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Can I eat it now?
Thank you for the meal.
Actually, I have one important announcement.
What is it?
The show will end next season.
No way! I've never heard of it.
Is it your first time hearing of it?
Yes, it is.
But I thought it might be your first time hearing of it.
Looking at you now...
It's my first time hearing of it!
I thought it might be your first time hearing of it.
Um... I knew about it.
I'm sorry.
You said it's your first time hearing of it, right?
Before we started.
I wasn't sure if I could do it well.
But I've been laughing about it before you said it.
I'm sorry. I couldn't do it.
First of all, what does it mean to give up on this show?
Wow, this is good.
Mr. Tokiyama, please do it for me.
Mr. Tokiyama, director, please do it for me.
My luck is changing.
Wow, it's finally stopped.
I'm going to crush Rush's corner.
You don't know the reason, do you?
I don't know.
Well, the reason for this is...
It was a very difficult reason to say.
What is it?
Well, the numbers were bad.
Well, that's true.
Especially, Mr. Kawakubo's conversation today is 0.1%.
Mr. Kawakubo is really bad.
Seriously.
However, this show has been said by many people.
That's right.
"I'm watching you." It's been said a lot, hasn't it?
There's a really serious reason for it.
I'm going to be in the drama shoot.
Please calm down.
Please wait a minute.
Please calm down.
Let's think calmly.
Please wait a minute.
Are you going to end the show like that?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Why are you wearing such a flashy parka?
I'm scared, I'm scared.
And thank you for coming in black and white today.
That's right.
You know...
I came here with a little compassion.
Thank you for coming with a little compassion.
You're always flashy.
Well, I have to make a very sorry confession.
I came here with a little compassion...
Whose drama is it?
It's up to me whether you like it or not.
Please tell me the name of the drama.
The name of the drama is...
If you were an idol, would you like to fight?
If you say that name, I can't fight anymore.
There are only two reasons.
The other one is...
Mr. Ono is going to Getsukuri.
Wait a minute. Why do you look like you're going to leave?
Mr. Ono won't leave.
Mr. Ono is going to Getsukuri, so...
It's not easy for anyone to come to this show with a cheap budget.
He took it well. It's always like this from below.
That's right. It's not easy for Mr. Ono, including this equipment and everything,
but Mr. Ono is going to Getsukuri, which is Mr. Ono Machiko's ultimate ambition.
And the next reason is probably the biggest reason, but...
[Why is Mr. Ono going to Getsukuri?]
The director, Mr. Nakano, has been hired for a new show on "East".
Oh my god!
This is the biggest reason.
Isn't it a shock?
To be honest, it's Fuji TV.
Who?
Fuji TV's Golden.
What?!
This "East" is...
It ends with "buncle"!
What time is it?
Monday night at 6 p.m.
Monday night?
Sunday.
Sunday night at 6 p.m.
It's behind the law firm where you can queue up.
I'm definitely going to look over there.
I'm definitely going to queue up, Sashiko.
And I'm sure Mr. Hatano will be on that show, too.
What?!
I'm scared!
You'll be on it, won't you?
I won't.
I won't be on it.
To be honest, Mr. Nakano's absence is the biggest reason.
Is Mr. Nakano that important?
I don't know. It's not like it's Mr. Nakano's bad words.
Mr. Nakano is a veteran of this show.
That's right. He did a great job.
He's clumsy.
I'm going to say the same thing.
But people say clumsy people a lot of times.
Was clumsy people popular?
At a lecture, they said, "Please don't fire clumsy people."
I was like, "What?! Is that how it is?!"
"Clumsy people" was so popular back in the day.
No, until I said "clumsy people," not everyone knew my name.
In this show, Nakamura-san said, "Let's hire another director," and you said, "I'll fire clumsy people."
You said, "Please fire clumsy people," didn't you?
If I say, "I'll fire clumsy people,"
You'll fire clumsy people on Sunday at 9 p.m.
If I say that, everyone will like it.
As for me, I'm going back to my normal self in the fall.
So Nakamura-san's show is going to start when it's over.
That's right.
My drama is going to end with "One Cool,"
so I'd like to launch my summer self, or autumn self, or winter self, in the fall or autumn cool.
I really don't know what it means to rest for a limited period.
That's inevitable!
Because...
I'm a drama.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm working hard, too.
That drama is going to be full of "One Cool."
