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AKB48's Sashiko and Sashihara Rino.
This show is Sashiko's one-generation variety show.
Sashiko challenges herself every time.
This time, Sashiko will have to talk with a minor.
However...
Why are you crying?
In addition, idols also need a sense of humor.
Therefore, they will have a serious confrontation.
AKB48's Sashiko and Sashihara Rino.
Good evening!
It's late in the night, but AKB's show is about to start.
AKB also has a number of people.
Who will come?
It seems that AKB members are coming soon.
Let's call them.
Good morning!
Hello!
I heard that AKB members will come today.
What?
I heard that AKB members will come today.
Really? Thank you in advance.
Thank you in advance.
Who will come?
Suda-san, Suda-san.
AKB48's Sashihara Rino.
Thank you in advance.
It's you!
What?
As you can see, we are all AKB members.
What?
You are all AKB members?
Yes, we are all AKB members.
Really?
The main show is about to start.
It's amazing.
That's why you are all AKB members.
You really don't know much about AKB, do you?
That's right.
Actually, I like Ebisu Muscats more.
Thank you in advance.
Sashiko aka Sashihara Rino, 18 years old.
She came from Oita in 2007 and won 19th place in the second round election held last year.
She won first place in the heavy rotation.
Sashiko!
She won first place in the rock-paper-scissors competition.
She is one of the most active members in AKB now.
What is your future goal?
Future goal?
Who is your goal?
Who is my goal?
Yes, it's easy to understand.
Oh, Mr. Hikomaro!
Oh...
Don't call me AKB.
As AKB...
If you are aiming for Mr. Hikomaro, there is no one in AKB.
Mr. Hikomaro is amazing, isn't he?
For example, what is amazing about Mr. Hikomaro?
He eats a lot.
He talks a lot.
He eats...
He is fast.
This program started with you trying to develop yourself as an idol.
When I heard Mr. Hikomaro's speech just now, I think all the staff and managers are in trouble.
This program is Sashiko Excalibur 80!
In order to become a one-man idol, producer Tsuchida will give Sashiko various trials!
However!
If the program continues to be evaluated low every week by the Sashiko Psychology Committee, which is organized by the program sponsors, the program will end immediately!
You gave an order to Sashiko, didn't you?
Yes!
The first one.
Yes, I received it.
How was it?
To be honest, I'm confident.
I think I did it.
Really?
Yes!
Well, we'll watch your VTR from now on, but...
Yes!
If it doesn't work out, we'll change it from the second broadcast to Maeda.
You're too open-minded!
That's the same Otapro.
You're too open-minded!
I can do as much as you want.
But I'm confident!
If it doesn't work out, we might change it from the first broadcast to Maeda.
Offline?
Offline!
We might change it to a pilot version.
No, no, wait a minute, wait a minute.
But I'm confident!
Really?
Really!
OK, I understand.
Let's watch the VTR!
AKB48 is now a national idol!
Among them, there is an idol who is not so bad!
Sashiko and Sashihara Rino!
However!
There is a passionate sponsor who wants to make a show with Sashiko as an MC!
However!
If the Sashiko Forest Committee evaluates Sashiko every week and the evaluation is too low, the show will end immediately!
That's where!
That's where it ends!
Tsuchida Teruyuki, who is also a senior at the office, has risen!
Every week, Tsuchida undergoes various trials for Sashiko!
Will it really double or triple?
The battle for Sashiko begins now!
The day after December.
Oh!
The office, right?
Yes, the office.
I don't really go there, so I don't know much about it.
In the meeting room where orders from Tsuchida were placed, Sashiko appeared!
Are you Sashiko Sapporo?
Yes, I'm Sashihara.
Oh!
It's like...
Is Yabajo coming to work?
No!
I'm an idol.
What is it? I'm scared! What is it?
It's her first time here.
Commander, congratulations on the start of the Kammuri program.
Let me announce this project right away.
This time, it's a conversation with Maeda Atsuko, whom you respect very much.
The theme is "2011's abundance".
The time is 20 minutes. It's long!
This time, it's a conversation with Maeda Atsuko, whom Sashiko respects very much.
However, it's not just a conversation.
During the conversation, Maeda will face rude challenges.
If you can clear them, you'll get points.
Then, what are the challenges?
Scoring list.
If you make Maeda Atsuko laugh, you get 1 point.
If you exchange Maeda Atsuko's phone number and email address, you get 10 points.
Isn't it low?
I don't know.
If you make Maeda Atsuko do komaneche, you get 20 points.
