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I'd like you to give me suggestions for my role in "If Only".
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- I didn't know! - Nice to meet you!
- Who are you working with? - I'm with Panther!
- Aren't you interested in Jiro? - He's a war soldier.
- You connected him with your headset, didn't you? - It's so funny!
- Put on your headset and hide. - No, no, hey!
Hey! That's foreign culture communication!
- We just finished a project. - That's right. Jiro's house.
- It's so nice! - We're going to play at Jiro's house.
- I'd like to go there. - We went there once.
Wow! This is so good!
- This is crazy, too. - It's so good!
- What's that? - I'll try it next time.
- It's confit. I'll order it. - Confit is over there.
- Which one? This one? - This one. This is just red wine.
Okay! Let's eat!
- Wow! - She's so good at cooking.
- This is all I can do. - You're amazing! Thank you so much!
- Let's call the next person. - Okay!
- Next! - Yes!
- An actor. - Yes!
- He's an actor. - Yes!
- I think he's good at cooking. - Yes!
- Please look forward to it. - Yes!
- I'll call him now. - Yes!
Please come in!
- Hello! - Yes!
- Good evening! - Yes!
- I think you should introduce yourself first. - Yes! Please do!
- I've been walking on "mote" road for 32 years, hoping to become popular.
- I'm an actor, Takuji Kawakubo. Nice to meet you! - Yes!
- Basically, I was once in Sanma Goten as a married actor. - Really?
- I like kompa. - Really?
- I've been famous for it. - Really?
- Don't you enjoy it? - But I like kompa. I want you to love me.
- So you like kompa and support me? - Yes.
- That's amazing. You're so opposite of yourself.
Can I be honest? I don't like drinking places.
I watched "Bonenkai Special".
What is it?
I watched "Bonenkai Special" of this show.
I don't like men who get drunk and scream.
It's fine for me to get drunk while eating, but I don't want you to get drunk.
I don't like men who eat and scream while drinking.
I don't like men like you.
I hate men like you.
I can do that.
However, the most important thing in drinking is air temperature.
It's important to be able to fit in there.
Drinking doesn't mean getting excited.
This is "ken" and "na" are different.
"Ken" is "na" and "ken" is "ken".
Excuse me, I don't know how to say "konpai".
What is "ken"?
It's "ken" and "na" are different.
You don't have to get caught up in the conversation.
You don't have to read it out loud.
"Ken" is "na" and "konpai" is "konpai".
You don't have to read it out loud.
You can't just say "konpai" in a quiet place.
You have to fit in there.
You can say "konpai" from various angles.
It's about you two.
I don't think you'll say "konpai".
Even if you say it, I think you'll say "kowai na".
I have a proposal for you.
Plan 1.
"Truthful Combo Technique".
Sounds good.
Amazing.
I just heard it.
You just heard it, right?
This is one of my many combos.
I have seen many men who can do it.
"He is a good man." "He is dangerous."
But you should never follow a man like him.
I want to do it.
That's right.
I will do it while eating.
Sassy, you can't do it now.
He is already in a man's hand.
I will do a combo technique that will make you pay attention.
That's amazing.
You can rest assured and do a combo.
I don't think the fans are watching this.
I don't like combos and places like that.
I don't like it.
I don't like eating with celebrities.
If you take this combo technique and go there,
you can protect girls and your friends from bad guys.
It's called "side brake".
"Side brake".
There are many ways.
You can become a "side brake".
It's not like that.
You can protect your friends and yourself.
It's a very effective structure.
I'm very interested in it.
It's something I don't know about.
I'm very interested in it.
I didn't know there were people like you.
What kind of "side brake" do you have?
There are two patterns.
One is in winter and one is in summer.
A man came.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
He sat down.
There are two things you can do first.
Two things you have to be careful of.
Pattern one.
People who wear knits.
It's unexpected, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Oh, it's coming!
