AISubs v3.5
I love looking at real estate.
It's amazing.
Wow.
What is it?
Wow.
What is it?
Wow.
I really think it's a success.
The balcony alone costs 130 yen.
Wow.
If it's 200 yen,
is there anything wrong with it?
What do you think it is?
If it's 200 yen, is there anything wrong with it?
It's not good.
It's getting lower and lower.
Let's go somewhere cheaper.
It's cold.
Wow.
It's amazing.
It's better than the previous place.
Is it? It's better.
Hello.
Hello. Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
I'm sorry. I'm already excited.
Really? Let me show you around.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you for watching.
This is the room.
We have prepared slippers for you.
I like it.
It's very comfortable.
I like it.
It's wide.
It's very wide.
It's 49.2 square meters in total.
This is an island kitchen.
This is my house.
This is the house I live in now.
This is a no-disposal room.
Yes, it is.
I'm a little excited now.
I'll explain it to you.
This is where you put the TV.
What is this?
This is a projector.
I'll lower the screen.
This is a theater room.
What is this?
I like it.
This is the best night view.
This is the direction of the national swimming stadium.
You can see Tokyo Tower and Skytree on the left.
I like this place.
You can drink wine and sake while looking at the tower.
What is this?
I don't like it.
I don't like this room.
Wow, it's spacious.
This room is much more spacious.
It's great.
The storage is also much more spacious.
This is a separate room.
The storage is spacious.
Everything opens up completely.
This door is amazing.
Yes, you can put everything in one.
I see.
Isn't this Sashido's living room?
I think it's about that.
There is a TV here and it's narrow here.
It's about like this.
It's exactly like this.
This is what it looked like in the photo.
It's exactly like this.
There is a kitchen here.
There is a kitchen here and there is a sofa here.
You can sit there and dance a little.
You can dance.
Congrats!
It's important.
Congrats!
Actually, this apartment has a lot of benefits, and you'll know it when you go downstairs, so I'll explain it to you later.
But I can already guess what it is.
What is it?
No, I can't guess at all.
Can I guess?
Fitness room.
I said it.
No way!
I said it.
- In that corner room... - In the top floor?
In the top floor, there is that much of a living room, and this one, and two rooms.
- Then, 50? - 50?
- I think it's more than 50. - Really? Tell me how much it is.
70... 70... 70? 80!
- Oh! - 80.
I think it's 80.
- The answer is 800,000 yen. - What?!
- No way! - It's true.
The rent is 740,000 yen, and the management is 600,000 yen, so it's 800,000 yen.
- Wow! - I knew it!
- You knew it, didn't you? - I didn't know.
- Wow! - The management is 600,000 yen...
The rent is 740,000 yen, and the total rent is 800,000 yen, so it's perfect.
- Wow! - It's... it's not expensive...
- It's not expensive... - No, it's not that expensive...
- It's not that expensive... - It's not that expensive...
- Really? - It's a place, and it's a corner room...
Oh... I don't like it at all...
If it's 70...
- 70 is not a home for a woman in her 20s. - That's right.
- I think this person... - You know...
A house where people who look good like this live in.
- I think Nobushikobushi of Heisei lives in there. - Wow! I totally agree with you!
- It's a key point, isn't it? - I totally agree with you!
- Nobushikobushi of Yoshimura lives in there, doesn't he? - That's right!
Can you do it?
It's difficult to do it at home.
Thank you very much.
Stop it.
Thank you very much.
Not that...
On Twitter, you know, on Monday, suddenly...
I have a recording, I'll be waiting for you.
He started tweeting me recently.
What? What? What?
He talked to me on Twitter.
Yesterday, so...
Tomorrow's recording, come and play!
I said, "Listen," and then...
No, that's...
If you say it suddenly, Fukuda-san will get mad.
No, that's...
It's a free three-part program,
I told them not to do that.
Oh, really?
I asked them where I should go and they cut me off.
I was like, "What should I do?"
Oh, really?
I tried to contact my company.
Oh, I see.
I called my manager many times. "Isn't he here?"
Isn't he on your schedule?