If you make Maeda Atsuko do "Love to you", you get 20 points.
If you make Maeda Atsuko say "it hurts", you get 30 points.
If you keep making Maeda Atsuko say "it hurts" for 30 seconds, you get 50 points.
If you clear these challenges and get more than 80 points, you'll pass.
However, if Maeda Atsuko finds out about the project, you'll get 0 points.
I can't kiss.
80 points is a pass.
First of all, it's impossible to talk for 20 minutes.
What should I do?
Yes.
It's about time. Please stand by.
Yes.
It's almost time.
It's nice.
It's nice to be taken away without thinking.
Maeda is recording a skit in a nearby studio.
Let's go to the scene and ask for a conversation.
What is this place?
The studio where Maeda Atsuko sings.
Maeda Atsuko.
Good morning. Excuse me.
Good morning.
Good morning. Thank you for having me.
Good morning.
Excuse me.
I wanted to talk with you today.
All of a sudden?
Maeda Atsuko successfully catches her!
Where should I talk with her?
The conversation starts now!
Today, I'm going to talk with Mayura-san!
Thank you!
Look at Mayura's relaxed attitude.
Today's topic is...
Mayura-san's personal aspirations for 2011.
What kind of program is this?
This is a conversation show.
I don't know what it's about.
Mayura-san's personal aspirations for 2011.
I'm 20 years old.
I'm 19 years old, right?
But...
I want to do something like 20 years old.
You want to do something like 20 years old.
I see.
You know, in cell phone contents...
you do comedy.
Yes, I do.
So, comedians...
Kiss her.
Isn't it strange to kiss here?
Recently, "funny girls" are popular.
Mayura-san's personal aspirations for 2011.
What do you think of "funny girls"?
I want them to give me a massage.
Really?
Dodosukosukosuko...
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
That's amazing.
You don't know comedy, but you know how to give a massage.
I know.
Well...
What is your goal as an AKB member?
As an AKB member...
Let me see...
I hope Sashihara will do her best.
Even though you are Sashiko?
Shouldn't I do my best?
You can do your best even though you are Sashiko.
There is a catchy copy.
Do you know "even though you are Sashiko"?
It's a blog, right?
Yes, it's a blog.
There is a word "even though you are Sashiko".
What is it?
You don't have a strong will, do you?
As an AKB member...
As an AKB member, I have to do my best.
Let's do our best!
It's pretty intense, but she gets 20 points!
It's too hard.
It's too obvious.
You really don't know, do you?
That's right.
I really don't know.
Let's do it again.
Really?
Yay!
Thank you!
I'm getting a lot of hope in this show.
I'm happy I got a chance to get along with you.
So, in order to do my best as an AKB member...
I want to shake hands with you.
Why?
Let's do it.
Please.
Shake my hand.
You're not good at shaking hands.
Shake my hand.
You're not good at it.
Why?
First, shake my hand.
Do you doubt me?
Of course I do!
Do you want me to shake your hand and start communicating?
Why do you want me to touch your body?
Okay, let's talk about your goal as an AKB member.
AKB, right?
What is it?
Our first goal is the Tokyo Dome, right?
What is it?
Right?
I want to win, but...
But...
If you win...
Right!
I want to win more.
I want my dream to come true again.
You've been dreaming about the Tokyo Dome, right?
Right.
If you win, it'll be too soon.
But if you lose...
Right, it'll be too late.
It'll be too sad.
Right.
I see.
It's really difficult, isn't it?
Is it difficult?
Yes, it is.
How...
How have you been lately?
How have you been lately, Asu-chan?
How...
How have you been lately?
What?
Will Asu-chan win for the first time?
How is it?
Well...
To put it in one word, you're not good at it, right?
What?
When you're surprised, you shouldn't say "Eh? Really?"
You should say it with a high tension.
But when you say "Eh? Really?"
I can't say it.
I can only say "Asu-chan, what's going on?"
You can say it like a gag.
Ah, I see.
I don't know why, but when you suddenly ask for applause...
It's weird, isn't it?
Why is it weird?
Well, if it's like this, this show...
It's a little behind, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
Please watch it again.
There's a sequel.
The second half.
I think the staff will upload it on YouTube.
You're mean!
Export!
Can Sashiko get 80 points?
The second half!
The second half continues!
Unfortunately, we're still doing this.
That's a relief!
Unfortunately, the studio is in Adachi Ward.
That's not unfortunate!
It's in Ogiri Ward.
It's my first time riding a train.
You're a rider or something, right?
