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National idol, AKB48!
But among them, there's one that doesn't quite fit...
Sashiko and her Sashihara Rino!
This show is Sashiko and her Sashihara Rino!
Like this?
What will happen to Sashiko's bomb speech to her seniors?
You know how they say, "don't say it if you don't want it," right?
That's right.
Sashiko and her Sashihara Rino!
AKB48 is finally over!
Sashiko and her Sashihara Rino!
What will happen tonight?!
This show is called "Sashiko EXCEPT BREAKING"!
In order to become an idol who is one year ahead of everyone else, Tsuchida producer will give Sashiko various trials!
However!
If the show continues to receive low ratings every week by the Sashiko Justice Committee, which is organized by the show's sponsors, the show will be immediately shut down!
What is it?
Sashiko is ordered by Tsuchida.
This is a conversation with Maeda Atsuko, whom you respect very much.
So, I'd like to have a conversation with Ms. Maeda today!
Yes!
Please!
During the conversation, Ms. Maeda Atsuko will be asked rude questions and if she clears them, she will get points!
She passed with more than 80 points, but if Ms. Maeda finds out about the plan, she will get 0 points!
Dodosukosukosuko! Dodosukosukosuko!
Don't you know it?
Well... Let's do our best! Really!
Let's do our best!
Well, this is...
What? What?
I thought you said it well just now.
But if I say it now, you'll get mad at me!
Why?
Please shake hands with me! Please shake hands with me!
What is your goal as an AKB member?
As an AKB member...
Our first goal is the Tokyo Dome, right?
I wonder what it is...
It's a realistic story, isn't it?
I want to stand there, but...
But... If you stand there...
Yes! I want to stand there forever...
I want it to be a dream again...
You've been dreaming about the Tokyo Dome until now, haven't you?
Yes, yes, yes...
If it's like that... If you say it's too early, it's like that...
But if it's over there...
Yes, it's like...
What will you do next?
It's lonely, isn't it?
Yes...
I see, I see...
It's really difficult, isn't it?
It's really difficult...
How is it?
Recently... How is it recently?
What's wrong? Why are you crying?
Recently... How... How is it recently?
How is it recently?
Recently...
What?
At the moment, it's 30 points!
Will she pass?
But in the second half...
Yes! I said it properly!
You're confident, aren't you?
Yes, I am!
Then it's fine. Let's go to the second half.
You like watching movies, don't you? Yes, I do!
I'll watch it!
Please do! I'd like to watch it!
I'll go with you!
If you have a goal or something like that, please let me know.
But movies...well...
You have to work hard, don't you?
When did you start shooting?
It started in January.
I see.
It must be tough.
You must be tired, don't you?
Don't you want some healing?
What? What are you trying to say?
If you're trying to say something, you'll break up right away.
Yes, you might want some healing.
If you make a weird face or something like that, will you be happy?
Are you going to make me make a weird face?
I'll do it. Please do it.
You want me to make a weird face?
Well...
Are you having a hard time?
Right now?
Are you having a hard time?
What?
Are you having a hard time?
Well...
You're right.
Are you having a hard time?
No, I'm having fun!
Really?
You know...
Well...
I'm sure you're having a hard time, but what is it?
Yes.
Huh?
To you?
Yes.
To you?
Yes.
To you?
Are you having a hard time?
I'm doing my best.
What is it?
I'm not having a hard time.
You're not?
I'm having fun.
Really? Then having fun is the most important thing, right?
Yes.
What did you enjoy recently?
What did I enjoy?
It's fun to be on a music show at the end of the year.
I see. It's fun, isn't it?
How do you spend your waiting time?
How do I spend it?
Am I sleeping?
Yes.
I see. You know what I mean, don't you?
What?
You know what I mean, don't you?
What?
You know what I mean, don't you?
Well...
You're cute, aren't you?
Thank you.
Why don't you shake hands with me?
Please, I don't have anything for you.
Do you want me to shake hands with you?
Do you have anything for me?
I don't have anything for you.
I have something for you.
Thank you.
Do you want me to shake hands with you?
I don't have anything for you.
You don't have anything for me.
I don't have anything for you.
Let's go back to what we were talking about earlier.
Do you want me to show you something?
I won't do it.
You don't have to do it. I just want you to see it.
There is something called love milk.
I think it would be fun if we all did it.
I'm trying to make it popular now.
Would you like to do it?
You said you wouldn't do it.
I knew you wouldn't do it.
Thank you.
Only 3 minutes left.
And now, Sashiko will show her strategy of abandonment.
Can I talk about my ambition a little more?
What is it?
This year, like you did in your drama, I want to go to Hollywood.
I think it's a good idea.
It's sudden.
Where do you want to go?
Hollywood?
I don't know.
A movie company?
Yes, a movie company.
Do you want to make a movie?
Yes, I do.
What about you, Hatsumimi?
I want to go to Hollywood in the end.
It's just a step forward.
I want to be like Hollywood all of a sudden.
What do you think?
I think it's a good idea.
Don't you think I'm a little cocky?
I think it's a good idea.
Do you think it's a good idea?
You think I'm a little cocky, don't you?