No, he's not.
I can't get in touch with you.
I told them about it on Twitter about three times.
We don't know much about Twitter.
Do you have so much freedom on TV?
She told me about it.
No, no.
I came here to play with you.
I told you not to do that on Twitter.
But you can't get into a fight.
Why?
You came here to play with me, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You came here to play with me, didn't you?
You can't get into a fight, can you?
I don't think so.
I can't believe you came here.
You have to follow me on Twitter.
I can hear you.
Call me "fanser".
Are you kidding me?
I'm sure you have a lot of fans.
You can't make money by just walking around the city.
I've been walking around the city lately.
Thank you music.
Oh, you're making music.
Let's make music.
I want to go out with you someday.
Let's go out together.
When you go out for a variety show, you go out as a duo, don't you?
You're trying to be polite.
By the way...
I'll help you.
This is very professional.
If you go out as a duo, you'll have a good relationship.
Let's make a duo name.
"sashikonnu".
I don't want to say "botsu".
"sashikonnu".
"sashi".
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it all of a sudden.
What is this guy?
"sashi" means convenient.
Is it okay if it's cheap and the room is small?
"mack" and "ohshobanai".
Oh, I see.
But...
Don't say "kombu".
"kombu" is "musunda".
I don't know. I'm doing it myself.
I don't use "kombu".
Do you actually use "kombu"?
Don't use "kombu".
"musunda kombu" is "musunda kombu".
Hey!
The director said "yes".
Hey, director!
I feel like I'm going to die.
Will the fans say "kawaii" when they see this?
"kawaii"...
But you're angry with me, aren't you?
You're angry with me, aren't you?
I'm not angry at you at all.
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Ikkenya
- Hello. - Could you show me around?
- Sure. - Thank you.
- This is Ikkenya. - I'm happy. What's this?
- Why? - I want to live in Ikkenya.
- Ikkenya is cool. - Let's go.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- This is a nice building. - Yes, it is.
- It's my first time seeing it. - It's a three-story building.
It's nice.
Thank you.
What's this?
- What's this? - It's a hostage.
- What? - She's eating.
- What? - Oh, no. It's a terraced house.
- Oh, no. - It's a terraced house.
Ikkenya
Let me explain you one thing.
Sashihara's face is completely rejected.
No, no, it's not like that.
No, no, it's good, isn't it?
Being able to interact with various people.
I often see this face that is completely defeated now.
No, no, it's not like that.
Because you can say "I'm back", happiness.
Look.
If you say it alone, no one will listen to you.
You can say it.
That's right.
Look.
Shall we disturb you?
I haven't seen it yet.
That's right, that's right.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Fashionable meals.
Various cereal bowls are placed.
If you come back, you can eat with everyone.
"I'm back", in the first place.
You can eat here.
I'm back.
Ikkenya
It was really hard work today.
What?
It was really hard work.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What do you mean?
I saw various things today.
You went to a house worth two million yen.
Isn't it expensive?
It's expensive, isn't it?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Eat, eat.
Eat strawberries.
Right? Thank you for the meal.
Right?
"Ikkenya" is a famous restaurant.
Yes, yes, it's delicious.
The conversation is a little off.
Isn't this strawberry really delicious?
I just bought it today.
Really?
You don't realize it.
It's been a while since it's been like that.
It's still like that.
It's amazing. It's a mysterious house.
Eat, eat, eat.
What's wrong?
I was surprised.
The party has just begun.
I was surprised.
Ikkenya
Sassy, this is the "Terrace House" you admire, isn't it?
"Terrace House" is Toyota's car, so I can drive around as I like.
No, no, that's a little different.
It's different, but...
It's stylish, isn't it?
Would you like me to show you upstairs?
I'd like to see it. Where can I see it?
Thank you very much.
This is your shared space, isn't it?
Yes, that's the lounge.
It's a recreation space for children.
Oh, Shinjuku.
Do you have furniture like this?
Yes, we do.
We also have a refrigerator.
Wow, that's great!
What I like about this is this diagonal toilet.
It's a diagonal toilet.