People like that choose knits to lighten up their image.
Is that so?
But in knits, men's hearts are made of silver.
Silver.
Do you wear knits?
We don't wear knits.
Oh, I see.
Some of them do.
Good-looking knits are different.
What about men who aren't good-looking?
Men who aren't popular wear knits because they want to stretch their back.
It's annoying to do your hair.
But popular knits are different.
When you're talking at a bar, you say, "Wow, it's hot in here."
Sorry, I didn't touch your hair at all today.
You say you're sorry, but that naturalness makes you want to do more.
That's funny.
For men.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
Then, Sashi, take it off.
Oh, my!
Oh, my! It's moist!
Oh, my!
Uro-san, it's not moist!
It's not moist!
It's moist!
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Good-looking knits are different.
That's one thing.
That's a good lesson.
The first one is a hipster pattern and the second one is knits.
Yes, yes, yes.
There's one more thing about this season.
Black mouth glasses.
Oh my god!
Did you get that from Shisong?
You're all the same!
We're in the same business!
We're in the same business, so we're fine.
Datte?
I'm called "Masamune", as a handsome Datte glasses.
"Masamune" is not allowed.
Why not?
First of all, I have a desire for transformation.
I showed myself in two ways.
First, I'm dressed up and I'm wearing it.
Ah, you look kind.
What is it? Oh, I'm dying!
By showing a natural side of you, you can revive your personality.
That's crazy!
You know what I mean?
That's right!
If you take off your glasses, you can show a gap that makes you look different.
That's how you revive your personality.
This is the first time I thought I was cool.
I thought you were different.
I don't think you guys are crazy!
You don't think so?
You guys are crazy!
Why don't you think so?
It's not like, "Oh, that's not true." It's like, "Oh, I see."
You're excited.
I want to know.
But if you think of this as a self-defense technique...
On the contrary, if you take off your glasses, you can show a gap that makes you look different.
You can.
I'll do it.
I'll do it with my glasses.
I'll do it.
I've learned a lot about this.
That's interesting.
That's amazing. You should be careful about it.
That's right.
I'm really interested in it.
It's interesting.
I didn't know there were people like you.
That's amazing.
Can I make one more suggestion?
Even if you want to fall in love or go on a date, you can't do it.
If you can do it, I'll show you my 32-year-old dating skills.
I wanted to be popular, so I got a lot of licenses.
With that license knowledge, I can suggest a lot of things like "Tokyo Date Plan".
Wow, that's amazing.
Can't you two go on a date?
Basically, if you pass this project, you can go on a date with Sassy at the next location.
Wow, that's tough.
For example, you can go on a night view date. You have a license for night view observation.
You can observe night view from various night view spots.
You have to be careful of people in front of you.
I can suggest you all kinds of plans.
Are you popular because you know your face?
It may be a sloppy way of saying it, but I'm popular.
Kago-san is popular.
Are you serious?
I'm popular for that.
I don't have a job as an actor anymore.
Please forgive me.
But Sando is a senior actor.
His real job is an actor.
It's for a specific video.
I'll use my sword for the next ten minutes.
I'll draw with my sword.
We'll take a bath together in a dark bath.
We'll start with "where are we?"
What did I say?
I don't know where we are now.
Where are we?
You didn't say "sword" at all.
I didn't say "sword" at all.
You didn't say "sword" at all.
Why?
Is your friend only weird people?
Why?
I don't want you two to have bad habits.
That's what I want you to understand.
I see.
I think fans will be relieved.
Thank you very much.
OK.
Did you understand about Mr. Kawaguchi?
It's like a TV show.
OK. Did you understand?
Is it OK?
Do you have anything you want to ask me?
I hope you don't mind.
If you are asked a number by someone you don't care about, will you answer?
Yes, I will.
Do you want to have a serious conversation with him?
That's a very realistic question.
Please don't ask me a serious question.
I think he is like that.
First of all, you have an economy.
