sitting down.
My stomach hurts.
It's different when you have nausea and a stomachache.
What's wrong?
Why are you so excited?
It's weird.
Whether or not he noticed that it was nausea or not is different, but it was a success to make him excited.
With that kind of half-heartedness, the assault program is over.
Has Sasho been able to make up for his failure last time and get revenge?
We'd like to thank Chichita P.
I really think that we should end this program.
We can't do it anymore.
I was happy.
You can't do it when you're happy.
Bring a can of spray.
No!
Hang it on the wall.
Then they'll say, "Stop it!"
That's painful.
What's going to happen to a show with such a fucking wet VTR?
Next time, it's a last chance.
We'll go to a more terrifying, real person.
The moment you enter, you smell like you're surprised.
You smell like you've never smelled before.
You don't have the courage to enter through the entrance.
There are a lot of places like this in Japan.
We can't do it!
That's why we're asking you to do a shoot like that.
You're all wet.
We'll see how much you can do in there.
Let's ask for your reaction.
If you think your house is really dirty,
and if you love AKB,
please come here!
Of course I'm an AKB fan, but I'm not a Sashihara fan!
Please!
Then you don't like Sashihara that much, right?
That's right!
Even though you're a Sashihara fan!
Karbata Yasunari's masterpiece, "Snow Country".
This book is also one that makes you want to read it.
Let's go!
As I passed through the long tunnel along the border, I came across "Snow Country".
My daughter got out of the car with a window full of windows and shouted far away...
Mr. Station Manager! Mr. Station Manager!
When I lowered the light and slowly stepped on the snow,
the man was wrapped up in a collar and his nose covered in snow...
and his ears were covered in hair from his hat.
Mr. Station Manager! It's me! It's me!
How are you?
Aren't you Ms. Kako?
You're back!
Is it cold again?
My little brother told me that he'll be working for me next time.
An emergency occurs in a hot bath!
Not at all!
This show is like home ground for Sasuko.
What we're going to do is...
What did you do last time?
I learned how to react.
Do you think you learned it?
Yes, I learned it.
If you say you learned it...
People in the reaction industry will say, 'Don't mess with me!'
Next week, we'll continue with the reaction game.
However, we can't leave Tsuchida alone this time either.
We have a special guest.
Yes!
He's known for his reactions.
Mr. Tetsuro Degawa!
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't tell me you're here again!
Don't pretend like you don't know me!
I'm sorry.
I couldn't make it this week, either.
Today, I'm here instead of Mr. Degawa.
I'm a member of Dachou Club!
Continuing with last week's hot topic...
We learned how to react in a variety show.
What kind of reaction will Mr. Dachou teach us this week?
We're in a hot bath right now.
But speaking of Mr. Dachou...
Is it a hot bath?
That's right!
Today's topic is...
Dachou Club's hot topic...
A hot bath!
First of all, Sashiko will try it for revenge!
Can you check the temperature of the water?
How hot is it?
It's hot!
This is...
I think it's about 50 degrees Celsius.
You're a reporter!
You're a comedian!
I'm a comedian!
I'll make you laugh.
Try it. How hot is it?
It's hot! It's hot!
Have you forgotten about last week?
We've come this far!
You're the only one who can laugh!
Why don't you do it?
"I can't help it, I'll show you how to do it perfectly" "Sorry, sorry"
So now Ueshima-sensei, please show us your perfect example!
Look forward, look back, look back
Look forward, look forward
Stop it! Stop it!
Ueshima-chan, calm down!
With mama's anger somehow contained, he again shows us his example!
This is hot with the fan
Is it hot?
It's this time, you know
It's the hottest thing!
It's the hottest thing
It's hot, it's hot
What's wrong with me?
It's hot!
It's no good!
52 degrees, 52 degrees and up, it's too hot!
It's hot, it's fine!
Ueshima-sensei, what's wrong with you?
Sorry, sorry
With various points of reflection, Sashiko again challenges!
What's wrong with me?
It's hot, it's hot
52 degrees
It's not bad, it's not bad
You're not that bad, Momo
You're trying to say 'it's hot, it's hot' as you go forward
You have to take it seriously at first
Okay, understood
Can you try it?
It's hot
It's hot, be careful, be careful
It's hot, it's hot
52 degrees
That's fast
There's no one around
That wouldn't be good
You're too popular
52 degrees
Can you come on?
OK, I'll try it
You're pretty motivated, unexpectedly
Can you go again?
Tachio-sensei!
52 degrees.
Now that Sashiko has finally taken shape, Tachio- sensei!
Please give us some examples of how to dress up!