Look at this pillow. It's also compressed.
If you open it, you can cover it.
Even if an old friend comes, you can handle it.
Look, it's good, isn't it?
Look at this.
Look!
It's so kind.
This towel is water repellent.
The bath towel.
You prepared it for me.
Is there only one bath?
There are two baths.
Yes, there are.
Two are for girls and one for boys.
This floor is for girls only.
Oh, this floor is already...
That's right.
The bath is next to it.
Shall we guess?
Let's guess.
Seven!
Ah, seven.
I think I know what it is, but I might guess it.
Nine is...
What? Really?
It's a big change.
And it's a meeting that can't be changed by anything.
How about nine?
Let's say eight.
Eight.
Please.
It's 16,000 yen.
I was the closest, wasn't I?
Hey, it's 160,000 yen!
I'm sorry, but I'll sign it for you.
No!
160,000 yen!
But you can't live in Daikayama for 160,000 yen in such a beautiful place.
This place is special.
The ceiling is a little high.
It's high.
The ceiling is slanted.
And there is a lot of storage.
It's high.
What about the boss's room?
And the initial cost is cheap, so how much is the rent here?
It's 40,000 yen.
Ah, it's cheap.
It's here.
No charge.
But I think the room itself is very good.
But Daikayama is very close.
Daikayama is a great place, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's beautiful and above all.
But you don't want to go out, do you?
Ten.
Ten is fine, but...
When you don't want to be alone...
Like you said earlier...
Oh, it was tough today.
Yes, yes, yes.
The reason is that I'm the type of person who doesn't like living with the members.
That's because you're a member, isn't it?
That's because you're a member, and even more so because you talk about work all the time.
You can talk about things other than work like you said earlier.
You can also learn English.
No, Asagawa-san, please rest here.
I'm fine.
I don't have much contact with people.
That's not weird!
It's great!
The share house is great!
But, you know...
Even if I eat there, I'll go home.
You'll go home.
Thank you very much!
I received very interesting information from my manager, Mr. Sakamoto.
I received a certain email from Otapro.
I will read it all from the beginning.
It's a little long, though.
Ms. Sashihara seems to like a comedian named Hasegawa Shisonno.
She wants you to go out with him.
Ms. Sashihara confessed and is going out with him.
Hasegawa wants to see you again, so he connected and said, "I'm here to see you again and you can come and see me."
And he wants to see you again, so he came and said, "I'm here to see you again and you can come and see me."
For Ms. Sashihara, this is a negative thing.
Also, please refrain from cooperating with Ms. Shisonnu, who is an actress, from the agency.
This sentence is sent to Otapuru.
I can't say anything about it.
I feel like I've been found out.
That's right.
Anyway, stop it.
Stop it, you idiot.
Your job is weird, isn't it?
I want to say one thing.
I'm embarrassed of you.
Ms. Sashihara, you're looking down on me.
I don't like you, either.
Before that, I'm sorry for you.
We don't like each other.
I'm sorry for you.
You should keep this in mind.
I'm grateful for you.
You've become the most famous idol and a rumor.
Dad, Mom, I'm dating the most famous idol.
You're lying.
We're not rumors.
We're rumors only among us.
I'm glad you're worried about me.
I'll ask you again.
You two aren't dating, are you?
We're dating.
Stop it, you idiot.
My fan will leave me.
Please don't use this scene.
Thank you for watching this video.
- So you two are dating. - Yes, we are.
- If I say it now, you might live together. - Yes, you're right, Rino.
- I have to look for a house. - You're right, Hasegawa.
Hasegawa, you're weird. Look at the distance.
- I don't know you. - I'm embarrassed.
- I don't know you. - I don't like it when you make fun of me.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Oh, hello. - Nice to meet you.
Is it here?
- Here it is. - Wow.
- Wow, it's nice. - Wow.
- This plant is nice. - The sprout is amazing.
- It's amazing. - What is it?
- It's all calculated, right? - Yes, it's calculated and calculated.
- This used to be a shoe factory. - Oh, a shoe factory.
- That's why the shoes... - Oh, you're right.
