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A national idol group, AKB48!
Among them, they're looking for a main MC for a show they don't usually get to be a main MC for!
Here they are!
Sashiko and Sashihara Rino!
This show is a Sashiko training variety show!
Since Sashiko became an idol a year ago, producer Tsuchida gives her various orders every time!
However!
Due to Sashiko Trust Board, which is organized by the show's sponsors,
Sashiko Trust Board evaluates Sashiko Trust Board every week!
If the low evaluation continues, Sashiko Trust Board will be shut down!
Sashiko Trust Board is opening a reaction club for teachers!
Sashiko Trust Board is facing a hot trend of traditional games!
On top of that!
Sashiko Trust Board is doing another sudden visit!
Who are you?
Good evening!
Is this being broadcasted?
It is!
I thought you weren't doing it anymore.
I'm doing it!
You're doing it?
It's okay, it's still okay.
Of course, this week as well, we have...
Takashima Daira...
Kousei!
Yes!
I finally finished it!
Yes, it's quite...
You've lost quite a bit of weight, haven't you?
A rocker and a heavyweight...
This time, you know...
After all, Sashiko...
This show has started and you've done a lot of things, haven't you?
Yes.
As an idol, you appear in a variety show...
I thought you might need a lot of things...
But I thought you might have forgotten something...
So I asked the staff...
It's a reaction...
That's the starting point, isn't it?
This time, we have...
Reaction game, please give up!
But, even for Tsuchida, there's nothing you can do about it!
We have a special guest!
Yes!
If you say "reaction"...
It's this person, isn't it?
Degawa-san, please!
Hey, hey, hey!
It's hard for you to come out!
Who are you?!
Call him again!
Who are you?!
Call him again!
I'm really sorry!
Today, we were going to call Degawa-san...
But Degawa-san is busy!
Don't say that!
Are you in a bad mood?!
That's right!
It's been a while since you've been so strong, you idiot!
It's Degawa-san's face!
It's the face of Dacho Club!
Degawa-san, it's "no" for you!
No, no, I'm really happy, but...
You have to do a reaction!
I see!
Please teach me!
Shall we do it?
Please do something for me!
Hey, you!
If you say "reaction"...
Do something for me!
Something like "please do something for me"!
If you ask me for something to eat...
I'll do it when we drink!
No, first of all...
When you say "reaction"...
You can't be embarrassed or anything like that!
That's not good!
Let's start with the gap.
Oh, the gap!
I want to see how you do it.
I'll show you how I do it.
This is the best way to do it.
Like Uncle Fei Fei.
You're making me laugh.
That's how good I am.
Don't make fun of me!
Something easy to do.
Something short.
I normally wear a hat.
It's in fashion now.
I was wondering if you had an example of what you normally wear.
Can you edit it for me?
Sweet, sweet, sweet.
Cruelly.
That's right.
What's wrong with you?
You just came up to me.
Now that we've seen Ryuheigai Theater,
let's go to
Mr. Dachou's reaction course!
Today's topic is
Dachou Club's representative game,
"Hot Hot Oden".
First of all, without knowing anything,
Sashiko will try to make oden.
Wait a minute.
First of all, I'll open it.
I'll open it.
Don't burn yourself.
Okay.
This is no good.
I'm sorry.
Can I stop it?
I don't like it anymore.
This is a hot pot.
That's right.
As soon as you touch it, it's hot.
Where do you put your hands?
Your ears.
Like this.
The viewers will know that this is a hot pot.
The first point of "Hot Hot Oden" is...
First of all, the viewers will know that this is a hot pot!
Hot, hot, hot!
It's hot!
It's really hot!
Be careful!
It's hot!
Be careful!
If you hold it like that, it won't open.
You idiot!
If you hold it like that!
You idiot!
You're not human!
Can you hold it like that and open it?!
You can't, right?!
Have you ever seen someone hold it like that?!
No, I haven't!
It was fine until it was hot!
After that, you just put it in and cut it!
This is life!
You were careful!
Are you okay?!
It's hot!
It looks good!
Close your eyes!
I opened it normally.
Please tell me!
You have to put in the steams, which is the most important thing in hot oil!
But you opened it just now!
You let out the steams!
You don't like it?!
Okay, I'm waiting for the steams!
Waiting for the steam to build up again, Dr. Dachou's example!