This time, we're going to have you do a challenge in Ogiri Ward.
In Ogiri Ward?
Yes, in Ogiri Ward.
For idols, their sense of humor is important!
So, this time, we're going to have you decide who's the most boring person!
First up is this guy!
Let's see which one of you is more boring!
Let's go!
Let's do a quick search on Instagram!
Sugiyama!
What?
Of course you killed me!
Export!
If you have evidence, bring it over!
Detective!
Yes?
We have the results of the autopsy!
Sugiyama, listen up!
The fingerprints on the knife used for the crime...
This is the worst!
...and your face match!
My face?!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your hard work!
Yes, yes!
Hey, look at me!
The stage is long, so my voice is loud, right?!
Your voice is loud!
It's a lot of work for Onsei-san!
It's not the volume of your voice up until now!
We'll call in one more group!
Please come in!
Good evening, everyone!
Good evening!
My name is Patrick Mancini!
Nice to meet you!
Then, shall we start?
In the past, in Italy's soccer league,
in a place called Serie A,
there was a doctor's impersonation of a player who got injured in a match on a rainy day.
The top... of... the... top!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you for doing it!
The worst impersonation ever!
It's like a shooting game!
Get in there! Get in there!
It's fine! It's fine!
So, is this what an AKB program should look like?
It's... it's pretty...
It's terrible!
So, we'd like to get started, but...
This time, we're going to announce the topic randomly.
So, please think about it and announce it first.
So, let's get started!
The topic is "Monthly Poverty Relief."
This month's special article is...
Monthly Poverty...
This month's special article is...
Here we go!
How to raise your hourly wage by 50 yen.
What does "monthly" mean?
It's not "monthly"!
What does "monthly" mean?
I see!
It's not "monthly"!
I see!
Yes! Yes!
Oh, Sumi-san!
Yes! Yes! I'm poor, so...
I don't have much, so I'll do it like this!
I'll sew it up and close the bag, right?
Yes...
No, you're getting better and better!
Yes! Yes!
You're getting better and better!
That's right!
How to make perfume with green onion juice.
Oh! Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Oh! Yamada-san!
Yes!
Let's wipe your butt with money!
On the contrary!
The result is bingo!
Seriously?
On the contrary!
On the contrary, you're going to step on it?
Yes!
Yes, Yuto-san!
Yes!
How to get a taste that shop assistants don't like!
I see!
Oh, beautiful!
Oh, Yuto-san, you're good at it, right?
There's a point to this, too.
Yes, yes!
Yes, Sugi-san!
Let's say it with all our might!
Yes!
Cambodia tour!
Yes!
Yamada-san!
On the contrary, let's get food from pigeons!
I see!
That's good!
That's good, too!
I see!
This month's special article is...
Yes!
Special!
Let's spend time in other people's toilets!
What do you mean?
Since we don't have much money, we're going to stay in other people's toilets!
I see!
She's angry!
Yes!
First of all, I'm really angry!
Really!
If we were in our twenties, we would have been dragged there, too!
We're going to be in our forties soon, so we've settled down!
Now, the next question!
Yes!
Out of 100 people, 16 people!
What kind of number is that?!
Out of 100 people, 16 people...
Yes!
Is it more or less?
You're serious!
It's not less!
Out of 100 people, 16 people, so it's less!
You're working so hard!
You know it well!
Really...
I don't know the answer, but...
Out of 100 people, 16 people!
What kind of number is that?!
A person who borrows a document system from Tsutaya!
It's in proportion!
I think it's important!
That's true!
Yes!
A person who doesn't borrow from Hollywood!
Yes!
A person who's paying 2,000 yen now!
Ah!
That much!
Look at everyone!
Ah!
That's right!
That's amazing!
Yes!
You're looking at the focus!
It's embarrassing!
Out of 100 people, 16 people!
A person who saw Kiyohara in Roppongi!
Isn't there more?!
If it's Kiyohara-san, there's more, right?!
By the way, I saw him recently, too!
That's amazing!
Yes!
Isn't that good?!
I think Sugi-san will win in the finals!
I don't like this anymore!
You two are completely out of it!
Shall we go to the next one?!
Yes!
Shall we go to the next one?!
Male idol unit, ECOZAMURAI!
They were born, right?!
Yes!
ECOZAMURAI were born!
Their debut single's title is?!
Yes!
After this!
Sashiko's big delusion with a switch on!
Hey, did you know? Maeda Atsuko is doing comedy!
What? There's no way I'm doing comedy!
Welcome!
Ah, you're right! She's doing comedy!