- They renovated the shoe factory. - Renovation.
- Renovation means... - Yes, it's a little different from pattern changing.
- It's a building that can be revived from the ground up. - Oh, I see.
- It can be revived beyond design. - I didn't know that.
- Please come in. - Thank you for coming.
- Wow! - Wow!
- What is this?
- Look! - Yes, please look.
- It's different from what you usually do. - This room is made by Ohariko-san.
- Ohariko-san is a seamstress. - Seamstress!
- That's why it looks like this. - Wow!
- This is cute! - You can draw each of these with your hands.
- With your hands? - Yes, with your hands.
- Look! It's a girl's favorite. - A girl's favorite.
- Cute! - Cute!
- What is this for? - There is a hanger on top of this.
- Oh, I see! - It's for removing or putting things away.
- Wow! This is amazing! - Wow!
- It's like a before and after. - It's like a work of art.
- It's stylish! - Where do you put ketchup?
- Where do you put soy sauce? - What? Ketchup and soy sauce?
- You can put it in the freezer. - Where do you put pepper?
- Kesho? No, it's not kesho. - Yes, it's kesho.
- You can put pepper here and there. - Yes.
- You can cook and remove this, too. - Yes.
- What about sugar? - What?
- What about sugar? - No, sugar...
- On the contrary, you can put it under like this. - Yes.
- You can buy it and think about it yourself! - Wait!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Look at this. - I can't go in. - Why?
- I'm not that skinny, so I can walk barefoot in a hotel.
- I can walk barefoot outside, but I can't walk in a tile. - Then I'll go to a beauty salon every day.
- Let's go in. - No, I can't walk in a tile.
- What? You're wearing socks. - I feel sick.
- I've never seen anyone like this in a tile. - I can't walk in a tile.
- Why? What's wrong with a tile? - You go in! - Like this? - You go in!
- Look at me. - Show me how comfortable you are.
- I was born to fit in here.
- I feel so good.
[The first room]
- This is it. - It looks like an outdoor room.
- Wow! - This is amazing! - It's here! - It's here!
- This program is sponsored by EXSING and... - It's cute, right? - It's cute, right? - It's not cute at all.
- Actually, the room we saw earlier is... - This is it. - It looks like an outdoor room.
- Wow, this is amazing! - It's here! Look! - This is amazing! - It's here! - Look!
- This is great! Look! - Look! - It's so long. - It's so long. Look!
- Wow! It's here! - This is amazing! - It's a sky tree. - Sky trees are so beautiful!
- Amazing! - Isn't this amazing? This is amazing!
[The second room]
- 79,000 yen. - What?! Is it that cheap?!
- But if it's that price, it's fashionable, and you can get a train for about 10 minutes, and you can get a car, and you can get this kind of design... - Then let's think about it, Sashi.
- Sashi, let's think about it. - Huh?
- Sashi, which room do you want? - I don't need to be fashionable.
- You said you couldn't go in. - Yeah, I couldn't go in.
- Then let's switch rooms. - Yeah, let's switch rooms.
- Switch rooms?! - Switch rooms!
- Switch rooms!
- What is it? But it's a really nice house. - Firewood. Firewood.
- I think it's one of the most affordable houses we've visited today.
- It's a nice house that fits your budget. - It's really nice, isn't it?
- Then, since you've made a contract... Is it okay? - Huh?
- Since you've made a contract, is it okay? - Stop it!
- Stop it! Isn't it weird?!
- This place looks difficult too, Sashi. - Yes! I'm sorry! I love this house!
- Oh, really? - I'm confident in this house.
- I think it's good, though...
[The third room]
- Then, since you've lost your concentration... Is it okay? - Is there anything else?
- Around here, right? - Yes. Let's switch rooms.
- I think you're having dinner with someone, aren't you?
- Well, you know, I always have dinner with my friends.
- It's fine! You had dinner at the theater, didn't you? At the studio.
- That's right. - It's fine!
- What are you guys doing?
- The usual.
- I get it, Hatagawa! - I know, it's weird!
- We're not riding it.