Yes, you do.
Do you think it's easy to understand?
Don't you think so?
What?
You think I'm a little cocky, don't you?
What?
She got only one chance and got 50 points!
At last, let's do our best to become more active!
Please!
Thank you!
At this time...
Let's do our best to become more active in 2011!
Thank you for talking with us!
Thank you!
How was it?
Oh, it's quite something, isn't it?
I know you're working hard and I respect you a lot.
But you know, I'm not good at it.
Really?
I didn't think you were serious.
I thought you were doing your best.
Oh, you're quite clumsy.
I was doing my best.
For example, I'm a senior entertainer.
So, I can't say "downtown" or "hamada" in the beginning.
On the contrary.
And then, I'll be asked "what's up?"
And I'll try to make you feel better.
I don't think you can say "kiss" in the beginning.
I can't.
While you're speaking in honorific language, can you be frank with me?
While you're pretending to be honest with me, you can say it with a sigh.
No way!
I can't say it in that situation.
You have to say it!
It's an order!
You're really not in this show!
No, I'm not!
What will you do?
For now, I want to know the score.
Let me announce the score.
What will you do if I pass?
It's over.
You've passed by 80 points or more.
The score is...
Too bad.
101 points!
Why did you say "too bad"?
Too bad.
Why? I'm glad you're happy. I'm relieved.
I thought it would be a big show.
Too bad! Why do you like Yuyuko-chan?
It's not like I like Yuyuko-chan.
Too bad.
There's one more VTR.
Shall we watch one more?
Yes.
Why did you come? It's too bad!
What happened to Sashiko?
There's one more VTR.
Shall we watch one more?
Yes.
I never thought it would disappear like this.
It was really tough.
It was tough.
It's going to be tough from now on.
I didn't think it would come out of your mouth all of a sudden.
No, I didn't think it would be easy. I thought I could do it.
And now, it's time for "Maida Asuko's Joke Story"!
Actually, today, I'm really sorry, but it's not like that.
It's not like that.
I didn't mean to talk about it.
I totally get it. It's not like that.
Enzo!
It's terrible!
I just got an order from Producer Tsuchida.
I think I said 80 points. I said it, but now it's out of control.
It's totally out of control.
If I get zero points, I'll be fired from this show, won't I?
No way. It's over.
It's totally out of control.
What should I do?
I see.
So, you didn't notice it before.
You got 101 points, but unfortunately, you got zero points.
What? Really?
What? What? What?
That's what you mean, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
I knew you got zero points, and I know you got fired.
So, I knew you got zero points, but I thought you'd give me 101 points for acknowledging my efforts.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't have that many kind staff.
No way! So, you're lying about your 101 points.
No, it's not like that.
In terms of points, you got 101 points for everything you did for Mr. Maeda in the previous VTR,
but Mr. Maeda already found out about it.
Then, why did you make me look forward to it? It's terrible, but I'm shocked.
No, it's not like that.
That's the rule, isn't it? If Mr. Maeda doesn't find out about it...
That's why I'm telling you that you're bad at this.
I just watched the VTR for the first time.
Is it over?
It's over, isn't it?
Is it over with such a light tension?
I'll leave it up to the evaluation of the Sashiko Psychiatric Clinic.
Viewers are also one of the psychiatric clinics.
Please vote for your evaluation.
I'm going to give you more and more orders.
I'm going to get over it and become an idol for the first time in my life.
Yes.
This is a plan to become an idol, isn't it?
That's right.
You may be deceived.
I may be deceived, too.
I'm not trying to be a layman like her.
I'm grateful, but...
Of course, it's hard to become a student idol.
Then you can put a lot of effort into it and do it for a long time in the entertainment industry.
That's right.
You can't just be cute and eat a lot.
That's right.
It's hard for you to get old.
You're young now, so you'll be pampered.
Until then, I hope you'll have a happy marriage and so on.
What's your favorite type?
Can't I ask you about that?
You can ask me about it.
My favorite type?
Yes, like a celebrity.
Are you a celebrity?
You don't have to be a celebrity.
You can be a big and fluffy person.
Are you a fluffy person?
I'm really fluffy.
You don't smoke.
Bye!
Next, we will decide who is the most boring one and decide who is the most boring one!
This time, we will continue from last week. We will have a big fight!
That's right!
Now, idols can't help but laugh.
That's right!
Even if you are beautiful, it can't be helped.
Even if you have a good style, it can't be helped.
Sashiko-san has a beautiful face and a good style, right?
Why do you say such bad things about me?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong?
You are amazing!
Huh?
The darkness in your heart is quite big!
Yes, yes. I will do my best!
In the first half of the game, Sugi and Sashiko won the game.
Will it be a one-on-one battle between these two? Who will win the grand prize?
Yes!
This time, we will give you a question!
Yes!
Here is the first question!
Please tell me what AKB is really about!
Yes, yes.
Right?
Yes.
Yes!
Sashiko-san!
I think it's like this.
AKB's A!
A! Akiyama!
Akiyama!
K! K! Kiyohara!
B!
Bukowicz!
B!
It's a famous same lion!
This is good!