You will ask him for his number, right?
First of all...
I will call you.
What number is it?
I will call you later, I'm sorry.
I will call you later.
There are not many men who go in and out of there.
And when I met him for the second time,
I didn't call you.
I didn't call you. Why?
Oh, I didn't know either.
Which one did you call?
Can we talk?
Yes, let's talk.
This is first, right?
Yes, yes.
And when you meet him for the next time,
If we meet for the third time, isn't it fine?
We met for the third time, right?
We met for the fourth time, too.
If we met for the third time, we met for the fourth time, too.
Why do you look like that?
If we meet for the third time, is it okay?
Why do you look like that?
No one will get hurt.
If we meet for the third time, we will meet for the fourth time, too.
Interesting.
Konpa philosophy.
No one will get hurt.
That's great.
And it feels like fate.
It gives the other person a bad impression.
That's right.
After all, drinking is really about practice and training.
It's more fun to do it twice than once, and it's more fun to do it three times.
"I've come up with this." "I see."
It's a weird way of saying it, but I'm going to drink first.
Is it okay to drink first?
Well, it's better to have a drink first.
What happens if you have a drink?
If you have a drink in between, you can adjust it to fit the habit.
By doing so, friction will not occur here.
"I see." "It's just the right feeling."
"How about drinking at Shizomu's Hasegawa?" "Oh, that's good."
Hasegawa is the easiest place to mess with.
"Oh, then." "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."
Don't mess with me right now.
The next location is Zenhan and Jiro's house.
Oh, that's right.
In the second half, we'll have a drink with Hasegawa and Kawakubo.
It's red.
"It's red." "I think it's fun."
This is the best.
"This is good." "I was interested in Jiro."
Please come to Shizomu's house.
"Huh?" "Please come in." "Isn't the partner's bamboo long?"
No, I did it earlier.
"I'm happy." "It's not bamboo length."
Yes, sit down, sit down, sit down.
"It's not bamboo length." "It's not bamboo length."
What do you think?
"No, that's right." "But the last one is beautiful."
Each one has its own good points.
"It fits in." "It fits in beautifully."
"Can I say that?" "No, I think you can say that."
"No, me too." "The three of you have your own good points,"
and the day will come when you can see new scenery.
"That's right." "Isn't that a big thing?"
That's right. It's like a new dream.
First of all, we'll go to a man's house.
And we'll have a drink.
Then, I've decided.
The four of us will go to war.
No, what is it?
You really don't want to leave the house, do you?
No, no, no, Jiro-san, you always come back.
Even in the smoke, if there is a thermal scope, you can hit people.
Then, at first, the four of us will play games at Jiro's house.
Then, we will leave Jiro behind and the three of us will go out.
Are you going to leave Jiro-san behind?
I don't want him to go to the bar anymore.
If I say this, I'll probably get caught in the chemical bomb.
This is all I have to say.
First of all, the chemical bomb will show its power.
It's not a go-kun or anything like that.
We want to teach you about the fun of drinking.
Well, we don't know about the fun of drinking at all.
There are only nuts you can drink.
But I want to be 'foo' someday.
You want to be 'foo' someday?
I hope I can be 'foo' someday.
You want to try it, don't you?
Everyone seems to be having fun, so I'm jealous of you.
Then you have to learn self-defense techniques.
That's right.
It's dangerous when you eat, isn't it?
That's why I want you to do your best until you make me 'foo'.
That's amazing.
I want to see you 'foo'.
I've never seen you 'foo' before.
It's been seven years.
This is very Kago-san.
She's saying 'foo' right now.
She's excited.
She's totally excited.
That's amazing.
Then you can do self-defense, right?
Can you really do self-defense?
That's up to you, Jiro.
It's a game. It's a game.
That's up to you, Jiro.
It's up to you, Jiro.
But is the game exciting?
But I want you to do it while you're doing it.
Of course, I want you to do it.