It's true that Tachio-club is the best place to enter,
but you have to know how to greet people in advance.
You have to know what you're wearing.
That's right.
It's impossible for me to go there all of a sudden.
Of course it's impossible!
You have to say it in advance.
That's right.
Even if it's not for free, you don't have much work as a stylist these days.
Even though you're doing it properly.
Oh, sorry!
I really, really want you to do it.
The staff wants you to do it.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Get ready!
Hurry up!
Okay, Sashara, do this for me.
Sorry!
When did you two start doing this?
I'm sorry!
After this, Tachio-sensei will show us a mohawk performance!
I'd like you to cut it out if you can.
But due to a mistake, he'll lose his friends!
And now, Sashiko will show us!
Don't do it!
Hurry up!
And now, Sashiko will show us!
Move aside!
Slowly!
Really slowly!
How do you feel?
Don't push me!
Watch out! Watch out!
You're drowning! You're drowning!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
For a beautiful human life!
You idiot!
Wow!
Now, Sasaya, where did you miss?
Don't push me! Don't push me!
What's that?
This is...
I didn't see it!
You didn't see it properly!
I didn't see it!
What is it?
Do you want to replay the video?
I didn't see it!
I didn't see it properly!
Do you want to replay the video?
I didn't see it properly!
Now, the promised conversation has been decided.
Sasaya missed a point.
Let's watch the video to find out.
Stop!
Look at her hands.
Her fingers.
Why are your fingers like that?
Like this?
One?
Three.
Look at her fingers.
She's telling you to push her for the third time.
Wow!
When Ueshima-san is standing up there,
she's telling you how many times she wants you to push her.
Don't push me! Don't push me!
She's telling you to push her for the third time.
Slowly! Slowly!
How is it?
Don't push me!
She's going around you.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Go in front of her! In front of her!
She's pushing you and you're like, "Stop!"
Like that.
Isn't that a mistake?
It's a mistake you don't usually make.
Maybe it's because you're a teacher.
I'm sorry.
I was planning to go in there twice.
I did have that kind of planning.
I see!
I was planning to go in there twice.
I was going to put the ice in there and go in there again.
- That's the pattern. - Think of a pattern.
- But the two of them... - Go in and go out. - That's right.
- So when they went into the bathtub... - Ah!
- Into their mouths... - They didn't have hot water in their mouths?
- So... - So could this be a treasure game?
- That's right. - But it's an impossible mistake.
- Their backs were drowning because they didn't have hot water in them.
- They panicked and went back in.
- It's strange, isn't it? Even though they're being saved...
- Look, they went in. - Everyone laughed, but my manager and I didn't laugh.
- It's strange, isn't it? - It's strange.
- It can't be a traditional game. - It can't be.
- I really want you to cut this out. - This...
- This is prohibited for secondary use. - I hate it! I hate it!
- I'll cut it out! - Cut it out!
- This can't be used for secondary use!
- It's fine now.
- Then, we might not be able to see it again.
- Please cut out the failed video of Mr. Dachiong, which is too precious!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Ah!
- Then, we might not be able to see it again.
In the end, Sashiko will challenge the heat water balloon as UiShima!
52 degrees.
It's hot.
I can't stand it.
It's hot.
How much do you want me to push you?
You can't push me.
Push me.
I can't push you.
I won't push you.
Don't push me.
I won't push you.
It's hot.
I won't push you.
It's hot.
I'm drowning.
Am I okay?
The bubbles arekam out.
I won't push you.
An idol pushed back by a net pro!
Please watch this precious video carefully.
I'm sure you can still do it now.
No, I was told to kick only my feet today.
Treating our life's hot water as feet?
That's impossible.
It's just kanji.
I see. I'm sorry, I'll learn that too.
Just do it with grass or boxes.
Run, run.
You promised me you'd run.
But you did your best.
Thank you.
You're growing.
Really?
You can do it.
Alright!
Next time, let's go bungee jumping!
Bungee jumping?
Let's go the other way.
Let's go the other way!
Such a hot idol.
A new unit that Sashiko is also joining.
Not Yet's debut single "Mid-Autumn Not Yet"
will finally be released on March 16th!
Please wait just a little longer!
The opinions we're receiving from our viewers are...
You still have eyes that work hard.
No, you don't have enough heart and soul.
There are so many precious things!
We'll make sure to tell Sashiko!
You know you make me wanna shout.
Next week, Sashiko's favorite "that person" will finally appear!
I'll give it to you.
It looks so good!
Give it to me!
At Kikomaro's gourmet report classroom,
you can eat all kinds of gourmet food!
This is so good!
I can't do this.