You have to call in the cameraman!
That's right, that's right.
You have to have the cameraman take it.
It's a reaction game where you make it together with the technical staff.
It's hot in here, isn't it?
It's hot, it's hot!
Don't come too close!
I'm opening it! I'm opening it! I'm opening it!
Did you see that?
That's how you do it, right?
Instead of facing this way, you have to face forward like this.
That's how you do it!
If you do that, the cameraman will come closer.
The points of hot oden are these two!
Using the lid to push out the steam and call in the cameraman!
Be careful.
Camera-san!
Can you look at me for a second?
I'm opening it.
Look at this!
It's hot, isn't it?
It looks delicious!
It's a reaction!
You can't eat it like this!
It looks so hot!
You can't have this much steam coming out of it!
Got it!
It's hot!
I'm opening it!
How hot is it?
It's hot!
Can you eat this?
It's hot!
Finally, Sashiko managed to open the lid!
Will she be able to pop it with her reaction?
You can do whatever you want with it.
Is it a radish?
Time's up!
What is it?
It's a cooking show again.
What's wrong?
It's still hot.
It's hot?
First of all, there's steam coming out of it.
This is delicious!
What?
This is delicious!
Are you okay?
What?
I've seen it before!
You're always bringing delicious food.
I've seen it before!
You're always bringing delicious food.
Point number 3.
Using steam, she can give others a reaction!
It's hot!
Call the three of them in.
It's hot!
Don't do it!
Don't do it now!
Did you get it?
It's delicious!
I'll eat it now.
It's hot!
Well, it's normal.
He's eating hot oden deliciously.
This is not a reaction game.
Let's do it in a row.
So, let's show the real reaction game to Mr. Dachou.
This is really special.
In the end, Mr. Ueshima will show you a perfect reaction game.
Please!
But today, I'm here to teach you.
Because I'm a teacher.
That's why you want to watch a professional game?
But if I show you everything here, I don't think you'll improve.
But you're doing it for a chance to watch it in person, aren't you?
That may be so, but...
You want to watch a professional game, don't you?!
I do!
But if I show you everything here, you won't be able to study, so I won't do it.
You won't do it?
I won't do it.
Then I'll do it.
No, I'll do it.
You can do it. I know you can do it.
I know you can do it.
Go ahead.
Wait a minute!
Ouch!
Next, we have a demonstration by the "Dacho" teacher!
Sashiko will show us a demonstration of "Dacho" club's hot oden.
Don't break it. Don't break it.
Look at my mouth! Look at my mouth!
The steam is coming out of my mouth.
I'll show you. I'll show you the steam on the camera.
Ouch!
Hot!
Cool it down. Cool it down.
Cool it down in a cold place.
Cool it down. Cool it down.
Cool it down properly.
You move it, don't you?
You don't have to hold it.
Look! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
Look! Look! Look! Look!
This is hot! This is hot!
Blow on it. Blow on it.
It's hot!
You blow it out!
It's hot!
You definitely move it!
I can't move it, but you do it properly!
OK, OK, OK. Let's eat konjac. Konjac.
Look!
Wow!
It's big! It's big! It's big!
It's big in there!
Ouch! It's hot!
You're an idiot!
Idiot?!
You're an idiot!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
That was a great lesson!
Then, Sashara, you've just seen it, haven't you? Tell us your points properly.
Well...
Yes.
I saw it and thought...
Well...
First of all...
I thought it looked hot.
No...
It looked hot.
And...
After you blew out the egg, you put it in here properly, didn't you?
No.
It's not in here.
Mr. Jimon has taken care of everything.
I want you to look at it like that.
Ms. Ueshima...
You know Ms. Higo, don't you?
She drops it.
She reacts like that.
While everyone's eyes are looking this way...
Mr. Jimon picks it up and puts it in here properly.
Wow!
That's amazing!
In order to see it like that...
That's it!
What are you talking about?! It's the same as watching TV!
It's the same!
Do you want me to say it again?!
That's amazing!
Even for Mr. Dachou...
It's difficult for him to do the same thing over and over again...
So, using the previous VTR...
Let's have Sashiko explain the points she missed!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
I really didn't do it!
Let me explain it one more time.
It looks like you're holding it down, doesn't it?
I'm not holding it down.
The spell is holding down Ms. Ueshima.
It really looks like it, doesn't it?