I'm covered in "One Cool" at night.
If you joined "One Cool,"
it would be like, "Ah, Sasha is shooting for "One Cool," right?
It can't be helped.
And Mr. Ono's month is coming to an end.
What position do you choose in your month?
As a cameraman.
Top or second position.
Isn't second position a little frustrating?
If that's the case, Sasahara's land is the weakest.
I don't need Sasahara's land first.
There's only first place.
Is that so?
I think the team will do it in half and half.
I was suddenly called this time.
This program is provided by T2, a subsidiary company, and the sponsor you are watching.
What are you doing for other instagrams?
Amiri is a stick.
I see.
In the past, we also did formation education.
I appeared in it once, but I was addicted to it.
It's a shame it's over.
It was interesting.
Yusuke's MC was the most interesting.
It was interesting.
Yusuke is always the first one.
Shimone is always the first one.
I can never use it.
Now it's starting.
What is that?
I don't know.
It's like you made up a studio and misunderstood it.
I'll say it at the meeting, but it's annoying.
Everyone says it.
It's interesting, isn't it?
I wonder if you'll stop it.
I'll read it.
Yusuke's MC is Yusuke.
This is...
What is it?
Fukuda Yuichi-sama, I'm sorry for the sudden call.
I have a favor to ask you this time.
Yes.
With Fukuda-san's money, please give me Sashihara- san's autograph.
I'll give it to you.
The good thing is...
She lives in Tochigi Prefecture.
She lives in my hometown.
Please show me.
And...
The picture of Sassy I sent you...
2010...
To put it in one word...
It's ugly.
It's the ugliest picture of Sassy I've ever seen.
It's really ugly.
Sassy has become beautiful!
At that time, I had just joined Otapro.
It looked so good on me and I kept it.
As you can see, there is a bone between Fukuda-san and Sassy-san.
There is no bone between Fukuda-san and Sassy-san.
That's why you asked me for a bone.
It's amazing, isn't it?
What is bone?
I think we should change the plan for this show.
It's too late for that.
What is it?
I may have said it before, but we should make it a helper show.
I'm sorry, but I can't do it.
I can't do it alone.
I don't have time for it.
Let's make a ramen shop for people who want to make a ramen shop flourish.
I'm too desperate for my own money now.
Right?
No matter how much poison you're going to spit out in the future, it's for people.
Let's make a show of goodwill.
A show that makes people's love come true?
Yes.
What is sad? People's love is sad.
Let's make a show of goodwill.
I think it's more pure and easier for children to watch.
When people say, "I'm watching your show. I want to eat Sashihara ramen."
My heart aches and tears come out.
I'm sorry.
Right?
I'll do it in a dirty way.
If it's a Sashihara ramen shop for people who want to make a ramen shop flourish, I'll say, "Please go to Sashihara ramen."
Right?
I'll say, "Please go to Sashihara ramen."
This is a nice idea.
It's a nice idea.
Right?
Yes.
What was the most interesting thing you've done so far?
I don't know. Is it a movie?
What?
I think Sashihara's opening scene in the movie was the most interesting.
Making a movie for HKT48.
I'm Sashihara Rino of HKT48. Nice to meet you.
Hello.
People who have their own agency think they have money.
Aren't you stupid?
What are you talking about?
Don't say I'm stupid.
It's okay.
I'm Sashihara.
Hello.
Nice to meet you, director.
You sound like someone you know.
Director.
I might ask you something rude.
Is there a work you didn't recoup?
Like this.
Everyone is surprised.
Everyone was surprised.
There are many things.
Yes, there are many things.
I didn't know you were such an amazing person.
Right?
Yes.
Since then, you've been making mistakes with zero points.
Yes.
Zero points.
A movie called "Zero Points".
What was it about?
When you started with zero points, you made mistakes.
What was it about?
"Eternity Zero".
That's right.
It's 800 million yen.
That's good.
I envy you for having hope.
Mr. Zakiyama.
Let's work.
But you don't want to be an actress, do you?
No.
It's a different story if you talk about it and the agency accepts it.
But for me, being an actress is a great job.
So I don't think it's a job I'm aiming for.
But I think you'll get an offer.
No, I won't.
I think you'll get an offer.
What will you do if you get an offer?
I won't.
I'll do it if the agency accepts it.
What will you do if you get an offer?
I'll do it.
What?
I'll do it if the agency accepts me.