Is Maeda Atsuko finally graduating from AKB?
Ah, sugemutsu zo! Ah, sugemutsu zo! Ah, sugemutsu, sugemutsu, sugemutsu zo!
Sugemutsu zo! Sugemutsu zo! Become sugemutsu zo!
That's pretty interesting!
I've never seen anything like it! Show me something else!
Hey, did you know? Oshima Yuko has a boyfriend!
Are you kidding me?!
There's no way that's true!
Good morning!
Lucky you!
Where do you want to go?
She's so cute!
Tori, didn't you like Acchan?
Feels good!
Yes, but she's too cute!
If you want to see more, search "sashiko no kuse ni" on the internet!
Male idol unit, ECOZAMURAI!
They were born, right?
Yes.
ECOZAMURAI was born!
What is the title of their debut single?
Yes!
Kihon teki ni utanpo.
ECOZAMURAI, of course!
Doesn't she look like she's growing?
She's growing!
Yes, J.
Hachiji ni shoutou.
Yes!
She looks like she's in a coma!
Yes, Sugi-san!
Shirogo no katen de ii janai?
I don't know.
Yes!
Gomi sute naito.
She's good!
Doesn't she look like that?
She's ECOZAMURAI!
Yes, J.
Recycle, recital, revival.
She's good!
Yes!
Sajara!
Heya to ichien chokin to watashi.
Heya to oaisasu to watashi.
She knows it well!
She's good!
Really?
She's good!
I'll keep going!
Next question!
Who is Sazae-san, who has become the world's strongest?
Yes!
She's holding a bomb in her shoulder.
Who is that?
Sazae-san!
She looks like her in the picture.
Sousuke-san, can you show us the picture?
I'm also good at copying.
Copying?!
The picture looks exactly like her!
Yes!
Sazae-san!
Really?
Sazae-san, does it look like her?
Yes, J.
Yes, J.-san!
Yuzo-san!
Sazae-sama and...
I see!
Yoko-sama...
She's covering herself!
This is Yoko-san!
She's covering Yuzo-san!
Sashimi-san!
At the end of "te-ten-ten-ten-ten",
she's throwing a bomb over there.
That's why she's the strongest.
Are you covering Sashiko?
What do you mean?
Oh, I should go home.
No, no, it's fine.
Yamai-san!
She did a collaboration.
A collaboration, right?
Sazae-san, she's definitely the strongest.
Yes!
Yes, Sashiko!
For now, I'm Super Saiyan.
What does that mean?
Please don't ask me anymore.
Yes, Shouzuku-san!
I'll give up drawing for now.
Yes!
After swallowing it, I'll spit it out!
She's the strongest!
I won't let you get bored!
I'll spit it out!
Yes!
Yes, Sashiko!
I'll pick up Isasaka-san's handball.
Isasaka-sensei, right?
Yes.
You're right.
She's the strongest...well, she's the worst.
Yes, Jay-san!
My political feelings are tingling.
I know why!
Because you're the strongest!
Yes, Yamashita-san!
My left hand has a psycho eye.
It's a cobra, right?
Yes!
Yes, Sugi-san!
My left hand has a psycho eye and my political feelings are tingling.
What? Your political feelings are tingling?
Yes!
Your political feelings are tingling, right?
This is bad!
Seriously...
I didn't think this piece of junk would say something like that!
Yes!
Connert!
Sashiko World Explodes!
Hey, look!
Sashihara Rino is doing weird things on her phone right now!
She's probably Sashiko, right?
Don't say that and look!
Don't you usually look for what's in a box by hand?
This is what's in this box!
Really?!
This is so stupid!
Even though you're 19th place!
Sashiko is doing her best, too!
For now, even though you're Sashiko, look it up!
Sashiko-shiko?
Yes.
I'll accept it.
Even in this period of time?
Yes, yes.
Thank you very much.
Right? It's on TVS.
The deciding match of the big match!
Who will win the glory?
Today's evaluation of the Sashiko Committee.
I want to say one thing about Sashio-san.
I hope you'll do your best.
By watching this program,
I hope you'll go to Sashio-san's website and download it.
Adult's Self-Introduction Tournament!
Maeda, Oshima, Sashihara are doing this!
Maeda Asuko, beyond singing and dancing, she's really challenging herself!
This website will make you fall in love with Oshima!
Where should we put it?
Sashiko is thinking about what's in the box!
The conversation between Maeda and Sashiko is now complete!
Do your best!
Maeda, you're stupid, aren't you?
And...
Please look forward to it!