It looks like you're holding it down, doesn't it?
I'm not holding it down.
You're not holding it down at all.
It's true!
It can move at any time.
This is...
Ryu-chan is holding me down.
I see! You have to make it up with everyone!
With everyone!
That's right!
You have to make it up with everyone!
It's hot, so you have to move.
You have to do it properly!
You have to move!
You have to hold it!
You have to shake your hands!
The leader is throwing his chopsticks.
He's throwing them.
He's throwing them himself.
It's easy to understand.
He put the egg in his mouth.
The egg is flying...
He's flying!
I'm not giving you work there!
It's hot!
He's doing it.
Ueshiba-san is holding it with the camera.
Jimon-san is picking it up.
He's picking it up!
Amazing!
That's how it is.
There's a short version and a long version.
There will be a more detailed formation soon.
That's right.
This is what you call "gay".
Sashiko, why don't you try it?
Yes!
Sashiko will be playing Ueshiba-san and she'll challenge the "full point" reaction!
Is it really okay?
You have to hold it.
Is it really okay?
You have to hold it.
Is it really okay?
I'm going to do it.
It's hot!
Stop it!
Look closely!
Oh, my god!
Stop it!
It's hot!
Stop it!
What is this?
Stop it!
Watch this!
Okay, okay...
Whoa, it's hot!
I'm going to do it!
Stop it!
Watch this!
It's hot!
Ah!
Ah, it's hot!
Watch this!
Please forgive me! I'm sorry!
Alright!
What's with that egg?
It's foofoos!
Foofoos!
Give it back!
Even though you were in such a good mood, you had a two-shot kiss here!
On the face! On the face!
On the face!
Hit it on the face!
If you hit it, you have to react to the camera!
Yes!
If you hit it, we'll go outside right away!
Yes!
Wow!
Hot!
Ouch!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
This time, they managed to succeed!
At the same time, we have a great role distribution of the three!
Please watch!
No, no, not like this.
Get in line, get in line and dodge it!
Oh!
Wow!
The winner is...
Masa!
Aren't you an idiot?!
Hahaha! You're an idiot!
Isn't that enough?
It's really hot, isn't it?!
Of course it is!
It's hot, isn't it?!
Amazing!
It's hot, isn't it?!
But you have to judge it with that calmness!
How was it like just now?
Eh? It was really fun!
Ara... Ama...
No, it's fine. If you think it's fun...
Of course!
...we'll sign you up for the second Dachio Club.
Of course!
Ah, Dachio Club... How old are you now, Ueshima- san?
I'm already 50.
Ah, you're already 50.
It's fine. You want to change members, right?
Yes.
You want to add a new member, right?
No, no. If I'm her age, I'll be happy and give up my seat.
Hmm.
Yeah.
No, no, no. I'll give up my seat.
No, no, I'll give up my seat.
No, I'll give up my seat!
No, no, I'll give up my seat.
Please do.
You said it yourself. You said you'd give up your seat.
You're worth using it.
Hahaha!
Huh? You didn't hate it, did you?!
I didn't hate it!
I didn't hate it! I like it!
Ah, I see.
But I'll ask you to use it for today.
Ah, I see. I'll give up my seat with Ueshima-san from now on.
You'll give up your seat, right?
Yes.
You can give up your seat now.
You can give up your seat.
Yes, you can.
Then I'll give up my seat.
No, you'll give up your seat and I'll give up my seat.
No, I'll give up my seat and you'll give up your seat.
Please do.
You're using it wrong!
You're using it completely wrong!
You're making mistakes for the first time in your life!
Seriously.
Goodbye!
Thank you very much!
Even though you're an elementary school student!
This person, too, is someone you want to imitate.
(sigh)
(clap)
After this, that sudden attack will start again!
Full of AKB!
(clap)
Actually, I've been watching a lot of DVDs lately.
What kind of DVDs?
DVDs with various kinds of PVs.
Are they AKB's?
No, "Shoujo Jidai".
(laugh)
I've been watching "Color" and "Shoujo Jidai" so much that I can dance to them.
No way! Is it true?
There's a song called "Bodyguard".
There's a song like this.
That's good.
I'll send you an AKB DVD.
What?
I'll bring it next time.
Are you serious?
If you bring it, you'll have to go back to the office again, won't you?
(laugh)
You'll have to retire!