Yes, Sugi-san!
Yes!
A! A! Akabane and...
K! Kamata and...
B! Bubaigawara!
What does it mean?
I just said it casually.
I see.
OK, Sashiko-san.
A!
Huh?
K!
Isn't K too strong?
B!
Oh, it's Bukobitch!
It doesn't look like it at all!
But someone...
Oh, it's Bukobitch!
I see.
K is too strong and Bukobitch...
Right, Bukobitch.
You really like it, don't you?
OK, Sashiko!
A!
You!
K!
This guy and...
B!
Did you notice the bubble machine?
Did you notice the bubble machine and this guy?
What kind of situation is this?
It's not over yet.
Not at all.
OK!
OK, Jay-san!
A!
From him...
K!
To this guy...
B!
Is it a berry ball?
Do you want to run?
A lot of people are flying.
It's like everyone is stuck and not flying.
Everyone is waiting for a berry ball.
Oh, Sashiko, can you do it?
Yes, I can!
OK, Sashiko!
A!
You!
K!
This guy and...
B!
Did you notice the bubble machine?
What's up with you?
You said you noticed it even though you didn't notice it before!
Yes!
You noticed it!
That's good!
Let's try different ways of doing it!
OK, the next question!
The most popular goods for gals!
Here it is!
The most popular goods for gals!
Here it is!
How do you use it?
Can I say it?
Yes!
It's been used for a long time, but I'll say it's an old western song.
That song is on a TV show called "Tunnels".
Yes!
Sashiko!
Yes!
Can I say it?
Yes!
It's popular among girls.
Yes, it's popular among girls.
Even if you kick me like this, I'll be fine, right?
Excuse me.
By the way, Sashiko, you wrote something.
I did something completely different.
Sashiko, what is it?
You wrote it.
What is it?
Sashiko!
Aisugi!
Sorry.
Aisugi!
Oh, you spread it out.
Oh, is it okay?
Oh, you spread it out.
Oh, is it okay?
Oh, you spread it out.
Like this.
Like this!
Aisugi, you said "good night" twice.
I'm sorry for making you do it.
I'm sorry.
Oh, Jai!
Yes!
Okay, Jai!
Huh?
It started raining.
Oh!
It doesn't rain!
Sashiko, what do you think of this?
She's laughing a lot.
Oh my god! It's too funny!
This is the right answer!
What are you guys talking about?
Isn't this a lie?
It's a lie!
What are you talking about?
As expected, Sugi and Sashiko are tied.
The winner is...
Sashiko!
Yes!
I beat Sashiko!
Yes!
Sashiko's punishment game is...
impersonation.
I'm not good at this.
Anyone can impersonate.
I'll impersonate Go Hiromi.
Oh!
She got it fast!
I'll impersonate Go Hiromi.
Go ahead!
Next up is...
Kuwata Keisuke.
I don't know who Kuwata Keisuke is.
I want to go home!
Kuwata Keisuke?
Is he a baseball player?
Today's evaluation by Sashiko's committee.
We couldn't get a lot of laughs with the big laughs.
As a TV personality, it was a bit of a shame.
I'm looking forward to the future.
The viewers voted for...
Petal Sashara is the best!
Good luck, Sashiko!
4987 votes!
Too bad!
Come back!
799 votes!
Please vote for us!
Gomart! Sashiko goes to her fan's house and attacks their home!
The day after January.
Sashiko relaxes in the machine room.
And there...
Thank you!
It's you, Tsuchida-san!
I'm Tsuchida, your usual producer.
But first, what do you think is the most important thing for an idol?
Yes, fans!
That's right! This time, Tsuchida-san is going to visit an AKB fan's house.
And Tsuchida-san is going to make an AKB fan's meal!
Wow!
Tsuchida-san's new mission is to make a meal for an AKB fan!
First of all, Tsuchida-san is going to visit an AKB fan's house.
And Tsuchida-san is going to make an AKB fan's meal!
And...
You probably don't know how to interact with fans.
That's why we've prepared an interaction order for you.
What is the interaction order?
Order list.
Listen to your fans' special skills, praise them and make them feel good.
In order for your fans not to notice you, change the poster in your room to your own.
There's no way they won't notice me.
As you can see, the interaction order Tsuchida-san has obtained is...
How many orders can she complete?
I think I can do it.
Let's go to an AKB fan's house and start moving!
Is there anything you think is difficult about this order?
Something I think is difficult?
Something I can't do is...
I can't give my autograph to my fans' most precious treasure.
But you're confident about it, right?
Yes, I'm confident about it.
Will she be able to complete the order without being noticed by her fans?!
Oh no, I'm nervous.
Here I go.
I'm nervous.
Good morning.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Adults Only Tournament!
Let's go!
Since I'm chasing my dream...
I want to chase it until I think it's enough.
Maeda, Oshima, Sashihara...
They do things like this!
Even the eyes of demons...
Basic!
Yeah, it's different.
It's true that the eyes of demons are weird.
Since I met you...
I've been happy.
Helium battle!
Ah!
She's putting up posters.
Next week, a sudden parkour battle!
Singers parkour at their fans' homes!
It's tough.