So you won't be in anything but "Getsuku"?
I'm really bad at it, so I don't want to be in it.
I just don't want to cause trouble for people, so I don't want to be in it.
"Getsuku" and "Hetta" and "Getsuku" and "CX" dramas... I definitely want you in them.
What if you get an offer from Zakiyama-san?
Well, well, well... I have connections, you know.
You don't always come, do you? You don't think about it because you don't come, do you?
I don't know! "Kiseijuu"... Right?
What role is it? "Kiseijuu" role?
"Kiseijuu" role.
If it's like that, it'll be funny, so I'll be in it.
"Kiseijuu" role sounds funny, doesn't it?
It's pretty funny, isn't it?
It's funny.
You know...
What was funny about it?
Ah! I see! But for me, "Keiba" project was pretty shocking.
"Keiba" project?
Yes.
Why?
Because there's no TV show that does it like that.
There wasn't anything wrong with it, because I kept losing.
Even if you put your legs together...
I'm scared. I'm scared.
You can't stand up without support.
I'm too scared.
I can't do it anymore.
She's out of breath.
They've started.
They're neatly aligned.
It's a good start.
A horizontal line.
From the outside...
14th...
Feather step.
From the inside...
2nd... Long stride.
Ah! Chief Smile is in 2nd place!
Chief Smile is in 4th place now!
From the outside...
Huh?
The lead is 7th... Royal King goal!
7th and 1st!
Sakamoto-san is hitting it!
Really?
Huh?
I don't want to do it again.
Your face back then was amazing.
I don't want to remember it.
You had an amazing face.
With your hat over your eyes.
You had a terrible face back then.
I think it's the first time in the variety industry...
That you're properly prepared...
But you end up losing.
That's right.
No matter what happens...
If you're prepared, you'll end up losing.
Yeah.
You lost.
You were talking with Kojiharu back then.
What kind of betting did you do?
You bet ¥44,000. That's a lot of money.
You should do it until you get it right. What kind of betting did you do?
I mean... I used to bet box. I used to bet triple box.
You won't get it right.
We should go somewhere.
Where?
To gamble and play pachinko.
Until you get it right?
If you get it right, people will think you are crazy.
I don't like it.
She is a character beauty. She got a lot of attention.
She said "I started watching you since episode one."
Kojiharu's ¥45,000?
She said "It's funny."
When did you say that?
When we had a quarrel.
You know, when you gather and sit on a chair.
I'll tell you where we sat.
When you sit in the audience's seat, you wear a furniture.
That's a little...
This studio...
You sit in a chair.
You sit in a chair and you rehearse.
There are two entrances.
Mr. Tamori...
Mr. Tamori always sits in the middle.
Mr. Director...
Mr. Mimura...
Mr. Sachihara...
Mr. Hayashi...
Mr. Sachihara always sits in the middle.
Mr. Hayashi is a regular here, isn't he?
He's almost a regular.
Mr. Takei is here.
There are a lot of them.
But Mr. Noonboys sits here all the time.
Mr. Shono sits here all the time, doesn't he?
Then, at the very end, Mr. Funassyi's manager...
Mr. Funassyi's manager comes and sits here.
I see.
It's Mr. Funassyi's manager, not Mr. Funassyi.
Mr. Funassyi can't come here because of work.
Oh, I see.
Mr. Funassyi's manager comes and Mr. Funassyi's manager starts looking at me from the first episode of "Sachihara's Run".
Oh, I see. Mr. Funassyi's manager.
Mr. Funassyi's manager told me about it.
I see. I see.
Mr. Funassyi's manager doesn't say "nothing" like you do?
He doesn't say "nothing".
If you wear it, he says it.
Well, he's my manager.
He's my manager.
(Mr. Funassyi's manager)
It's not exciting to talk about it like that.
No, it's not exciting.
We haven't done it for a long time.
It's not that long ago, is it?
At first, I liked Mr. Funassyi so much.
But at the end of this show, I started to hate him.
(Mr. Funassyi's manager)
Actually, I know why you're angry.
But isn't it Mr. Funassyi's fault?
It's Mr. Funassyi's fault.
Right?
Yes, it's Mr. Funassyi's fault.
It's Mr. Funassyi's fault, but...
I messaged Mr. Funassyi.
I said, "Mr. Funassyi seems to be angry at you."
And then...
He said, "No, please forgive me."