(clap)
On the eve of February...
Sashiko is interviewed by a magazine.
Yes, that's right.
When Sashiko's questioning lasts for a long time and the time zone changes...
I've been watching this from the beginning...
Hello.
Hey! I was talking seriously!
I'm sorry, reporter.
I'm surprised... Is it like that? I'm surprised!
The order is...
I'm surprised... I was talking seriously, but it's so embarrassing.
Order!
Good morning, producer's father.
Father?
What you're going to do this time is...
Attack!
It's a revenge of the fan club next door!
It's not like last time's halfway touch,
but I won't be able to do it as an idol in the future.
The next order is...
Attack!
It's a revenge of the fan club next door!
Sashiko herself will visit the AKB fan club's single men's house and...
have them do handicrafts full of love for AKB!
Last time, Sashiko challenged the first touch order to deepen her friendship with fans.
This second time, there's a slight change in the first touch order!
To the fans' most precious treasure,
Sashiko will visit and leave a mark!
Get caught up in bad luck all of a sudden and make your fans nervous!
Other than that, Sashiko will talk deeply with AKB members and move fans!
It's not like last time!
Is it okay for me to change?
It's okay.
It's okay?
Then I'll change right away.
Excuse me.
That's rude!
Really...
She'll change right away and move to the fans' house!
- Sashara-san. - Yes?
- This is the second time. - Yes?
How do you feel?
Well...
Last time, I did too much with a playful feeling.
At this point, I was like, "I'm not nervous at all!"
- This time, I watched the broadcast properly and... - You were licking me last time.
- No, I wasn't. - You were licking me so much in the VTR.
- No, I wasn't! - No, you weren't!
- I watched it properly. - If you think about it now, you were licking me.
This time, I want to do it seriously.
Is there anything you want to do in the order?
I want to write "Sashiko is here" on the treasure I care about the most.
Last time, I hid it.
I was so scared.
Could you bring me a drink?
This time, I want to write it in front of her.
- If you write it in front of her, won't you be stopped? - In front of her?
Yes.
Will Sashiko be able to show her growth and clear the order?
I just moved in, so I'd like to say hello.
Oh, hello.
You all look normal.
Good morning.
I'm sorry for coming all of a sudden.
You surprised me.
I'll pay for it.
What? You'll pay for it?
I'm sorry for coming all of a sudden.
Excuse me.
I'm fine.
Excuse me.
Go ahead.
Oh, that's great!
Look at this!
This way!
It's full of AKB songs!
That's amazing!
It's nice!
If my son's room looks like this, I'm going to throw it all away.
Oh, no!
If you guess who it is...
What should I do?
A phone?
Yes.
The phone is already AKB.
Akibo de Haruya
Oshii
Kanashii
Shoujo
Kawaii
That's "Ishida Haruka" version.
What?
This is "Shimada Haru".
"Shimada Haruka" version.
What does it say?
Aki, Fuyu, Haruka
"Aki, Fuyu, Haruka"!
I'm sorry, but I'm going to respond quickly.
Go ahead.
Excuse me.
What else is there?
Oh!
Nakamura Mariko
Oh!
Daisuki na Mariko-chan
Toh! Futatabi!
"Komori"?
"Komori"!
"Komori"! "Komori"!
I feel like we've gotten closer.
We've become friends now, haven't we?
Next week, Sashiko will finally carry out her meeting order!
Hurry up!
Excuse me!
She jumps out of her house and goes shopping with her fans!
On top of that, Sashiko will give her fans their most precious treasure!
There's no way I'm giving it to you...
On March 16th, AKB48's first single and debut single "NOT YET" will finally be released!
Please enjoy the up-tempo dance number!
Today's evaluation by the Sashiko Trust Board...
I think you've been working hard against veteran entertainers.
However, I don't think you've been taught anything.
I'd like to see your original reaction.
Also, I think it'd be better if you learned how to hold hands and general common sense when you take off the lid of a pot.
Right now, viewers are leaving comments such as...
New era of idols has opened up!
They're full of energy and guts!
Let's fight!
We're receiving a lot of valuable comments like these!
Thank you very much!
Of course, we'll be broadcasting this week's episode from KOSEIYU, too!
Next week, DACHO CLUB will show us their reaction!
Don't do it!
Sashiko Network Challenge!
Don't do it!