If you do it, I'll do it.
It doesn't matter if it's funny or not.
It's just that you're doing it.
Just be brave and do it.
Bravery is important.
Just be brave and do it.
I'll do it now.
I bought this flower yesterday in a different color.
I won't do it.
You can't do it.
You can't do it at all.
Good morning! It was blooming when I woke up in the morning.
I'll do what I thought about yesterday.
I won't do it.
You're brave.
It was fun.
I'm troubled.
It was fun.
Thank you very much.
It's interesting.
You're all different.
We're different?
I think I'm troubled the most.
I was straining my neck.
This is not a living room.
This is not a living room of Fukuoka.
We have TV crews.
We're free humans.
Don't mind us.
It's amazing. It's like a show where you come and present a project. It's new, isn't it?
That's right.
If you win here, you can do it.
I'm desperate and happy.
It's fun.
For me, it's only grateful.
All right.
Then, we will research and proceed with the project.
Basically, Jiro-kun...
Please take care of me at this time.
Please take care of me at home.
I'll pay for you.
That's right.
At home.
I bought a new headset.
I don't need it.
I'm sober.
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I don't need it.
It was fun so far.
Thank you.
It's goodbye.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
When I posted it the other day, I was impressed by the taste.
That was rough.
This time, I'll make it more and more and more.
I'll work hard to get closer to Sashihara-san's image.
Can you put Sashihara-ramen in the store?
I see.
I got it.
No way!
How about cheese?
I think natto goes well with it.
I'll make it simple.
Roughly?
Roughly.
I think it'll have a salty taste.
Very delicious!
Really?
Very delicious!
Whatever I say, you'll think it's weird, but it's delicious like Thai curry.
It's really weird.
This one is better.
Are you serious?
If you eat it with soup and natto, it becomes milder and tastier.
It's good.
This time, we will do it for free.
We will do it for free and see how many people like it.
We will ask people who have eaten it.
We will do it for free and see how many people like it.
This time, we asked people who want to eat sushi and ramen.
7500 people applied for it.
Are you serious?
It's amazing.
It's new.
This time, we did a monitoring survey and took a survey.
If you think you can do it...
Then, we'll split up.
That's right.
No, splitting up is...
Well, well, I know what to do. Let's split up.
You don't have to say anything else. I'll gather my feelings.
Let's split up.
That's right.
If it was popular this time,
So, the staff will look for a dog landscape.
Yes, please.
Sashihara-men.
Tsujita.
That's good.
If it was popular,
Tsujita-san will think about it.
Right?
That's your...
What is he?
He came out of Aomori two weeks ago.
And, and...
And, today...
He came here late.
What?!
Are you serious?!
Even in Sashihara, he came in time.
Why is that? Is it because you overslept?
I overslept.
Is it okay?
He was really angry earlier.
Really?
The master was really angry.
But, the reason I called him today...
Do you remember what kind of ramen it was?
Curry.
Curry and milk ramen.
Yes.
It was Aomori's famous ramen.
That's right. I remember.
With that connection, I called him.
I see.
Have you eaten it in Aomori?
No, I haven't.
What?!
It's not just Aomori.
It's not just a rural area.
It's a normal area.
Thank you for waiting.
Here you go.
Sashihara Ramen.
This is Sashihara Ramen.
It's cuter than Sashihara Ramen.
It's more milky.
Your taste buds have improved.
Yes, it's the best of beauty.
I hope you'll give us a fair evaluation.
That's right.
If it's bad, it's bad.
But it's delicious.
Please be careful not to make a mistake.
Excuse me.
You're wearing an impressive color and knit.
Are you a fan of Sashihara-san?
What are you talking about?
I like him.
I don't like him, but I like him.
I like Sashihara-san.
Really?
What do you like about him?
I don't think he's that cute.
What is this?
I hope you'll give us a fair evaluation.
That's right.
Can you do it?