Wait a minute!
Mr. Funassyi, that's really annoying.
But on the one hand, it's only Mr. Funassyi's fault.
I want you viewers to know that Mr. Funassyi is really at fault for this matter.
It's my fault, isn't it?
Okay, then.
Let's reconcile with Mr. Funassyi for the first time in the DINE season.
No, no, no.
It's really impossible.
Let's reconcile with Mr. Funassyi.
Well...
Now...
Shall we get DVD scores?
That's good.
This is a special DVD...
What will you do with it?
I'm going to announce it now.
Have you decided?
I've decided.
What is it?
When I said "what is the special DVD?"
Throughout this show...
Well, there are a lot of things in the middle of it.
There's a time when I specifically said I'd do a project.
What is it?
Are you going to make ramen?
I said I'd do this project.
Cup ramen.
Even though I specifically said I'd do it...
There's a time when I haven't done it yet.
It was a project that Sasshin was excited about.
So I'm going to do it...
And I'm going to get a special DVD for it.
It was on the agenda.
What is it?
I'll say it.
At Jiro's house...
No!
At Jiro's house...
A survival game.
No!
Don't you want to play it, Jiro?
A war game?
Playing it online in a bed.
Playing it with foreigners.
This is a weird way of laughing.
This is how they laugh at us.
I want to do it.
Playing a game with Jiro.
I want to do it!
I'm recruiting team members.
I want to do it!
It's fun!
Playing a game with Jiro.
You laughed a lot.
I talk with Mr. Hasegawa on Twitter.
But I don't talk with Mr. Jiro.
Jiro is like that.
Only Mr. Jiro?
Is Mr. Hasegawa here?
Yes, he is.
That's good.
That's not attractive at all.
You laughed a lot.
But it's not attractive.
I'll tell you about it later.
You'll sell it.
I'll tell you for sure.
It says "restricted conversation version" on this show.
But it sells well.
That's right.
Restricted conversation version.
I have to do it.
Jiro is waiting for me at home.
Jiro is waiting for you at home.
Actually, I didn't tell him about it.
What is it?
The director of "golden" is coming.
Excuse me, I'm Nakano of EAST.
No, no, no.
Do you make that face?
It's so beautiful!
If you knew you were coming, you would have made it a little more beautiful.
What is this? There's something crazy about it.
What is it? It's okay, Sasshi.
Hey, hide it. What the hell is it?
You have a great attitude.
You can't show it, can you?
Wait a minute!
That's a good reaction.
Oh, I'm scared!
No, no, no!
I'm going to take over the world with this!
You're not wrong.
I'm not wrong!
I can't take it with a cotton swab.
This program was brought to you by T.2T, a company- owned company, and sponsors like you.
It's a program where you have a schedule for Sasshi, but you don't have a schedule for everyone else.
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was fun. It was a good memory.
Yes.
Well, in the end, what I can say is...
In the end, Dentsu was promoted.
It's very frustrating.
In the end, we were rolled up by Dentsu and finished.
That's right, Dentsu.
Fukuda-san is also on Dentsu-san's show.
The next one.
That's right.
After all, we are rolled up by Dentsu.
Dentsu was rolled up!
In the end, Nami was rolled up, too.
Rolled up!
Zabun was rolled up!
Toho was rolled up!
I told you not to say "Zabun was rolled up"!
Toho was rolled up!
Your movie is going to be Toho.
Toho was rolled up!
Tom and Jerry were rolled up!
Gaoh!
I'm busy.
In the end...
In the end, please show us the lion, too.
The footrest, too.
Yes, the footrest.
Let's end with the footrest.
I feel sorry for it.
I don't know if it's autumn or winter, but it depends on Nakano-san's show.
Yes, it depends on when Nakano-san's show ends.
It's okay if you write a letter to Fuji TV asking me to end it as soon as possible.
That's right. If you write a letter to Fuji TV and say, "No, no, I'm really doing it," it's definitely no good.
What we're saying now is because it's on TV, so please don't actually send letters to the show or anything like that.
Please don't do it. Please don't do it. I'm begging you. It's definitely no good.
The first episode of "Fujinojin" is going to be about Sassy and Aoki making up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hope you like it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bye-bye.
Is it okay for me to see your face?
You're saying really small things.
It's okay. It's okay.
I didn't say anything.
Oh, come on.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Then please forgive me.
I thought it was an eraser.